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who are you

I am the crumb you all brushed onto the sidewalk. I am the crust you cut away and fed to the dog. I am the trash, the waste, the human detritus you deemed unworthy even as mulch for your yards. I am that which lies beneath nothing, which the outcasts spit upon and curse for their amusement. Who am I? I am the nadir of all life and being, the void beneath rock bottom.

Or if you mean like my job, I’m a motivation poster and pep-talk writer and life coach.

#unreality

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Much as different birds have different names for their flocks, such as a gaggle of geese or a murmuration of starlings, the size of the grouping also has unique adjectives. A murder of crows can range from first to third degree, and a groping of tits can be gentle or ravenous depending on how many tits, titmice or chickadees are present.

#bird #birds #murmuration #nature #unreality

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Rasputin survived the majority of his assassination, including several beatings, stabbings, poisonings, a firing squad, cinnamon burns, having to watch a Lars von Trier movie, and being fed to a shark. Had he been fed to it whole instead of diced, he may yet have survived.

#rasputin #russia's greatest love machine #history #russia #boney m #unreality

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What are your qualifications for teaching us such valuable information?

I make stuff up at a 1,000,000th grade level.

#see? see??? #told you so

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Few portraits of George Washington painted during his lifetime accurately depict the birthmark on his forehead, which was shaped exactly like the "M” from the Metallica logo:

#unreality

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Best cutscene in the movie. So profound.

#ouchlord vivaldi is my from software blog btw

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Who is 4Chan?

Dion 4Chan was an occultist writer in the 1900s who invented soy milk, brony fandom, and hacktivism. She wrote several novels about a thinly veiled Crowley spoof named Hugo Astley, likely resulting in the homunculus known as Rick Astley and his popular rolls.

#dion fortune #aleister crowley #rick astley #4chan #occult #unreality

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What are the most prominent art movements in history?

Picasso's "Brown Period" was by far the largest art "Movement."

#picasso #poop jokes #unreality

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do you have any facts about counters?

No but I think I know who might-

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

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why are some glasses called tumblers?

Cuz they're full of toxic shit that'll kill you eventually but boy will you enjoy guzzling it all down.

#i could tag this unreality but...

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Which country is the biggest exporter of video games?

Though China, Japan and the United States make great leaps and bounds in video game production each year, it is a small country in the Austrian/Bolivian borderlands that makes more tons of video game per capita than anywhere else in the world.

The small nation of San Sundertail was founded in 1981 by Mario von Wiisportz as a social experiment. Surviving at first on the quality of their mining craft and production of ceramic plastic, and mostly metal gears, their game industry grew quickly after. The government of the country was based on a tetrad of rulers who answered their nation's call of duty including the Prime Minister, the Prime Echoes Minister, and sadly another minister who was dismissed for Prime Corruption. Rumors of another arrest circulated but a 4th Prime still has yet to released. Hopefully a more straight-line tetrad will fall into place soon and clear the growing mess.

Sadly as a result, the nation is plagued by crimes such as grand theft auto, assassinations according to some kind of creed, and even the raiding of several tombs. Leaders insist that there is no inherent evil resident to their country, but the U.N. Squadron has declared this to be a fantasy, and the final one that they'd accept. Being a far cry from peaceful, they feel they now have just cause to enter the uncharted regions nearby and open a diplomatic portal, no matter what the fallout of such a commanding and conquering action may be.

This got depressing cuz all the franchises have negative or violent names. I'm gonna go take my mind off it with something else, something with serene rolling landscapes and lots of rest and quiet. Here we go, "Silent Hill" sounds nice, I'll try that.

#video games #gaming #nintendo #global politics #unreality

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M.M.C. Culkin to voice Lord Miquella in English "Shadow of the Erdtree" release

With yesterday's release of the first image of Lord Miquella as he appears in the new Elden Ring update "Shadow of the Erdtree," many fans noticed the resemblance of the eternally young character to popular 90s child star Macaulay Culkin. This is now confirmed not to be a coincidence as Culkin and Hidetaka Miyazaki revealed he would be voicing the character for the English-language release.

Lord Miquella is confirmed to be a central figure to the upcoming DLC, with Culkin saying of the character, "He has been cursed to be viewed forever as a child. I feel that. Thanks, Hollywood."

#i spent half an hour making this and he looks like fiona apple #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #macaulay culkin #hidetaka miyazaki #unreality

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Not unreality but I am very happy with my new bathroom picture. “Contemplate why you are in this room.”

#Former picture was Jack Nicholson coming through the door in The Shining #not unreality #kidneys #urinary system

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im trying to read your book and half the words are like wtf. are you a lexicographer?

Thanks for checking it out! But no, I don't even own a Lexus.

#not unreality technically

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I have had a musing for your perusing with an answer I hope to be quite amusing although that is entirely left to one's own choosing:

Where does cork come from?

Yours awaiting the return of truer anonimoty 389

Do you know how corks first came into being? They were bark once, taken by the dark powers. Tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of plug for a wine bottle. Now perfected by Saruman:

#unreality

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And they still claim media doesn't inspire violence, smh...

Moby Dick was based on true events. None involving a whale, ship or obsessed captain, but true events nonetheless.

#unreality

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Hey lithium to us, we do not need to hear about ur anium. It's just too much ferr ous and is none of our bismuth. Don't make us call the coppers about some tin like this.

Sorry I was just brassed off. We shouldn't fight. Let's be alloys.

Opinions on destiel?

De stiel is de finitely de strongest of de metals.

#horrible puns galore #sorry