#🐳

[poppiesandpromises]

Jump till I'm nauseous

Dancing in my galoshes

The torrent sloshes

#poem #poetry #original poetry #poets on tumblr #spilled ink #original poem #haikuish #my photo #☔ #🐳

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #mndiaye 97 #whales #humpback whale #orca #killer whale #🐋 #🐳

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 833: 🐢 & 🐳

#🐢 #🐳 #turtle #emoji #emoji keyboard #alternate version #the official emoji combo uses the one spurting water #the one i made thats closest to this the one without the water #🐋

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

2/12/2

the whale lamps have survived the kiln

#art #🐳 #moby dick #whale #lamp #handmade #ceramics #slipcasting #porcelain #clay #whaling #scrimshaw

[adiposesaleswoman]

piggy pen

#art #fat art #ffa bhm #belly kink #fat kink #fat grand order #whaling (gacha) for whales (obese) #🐳

[recka24]

#michael yerger #🐳

[cpericardium]

you need to be obsessed with MOBY DICK

instructions got scrambled. now becoming obsessed with .... DICK

#ask me anything #🐳

[history-of-stitchery]

Although it is absolutely important to acknowledge and face the author’s intent especially when it comes to matters such as racism, IF for a second, we indulge in a modern interpretation and kill Melville for a sec,

Queequeg is absolutely fucking with these bitches. He is the funniest motherfucker here.

Him “OOoOooOhhh, Ishmael! Look at this guy! I’m going to sit on this guy because that’s definitely what my people do. OOoHhh I could kill him very easily! Imma sAvAGE 🤪”

Ishmael “😨😨😨😨😨 OMG DON’T”

EDIT!!!: after posting this a lot of wonderful, smart people have taught me about shit I didn’t know, and I would like to add on that there is a possibility that Melville WAS showing Queequeg playing jokey jokes on Mr. White know-it-all Presbyterian, and I wanted to acknowledge this in the original post. There’s more discussion in the reblogs and comments, for those interested.

At the end of the day none of us knew Melville, so we unfortunately cannot ever truly know his intentions for anything. Boy I would like to have a conversation with that man though.

It’s the magic of whale weekly: we get to

✨think✨ about literature.

#whale weekly #🐳 #live laugh love learn lunge harpoons

[safetycar-restart]

Hiii!! I don’t know if you saw but there was a video of Charles struggling to get into his car cause his pants where to tight https://twitter.com/leclercsletters/status/1672993267699396609?s=46 and I couldn’t help but start thinking!

So imagine it’s just a regular day where they are gonna have Charles drive the car around and make sure everything is good like a practice test. So before anything can start everyone is getting ready and mommy and Charles are just waiting. Charles is leaning against a wall and mommy is right there with him talking and telling him how good he’s gonna do!

Finally it’s test time so he begins to go to the car with you but as he tries to get on he can’t! His suit is to tight and he can’t get on so instead of asking for help from a mechanic he asks mommy for help! Mommy picks him up gently and helps him get on so he can finally sit down. Before she leaves him she obviously gives him his good luck kiss but now charles wants mommy to help him in and out of the car and to give him kisses before he drives. Poor Charles just loves his mommy❤️

Note: hope your good, well, and healthy!

-sincerely 🐳 anon

I absolutely love the energy of this ask. Because yes! He just loves his mommy!!!

Firstly, of course charles is waiting for the car to be ready with his mommy!! There will be absolutely no waiting in the back of the garage for his mommy, absolutely not. His mommy must be front and centre, right with him! He refuses to not be able to see you the moment he gets out the car.

And when he realises his pants are too tight to get into the car without help, of course he immediately calls you! You're his mommy so this is your job! He is your darling little one so you must come help him!

And he's got the cutest little smile? Giggling a little cause the whole situation is absurd and he knows you're gonna come help him and lift him up and give him kisses!!

And you do!

He squeals so sweetly when you help him up, cause it involves you grabbing his waist and he feels SO nice and small. So you help him up and into the car, and then he's instantly making grabby hands for you. You must give him kisses!!

So of course you give him a kiss AND another kiss on his nose AND another kiss on his forehead AND a head pat before finally moving over for charles to finish the seat checks and he's smiling so wide the entire time.

But naturally you have created a monster now and he MUST receive kisses in the car now.

#sub!charles #cl #f!reader #soft soft vibes #🐳

[idoweirdcrap]

TO ALL MY KLANCE SHIPPERS

its 12 am and im trying so hard not to cackle https://youtu.be/hikknYOHaOI?si=5fWYGAh2STpWiIRw

#🐳 #klance #crack #funny shit

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #🐋 #🐳 #mndiaye 97 #whales #beluga #narwhal #animals

[emojiturtledaily]

Day 465: 🐢 & 🐳

Ko-Fi | Patreon

#🐢 #🐳 #turtle #emoji #handcrafted

[levitatingminkewhale]

so which modern bitch are they going to isekai this time

my bet is on one of those post-game stupid hairdo dudes from Sword and Shield, to force people to care about them

#🐳 #what was their name again. swordward and shieldbert? #pokemon #pokemon legends za

[puphoods]

migaloo the humpback whale

#chirps #🐳 #his mame means whitefella. btw #whale #whales #beast of an animal

[cultrise]

this is sort of random but- What if Hobie finds out his talokanil gf had been using her siren song against him? (against him like, using it so he would stay infatuated with her forever)

🐳

honestly, i think he’d feel betrayed. or like, not good abt it.

because he’d think it’s a pretty stupid thing to do and will feel hurt “d’ya not think we’ll last or?.. is that what you’re tryin’ to say?” he definitely needs time to think abt this whole situation, its complicated.

#𐙚 — inbox. #🐳

[i-wonder-comic]

Let's Talk About S:2

So, you can already read the first few episodes that are coming up on my other blog, @idoweirdcrap, just while I transition all my strips and I Wonder-related content to here, so read them if you haven't already. (They might already be fully moved by the time you're reading this, I don't know.)

But, in short, does anyone have any questions or comments about I Wonder? I'd love to hear anything you have to say!

Quick shoutout to @artbycs and @klance-headcanons-official (and @jvlz-the-unicorn I guess, bozo) for being my most avid readers! I'd love to hear more of what you have to say! (not you, Julian. No one cares about you.)

Anyways. Rip me. Julian is now gonna spam me in Discord, and I must prepare for the DOOMSDAY that shall follow. 💀💀💀

#🐳 #real life #comic art #lets chat #ideas #what about you? #what do you think? #lets talk #about stuff