i-am-not-a-villain

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Would you actually disown me, Mom? I didn't mean to anger you....I just wanted to know. I'm sorry, mama....😣

It's fine honey.

Just don't do it again, ok?

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Mommy?

Sorry, Mommy?

Sorry, I meant to ask, can you please step on me?

...why?

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Does anyone know a variant of my brother Pietro on here?

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

I love you.

- @i-am-not-a-toaster

I love you more 🥺

#the love of my life right here ♥️ #wanda maximoff #marvel #avengers #mcu #wandavision #wanda #marvel cinematic universe #the avengers #marvel comics #ask

[i-am-not-a-villain]

I found your Purple idiot. Come get him.

He is hunting my dreams

Ew

Don't worry honey, I will come and destroy it 😊

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Sitcom night!! Anyone wants to join?

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

heya!!! Do you like stuffed animal toys?

Of course! I had a whole collection of them when I was young!

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Mom...what are these? And why did I find them lying around?

Honey... you know I can disown you, right? 😊

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Ma’am, can u adopt me 🫣 pls? :)

Show yourself first :)

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

If you see an ugly purple grape guy, help me beat him up 😊

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

😊

Fuck Thanos

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Hello, Wanda, I'm here to pick you up.

I @i-am-not-a-toaster

Can't wait to see ya ❤️❤️

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

*chomp*

Kid... what are you doing?

#ask

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Can't wait to see you ❤️❤️

Hello, Wanda. It's me, Vision once again. I would like to ask you out on a date?

Is this too forward? But I really want to get to know about you. Once again.

@i-am-not-a-toaster

Yes, I would love to go on a date with you ❤️

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Why am I always sad on Sunday

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[i-am-not-a-villain]

Oh, trust me kid, you don't want to know

Fuck Thanos

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Where did you get that photo from?

#ask