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#yeah pretty sure at least twice to ask whether the neighbour was still living in his house #because the house is a mess and they get calls about it sometimes #they’ve also brought him home at least once #don’t think they ever came for us specifically though #polls #police

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Hoi hoi, ik heb een Koningsdag themavraag:

Zeg jij:

Kleedjesmarkt

Rommelmarkt

Vrijmarkt

Anders?

#ik vind het interessant dat sommige mensen blijkbaar koningsmarkt zeggen #want dat heb ik alleen nog maar gehoord refererend aan een professionele markt #ik zeg rommelmarkt al is op een of andere manier vrijmarkt recent mijn vocabulaire binnengeslopen #polls #nederlands #Koningsdag #the Netherlands #Dutch

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#kuzko #Dutch pop duo #I discovered them last year through penelope #it’s not amazing or smth but some of their songs are catchy and just fun #they have 6000 listeners per month #next to that I think Phillip labes #who I discovered through a tiktok here #Jeff found a genie #he has 60000 listeners per month #oh wait sorry Jendrik my love with 22800 listeners is 2nd #tbf up to this year he had 1 song #really recommend following his YouTube though he’s so funny #as in unintentional #yeah I think those are my most obscure ones #though Jendrik was at Eurovision but everybody but me hated that #all those stats are from Spotify btw #I do listen to Taylor Swift too though I think that’s necessary to say too

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Heb je een dopper? Ja/nee

#zijn er mensen die nog nooit een hebben gekregen? #mijn Dopper identificeerde me als Nederlands in Zweden #ik wil wel een nieuwe trouwens de mijn lekt #polls #nederlands #Dutch

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#excuse me wtf #even the Vatican ratified it according to Wikipedia #and there aren’t even children living there #Gibraltar can also fuck off though #just like one of the Channel Islands I can’t see which one #get Biden to put this through the senate #because somehow every president since Clinton has forgotten? #well I presume trump might just not have cared #oh it was guernsey but that has changed in 2020 the map just hadn’t updated #THE US DIDN’T SIGN IT BECAUSE SOME STATES QUITE LITERALLY WANTED TO MURDER CHILDREN???? #(death sentence) (they have been ruled unconstitutional since but what. the. fuck.) (how did it get ruled inconstitutional in THIS CENTURY) #(I really do hate the US rn so don’t talk to me before the nuance that it’s not everyone comes back) #(fuck y’all) #I feel actually sick now knowing that this was still happening in the 90s #like the executions happened when they were adults but imagine being 23 #like Steve Edward Roach and being executed for something you did at 17

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I submitted my first scientific paper ahhhhhh

#fingers crossed they like it #now I need to figure out what to do next #oops #about me #i made an original post #I bought an American cookie to celebrate lol

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PSA

The alt text feature exists for you to write descriptions of a photo for blind and otherwise visually disabled people. It is not there as a super secret hilarious place to hide memes or troll your audience. Alt text is an accessibility feature that enables disabled people to gain access to images and screenshots, and using it as a weird hidden way to Rick roll people is not funny. It misleads people who can’t see the actual image and makes it impossible for us to know what the image actually is. Please research what the purpose of alt text actually is before using it for shit it isn’t there for.

Signed,

A Very Irritated Blind Person

#oh yeah I don’t need it but I saw a few posts like that and got so annoyed #alt text #accessibility

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Hoi! Heeft jouw werkplek muizen? (Alsin een plaag. Niet als huisdieren)

Ja

Nee, maar wel gehad

Nee

Ik heb geen werk(plek)/werk thuis

#ja maar ik weet niet of ze het zelf ook weten #polls #nederlands #ik zou het misschien nog niet een plaag noemen trouwens

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#FUCK OFF #funny #memes

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#this is so bad but unfortunately I am amused #Tetris #funny

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Nederlanders, welk niveau deed/doe je op de middelbare school?

Vmbo basis

Vmbo kader

Vmbo gemengde leerweg

Vmbo theoretische leerweg (mavo)

Havo

Vwo Atheneum

Vwo gymnasium

Anders

Dit bestond niet in mijn tijd/geen Nederlander/zie resultaat

#VWO IS EEN DING #EXACT DEZELFDE WAARDE WAAROM SPLITSEN WE DIT #(^trauma van docenten die gymnasium studenten voortrokken terwijl de enige #reden dat ik geen gymnasium deed was dat dat pokkever rijden zou zijn als een 13 jarige) #(ver als in een uur ipv 5 minuten) #polls #nederlands #the Netherlands

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Average female height in Europe.

by land_geist

#*points at all of europe* “tiny! #hzo ben ik langer dan gemiddeld trouwens ik dacht dat 173 de gemiddelde lengte was? #Europe #maps

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Do you know the dwelling(s) either of your parents grew up in?

Yes, I live(d) there

Yes, I’ve been inside it

Yes, I’ve seen it from the outside

Yes, I’ve seen it in a photo

No, I have never seen it

#my dad’s yeah I’ve been there a LOT #my mom’s I don’t even know if I actually saw it irl #it’s possible we drove past once #I have been inside my grandma’s childhood house though #polls #about me

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Hou je van vanille vla? Ja/Meh/Nee

#vanille vla met aardbeien love of my life #polls #nederlands #Dutch #food

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the wandering painter, part one

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#oh pretty #art

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Anyway did anyone watch Jendrik’s new music video it’s so unhinged

#I wouldn’t necessarily say I liked it but I was crying from laughing too hard #which makes it real art imo #it created complicated feelings in me lol #jendrik #the song is shut me down btw #go look it up #I mean you (yes you reading this) probably haven’t seen it it has 348 views

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greetings from Earth 🌍 there's no place like home!!

#oh I like this #art #Earth day