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I just found this amazing life hack…

You just got Franced

#random thoughts #life hacks #books & libraries #star wars #i am screaming #booksbooksbooks #currently reading #literature #my writing #history #movies #france #you just got franced #i am not okay #whoop

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Ditto Trading

Hello Pokémon people, I'm looking for someone that has a ditto that they are willing to trade for another ditto. For shiny hunting. I have like 10 Australian Ditto that I am more that happy to trade for Dittos of other countries. If you're interested please tell me, it's for a friends upcoming birthday!

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #pokemon trading #pokemon ditto #pokemon violet #other ditto hunting

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He was annoyed, he was also a crow so he could not verbalise this

#random thoughts #crow rambles #crows are based #i’m actually losing it #i guess lmao

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When he says something so sweet but you have the emotional capability of an actual rock: thanks bro 🤟🏻

#emotions #emotional capacity of a rock #lmao what am I meant to say someone pls help #he told me I mean the world to him and I just responded with thanks bro #lol what

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WP

An assassin who never fails a job, and an immortal who refuses to die.

#wp theme #writing ideas #writing prompt #assassins #immortals

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Me: I’m not like other girls

Me: *pterodactyl noises*

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Can we please stop taking perfectly good songs and rewording them into something else? Eg ‘I’m blue’ reworded into ‘I’m good’.

#i’m blue #if I was green I would die #I’m good and I’m feeling alright #random thoughts #songs #pop music

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I somehow survived another year, I will now be active in chaos year round

#new year

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Yahweh: man shall not lie with man

Most Greek Gods: hold my beer

#random thoughts #ancient greek #greek gods #greek myth joke #greek myth memes #jesus christ #christanity #hold my beer

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Happy holidays folks, instead of participating in normal rituals this year I will be trying to summon Satan. Wish me hell for I will be burning.

#random thoughts #holiday #hail satan #holiday plays to summon Satan

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Genie: I will grant you three wishes, there are no rules. What do you wish for Jedi Skywalker?

Anakin: No more sand, just poof it away. Gone forever.

Genie: Done, you have two more wishes.

Anakin: Pamdé will not die in childbirth

Genie: Done, you have one more wish use it wisely.

Anakin: Every time Mace Windu says my name he will always address me as Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker.

Genie: Something so simple, it is done

Anakin: ;-)

Mace Windu: WHO GAVE THIS DROID A LIGHTSABER?! JEDI MASTER ANAKIN SKYWALKER GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.

#anakin skywalker #star wars #anakin being the trouble child of the force that he is #mace windu #jedi knight #yoda #I don't like sand #sand hate club #sand is no longer #who said anakin would never be a master #he's the master of losing arms #star wars clone wars

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I wish I could vent like a storm vents, let it all out. Not having at worry about people knowing it's you but causing such events that cause the sky to dance. And people either watching in fascination or wondering if they're going to be hit.

#storms #thunderstorm #weather #raindrops #i love rain #vent #i wish

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To all those who agree that Anakin was totally a Heely's kid check out my new blog @thejesusofthejedi or well as I like to say, the chaos child of the Force. It's also open so if anyone else has any random things that they know the Chaos Child would do please feel free to add. :)

#the force #star wars anakin #star wars the clone wars #star wars #obi wan kenobi

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I was brought into this world kicking and screaming so you're damn right I'm going out kicking and screaming. . . Mostly to prepare for my fight with God, and I plan on winning

#fighting god #kicking and screaming #preparing to fight god yolo #i am screaming #random thoughts #i am become blade #I mean god #that is my goal #the bible #fight me if you want

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When Anakin got to the temple he would use his crafted heelys to ‘glide majestically’ through the temple. Which would send Obi-Wan running after him telling him to stop.

#Star Wars #star wars clone wars #Star Wars prequels #obi-wan kenobi #Anakin skywalker #Anakin needs a hug #definitely a trouble child #random thoughts

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You can’t convince me that young Anakin Slywalker didn’t make his own variation of heelys, that sent his mum running to him because he ran into a wall.

#star wars #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #anakin needs therapy #tattoine #the force #random thoughts #heelys

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Someone really just said nuns with guns and proceeded to create Warrior Nuns

#warrior nun #nuns with guns #halo #guns #netflix #adriel #renew warrior nun #mother superion