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circes-cottage · 17 days

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circes-cottage · 17 days

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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circes-cottage · 1 month

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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

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circes-cottage · 3 months

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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

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circes-cottage · 3 months

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i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

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circes-cottage · 3 months

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Unpopular opinion but Otis and Maeve do not really look good together (to me) but Otis and Ruby on the other hand? Well........

#sex education #otis milburn #maeve wiley #ruby matthews #otis x maeve #otis x ruby #unpopular opinion #unpopular take #netflix #lol shitpost #shitposts #textposts

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circes-cottage · 4 months

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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

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circes-cottage · 5 months

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it can be so tiring to interact in a room full of men

#woman in stem #at a conference rn #why are men #textpost #shitposting #im exhausted

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circes-cottage · 5 months

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me going to jail because I misunderstood the meaning of High Tea

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circes-cottage · 5 months

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perhaps top 10 most influential tweets of all time for me

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circes-cottage · 6 months

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circes-cottage · 6 months

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When your siblings enter college so you can finally start treating them as human

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circes-cottage · 6 months

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remembering the time when me and my mentally ill besties decided to get off of social media to get our lives together but then one of us made a google classroom and everyone was shitposting over there like