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When you’re reading a Hermitcraft fic but then Dream Smp characters start showing up-

#lord help me #im not religious #just fyi #but seriously #help pls #i don’t like this #toxic fandoms scare me

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TOASTED BUNS >>>>

#anyyyway

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Is this like Henry the 8th or something?? Bro, I don’t get the deeper meaning behind art

Bluebeard by Marjolaine Roller

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Me… just existing in a world where Americans exist:

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

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SOMEONE HYPE ME UP TO TALK TO A DISCORD SERVER

#help pls #send help #social anxiety #over screens too #how to speak to people

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I THINK IM IN LOVE-

#send help #for a good reason #though #how do I do love???

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I JUST WATCHED GOODBYE INTERNET AND I AM SOBBING

For those of you who haven’t seen it

#matpat #matpat leaving #that’s just a theory #a game theory #game theory #the game theorists #i’m so sad

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Photo dump cause why not

#photo dump #matt rose #random #shit #on #my phone

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JACK STAUBER THEORIES:

Shop: a pop opera

-most of the characters look like the item he’s buying afterwards eg: the emo worker looks like paper towels, the planned out shopper looks like a bowl of oatmeal, the main shopper looks like a pot of yogurt (his hair is whipped and his skin is pink) coffee woman looks like a mug, terminally ill grandma’s hair looks like the top of a milk carton, rich guy’s body looks like the artisanal multigrain twelve nut vitamin bread (see below for reference)

Oh-klahoma

-he talks to the voice in his head (this is the only idea I have of it so far) “I can see you” implies that no-one else can, “I can’t be the only one who can hear you” would be definite but the tone is soft and slightly questioning that suggests he doubts his own words, therefore, confirming our suspicions. “I hear your eyes and I see those cries” paints the picture that the speaker may be delusional, solidifying the idea that he’s talking to the voice in his head and not an actual person. (See below for reference)

Opal

-The father in Opal is not necessarily physically abusive but is certainly mentally abusive and quite obviously narcissistic

-the police was called on the mother seen in the hallucinations she has, there’s a phone dialling what looks to be “911” (bloody Americans /j) see below for reference

-the reason that the grandfather didn’t recognise her smell is because she was outside on the grass and in the mud, either that or he’s used to her smelling like cigarettes because of his smoking

#jack stauber’s micropop #jack stauber #oh-klahoma #shop: a pop opera #opal #adult swim #[as] #milk #bread #paper towel #oatmeal #coffee #cheese #dancing #crying #easy to breathe #mirror man #virtuous cycle #we see you Opal #my theories #theory #the game theorists #but a wannabe #lol #and it’s also music instead

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Monthly Claire photo:

#opal #jack stauber’s micropop #jack stauber #Jack Stauber’s Opal #adult swim #[as] #OPAL’S DAD IS HOT THO

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Ok, but the Sainsbury’s danish pastry selection-

#aaaahhhh

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I THOUGHT THE INSTRUMENTAL IN “dinner is not over” SAID YOU’RE WHITE AND I WAS LIEK- ?!?

#wtf is going on #send help #help

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I’m onto you…

#hey #yeah #you #I #know #who #u #are #THANKSS BTW #<333

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WAIT SO IS THE AUDIENCE BEING THE WATCHERS A COMMON HEADCANNON?! I HAD THAT A WHILE AGO BUT I DIDNT THINK IT WAS WORTH SHARING, HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THIS?

Have we considered the boogeyman apocalypse being the watchers demand for bloodshed?

Or is that like a thing already.. oh well if it is then I'm just gonna go ahead and add to that theory..

Bc It's a far stretch, but also not really..? Like if you take a look at the way that entire life series has played out, the beginning session 7/end of session 6 of SL has by far had the most greens and yellows out of any of the series, and the least amount of reds

Really quick stats:

3rd life - 5green 2yellow 7red

Last life - 6green 5yellow 5red

Double life - 0green 0yellow 0red

Limited life - 0green 2yellow 12red

And then secret life:

Secret life - 7 green 6 yellow 1 single red

The past two seasons have had 0 green by the 7th session, and yet this season has had the most green out of any so far. What if the watchers just decided there wasn't enough death and forced a Boogeyman apocalypse? You know, the thing that forces a kill and then spreads to others? Forcing them to kill too? Also, gem is the new member; she's fresh meat for the watchers.

Secret life has seemed like more of a "slice of life" series than usualll, so it wouldn't be surprising for the watchers to step in and force death.. (and if we're going off of the audience being the watchers then yeah, people prefer watching chaos)

Idfk man it's probably not that deep

#and if you wanted to make a serverwide curse that spread everywhere #why not choose the new recruit who's eager to play along #and who's also good at pvp? #secret life #grian #life series #goodtimeswithscar #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #headcanon #BigB #inthelittlewood #jimmy solidarity #mumbo jumbo #ethoslab #THOSE ARE THE ONLY ONES I CAN THINK OF #OH YEAH #geminitay

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YES. ALL THE GODAMN TIME. My binder doesn’t work tho so :(

y'all ever just chilling then your boob

#ftm #i hate when #yes #trans rights #transmasc #trans #transgender #trans pride #demiboy #non binary #nonbinary #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+

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JELLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

rest in peace Jellie 2006-2024

#rip jellie #jellie the cat #gtws jellie #rest in peace jellie #jellie goodtimes #rest in peace #:(

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IWAS READING A FIC WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS TRANS FTM AND I STARTED CRYING CAUSE A SECONDARY CHARACTER SAID THEY WERE MASCULINE WITH OR WITHOUT A FLAT CHEST AND OML I JUST NEED TO HEAR THAT FROM SOMEONE AAAAAAAAA

AND IT WAS SO FUCKING RELATABLE BECAUSE THE MC WAS ON HIS PERIOD AND I WAS JUST LIKE AAAAAAA FTM THIS PERSON IS FTM AND I JUST- REPRESENTATION AAAAAAAA

#transmasc #trans #trans rights #transgender #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #fandom #fanfics #fanfic #ao3 #ao3fic