woosh woosh anemo babyyyyy
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had an idea for the sad cat dance meme!
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marhiu: okay so you guys need to leave now or your going to be late
other eves: okay fine
marhiu: handing out lunches with there favorite food inside.” okay so be home before dinner okay?” fixes testu’s hair “ bye have a nice day.
other eves: bye mom love you
marhiu: bye love you….. wait what
other eves : runs off
servamps: snickering
marhiu: you guys need to go to. hands them lunches two.
marhiu: kuro make sure you pick them up after you done okay?” kiss kuro’s cheek.
kuro: okay bye my lovely wife
servamps : leaves yelling” bye mommy
marhiu: wait wtf did i just do?
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Coca Carla Fiasco pt. 6 (final part)
Miya: I still don't understand why I'm doing this-
Cherry: Do you want to buy me new parts for Carla?
Miya: Nono, I understand the reason why I'm doing this I just don't understand.. the costume.
Cherry: I think it's perfect, stand in the middle of the road and you'll stop cars dead in their tracks, then demand money and they can go.
Miya: Isn't that robbery?
Cherry: Not if you steal from cars that have this license plate.
Miya: This is only one plate.. and its Adams
Cherry:
Miya:
Miya: ok but seriously can i take off the costume
Cherry: ciao darling.
Miya: *I should have caught the coca-cola before all this happened*
Miya's costume:
the end of my 6 part incorrect quote
if you started at the beginning and came until now hello and i hope u laughed once 🙏
if ur reading this out of context idk check my acc or check this tag for the entire series #cocacarlafiasco
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Coca Carla Fiasco Pt.5
Cherry: Admit it.
Miya: Admit what?
Cherry: You split Coca fucking cola on Carla-
Joe: OI NO SWEARING INFRONT OF MY SON
Reki: I thought I was your son!
Joe *not glancing an eye*: Miya is your brother dumbass even you know this.
Reki: Righttttt
Joe: besides what would you want from Miya if he admitted to it?
Cherry: *devious smirk*
Joe:
Joe: KAORU NO-
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Penguins
Sabito: How do you think penguins breathe underwater?
Giyuu: I dont know.
Sabito: Find out for me when were older, kay?
Giyuu: Kay!
. . .
Giyuu:
Giyuu:
Giyuu: THEY CANT BREATHE UNDERWATER DUMBASS
Shinobu: Tomioka-san what the fuck are you talking about?
Giyuu: I need some time to rethink my life choices brb.
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Coca Carla Fiasco pt.4
Miya: Where'd you come from??
Takashi: My mom?
Joe: Well he's got a point.
Miya: Seriously.
Takashi: My dad???????
Reki and Joe: *wheezing*
Miya: ( ̄- ̄)
Takashi: (´。_。`)
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The Coca Carla Fiasco pt 3
Reki: get out of the closet Miya
Joe: yeah we already know your gay
Miya: Im not gay?
Reki: YOU'RE NOT!?
Joe: YOU'RE NOT!?
Langa: YOU'RE NOT!?
Cherry: YOU'RE NOT!?
Shadow: YOU'RE NOT!?
Carla: YOU'RE NOT!?
Takashi: YOU'RE NOT!?
Miya: ... where did you come from your supposed to be at school?
Takashi: ah right forgot about that.
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the Coca Carla Fiasco pt.2
Cherry:
Joe:
Cherry:
Joe:
Cherry: Stop playing favourites with the 12 year old and hand him over.
Joe: you talkin bout Reki?
Reki: You called?
Cherry: Go get your little brother.
Reki: On it.
*walks towards the cabnet right beside Miya*
Reki: Huh, could have sworn he was there. Anyways good luck Cherry with whatever you want Miya for.
Cherry: AAGHH!
*leaves*
Joe: *prolonged eye contact*
Reki: *prolonged eye contact*
Joe: *prolonged eye contact*
Reki: so whys Miya in the-
Joe: NO-
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the Coca Carla fiasco pt.1
Miya: i did something bad.
Joe: Can't be that bad, what'd ya do?
Cherry: WHO SPLIT COCA COLA ON CARLA!?
Joe: *wide eyes*
Miya: *wider eyes*
Joe: hide in the cabinets right now.
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Itadori: *intensly staring*
Nobara: *staring back*
Megumi: ...so what are we doing?
Itadori: She's dating someone but she won't tell me who, but everyone else seems to know.
Megumi: Oh its M-
Nobara: If as much as more syllable comes out of your mouth and I will punt you into the fucking sun.
Gojo: And that's my cue to take my adopted son and go, good luck Yuji
Toji: That's my son you know
Maki: Hey babe can I have a kiss?
Megumi:
Nobara:
Itadori:
Megumi:
Nobara:
Itadori:
Itadori: IT WAS MAKI?
Everyone: ....fuck
Nobara: seems you have all chosen death
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Onemine: I've only had Otori for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Otori: ehhh? Nene love? Are you okay?
Onemine: *God I love this woman*
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Camilo: Seven foot frame, rats along his back,
Mirable: *that dont sound right*
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Bruno: Did you know that when a person finds out you lied you sneeze? its a strange supersition i made in my rat televisions-
Camilo somewhere in the house: ACHOO!
Mirable: *ah, thought so.*
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happy bday miya
Reki: C'mon, its your birthday! lets reward you!
Miya: HELL NO! next time i come with you and Langa to go 'celebrate' you'll end up making out.
Langa: Pssh, that never happens
...
Reki and Langa: *making out*
Miya: Really? and on my birthday too...
Joe: Anyways, want chips? seems like you lot will be here awhile.
Miya:
Miya: Doritos...
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Tadano is a wizard.
Komi:
Tadano: Oh sure, we can go to Starbucks lemme do some homework first.
...
Komi:
Tadano: If you really want to yeah, there's a new movie coming out we can watch it later today.
...
Komi:
Tadano: yeah sure I can help you with math, show me the question, please?
...
Yamai: So what are you a wizard or something?
Tadano: Excuse me-
Najimi: Hitohito, my friend.
*puts hands on his shoulders*
How the fuck do you know what Komi is saying?
Tadano: *what the hell is going on*
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