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Ranking JJK Characters I Don't Like

Ranging from mild dislike (14) to LOATHE WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BEING (1).

14. Mai: I don't hate her. I sympathize with her. I just wish she wasn't the way she is.

13. Junpei: I do have compassion for him, but ... school shooter vibes. Not a fan.

12. Noritoshi: Bad vibes.

11. Toji: Bad dad. And he's so nosy, too. Why does he always insert himself into situations with his fists swinging? Actually, now that I think about it, that's kind of iconic behavior. But all it ever really did was create more problems. If he had never inserted himself into the plot, Geto would have probably never turned mass-murderer-cult-leader--WE COULD HAVE HAD EVERYTHING. So it's a pass for me. Also, his haircut is off-putting for reasons I cannot articulate. It's like one day in middle school he got a haircut and just never changed up the style ever again.

10. Jogo: Ugly.

9. Uraume: Character design: slay. Helping Sukuna: not slay.

8. Like every adult from the Zenin clan: BECAUSE THEY SUCK.

7. Tengen: Old and entitled.

6. Kenjaku: Old and entitled part two. What gives him the right?

5. Sukuna: Horrid, nasty man. I feel like I shouldn't have to elaborate.

4. Ui Ui: Annoying. Literally, why are you even here?

3. Mei Mei: First of all, how am I supposed to take you seriously with that stupid braid hanging in front of your face? From the very instant her character was introduced, I did not like her, but I thought maybe I was being a woman hater for no reason, so I really did try to tolerate her. But when we finally saw that scene in season two. PRISON!!! I was right. She's the worst. We are not gonna ignore that. Check her files.

2. That thing with the blond side ponytail: I hate him so much I don't even know his name. I don't care to know it. I would say why do you as a man look like that, but honestly why do you as a HUMAN BEING look like that? Why do you act like that? Why are you skipping around wearing a poorly made DIY toga? Whole nip is hanging out, and no one asked to see that. Why are you HOLDING HANDS with your blade? Freak. There is something so intrinsically, inherently, ONTOLOGICALLY wrong with him, you can't even blame it on childhood trauma or a personality disorder. The only time I ever supported Sukuna was when he bullied this emaciated Jo Jo Siwa lookin' thing in Shibuya.

Mahito: I hate him so much. I hate him more than I've ever hated any character. I actually lose the ability to speak coherently when I think about him because I hate him so much. I think it's so cringe when try-hard dudes say, "When I'm angry all I see is red." But when I think about Mahito it really is like blood and pure rage cloud my vision. He is literally the embodiment of if you gave an edge lord psychopathic eleven year old the power to kill people. "Wee, I'm so powerful and killing people is just SoooOoOoOoOOOo much fun!!" SHUT UP!!!!!!!! SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT CUTE. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL IN ANY WAY. He is genuinely the most irritating character I have ever come across. And as the story progresses, he just gets worse. What do you mean he can duplicate himself? Now we have to deal with TWO of this wretched creature? What do you mean he can be decapitated AND HIS HEAD WILL SPROUT LIMBS AND SPRINT AWAY? STOOOOOOOOOP. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT HAPPENED TO NANAMI--I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. Mahito is such a nasty, slithy, bothersome, despicable, nauseating little cockroach. "Yuji, you and I are the same." Huh? You thought you did something there, didn't you? You thought you ate and came up with some kind of deep, revolutionary concept? It's giving pretentious philosophy dude who thinks he's superior for being a little contrarian, nihilistic Nietzsche butt licker. When Yuji finally humbled him, I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed seeing the fear in his eyes. For one brief, fleeting moment, I could finally understand what sadists must feel like. Honestly, we deserved to watch him suffer, and I wish he would have suffered far more for far longer. Rot in anguish, Mahito. You will not be missed nor forgiven.

#long time no see #life been lifing #i need surgery :( #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #mai zenin #junpei yoshino #noritoshi kamo #toji fushiguro #jogo #uruame #tengen jjk #kenjaku #ryomen sukuna #ui ui #mei mei #mahito #hater

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers <3

for admin shart:

1. food

2. farts

3. fun

4. freddy fazbear

5. fanfic

for admin lemon:

1. fyodor dostoevsky (the author)

2. my skrunkly dogs

3. buying books

4. my migraine medicine

5. green tea

#freddy fazbear

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#once again every time we make these #i get scared we’ll accidentally copy someone #i am so scared of unintentional plagiarism #attack on titan #aot #aot memes #attack on titan memes #snk #snk memes #shingeki no kyoujin memes #shingeki no kyojin #aot levi #levi ackerman #aot erwin #erwin smith #zeke jaeger #zeke yeager #aot zeke #eruri #zeke slander

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characters as things friends + family have said

#shart farted when i showed them this #they are also the owner of this quote #bsd #bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes #incorrect bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd incorrect quotes #bungo stray dogs meme #bsd memes #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akutagawa #bungo stray dogs season 5 #incorrect quotes #locked in #locking in

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helppp, i forgot i wrote this last night. i was kinda onto something though. give that man copies of crime and punishment and the bros k, it’ll fix him.

#geto suguru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto #jjk geto #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #dostoevsky #fyodor dostoevsky #dostoevsky author #crime and punishment #the brothers karamazov

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😍😍

#bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs season 5 #bsd #bungo stray dogs chuuya #bungo stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #soukoku

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erwin after levi’s only two friends are brutally murdered and torn apart by a titan:

#aot #attack on titan #a choice with no regrets #shingeki no kyojin #snk #snk memes #aot memes #attack on titan memes #aot erwin #erwin smith #aot levi #levi ackerman #furlan church #farlan church #eruri #isabel magnolia #acwnr

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y’all are making the real dostoevsky turn over in his grave right now😭

#if you know you know #if you don’t know you don’t need to know #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #dostoevksy #dostoevsky author #jesus #jesus christ #jesus of nazareth #bungo stray dogs #bsd

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characters as things friends + family have said

#shart said this btw #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd memes #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs meme #bungo stray dogs incorrect quotes #dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd chuuya #soukoku

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#every time i make these i get scared that someone will have done them before and i saw their post but forgot about #it #and accidentally plagiarize #voltron legendary defender #shiro voltron #vld shiro #hunk voltron #vld hunk #lance voltron #vld lance #lance mcclain #voltron lotor #vld lotor #prince lotor #vld incorrect quotes #vld memes #voltron memes #voltron legendary defender memes #voltron #allura voltron #takashi shirogane #hozier

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UNCLE, THE AVATAR TOOK MY DREAM JOURNAL!!

#avatar the last airbender #aang #avatar aang #atla #zuko #prince zuko #atla zuko #uncle iroh

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characters as things friends + family have said

fyodor: don’t kill yourself.

dazai: cause time will do it for you.

fyodor: *gasp*

dazai: it’s true.

fyodor: no it’s not. time isn’t going to kill me, jesus is.

#shart talks a lot about being killed by jesus #idk why #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #bungo stray dogs dazai #incorrect bungo stray dogs #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd memes #bungo stray dogs meme #bungou stray dogs season 4 #bungo stray dogs season 5 #bsd dazai

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if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog (no pressure by the way)

hola, here we gooo.

admin shart:

1. i don’t have a tailbone.

2. i’m lactose intolerant, and one time i took lactaid and stuck a cheesy noodle in my mouth, spit it out, and still had diarrhea.

3. i really like clowncore, pastel goth fashion, and gothic architecture.

admin lemon:

1. the fanfic we wrote (and that inspired our user name) was partly inspired because i had been eating lasagna for every meal for like four straight days.

2. i dual-majored in psychology and writing in college.

3. i find existential literature and thought very interesting, especially like dostoevsky and camus (and i think attack on titan touches on existential themes and actually that eren is very much an ubermensch figure, but that’s a topic for a different time).

[chuuyaandreaderkilldazai]

#attack on titan #attack on titan final season #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #aot memes #snk memes #attack on titan memes #shingeki no kyoujin memes #eren jaeger #eren yeager #mikasa ackerman #eren x mikasa #eremika #armin arlert #armin arlelt #annie leonhart #armin x annie #aruani #levi ackerman #erwin smith #jean kirschtien #sasha braus #ymir #ymir fritz #aot eren #eren aot #eren attack on titan #mikasa aot #armin aot

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#before y’all come at me with the BuT DazAi’S oNe Of ThE sMaRteSt ChArAcTeRs #you can be both intelligent and really stupid #and he is #also i was going to make this post about lance but apparently he has blue eyes and i find that ridiculous reject canon LANCE HAS BROWN EYES #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #dazai dark era #bungo stray dogs dazai #bungo stray dogs meme #bsd memes

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characters as things family + friends have said

erwin: what is in your heart? naughty words?

levi: yeah, honestly.

erwin: well, it should be jesus.

#attack on titan #acwnr #this was a convo between lemon and shart btw #aot #aot incorrect quotes #attack on titan incorrect quotes #aot memes #attack on titan memes #aot erwin #erwin smith #levi ackerman #levi aot #a choice with no regrets #shingeki no kyojin #snk incorrect quotes #snk #snk memes

[chuuyaandreaderkilldazai]

characters as things friends + family have said

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld #voltron memes #voltron incorrect quotes #vld incorrect quotes #lance mcclain #lance voltron #vld lance #keith kogane #keith voltron #vld keith