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just like a little psa, if you don't like my shit don't interact with it?? it's not that fucking hard

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stringys kinktober comign to stores near you. except i'm doing like less than 10 days cause i'm a full time student with two part time jobs <3

#trey parker #matt stone

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i can't find the fucking kinktober list how am i supposed to kink tober of i can't FNID IT

#kms #kinktober

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god bless. i'm so tired and burnt out all i need is a squishy 53 year old co creator of south park to hold me and let me suck on his tits. life would be so much better.

#trey parker #matt trey #eatingstringcheese #matt stone #eatingstringcheese posts #joe cooper #baseketball

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Sad bitch hours have started and as nice as it is to silently sob in the hot shower, I’d prefer to cry my eyes out while a strong, beefy, pretty man holds me extra tight and pets my hair.

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✨️All Trey and Matt Individual Kiss Scenes✨️

⬇️Fun facts about each scene⬇️

Trey:

#1 - Toddy Walters was Trey's girlfriend, whom he met after she auditioned for the role of Polly Pry in Cannibal! The Musical. This kiss was their first and Trey said he was really shy.

#2 - This kiss is not in the movie and was never intended to be. Trey was just messing with his friend Dian :D

#3 - You can notice how Trey gets really red in this one. Maybe it's because it is really ridiculous, but it could also be because his actual girlfriend at the time (Toddy) was watching him do the scene (she's the blonde one standing with the other three)

#4, 5 & 6 - Yasmine said Trey would always pretend to throw up in disgust before kissing her.

#7 - There are many legends surrounding this one. Matt once said the kiss was scripted, and that they gargled a huge bottle of Listerine in advance to prevent them from tasting each other. Meanwhile Trey has said a couple of times that it wasn't scripted, that they chose to tongue each other and didn't care because everyone already thought they were gay anyway.

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Matt:

#1 - Still about that kiss, Matt has joked that his parents would probably be like "Oh, son, no..." and imitated Trey's grandma saying "I knew you were a f*g!" while having a heart attack after she found out he kissed his guy friend.

#2 - Matt said he was actually grossed out by Victoria Silvstedt and didn't find her attractive at all.

#3 - Matt said that he accidentally hurt Jenny's lips during this one. On top of that, he admitted that between all his partners in BASEketball Trey was the better kisser.

#the fact that matt doesn't like actually kiss anyone... #just tongue and teeth #oh boy #he drives me insane

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he looks so pretty in this clip it hurts me

#fuck. #actually about to devour this loser #matt stone #trey parker #eatingstringcheese

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Give me big dick size kink Bucky who throws his head back and moans when he first breeches your tight cunt, barely pushing in just the swollen head of his cock while shoving your legs back till your thighs hit your chest. Bucky who watches his fat cock stretch you open with a feral expression on his face, your squeals and moans music to his ears because he’s splitting you in half. Thicker than a snicker Bucky who runs his mouth about how hes too big for you, his large mass caging your under him while he fucks you senseless.

“S’too tight bunny, god damn”

“Choking my dick baby, I know it hurts, let daddy in, c’mon, make room for my cock - fuck - almost there - shittt”

“Lookit this tiny pussy baby, fuck you have the cutest button between your legs, fuck I just-“ he pulls out of you just to flick your clit with his cockhead before shoving it in you again, smirking at the way your hand wraps around his large wrist, pulling his hand to the where you need him.

“So greedy for such a little cunt, you can barely take all of me and you already want more?“ he spits right down onto your clit, this calloused thumb rubbing right circles onto you with each thrust

“Daddy’s got such a big load for you baby, m’gonna drain my balls till it’s dripping down your ass and onto the sheets. Wanna see your belly swell up with how much cum I’m about to give you” he grits out, chest heaving when his cock hardens even more, veins pulsing and his orgasm crawls down his spine, spreading through his thighs, his balls seizing up, pleasure shooting through the tip.

“FUCK, t-take it bunny, lemme fill you up, there’s so much baby, might get you pregnant, what you gonna do with all this cum, god, it’s so much-

Sorry. I need to go back to work now.

#oh my good god #BUCKY FUCKING BARNES #imagine he's chubby here #absolutely beautiful #he's so perfect

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golden retriever boys who beg to breed you like “oh baby you feel too good i— i can’t hold it— agh fuck, can i do it inside? please baby, can i? p— oh god, please? wanna cum inside you so bad, so fucking bad, can i? i g-got so much for you, wanna fill you up with it please please please baby please—“

#oh my fucking god #creamed my pants fr #losing my ever loving MIND #doug fucking remer #doug remer #LOSER ALERT #also coop #JOE COOPER #MY BF #doug remer x reader #joe cooper x reader #matt stone #trey parker #matt trey

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Remer blurb ✨

I can't stop thinking about Remer being absolutely fucking pathetic.

He's begging you all day just for a small peck on the cheek and you give him "just one" and before you know it he's begging for just one full kiss. But this time you tell him "I don't have time, I have to shower and then go to work soon." And he pouts up at you and says in a quiet desperate voice "can I watch" and you giggle before you realize he's completely serious.

You take pity on him and let him have this one, lazily kissing him on the couch. Before you know it he's pawing at your chest, eagerly kissing you, sloppily licking into your mouth. He's shallowly breathing and moaning quietly and you don't realize why until you feel him rutting against you, pressing your hips to his own, needily.

He's so desperate for it that it doesn't take long for him to start cumming in his pants, he's so red with embarrassment he hides his face in your chest, moaning and whining as he rides out his orgasm, rutting against you with purpose.

He leans back, smiling at you with a fucked out expression and hooded eyes. You take that as your cue to leave before he asks for a second round, knowing that he absolutely would.

This is something I HAD to talk about because I'm losing my mind thinking about him. He's literally such a whiney stupid slut and I need him

#oh. #oh. (in italics) #what a loser #FUCK #oh my god doug remer i'm coming for you

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can we perhaps worship the booty of the bucky? 💕👁️👄👁️🙏🏻

Yes yes we can because all asses matter including the male ass and I love booty especially if it’s attached to Bucky LFG also imma make this a college au OOP hope you enjoy🥹🥹

Rating: Explicit

Tags: College!au, Ex jock!Bucky, chubby!bucky, he got a fat ass, analingus, ass worship, body worship, caretaking, quite fluffy and kinky, switch Bucky, theyre so in love, so SOFT, like his pillowy cheeks, weight gain

Just Peachy!

Your pitiful boyfriend was wincing when he sat down. Wincing when he accidentally backed into a cabinet in your small shared apartment. Which happened more and more often as of late. Had a ginger step to his swaggering walk. You stifled a smile. Bucky wouldn’t ever admit he was in pain, quick to throw off any concerns. Sweet baby might have a bruised ego along with his ass.

That beautiful, peachy, admittedly huge ass. A busted shoulder had ended your boyfriend’s college baseball career, his left arm retaining none of the power it once had. He had to get dropped and consequently ate his feelings. Which led to now. A delightfully chunky ex-jock on your greedy hands. With a nice ass. Did you say that already?

The brunettes limping and silent complaining was a leftover from last night. You two were experimenting with different options in bed. He liked a little pain with pleasure and you were thrilled to help out. Watching his chubby body and ass ripple with the paddle had you clenching around your vibrator, just as overwhelmed.

Bucky was a bit self-conscious about his weight gain but you made sure to butter him up, shower lots of love and praise. Constantly reminding the man how hot he was. Because he was hot, of course. No amount of outgrown pants would change that. Although watching him stubbornly squeeze into his old baseball warmups was a delight.

You paused the movie from the couch and asked, “What are you grumbling about?”

“My ass hurts. What do you think?”

Rolling your eyes and grinning you replied, “Want me to make it better baby? C’mon you’ve been walking around like a wounded animal all day.”

Bucky’s pouty face came into view, his half up hair letting some strands fall into that handsome face. You patted the leather and hummed, “C’mon lover boy, lay down and I’ll get you right.” The brunette sighed, the tension leaving his big shoulders as he laid belly first on the couch, propping his head on your thigh, pressing a sweet kiss to your exposed skin. He chuckled, “You laid it hard on me.”

“I didn’t hear any complaints. I’ll be right back.”

He grabbed a pillow to prop his head on big arms, sighing again. Meanwhile you rifled through your bathroom to find some soothing lotion, a roller to ease the darkness of the bruises, and maybe some lube in case baby wanted to feel frisky. You were frisky thinking about getting your hands on that peach.

Coming back with your gear and a soft towel, Bucky idly watched as you placed them on the coffee table. Then you swung yourself across wonderfully thick thighs, planting your hands on pillowy cheeks— apologizing immediately to poor Buck. He hissed, “Careful now!”

Pressing a little smooch to his wide back lowered your lover’s hackles. You tapped a lovehandle and hummed, “Hips up- I gotta get these off now.” Bucky groaned and lifted his lower body, face flushing as you struggled to get them past chunky hips and his booty. The offending garment was carelessly tossed to the end of the couch, your eyes roving over his cheeks.

Stretch marks, faded now, littered the sides of them. Fresh pink ones adorned flared hips, matching the little ones on his chubby belly and inner thighs. You cooed, “Oh you’re so gorgeous babe. Perfect.” He harrumphed and squirmed a bit, ass wobbling with the movement.

You grabbed the big bottle of lotion and pumped a liberal glob into your hand. Placing it aside you watched him shift a bit more, eyes flicking backwards. The smell of menthol potent in the air you rubbed your palms together before gently applying your hands on those heavenly cheeks.

Bucky inhaled sharply, thighs jumping before settling again, you shushing and cooing. In wide circles you spread out the lotion, careful not to dig and get all the welts and bruises covered. “You’ll feel so much better baby, yeah?”

Half muffled he murmured, “Mhmm, feels good.”

You rubbed a bit deeper now, making sure the lotion soaked in, teasingly sliding a thumb across his crack, earning a strangled noise. Quietly came the mini-roller, you warning, “This might be a bit uncomfortable, okay babe?” He shrugged, obviously in paradise. You made sure to focus on the big bruises, dispel some of that blood clotted up. Bucky stiffened a bit, eventually a little moan slipping out.

You stopped your movements, smiling at his predictable reaction. Such a little masochist. Returning to your work, no less than five agonizing minutes later, Bucky huffed, “Fuck baby, you’re killing me.” He turned once again, cheeks reddened and lips obviously swollen from him gnawing. Playing dumb you cocked your head and asked, “Am I being too rough? I’m sorry. I can stop.”

He furrowed his brows and glared, a look to kill.

“N-no, m’fucking horny now. Felt too good.”

Both of your hands grabbed what malleable flesh of his ass you could. Clicking your tongue you purred, “Figured. So sensitive. Baby’s ass bruised like an overripe peach. Don’t worry Buck.” You teasingly pried his thick cheeks apart to breathe against his hole, extra responsive from the menthol, “Greedy thing.”

He moaned, sounded like it was ripped out from sheer need. A ragged ‘please’. Your eyes flickered to the lube but wanted a more direct approach right now. He liked his ass getting eaten out anyways, as much as Buck bristled when you brought it up later. Ego ego ego.

You laved your tongue over his pucker, lips uncontrollably splitting at the way he pushed back immediately, threatening to suffocate you. Whatever, dying by ass wouldn’t be too bad. Broad flat strokes would suffice to get Buck all slick. Then you’d point your tongue and flick at the sensitive rim.

He cried your name, big hand slapping against the leather of the arm rest. Your greedy hands groped and rubbed at the fattened globes, thumbs digging in to surely make more marks. Bucky tossed his pretty head back, whining when you jabbed your tongue forward, breaching the tight muscle just a hair.

“Fuckfuckfuck— you! God! Don’t stop!”

You weren’t going to, slurping and lapping in fervent motions. You spread him wider out, Bucky’s legs following suit, exposing those pretty stretch-marks you thought about earlier. He was trembling and babbling now, making moony eyes at you as engorged pink lips moved. He reached another hand down and began to jerk at his leaky cock, noises growing in pitch.

You didn’t let up, smacking a pudgy thigh in excitement. Buck howled, hips relentlessly forced against your tongue. He hoarsely shouted your name, excess flesh quaking as he unloaded onto his fist and the leather, falling back down with an aborted whine.

With a final suck you leaned back and wiped your mouth, sated with your work here. Now your hands gently rubbed circles on his butt, thumbs swiping oh-so-gentle. “Best damn ass on campus baby, fuck, I’d worship it some more.”

Bucky slurred, “Gimme a’sec hnghhhh.”

You returned to adding another layer of soothing lotion, content to play with your baby’s fat ass until further notice.

#oh my god #beefy bucky and he's sensitive?? #no words

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#trey parker #matt stone #doug remer #joe cooper #bucky barnes #sebastian stan #my best friend is sitting next to me and judging me for this

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whenever i see sebastian stan in like romantic/sexual gifs i genuinely tear up that i'm not the one with him. like helloooo why is that not me?? why is he so hot?? why won't he date me?? what mental disorder is this??

#sebastian stan #eatingstringcheese #sebstan #falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #sexy seabass #sebstanedit #bucky barnes #winter soldier #the winter soldier #captain america #steve rogers #bucky #bucky barnes smut

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21 year old matt =]

#just a goofy lil guy #a lil goober perhaps #silly #matt stone #doug remer #trey parker #baseketball #orgazmo #matt and trey

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i really really really love the idea of a guy who basically can’t separate his positive emotions from his dick

so like if you’re nice to him? he’s hard

if you’re soft with him? he’s hard

you buy him a present? he’s hard.

you remember an anniversary? you remember his favorite song, movie, or show? he’s hard.

or if you’re doing simple tasks that he thinks are cute like you’re watching your feet while you walk, or biting your lip while you read, or fixing your glasses, tucking your hair behind your ear, or leaning away, scared out of your mind to avoid a flying bug.

he’s so fucking hard.

and even better he doesn’t want you to know. so he’s constantly excusing himself to take care of the issue.

or he can’t get away for some reason and you’re being too adorable so he ends up cumming, untouched in his pants. he can’t hold in his moans and that’s how you find out.

or one day he’s had enough and just takes himself out and starts jerking off with you right there. not explaining anything because he’s too desperate to stop so you just watch him frantically pump his cock until he cums.

#this is so trey parker coded

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does anyone have more pics of trey doing that awkward little smile like this? i’m trying to make a collection

#actually teared up in class looking at this #i love him #he's so perfect #trey parker

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Matt and Trey in the orgazmo DVD stills