skittleskunt

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Halfling barbarian who's a pissy trash goblin. I love him.

#art #artist #artists on tumblr #artwork #my art #drawing #digital art #dnd oc #dnd character #dnd #dungeons and drawings #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and doodles

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Artemis Fowl: A Fowl Mood, is a non-profit zine, Featuring Artemis Fowl the Second as he gets up to his so-smart-it’s-criminal exploits.

It will feature original art and written work, letting the talent of the Fowldom shine in a dedicated book of its own! The zine will be printed and all the earnings will be donated to the Make-A-Wish charity.

It will be canon/headcanon centric. Ships, if included, must be implied and not direct.  As well, to respect the source material this zine will be rated PG.

—– Important dates! —–

Open Applications: May 21 2019

Closed Applications: June 21 2019

Acceptance e-mails: June 28 2019

All work made for this zine must be original, and not plagiarized. If plagiarism is discovered you will be removed from the project.

Once contributors are chosen, a deadline for check-ins will be set. Upon checkup, if a WIP is not provided within 48 hours of the checkup, you will be removed from the project. Exceptions will be made only for life emergencies after talking to a mod!

If you need to leave the project for any reason, please let a mod know ASAP so we can fill your slot. There is no reason too small, so don’t stress yourself.

PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM TO APPLY! :D

By applying, you are aware that you are submitting work for charity and will receive a digital copy of the final zine should you be accepted. By applying you are also aware that if a deadline is missed without proper reason or work is found stolen you will be removed from the project.

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If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

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She's perfect 💚

a goblin green witch!!

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why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

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C'mon boys, date me

Date a boy who said hewwo once as a joke and can’t stop

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Sorry babe, during sex, the plague mask stays ON

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I made a bunch of Romeo and Juliet modern stuff. Mercutio and Benvolio are bfs, you can't change my mind

#art #artist #artists on tumblr #artwork #my art #drawing #william shakespeare #shakespeare #romeoandjuliet #romeo and juliet #benvolio montague #mercutio #romeo montague #juliet capulet #tybalt capulet

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detective pikachu: *is baby*

movie sonic: *is carrying the bubonic plague*

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crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

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I’m not gonna lie I forgot that Levan Polka was an actual song and it took me a whole 30 seconds to realize that this dude wasn’t just out there playin Miku in the park

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I was making a masterpost of all my Artemis Fowl headcanons but I have specific Things about autistic!Artemis I wanna say so here we go

His hands are almost always moving

If they’re not he’s probably doing raptor hands

He’s hypersensitive to light

He’s touch averse (except for with Butler, his mother, and Holly)

A Big special interest is classical music but he gets rlly into a lot of different stuff

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Also, the actor for Artemis Fowl is an Irish kid who advocates for the environment. What a good kid

thing number 1737384949 i love about the artemis fowl books: that eoin colfer just loves the environment so much? in like every book there’s something about it. please stop dumping your toxic waste. don’t kill animals. wasteful extravagance is wrong. these are all lessons i got from colfer. what a man. what a guy

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Like literally I find it so astonishing how everyone is not pan? Like not saying anything negative its just so interesting to me cuz like?? A pretty girl in a daisy pattern sundress and cupids bow lips?? A radical sexy skateboard dude with ripped jeans falling off his ass?? A cute lil nonbinary cinnamon roll with uncontrollable hair sitting in the library hiking their glasses up their button nose and freckles with their face pressed into a book? Breasts? No breasts? Flat tummies? Chubby tummies? Hips, no hips, like yo y'all are lovely af and I am glad I have a giant ocean to become infatuated with.

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All of this + I'm really overweight

i wanna work out but I’m too dysphoric and I’m also dysphoric because i don’t work out but i don’t work out because I’m dysphoric

do you see my problem

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Chapter two is live; and assets in chapter one and coding has been substantially updated

THE GAME CAN BE FOUND AT ITCH.IO NOW :

https://chanceenyer.itch.io/chanceenyers-artemis-fowl

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.