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eatingstringcheese · 11 months

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puppy love (doug remer)

or doug's a fucking menace with a thing for boobs fem reader, neutral pronouns (tits obviously) smut, pretty much just remer sucking tits ig.

Doug, despite his sporty “celebrity” lifestyle, enjoyed the simpler things. Maybe that's why he enjoys his life in baseketball so much, it's simple and there's not much to it.

He also loves cuddling with you. Which is the perfect example of something simple that he doesn't have to put his mind to. He likes to hold you, when he lays down on the couch first and you just lay on top of him, he'll rub your shoulders and listen to you talk, or let you nap in peace and he'll watch whatever's on tv.

He likes it even better when he’s the one laying on top of you. You’ll be sitting on the couch and here he is, ready to bury his face in your plush skin, usually your chest or stomach because then you’ll play with his hair. Scratching his scalp and twirling your fingers through his soft curls. He fucking loves that shit. Sometimes he goes for your thighs, drawing shapes in your skin and peppering kisses all over. He would never say it but he enjoys the domesticity of it all. Taking him away from the stressors of the season.

And today was no different. Some shitty movie was playing as a rerun when you’d sat down to relax in the living room. Doug was off at practice, and should be home soon so you took this time to read a book you’d had for a while and never got to finish (probably because Doug thought you looked smart and hot while reading, and so did his dick)

You were finishing up your chapter, getting into the groove of the book at the front door swung open. In walked Remer, shouting out a “honey, i’m home” and kicking his shoes off by the door. He walked into the living room, laughing as he bounded over to the sofa you laid on. He carelessly threw his shit across the room, dropped his bag and removed his practice jersey to leave them strewn across the living room. You almost scolded him but let him be. He quickly bounced on top of you. Burying his face into the crook of your neck for a minute before pressing a sloppy kiss to your lips, all tongue as per usual with Doug. Sloppy but passionate, just his style.

“Hey Dougie, how was practice?” You pulled him down to your chest, rubbing your hands up and down his back as he squirmed on top of you, adjusting himself to get into a more comfortable position.

He grinned at the nickname. Going into his spiel about practice, how Coop missed shots a billion times in a row, and how Doug made every single one of his. You smiled, burying your nose in his hair as he spoke, smelling what you were pretty sure was your shampoo in his hair. You’d brought it up once, how you seemed to be running out of shampoo faster than usual, and how Doug didn’t seem to keep any shampoo in the shower. He shrugged, a sheepish grin not hiding the fact that he used yours. (Coop also brought it up to him, making fun of Remer for being such a sap. It’s not his fault that smelling your shampoo on him made him happier, or that it made his hair so much softer.)

Doug began to trail off, stories from practice coming to an end. You picked your book up from where you placed it on the coffee table, setting your bookmark in and turning your full attention to Doug. He smiled, kissing your face repeatedly and laughing. His hand trails down from holding your face. Slowly moving down to your chest and holding one of your tits, you roll your eyes as he kisses you and gives it a light squeeze.

"God" he grins up at you, full smile as he gropes your tits in a way that would never be called subtle. "I must be in heaven. These are the perfectest fucking tits I've ever held." he groans softly, giving a few more squeezes before switching to the other one. When he’d decided he’d had enough of that, he pressed kisses onto every patch of exposed skin, trailing down to your shirt hem.

“Babe, I really think you should just stop wearing shirts.”

You grinned. “Really Doug, why’s that?”

“It’s annoying.” he tugs at the bottom of your shirt, waiting for you to sit up and take it off. Once it’s thrown across the room, Doug reaches behind you to unclip your bra. Grinning at his skills of unclipping it one handed, he throws it over to where his practice jersey lay on the armchair. He dives back in head first, letting out his typical soft feminine moans at the feeling of your soft skin on his face.

“Babe, you really are the most perfect human being to exist.”

“Is that because of my amazing personality or my tits?” you tease him.

“Who’s complaining? Why can’t I love both?”

“Well seeing as the way you’ve been practically drooling I’m guessing its’ the latter.”

He grins, shamelessly playing with your nipples. Holding them gently as he ran his thumb over the hardening bud, tracing circles around it. A smile grew on his lips as you arched your back up to meet him. He took his hand, pinching softly and pulling on your nipple. Nearly melting into you as your soft moans left your body. Absolute music to his ears. He rutted into the couch every time you moaned, hips twitching

He leaned in slightly, kissing all over your breasts. Around each nipple, licking a stripe down the valley between your breasts.

Remer licked, kissed, and sucked on your tits like a starved man. It was almost as if this was his last meal and sure as hell he was making it worth it. If he was honest, he could probably cum at just sucking on your tits. Not like he was some teenage virgin who couldn’t hold off until he at least put it inside you. (That's not to say he hasn’t done that before, because he has totally just gotten off to the thought of your tits. Many times during the away season.)

He continued placing open mouth kisses on your breasts, fondling one side as he paid all attention to the other.

Doug moaned, back arching as he kept his mouth on your nipple. Quiet, girlish moans vibrated your sensitive bud as Doug lost his breath, twitching and rutting against the sofa.

He pulled back suddenly, clearly somewhat ashamed of his behavior. You laughed softly, taking his face in your hands and making his soft eyes meet yours. You looked down for a second, taking notice to the darkening spot on the front of his practice shorts. You giggled.

“Did you seriously cum in your pants like some teenage virgin?” you made fun of him, kissing him softly when he nodded. You pressed kisses all over his face, from his temples to his jawline.

“That's okay Dougie. I’ll clean you up.” he smiled, immediately shooting up and pulling you into his arms, wrapping his arms around your thighs as he carried you to the bedroom.

i got a horrid fucking migraine towards the end so if it's unreadable just ignore it i'll fix it later. love you pookies

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funnynewsheadlines · 4 years

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99 Times Jerk Cats Stole Dogs’ Beds

So beautiful and gentle they could do no harm—that's how we’d like to think of cats. And in theory, it’s true. In practice, ehm, not so much. 'Cause if there’s anything cats are guilty of, it would be their notorious and shameless habit of stealing beds.

You now see why your doggo has been sleeping in a laundry basket lately. Both hilarious and purrfectly evil, Bored Panda compiled a list full of little thieves who got busted playing on canines' nerves. And yeah, if you’re thinking of getting your puppo a new bed, you may wanna add some courage to the basket too.

After you’re done with this post, take a look at our previous list with 119 cats stealing beds from dogs which is as pawfectly evil.

#1 It’s 7 Degrees Outside And The King Has Claimed His Bed

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#2 My Cat Recently Discovered The Dog Bed

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#3 I Was Able To Capture The Raw Anguish He Felt After Losing His Bed To The Void

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#4 Got The Dogs New Beds. I Should Have Got Them Some Courage

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#5 My Cat Really Enjoys My Dog's New Bed

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#6 Poor Pup Tried To Ask Nicely. Too Bad The Cat's A Jerk

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#7 Technically They Are Sharing, But The Cat Gets The Lion's Share

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#8 I'm Fine

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#9 The Dog Wasn’t Too Happy About The New Baby

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#10 Boots Tried To Steal Poppy’s Bed But Poppy Said Nope

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#11 Temper-Pedic Dog Bed For Our Large Dog

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#12 Cat And Dog Enjoying The New Beds We Just Got Them

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#13 Bought A Cat Bed The Other Day. Woke Up To This

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#14 Yes Yes, Stay There

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#15 Got The Dog A New Bed Today. Not Going Well

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#16 That Look Of Apathy And Those Looks Of Disdain

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#17 Why Is He There?

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#18 Always A Gentleman

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#19 I Captured My Dog Crying For Help Every Time My Tiny Old Cat Steals Her Bed. She’ll Sleep On The Floor Rather Than Steal It Back

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#20 So Tonight We Have To Sleep On Floor

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#21 See Below Why Skye Is Looking Sad And Sleeping In Her Toy Basket Today

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#22 "Dad, Do Something"

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#23 When The Cat Steals Your Bed So You Have To Improvise. It Was Actually Super Comfy And I Didn't Want To Get Out, Even Though Mum Had Washing To Do

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#24 Well Was Looking For A Forever Home For This Stray Kitten But The Other Cat Has Spoken, The Dog Also Has No More Bed

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#25 In Case You Were Wondering Who's In Charge

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#26 She Stole His Bed And He Was Too Nervous To Take It Back

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#27 Sad Pupper, Comfy Kitter

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#28 Such Disrespect

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#29 A Little Help?

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#30 Our Cat Stole Our Dog's Bed. Fear And Confusion Ensued

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#31 The Cat Is The Alpha In This House

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#32 We Bought A New Bed For The Dog. Came Back To Find This

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#33 Help Me Hooman. I Seem To Have Lost My Bed

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#34 "Mum, Help! The Cats Have Taken My Bed" - Elsa

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#35 They Took My Bed

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#36 Right After I Put Together Her Cot The Cat Claimed It

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#37 She Stole It Right Out From Under Him And Looks So Smugly Pleased With Herself For It

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#38 Here’s One My Mom Sent Me

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#39 Moved His Bed Into The Office While I’m At Home. Now Occupied By Current House Champion Of “Shuffle Your Feet, Lose Your Seat”

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#40 Hopefully My Siblings Will Let Me Use My Bed This Weekend So I Can Relax

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#41 Cat Stole Our Bed

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#42 They’re Learning To Share. Although We Often Have To Remind The Pupper That It’s His Bed

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#43 I Know Who Won This Fight

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#44 Definitely Siblings. “Muuum! He’s In My Bed!”

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#45 She Is Far Too Sweet To Kick Gandolf Out Of Her Bed

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#46 Nope, Not Today

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#47 Does Stolen Dog Houses Qualify?

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#48 "Mom, He Stole My Bed"

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#49 Came Back From A Walk. Cat Stole Her Bed. He Is Ready To Defend That Heating Pad With His Life

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#50 How They "Share" The Dog's Bed

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#51 My Store Kitty Stealing Dog Beds That Haven’t Even Been Purchased Yet

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#52 Dad... Dad! Do Something

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#53 You Seeing This??

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#54 "Ma, Do Something!" Oh Dear, Mona's At It Again

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#55 But Mommy, She Is In My Bed

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#56 A**hole Stole The Puppers Box

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#57 Sweet, Gentle Hank. Won't Even Challenge The Cat For The Only Spot In The House That's Rightfully His

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#58 My Sweet Lab Is Too Timid To Kick The Cat Off His Mat, So He Just Stares Forlornly At His Rightful Place By The Fire. I Usually Have To Remove The Cat Myself

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#59 Demoralized And Overcome By Adversity

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#60 We Got The Bed For The Dog

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#61 "It’s Happened Again, Dad"

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#62 Somebody Stole Jaxon's Bed

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#63 My Cat Kicks My Poor Boy Out Of His Bed And Into Hers. His Face Says It All

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#64 Bitterest Dogs In The Neighborhood

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#65 Poor Dog Has His Bed Stolen On A Daily Basis. Luckily He Has Another One And They Sleep Next To Each Other At Night

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#66 The Face You Make When The Cat Stole Your Bed

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#67 Excuse Me Human, There’s Something Wrong Here

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#68 My Cat Doesn't Give A F**k

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#69 Our Dog Toby Was Not Happy When His Cat-Brother Tom Stole His Bed. Tom Didn’t Care

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#70 He’s Too Nice To Say No To His New Buddy

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#71 What's Wrong With This Picture?

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#72 What’s Wrong With This Picture?

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#73 My Reaction When Sylvester The Kitty Takes My Bed

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#74 It's Been A Hard Dog's Night

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#75 No. No No No No, Nope. This Is Too Much

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#76 Guess I Should Have Gotten The Dog A Bed Too

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#77 Bed Thief

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#78 Poor Pootsie, Never Gets To Sleep In His Own Bed

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#79 Oh Dear, Now She Has Stolen Buddy's Bed. Next She Will Be Taking Over The World

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#80 One Stolen Bed, One Sad Doggo

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#81 New Pup And Old Kitty Are Still Working On Getting Along, But She Sure Knows How To Assert Her Dominance

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#82 Its Okay, Says The Dane, Let The Kitty Sleep

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#83 So I Bought My Dogs New Beds

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#84 2 Out Of 3 Animals Have Agreed That The Dog Cannot Use His Own Bed

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#85 The Cat Stole Her Bed

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#86 First Doug Stole Pancake's New Bed. Now He's Taking Over My Cozy Crate. I Must Fight This Injustice, But I'm Kinda Scared Of Him

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#87 It’s My Bed Now Buddy

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#88 “Uhm, Mom, This Tiny Floof Stole My New Bed”

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#89 One Does Not Simply "Steal" From A Malamute

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#90 Poor Starbuck Doesn’t Know What To Do

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#91 My Dog Is A Pushover

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#92 Poor Mayzie

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#93 Old Story: Cat Stealing Dog Bed

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#94 Love These Two. Tigger Is Such A Little Bully

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#95 She's Done It Again

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#96 Clearly Our Newly Acquired Cat Summer Has Asserted Her Place In The Pack

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#97 When The Cat Claims Her Bed

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#98 Bought My Dog A New Dog Bed Today. Already Been Kicked Off By The Cat Within 20 Minutes

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#99 Sure Cat This Bed Is For You

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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one bed - katsuki bakugo

in which class 1-a embarks on a field trip, and somehow katsuki and y/n end up sharing a bed

warnings: swearing, its really just fluff :)

"What do you mean there's only one bed?"

Katsuki grumbled from the other end of the phone, "I just told you, idiot! There's one bed in the hotel room."

Y/n pulled the phone away from their ear and groaned. "Why me?" They whined, stomping their feet on the floor like a toddler.

Mina rubbed her best friend's shoulder. "Don't worry, babes, it shouldn't be too bad."

Kyoka gave Y/n a pitiful look. "I'd offer the room I'm sharing with Yaoyorozu but we were only given a single bed too."

Momo intertwined her finger's with Kyoka's. "It'll be okay Y/n. Most rooms have a pull out couch."

Y/n glared at Katsuki, arms crossed against their chest.. "So one bed and a shitty couch."

"Yea, it's not even a pull out couch." He growled under his breath.

Y/n rubbed their face with a sigh. "Damn it. It's-" Y/n paused to check their watch. "It's past curfew so I can't go ask Aizawa."

Katsuki looked between the bed and the couch. "Two options, one of us sleeps on the couch or we share the bed."

"I'll take the couch, I won't make you sleep on that shitty thing." Y/n turned to grab their night clothes when Bakugo grabbed their elbow.

"I'm not going to make you sleep there either." He sighed, letting go of their elbow. "We can share the bed, as long as you don't kick me."

Y/n chuckled. "Only if you don't kick me either." They stuck out their hand shaking Katsuki's in agreement.

"Now, unless you want to grab my elbow like a cliche fanfic again, I'm going to change." They turned on the ball of their foot and headed towards the bathroom. Exchanging their school uniform for a nice pair of night clothes, a mismatched pair of top and bottoms. The correct matches were somewhere but this set had been thrown last minute after Y/n's bag check.

Pulling out a small container and a washcloth, Y/n rubbed their face with the cream to wash their face. After completing their nightly routine they knocked from the inside of the bathroom.

"Katsuki? Are you done changing?" They shouted towards the main room.

A grumbled yes was all they needed before shutting the light off and returning to the room. Catching a gaze of Katsuki they quickly turned their eyes away from his direction.

"I thought you said you were done changing?"

Katsuki turned back to them. "I am."

"Then why aren't you wearing a shirt?"

"I don't sleep with a shirt on."

"Gross." Y/n turned and rummaged through their bag, pulling out a blanket and shaking it out. "I'm tired and have shit to do tomorrow so I'm heading to bed now. Don't be too loud, got it?"

"Tch, dumbass. I don't usually stay up past 8:30. So you better not be the one making too much noise."

Y/n rolled their eyes. "Uh huh." Pulling the decorative pillows off the bed and throwing them onto the couch nearby they laid down on the bed. Katsuki did the same on his side of the bed.

"Katsuki, I swear. If I wake up with your feet in my back we're going to have some serious problems."

Katsuki rolled his eyes and turned off the overhead lamp. "Just go to bed, dumbass."

Y/n shot out of bed, a cold sweat ran down their back as they tried to remember where they were. Searching the room for some sign they paused and took a breath when their gaze fell upon their backpack. A school trip for training exercises. They turned on a nearby lamp to light the way to the bathroom. Hopping out of bed and walking to the bathroom they grabbed a paper cup from the coffee bar and filled the cup. Their watch read 12:12, way too late to talk to someone. They leaned against the wall and slowly sipped their cup of water.

The thin carpet of the main room absorbed the sound of footsteps, so Katsuki peering into the bathroom had taken Y/n by surprise.

"Oh uh, Katsuki. What are you doing awake?"

"You're louder than you think dumbass."

"Oh, sorry." Y/n swirled around the liquid contents of their cup. "I'll probably be awake for a bit. You can head back to bed."

Katsuki looked Y/n in the eyes and shook his head. "You seem shaken up, and I'd feel like an ass if I left you here."

Y/n gave a small smile to Katsuki. "I was just gonna play some Mario Kart on my switch, wanna join me?"

Katsuki grinned. "Hell yea, I'm the king of Mario Kart."

Y/n chuckled. "I'm going to make you eat those words. I've been playing since I was 8 and I'm kind of the best at it."

"Yea right." Katsuki rolled his eyes and began making his way back to the main room.

"Let's make a bet, I win I get to make you do something."

"What's the something?"

"Depends on what I'm feeling when I win."

"Alright. If I win you've got to try spicy curry."

Y/n cringed, handling spicy foods wasn't their strong suit. (a/n: rip y/n, spicy food is tasty)

With a nod, the pair shook hands and sat together on the bed.

A few minutes later, Y/n had connected their nintendo switch to the small hotel TV. Handing Katsuki the red controller, Y/n opened Mario Kart 8 and set up a two player game.

"So Katsuki, who do you main?"

"Bowser."

"Thought so."

"What about you?"

Y/n gestured to the screen in front of them, where their character sat on their vehicle, ready for the game to start.

Katsuki nodded approvingly.

It was the final lap of the last map, the pair were tied head to head for first place. The score was 2:1, Y/n leading. Katsuki was determined to beat them this round. Katsuki ran into an item box, gaining a red shell. With a smirk, he pressed down on the L button and sent the shell flying towards Y/n's character, gaining first place for himself.

He grinned at Y/n. "Good game, loser."

Y/n smiled back. "Not so fast." They pointed to the screen where it displayed both Y/n and Katsuki's characters in 2nd place. Katsuki's frown faltered. "Wait- how?"

"I told you, I'm kind of the best at it." They shrugged, taking the red controller from Katsuki's hands and plugging it into the switch.

"Wait a minute! I want a rematch."

"Tomorrow. It's late and I'm tired again." Y/n yawned, crawling back into the bed next to Katsuki.

Katsuki sneered. "Fine. So who wins?"

"I guess we both do."

"That means you've gotta try some spicy curry." Katsuki's smirk widened.

"Then you're taking me out on a date." Y/n yawned and turned over on their pillow.

"Oi! What do you mean!"

The only response he received was the steady breathing from Y/n.

The next morning Katsuki and Y/n joined the class in the downstairs area of the hotel. Y/n joining their friends and Katsuki joining his.

"Yo! Bakubro!" Kirishima smiled, waving to his friend. He paused when Bakugo got closer. "Are you okay? You look super tired."

Bakugo yawned and waved him off. "Yea yea I'm fine shitty hair. Y/n just kept me up late last night."

Kaminari peered over the edge of his phone with a smile. "Dude what-"

"NO NOT LIKE THAT DUNCE FACE!" Katsuki rubbed his temples. "No, they woke up early for some reason and we played Mario Kart."

Denki nodded. "Sure, sure."

"That's what we did!"

"Whatever you say man."

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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made with love - katsuki bakugo

in which dinner is served with love by katsuki's beloved

warnings: knives used in cooking, swearing

Y/n stood in the kitchen, one hand curled carefully around the knife, a other keeping the cutting board steady as they quickly cut through the ingredients for tonight's dinner. Spicy curry, a favorite of their husband's. Wiping the stinging tears in their eyes, Y/n made the final slice and tossed the onions into the pot sitting on the stove. After wiping their hands on their apron, they turned the dial on the stove up to medium-high, letting the onions boil.

Katsuki walked through the front door of the small apartment, a large sigh heaved through his chest, after a long day of hero work he was ready to relax with his partner, Y/n. As he walked through the apartment he smiled, smelling the aroma of onions and chicken wafting through the apartment.

The timer rang and Y/n quickly removed the onions from the stove and began the preparations for dinner. Y/n smiled as they heard their husband's feet patting down the hallway.

"Hey, honey, when did you get home?" They asked, tilting their head towards his direction but keeping their eyes on the dinner.

Katsuki walked into the kitchen, "Just a few minutes ago." He wrapped his arms around Y/n's waist and sighed, laying his chin on their shoulder as he surveyed the making of the dinner, taking in the calming and familiar scent of Y/n's favorite soap.

Y/n turned to the side and connected their lips with their husband's, a short but sweet kiss, all the while still full of the emotions the two couldn't convey with words.

Y/n broke the kiss and returned to the dinner, "Katsu baby, how was work?" Their voice was calm and clear, one of Katsuki's favorite things.

He sneered. "Just the same old shitty villains and their shitty antics." He mumbled into his lover's shoulder. His arms tightened around Y/n's waist slightly while going through the events of today. Hero work had never been something to throw off Katsuki's aura, but with Y/n, Katsuki was anxious to protect the love of his life. He'd seen the horrors of families grieving and he hated it. "I missed you a lot today."

Y/n smiled, moving the dinner over to the island to plate it, Katsuki's arms still around their waist. Surveying the plates their eyes gleamed with pride.

"Katsu?"

"Mhm?" Katsuki hummed, his eyes closed and his face relaxed.

"Come on baby, dinner's ready." Y/n slipped from Katsuki's limp grasp to serve themselves a bowl of curry. The bowl was taken from their hands and tossed aside on the counter. As Katsuki took his lover in his arms, Y/n sighed and wrapped their arms around Katsuki,

"Katsuki, the dinner's gonna get cold!" Y/n whined.

"But baby," He whined, mocking Y/n's childish tone and burying his face in their shoulder. "I'm cold!"

Y/n chuckled, their breath hitching when Katsuki hooked his arms under their thighs. "Katsuki!"

Katsuki smirked, picking Y/n up and setting them on the counter. Placing his lips on Y/n's, his hands found their hips as the space between the couple was closed. Y/n smiled into the kiss, their fingers intertwining in his spiky ash-blonde locks.

The two pulled back for a moment, foreheads touching as they caught their breaths.

"I love you." Katsuki muttered under his breath.

Y/n smiled and kissed their husband's nose. "I love you too."

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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headcanons - tenya iida

in which we dive into the world of headcanons for tenya iida

warnings: none

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ GENERAL

»❁» this boy brushes his teeth after every meal, no need for Colgate Whitening Strips here

»❁» his eye sight is fucked because he used to stay up and read in the dark

»❁» "pog, yeet, cap" and other internet slang confuses him but that's okay

»❁» holding doors is a hobby for him

»❁» his favorite songs are Fly Me To The Moon, Break My Stride, and Moral of the Story

»❁» book smart himbo level 100

»❁» he has dry eyes and wants to wear contacts but can't because they give him a headache

»❁» he likes to organize for fun

»❁» he uses the Suave 2-in-1 body wash thing

»❁» his cologne = Versace Dylan Blue

»❁» sweaters, khakis, and button downs are his casual clothes, hoodies and t-shirts scare him

»❁» king of dark/light academia aesthetic

»❁» the american school system pisses him off

»❁» Turbo and Bolt are his favorite movies

»❁» he likes skincare but barely knows a thing about it

»❁» he's a very big supporter of the LGBTQ+ community and loves to educate people on gay and trans rights

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ BEST FRIENDS

»❁» you guys met because you were failing in class and Iida volunteered to tutor you. his uptight nature and your laid back attitude rubbed off on each other and now you're almost inseparable

»❁» he talks about you to his family a lot

»❁» he's pretty over-protective so you coined him with the nickname "dad"

»❁» your hangouts consist of movies (he lets you pick) and then skin care because he likes it and you're pretty good at it

»❁» when you guys have sleepovers he wants to get to bed at a good time but you end up laughing your ass off at the smallest things while tenya tries to quiet you down

»❁» if you tell him you're hungry he'd hesitate to ask where you wanna go because he cares about you but knows you want fast food or sweets which is not the healthiest of options

»❁» you tried to teach him some internet trends but he failed

»❁» when you're cold he'll give you his uniform jacket (at school) or the sweater he's wearing

»❁» you bought him a t-shirt that said "#1 Dad", he was very offended. not by what the shirt said, just the fact that you dared to buy him a t-shirt

»❁» you make fun of his stiff movements and he pretends to hate it (he doesn't, he thinks it's funny)

»❁» worries about you alot

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ DATING

»❁» he asked you out during one of your tutoring sessions, a date at the mall food court

»❁» your mall date was chaotic, you went to the arcade, window shopped, and had lunch in

»❁» respects your boundaries, always asks for consent before touching you in any way, hand holding, kisses, hugs ALL WITH CONSENT FROM BOTH PARTIES :D

»❁» protective (bordering overly) but really he just loves you, when you talk to anyone else he freaks out a bit but tries to assure himself that you'll be fine

»❁» (if you're afab) he'd mark your period in his calendar because he's cool like that and he'd make you feel better :D

»❁» when you're sad he does his best to make you happy because you being sad makes him sad

»❁» he's a good boy so he'd kiss the back of your hand like a gentleman

»❁» he likes when you play with his hair

»❁» could and would go on and on about how perfect you are when he's talking to midoriya and uraraka

»❁» you guys like to bake together

»❁» you bake all kinds of muffins

»❁» he calls you "muffin" because of it

»❁» when you bake he'll hug you from behind and with his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder so he can smell your cologne/perfume/soap or whatever you use (he really likes when you use vanilla shampoo yk)

»❁» you could tell him he's poggers and he'd look at you super confused and then research it to learn but then use it really awkwardly like "this new book i'm reading is totally poggers- muffin, did i use that correctly?"

»❁» if you got married he call you his lady/deity/prince :D

»❁» on road trips he'd give you control of the music because he drives and if you fell asleep he'd turn on something classical

»❁» lofi? he's never heard of it, but once you introduce him he's hooked

»❁» he thinks your stunning and likes to remind you how much he loves you

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take a break - katsuki bakugo

in which sometimes, we get stressed and need a boyfriend pick me up

warnings: reader overuses their quirk and passes out, bakugo gets a bit angry but its out of love, they/them pronouns for reader

Y/n stumbled into the classroom, their eyelids drooped and their head hung low. A yawn escaped from their lips as they tried to stretch before sitting down. They rested their arms on the small desk and sighed. A moment of peace before the chaos arrived.

Bakugo sat in the seat next to Y/n. "Hey, dumbass, are you okay?"

Y/n turned to their friend and nodded sleepily, waving a hand to show they were okay. "Yea, yea, I'm totally fine."

The ash-blonde raised an eyebrow. "You don't look 'totally fine.' You look like you're about to pass out." He glared at his seatmate. "You haven't been overworking your quirk again?"

Y/n chuckled at their boyfriend. "It's okay, Katsu. I'm okay. I promise." They lied, yawning again. "Just couldn't sleep last night."

The room grew loud as more students entered. Sero, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Ashido had run in. Laughing together about how Kaminari fell up the stairs on the way to the classroom.

"Hey everybody!" Mina shouted with a smile.

Everyone who had already been in the class greeted the ones who had entered. Y/n yawned and gave a simple wave before laying back down on their desk.

They day carried on with Y/n being drowsy in class and their friends pestering them with questions about why.

Y/n yawned, Present Mic stood in the front of the room talking about how punctuation matters.

"Now, remember kids. Punctuation is important. Take a look at this sentence."

He pointed to the board, where it read in chalk "Let's eat grandma!"

"A comma is missing, and that's pretty important."

He walked over and added the before mentioned comma, changing the board to say "Let's eat, grandma!"

Y/n chuckled at the sentence on the board, yawning again.

Aizawa sat up while in his sleeping bag. "Alright, english is over. Grab your hero costumes and head outside for training."

Aizawa fell back over, treasuring every moment of sleep he could get. Y/n chuckled, grabbing their costume and envying Aizawa.

The students lined up on the training grounds, confused as to what exactly would be happening today.

Aizawa stood in front of them. "Now, today you will be sparring. Your partners have already been picked. Do whatever preparations you need to beforehand. Midoriya and Kirishima, you're up first."

"All right, man!" Kirishima smiled, throwing a hand up to high-five Midoriya.

Each sparring match had turned out as expected, Kirishima beating Midoriya because Midoriya was afraid to use his quirk due to little control. Bakugo beat Tokoyami using light from his explosions.

"All right, final match. L/n and Kaminari."

Y/n yawned and stretched, eyeing Kaminari from a few feet away, trying to shake the dizziness and fatigue from their head.

Y/n L/n! Their quirk: Metalize!

Similar to Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, L/n can harden any part of their body and replace it with a metal-like consistency. Added, they can control all metal within a certain radius. The fibers of their hero costume have been interlaced with various metals to aid with this part of their quirk. Overuse of this quirk can result in fainting due to lack of metals needed in the human body.

The pairing of L/n and Kaminari was curious. Metal is a great conductor for electricity. In the future the two could be a great hero team, but currently they were enemies. Sparring with each other for class work.

The pair eyed each other from the small circle on the training ground. Running towards each other, Denki prepared himself for the large amount of electricity he would use, while Y/n planned out a form of attack. Planning was something they were good at but carrying out said plan was more difficult.

The pair threw punches at each other. Y/n put their plan into action and hardened their dominant fist, aiming for Denki's chin to try and stun him.

But Denki was too quick. He grabbed their fist and smiled, before releasing electricity. Y/n was thrown back and landed on their backside. Groaning, they moved to stand up before their eyes caught on the white circle. They'd fallen out of bounds.

"Damn it. Damn it. Damn it!" they mumbled out, gathering their thoughts before walking over to Kaminari.

"You did great, Pikachu." They gave a smile before yawning.

"Not too bad yourself, Steelix." he grinned, carrying on the pair's favorite pokemon references.

They reached to each other to shake hands when Y/n's eyes fluttered and they collapsed to the ground.

Y/n woke up, the fluorescent lights above putting a glare on their vision. They turned to the side to see Recovery Girl sitting at her desk.

"You're finally awake, that's good."

Y/n rubbed the tired from their eyes. "Why am I here? I was feeling perfectly fine earlier."

"Oh no you weren't. Your blood test results are showing very low levels of iron." The old lady glared at the student. "L/n, have you been overusing your quirk again?"

Y/n sighed, throwing themselves back on the bed. They laid an arm over their eyes, covering their vision from the bright lights overhead. "Maybe."

"Oh, L/n. You're here almost as often as that Midoriya. You have to stop overworking yourself. This is no way for a future pro-hero to conduct themselves."

"I know. I know."

Recovery Girl nodded. "Now, if you're feeling better, go back to class so you don't miss too much."

"Thank you, Recovery Girl."

Y/n exited the room, running into someone's chest on the way. Looking up they saw spikes from the ash-blonde that stood in front of them.

"Bakugo? What are you doing here? You should be in class!"

"I was worried, dumbass."

Y/n smiled and laughed. "Oh, Katsu." They began to walk back to the classroom.

Bakugo growled, enveloping Y/n into his arms. "I heard what Recovery Girl was saying. You have to stop overworking your quirk, idiot."

Y/n sighed, wrapping their arms around his waist. "Then how the hell am I supposed to get stronger? I can't just not use my quirk. I need to be stronger, I need to be better, I need to work harder. Otherwise, I'll be weak and a failure and-" Y/n's breath hitched, tears began to fall from their eyes.

"Train with me instead of by yourself. I'll make sure you don't overwork yourself while still getting stronger."

"You'd do that?"

"Yea. I can't have my joyfriend being weak, can I?" He grinned.

"Oh, Katsuki." Y/n chuckled, wiping the tears from their eyes with the back of their hand.

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eatingstringcheese · 8 months

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UHM UHM DOUG HCS PRETTY PLEASE!!! i saw ur coop hcs and i'm literally in love with the way you write him.

Uhm. trying to get back into writing after disappearing for four months….heres some doug remer nsfw headcanons cause anon asked and i love my boy…..my boyfriend…my pookie schmookie bear.

Fem and masc readers described

Whiner. Sorry, dude doesnt whimper as much as yall think but he’s such a little bitch

or he moans like a girl

Def a breather though, heavy breathing that quickens when he’s close, grunts here and there

Begs without being asked to

“Please please pleaseeee i’ve been so good.”

He has not been good.

Switch, really just depends what mood you’re in but he’ll go with whatever

Degradee?? Is that the word. Whatever. Slut likes to be bossed around and degraded.

kinda into roleplay??

Shit like injured patient and nurse shit

“Nurse please…..my pp hurts…i need you to kiss it better” (I'M SORRY)

Fucking horndog

TITS MAN

I mean we know this….. (shameless self promo)

Love me a good boy whos content with a pair of tits in his face

Literally cannot keep it in his pants

Yall go out to some baseketball party, like some fancy awards ceremony

remer convinced you to wear something a little bit revealing, you’re pretty embarrassed, red tint settling on your cheeks and staying there.

He notices your embarrassment, takes you off to the bathroom to build your confidence a little.

Jk he fucks you over the sink.

Literally the song slut me out

“At the church, on the plane, at the basketball game. I don't care, I'ma bust my nut 'til I die”

Loves getting edged

Idk i think he’d be bad at giving head but lets out he prettiest noises when receiving

pansexual (would literally fuck anyone he doesn’t care)

He does have some preferences tho

Dudes got such a twinky build I just know he wants some huge bf that would manhandle him.

Or a buff girl.

He’s not picky.

Sorry I disappeared guys….summer depression hits hard

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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dropped books - hanta sero

in which you need to choose your worlds wisely cause hanta is a horny mf

warnings: uh a little spicy, alludes to smut at the end which was written and then my computer crashed so no smut today

You carried a stack of books in your arms, moving the large stack from your study in the back of your house to the living room for a change of scenery. It was a slow day working from home, so you allowed yourself to move rooms. As you walked, one of the books fell from the top of the stack and you groaned. Catching the eye of your boyfriend, Hanta. He raised an eyebrow in your direction, turning back to his game and controller when you waved him away. You shifted the books to one arm to lean down and grab the fallen book, another from the top fell, then another.

"Oh, fuck me." you muttered under your breath, going to grab the book before pausing as another one fell.

Your pro-hero boyfriend who was sitting on the couch smirked, pushed his mic back to mute himself. "What was that, mi amor?"

You glared at Hanta for a second then continued in your attempt to pick up the books, "That wasn't an invitation, I'm busy right now."

Removing his headset from his ears to sit on his neck, Hanta's smirk widened. "Are you sure? I kinda want to take you up on that offer." He winked.

You grew flustered, setting your books down and grabbing the others from the floor. "Stop it, Hanta. I told you, I'm busy. I’ve got work to do."

Hanta let out a low chuckle, unmuting himself for a moment to announce to his friends he was taking a quick break.

Hanta took the books up from your arms and discarded them to the coffee table, cupping his hand around your chin with a provocative snicker. His inky irises gazing into your own. "Well then babe, that work might just have to wait."

You turned your eyes from your boyfriend's gaze, embarrassed as a blush crept across your cheeks. “Hanta come on, this is important work.” You argued, despite really wanting him to throw you on your bed and fuck you until your forgot your own name.

Hanta hummed a low tone as he pulled you closer. The space between your bodies closing as all surroundings became irrelevant. The lights above you, the blaring noises of whatever game Hanta had abandoned, the discarded books on the coffee table, nothing could've pulled you and Hanta out of your romantic trance.

Sero brought a hand to your cheek, slowly caressing it before pulling you in for a kiss, your lips molded together, the desire for each other was strong and showed through the passion of the kiss.

Hanta smirked, pulling away from you and looping his arms around your upper thighs and carrying you to the bedroom.

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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how to tie a tie - izuku midoriya

in which izuku still needs help tying his ties

warnings: none

"Come here, Izu." Y/n smiled pitifully at the green boy as he fumbled with his tie. He'd watched videos and his friends had shown him countless times but he still could not tie the long piece of fabric in the correct way.

"No no! I can do it!" he mumbled out. He stuck his tongue out of the corner of his mouth as he focused on the emerald green tie covered with a pattern of white dots.

Y/n chuckled and watched the freckled boy struggle. They smiled at how much he changed since high school. Mina taught him proper hair care, which Y/n thanked her a million times for, because now Midoriya's curls had volumized in a way that fit his face perfectly. His freckles multiplied from four on each cheek to too many to count, dusting his pale skin in tiny little tan dots, varying in size.

"Are you sure?"

He dropped his head and nodded. "Yea." he muttered under his breath in a barely audible tone. His freckled cheeks turned red with embarrassment.

Y/n got up from the bed and began to tie their husbands tie, "It's funny how even after attending three years of U.A," They began to speak, draping the green fabric around Izuku's neck and beginning to tie it. "With those bright red ties for the uniform, and seven years later, you still can't tie a tie." Y/n laughed at the green boy before grabbing the stickpin sitting on the dresser and attaching it to his tie.

"Now that your tie fiasco is fixed, do I need to tie your shoes for you?" They pouted with a mocking tone before laughing.

Izuku rolled his eyes before offering his elbow out to Y/n, who quickly linked their arm into his. "Are you ready for this hero gala meeting thing?"

Y/n laughed, "Why yes sir, I am."

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eatingstringcheese · 7 months

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god bless. i'm so tired and burnt out all i need is a squishy 53 year old co creator of south park to hold me and let me suck on his tits. life would be so much better.

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eatingstringcheese · 11 months

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Coop x reader nsfw head cannons 🤭

coop my stupid little lovey dovey bf sweetie pie schnookums my little SLUT. nsfw, mdni. gender neutral reader (both m and f genitalia described) enjoy freaks <3

switch. more of a dom then a sub but he'll let you take control when you want.

after games when he loses he just wants to bury his head between your legs for hours until you forget everything but his name

cause then he wins

this also happens when he wins games

hell, this man just wants to be between your legs no matter what. it could be mid tuesday morning and he's buried between your thighs. eating you out/sucking you off and definitely rutting into the bed for some sort of friction, but also waiting for you to get your release cause he knows whatever you give him is much better than grinding on the sheets.

not much of a brat, but when he's in a mood...

literally just have to fuck it out of him.

and then hes good.

usually after an argument, like he'll mouth off and just needs to be put in his place.

more into edging than overstim, but he's not complaining. (likes the humiliation of crying when you steal his orgasm by stopping when he's so close)

he does like to be treated softly. soft petnames and soft sex and shit ton of aftercare.

finishes fast but makes sure you finish first

(unpopular opinion) he's not a sex god and has no idea what he's doing.

had to coach him through eating you out/sucking you off the first few times

he knows what feels good to him, but on you he's confused. maps out the spots that make you scream and dives in head first for them every time

he likes to play a little game to see just how many times he can get you to cum before he does

tries to get you to squirt/cum dry just for the fun of it

respectful

but also curious

like dude wants to experience everything with you but will listen if you tell him no

thing for thighs and neck

likes to mark you and decorate you with hickeys, so often you don't know whats new and old

he's a slut for humiliation

gets him all hot and bothered when you tease and embarrass him

kind of a freak for public stuff. getting caught and what not

will take you in the locker rooms right after a game or at home when squeak or doug are definitely home.

doesn't like to share

hope you enjoyed i'm tired as shit

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eatingstringcheese · 11 months

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little trey drabble cause i'm so soft for this man

nb/gn reader, fluff :)

imagine he's working late one night. writer's room ran long so he took it upon himself to stay late and work on the script.

you knew this would happen, he'd texted you earlier in the day that he was nervous about how things were rolling and would probably stay late.

which was fine, you'd just make sure he made up for it when the season ended. plus it was typical behavior, as much as you wanted him in bed curled up next to you, you knew how much he carried about the show and you weren't willing to take that from him.

then, your phone rings. you almost let it go to voicemail, not wanting to pick yourself up from the cozy nest you've made on your shared bed. it's probably spam. but, you still check it.

trey's calling

weird.

you pick up, voice groggy because you were almost falling asleep, but he seems wide awake.

"hey, sorry i know it's late. i hope i didn't wake you."

you shake your head before responding, yawning as you talk. "don't worry about it, i hadn't full fallen asleep yet. what's up?"

"just restless, plus the script is still shit right now so i dont think i'll be home at all tonight, sorry"

"no worries, i get it. do you want me to come over?" normally thats how your nights went during the seasons. you'd show up to the studios to keep him company when all the other rooms were dark and his office was the only one with light streaming through. tidying up or just sitting with him, or on some nights you just fell asleep on the little couch as he worked away. sometimes you'd even be curled up next to his legs. his hand in your hair as you let out soft snores in unison with him typing. you always felt bad when you fell asleep but he promised that your presence helped more than anything.

"no babe, i don't want you to drive all the way out here this late."

you giggles a bit. "trey, i've done it a million times before."

"don't worry about it, can you just like, stay on the phone with me?" he sounds a little nervous, probably drank coffee earlier and it's still in his system. you'd have to scold him for drinking coffee so late sometime, but not now.

"of course, do you want me to talk?"

"no no don't worry about me, go ahead and sleep if you need to."

you smiled. slowly drifting off to the sound of keyboard clacking.

meow meow. i hope you enjoyed :3

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eatingstringcheese · 10 months

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erm. thinking thoughts about remer. horndog, always you know. but he likes the soft slow stuff too. and like cock warming remer...like late at night. you're exhausted from work and he's exhausted from a game so you're cuddling in bed with his cock buried into you, talking about your days and just feeling each other. it's also safe to say that softness did not last. remer found the strength to fuck you properly. whining because he's just so sensitive from all the cock warming and when he finally cums (early probably) he'll immediately get down and eat you out until you finish, maybe once or twice before you both pass out, snuggled into each other.

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eatingstringcheese · 1 year

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"hey, listeners!" - hizashi yamada

in which radio show host hizashi yamada has had no luck in finding his soulmate, and neither has y/n

warnings: soulmate au, the words on your wrist are the first thing you'll hear your soulmate say, technically reckless driving, y/n pulls over randomly

Flipping through radio stations, Y/n caught a glimpse of the words on their wrist. They'd seen the words everyday since they turned 20 but to no avail. Y/n was one of the few of their friends who had yet to find their soulmate. They were constantly complaining to their best friend, Emi Fukukado. Emi always laughed and told Y/n a joke to steer them from the conversation.

Y/n was always confused by the words on their wrist, "Hey, listeners! Get ready for another round of requests!" wasn't something you heard everyday. No one had ever had any ideas to help Y/n figure it out, so they were left to their own devices. Finally finding a radio station with their favorite song, Y/n settled down and began driving home, humming the familiar tune playing from the speakers. The song ended and Y/n frowned. A few songs later Y/n was caught off guard when they heard a man's voice speaking through their speakers.

"Hey, listeners! Get ready for another round of requests!"

Y/n choked and swerved to the side of the road, trying to catch their breath. Had they finally found their soulmate? Whoever this mysterious man was, he sounded loud. The man on the radio began reading off a phone number for listeners to dial in and request. Y/n fervently pulled out their phone, struggling to dial the number.

On the other side of Musutafu, Hizashi Yamada was waiting for people to call in and request music. The words on his wrist had puzzled him, "I think I'm your soulmate." was curious, what would he have said to make someone say that? He was pulled from his thoughts when the familiar ringing came through, picking up the phone and leaning into the microphone he spoke, "Hey caller! You got a song request?"

The caller paused, unsure of what to say. "I think I'm your soulmate."

Hizashi froze inside the listening booth, the crew outside waved curiously, confused as to why he'd stopped talking. "What?"

"I think I'm your soulmate."

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eatingstringcheese · 8 months

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subby coop :)

gonna be so honest idek where this came from (i do. i am a FREAK for subby men. like pooks let me take care of you.) afab reader, oral (reader + coop receiving), subby coop <3

coop was stressed out of his mind. the baseketball season was coming to and end and the team was on a winning streak. he had all his confidence in his teammates but for some reason he couldn't shake the nervousness that ate away at him. he tried to ignore it. even distracting himself with his head between your thighs he still thought about the upcoming games.

thats not to say it wasn't great as usual, but you could tell he was swimming in his thoughts. you pushed him away slightly. coop drew back quickly.

"is something wrong?" he mumbled out quickly. eyes catching the light as worry filled his soft blue eyes. "am i not good enough?" his lip was caught between his teeth. he knew he was distracted and it made him feel bad. he wanted to make you cum so hard you saw stars, but he just wasn't on his a-game tonight. he just needs another chance. (if he's honest, he needs you to take care of him. absolutely wreck him. no way he's waking up tomorrow with stable legs, which might suck for the game but who cares?)

you smiled softly, taking his face in your hands and rubbing his cheeks. "no baby, i was gonna ask you the same thing. what's going on in that head of yours?"

he leaned into your touch nervously, still obviously distracted. "just the big game in a week." You smiled softly, pulling him up into the bed to lay with to you. you pulled the covers over the both of you as he buried his face into your tits. you laughed slightly.

"that's it?"

he bit his lip, you weren't going to make fun of him for his request, he wasn't afraid of that. he was worried he might like it too much. there was no denying coop's praise kink.

"would you uhm..." his voice trails off, face flushing as he buries his face farther in your tits. you can feel the way his face heats up on your skin. you run your fingers through his hair, prodding him on to speak.

"sorry, uhm. would you take care of me?"

"that's it? come on baby, you know i'll never pass on a chance for that." you grin, kissing him sweetly as he tried to turn away.

"lay back for me baby boy, let me take care of you." he slips into the role easily. watching you between his thighs as you slowly take of his boxers. his cock presses harder against the fabric, shivering when your hot breath ghosts his cock. you take his waist band in your teeth, making intense eye contact with him. he blushes even more, turning away. whining when you stop.

"babe, look at me. come on." you smile up at him when his gaze meets yours. "atta boy, be good for me, mhm?" he watches as you resume your actions, slowly taking his boxers off with your teeth. he squirms, ready for your mouth on his cock. but he asked you to take care of him, so you’re taking this as slow as possible.

his boxers slide over his cock gently, his cock standing tall and smacking his stomach once released. the tip is red and dripping, you almost jump your plans and take him right there, but you promised your baby all the care he wanted. once his boxers reach his thighs, you pull them down the rest of the way with your hands. your mouth hits his skin, but he groans when your lips meet his inner thighs rather than his hard weeping cock.

“baby please” he begs. “i just want your mouth on my dick, please baby.”

you grin, continuing to place feather light kisses around the area. he whines louder before you pinch his ass roughly. He lets out a squeak, understanding that he should be obeying you.

you take your time before your mouth reaches his cock, massaging his balls and wrapping your hand around his shaft. he continues the whining, despite the earlier warning. he just can’t help it. he wants to be your good boy so bad but it’s just so much and he can’t control himself. you give him a pass this time, knowing he needs this release.

you lean up, pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. you pull away and he chases you, hands grabbing your hips. you still pull away, dipping back down and giving the tip of his dick a soft lick. his hips buck instinctively before you start taking the whole thing. you have to hold his hips down, pressing harshly as you take his cock down your throat.

your mouth enjoys the familiar stretch of his cock, taking him all the way with relative ease. your nose hits his mound of pubic hair with a deep breath before coming back up. he’s already shaking, hands flying everywhere before gripping the sheets.

you continue, quickening your pace and hollowing your cheeks. his head is thrown back before he forces himself to watch you again. he remembered that warning earlier, you come back up, giving a harsh suck to his dick as a reward.

“baby- baby. i’m gonna. babe please i’m so close.” he moans out, thighs tightening under your grip.

you smile internally, unable to with his dick so far down your throat. You pull up, jerking him off with your hand while you speak. He moans loudly when you take him back down your throat.

you have to fight his thighs while he twitches in your mouth, one last signal before your mouth is being filled with ropes of his stick cum.

he lays back, defeated. You come up, tongue darting out of your mouth to gather what slipped out.

you give him a kiss on the nose before stepping out of bed, grabbing a towel and a water bottle. you quickly clean him off, handing him the water bottle while you toss the towel and put a shirt back on.

you return, the water bottle on your night stand and coop snuggled into the bed sheets, you slip in with him, giving him a quick kiss.

“you did so good, baby.” you can imagine his face heating up in the dark room. he silently wraps his arms around you.

“m sorry i didn’t take care of you tonight.”

you shrug, taking his head and laying it on your chest. “no worries handsome. you can always make it up later.” you giggle, giving him one final kiss before letting him drift off to sleep.

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affection - tomura shigaraki

in which tomura is a softie for you, but hates to show it

warnings: pure fluff

Y/n smiled, wrapping their arms around their lover. The League of Villains leader looked at the arms around his waist, surprised by the sudden action. He frowned, but continued to write down his future plans for the League to carry out. His lover smiled and began placing small kisses on his neck. The kisses were tender and the placement was random.

"What are you doing? What is this?" He squirmed in their grasp, unfamiliar with the feeling on his neck. He turned and moved, trying to see what they were doing behind his back.

"It's called giving you my affection." Tomura could here the cheesy grin in their voice as they paused for a moment and laid their head on his shoulder.

Tomura growled under his breath, "Disgusting." He wiggled in their arms for a second, before returning to his notebook.

Y/n was taken aback. Of course, Shigaraki had never been one to enjoy being intimate and instead preferred to be left alone. They drew their head back and paused, waiting to see if their boyfriend wanted them to pause their actions.

"I didn't say stop." he grumbled under his breath.

Y/n smiled against his neck, returning to their previous actions of placing short, soft kisses on Shigaraki's neck.

Dabi smirked from across the bar. "Looks like Y/n's turning big bad Shigaraki into a softie."

Toga giggled happily, tugging on her jacket sleeves. "I know! It's so cute!" She wrapped her arms around herself tightly. "I wish someone would treat me like that!"

"I can!" Twice confidently interjected. "No! I would never do that!" He spoke again, contradicting his previous statement. (don't comment any twice and toga bs. they're besties and PLATONIC bc i love them they are silly!!!)

Kurogiri sighed. "Y/n is a good balance for the young master. It's a help that their quirks counteract each other."

Y/n's quirk was a peculiar one. Put simply, it repelled actions from other quirk users. Shigaraki's disintegration quirk did not work on Y/n, their body repelled the form of destruction and no harm came to them. Of course, there were downsides to this quirk. Y/n would have to be accompanied by someone when going on a mission, for Kurogiri's warp gate did not work on them.

"Y/n?" Shigaraki mumbled, he sat on the floor with Y/n behind him in a chair. His head was level to their lap as they brushed his tangled periwinkle locks out.

"Mhm?" Y/n hummed, putting the comb away and pulling out some moisturizer. They moved from the floor to sit in front of Shigaraki as they began to spread the cream over his face.

Shigaraki let a low mumbled escape from his lips. Anyone within earshot wouldn't have been able to understand the three words that fell from his lips, but Y/n did. They smiled at the male in front of them.

"I love you too." They smiled, tenderly placing a kiss on Shigaraki's lips.

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