‼️DISCLAIMER‼️
My post are not meant to be taken seriously and I do not ship any of the members this us all for jokes
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Taehyung: I’m injured I could be dying
Jimin: get up Taehyung…you just stepped on a Lego
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Jin: funny seeing you guys here
Namjoon:Jin……this is the military who else did you expect to see? the president of the United States?
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Namjoon: what are you doing?
Jungkook: I’m a water bender
Namjoon: ………get your hand out from under the faucet
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*a loud thud*
Jin: is everyone ok?
Namjoon: my socks just fell
Jin: that was loud for some sock
Namjoon: yeah I was still wearing them
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BTS quotes as things I’ve said pt.2
Jin: this might sound a bit narcissistic but I think I’m hilarious
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Jungkook: hey Jimin I cant find my phone, can you call it?
Namjoon: I can do it
Jungkook: NO DON-
Jungkook’s phone: 🎶You are my dad YOURE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie woogie🎶
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Namjoon: *complaining about Jin and his jokes*
Yoongi watching cat videos not paying anything attention: yeah yeah sure
Namjoon: you’re not listening are you
Yoongi still not listening: oh yeah totally
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Hobi: I’d like to marry Yoongi for two reason for love and for the rich man I deserve
IM NOT SHIPPING I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
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Jin: I’m running to the store, what are we out of?
Namjoon: vegetables for dinner
Jungkook: banana milk
Yoongi: a will to live
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Taehyung:Je ne sais pas
Jin: what does that mean
Taehyung: I don’t know
Jin: why would you say it if you don’t know
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Bts quotes as things I’ve said:
Yoongi: y’all just mad bc I talk my thoughts even if they’re a bit dark
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