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rhobi · 2 years
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i recommend people watch movies from other cultures because when i saw a post-war noir crime thriller from japan years ago, there was a short scene of a man crumpled in the dirt, absolutely wailing and inconsolable about the murder of his wife and now i can’t watch any american films where a slightly ruffled, lightly misty eyed man tries to convince you that he’s upset that his wife’s dead
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sincerely-sofie · 8 months
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Twig buffers for a minute at this revelation and then says “Well, duh. You’re super old. Of course it would take work to look like you’re not ready to keel over at any second.”
Celebi laughs so hard she completely ruins the wing she was drawing and Dusknoir sulks for the rest of the day.
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dustykneed · 3 months
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happy year of the dragon from these gay space doofuses lol
(cultural context: you normally only get red packets from people who are your senior, like your parents or grandparents etcetera. im sure yall can figure out how this is relevant)
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...Jim and Spock then proceeded to show their favourite old man a very good time.
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S!!!!! regardless of whether you celebrate or not i hope that the coming year brings you much fulfilment and security. here's to another year of loving trek (and being kind to yourself. That's important too, remember? ok. neato :]] im proud of ya. We can do this
欸 快来人叫船长大副对待医生别那么粗鲁 要不老骨头就要整副儿散掉咯 (呵呵 不过也太好看了吧 (⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠!!)
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reactionimagesdaily · 5 months
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one-joe-spoopy · 4 months
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does anyone want to hear about my deer-faerie-monster Peter and Juno au?
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aaravos-answers · 3 months
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What would you do, or what would happen, if someone were to break the pearl you're imprisoned in?
How am I supposed to know? It's never happened.
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comic-sans-chan · 1 year
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"...and it isn't as if I don't enjoy going to the holosuites with Garak. He knows that I value our time together. I just don't understand it. It isn't as if he cares a wit for historical Earth battles, anyway, and I am sorry for it, but I just don't want to act out scenes from The Neverending Bloody Self-Flaggelation in the Name of the State..."
Miles was listening. He was. He was nodding and maintaining eye contact like a good friend, but it was never easy when Julian got like this.
Fact was, Julian had two needs that it was absolutely critical to keep fulfilled, and those were: getting drunk and acting the ass, and being an absolute arrogant intellectual nit about something or other. He liked to run his mouth and Miles was more than happy to cede the honor of listening to it to Garak.
But, sometimes, Garak would get busy, or Miles would get stuck with Julian on a mission that took just a little too long, or the two of them would have an actual fight and stop speaking for a while. Now was one of the latter times, and it was Garak's damned fault. For a Cardie, he could be a right princess sometimes, and Miles was cursing him because now he was stuck having to listen to all of the excess energy and madness that was usually saved up for lunch.
"He actually said that I preferred your company over his," Julian was saying, and Miles had to hide his snort in his ale. "It doesn't make any sense! I mean, I suppose... I do prefer our own excursions on a regular night, but that's only because holosuites with Garak always tend to get a bit... intense. You know."
That tripped Miles up for a second. "Intense?" Oh. "You mean because he's Cardassian?"
Julian had the nerve to roll his eyes at him. Nit. The man huffed, as if his meaning were obvious, and waved his hand impatiently. "No! You know, man! Garak. With the--the big blue eyes, and the pronounced scales, and the damn..." He made a truly incomprehensible motion with both hands, miming a shape in the air.
What. Miles had to blink and set his glass down. "Julian."
He was looking agitated, nearly jumping out of his skin. "His chest, man! His ass! Surely you've noticed!"
No! God no! "No, I have not noticed!"
"Well, I don't know how you've managed it! With the way he goes out of his way to announce them! The man's a tailor, for God's sake, he knows how he's dressing himself and then he has the nerve--Yes! I will admit it, Miles, we have a much better time in the suites, you and I, and it's because of this." He stabbed his finger down into the table with a force that made their drinks jump. "With Garak, there's this added layer to the whole thing with those blasted costumes and the pretty smiles and the constant arguing and... It's just a little much for a game I play to relax in the evenings! Wouldn't you say?"
Miles was going to kill Garak for doing this to him. In knocking back the last few gulps of his pint, he managed to find the fortitude to say, "Aye, Julian, I'd say."
Julian sighed with the relief of solidarity and fell back in his seat.
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frecklystars · 7 months
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interviewers constantly asking emma stone and ryan gosling "did you guys know when you met that you'd be in THREE FILMS TOGETHER as ROMANTIC LEADS?!?!?!?" and they're always like "haha no" but in one interview emma finally said "actually you know what yeah, yes we did. we knew. we looked at each other and knew immediately, three pictures"
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heartwrench-cutie · 2 years
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i am 🤏 this close to ripping his heart out and eating it
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oh-gh0st · 10 months
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hey fedex. heeeyy! he’s still at the post office… u should totally deliver him to my door (i dont have a chainsaw ready behind their door)
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oceansabove · 6 months
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lit reviews are perhaps the most "trust the process" activity of all
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red-high-tops · 2 years
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bakugous heart exploded.. i guess he carried to much emotionally 😔
IT WAS FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE. THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL-
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The way matt murdock was literally like 3 and a half drinks in when he had to go fight Fisk in the s1 finale and he still kicked ass and did those silly little flips of his 🤸‍♂️ what a man. What a man..
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this world truly is beating me with a bat I need to break a bottle or rip apart a phone book or something of that nature
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mielcite · 2 years
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hobbies are so dumb what do you mean the thing i can spend hours on/forget to eat during can destroy me
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hqkalon · 7 months
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𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃|JJK EDITION
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synopsis : can you and your older brother's best friend keep a shared secret? a secret of fucking behind your brother's back ... if not then your screwed.
cont. affairs with your brother’s friend, teasing, small age gap, fingering [underneath the table w/ gojo], blowjob, slight dirty talk, exhibitionism, mild degradation, laundry room sex w/ toji, bathroom bj w/ geto, car sex w/ nanami. pairings : toji, nanami, gojo and geto
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𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈
the sneaky one who's always ready for thrills and fun because he somehow gets off to it. your older brother met toii a few months ago and they instantly clicked into being best friends, but the moment you and toii set eyes on each other- you knew something was bound to happen. he always had this lustful-like glint within his eyes which seemed to lure you in closer each time he stopped by the house.
"t-toii this is not the place for this." you slapped his hand away from your ass. you were wearing an oversized shirt with panties; loading the washer-machine with dirty clothes. "mmm why not?" he whispered in your ear with a lingering, yet seductive husk-pressing against your ass. your brother was in his room not too far away from the laundry room, about ten feet away and there's his room. "my brother is here!" you quietly shouted, the thought of your brother finding out that you're fucking his best friend terrified you - no could know, that was a secret you were willing to take to the grave. "if he comes here i'll just say i was helping you out with laundry." he grinned, tugging the hem of your panties. "but as of now. you felt your feet levitate off the ground, "can you help me with this." he place you on top of the washing before sliding your panties to the side.
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𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈
the both of you were acquainted prior to his friendship with your brother. your friends were friends of his; therefore, you saw and spoke with him a couple times. though now things were different since he's became a known relative to your family. everything started off smooth, you and him exchanged glances here and there- but you never thought things would progress from there on.
your body pressed against his chest as you rocked back and forth on his length. "shitt angel." nanami cursed out with his hand placed on your waist- watching the way your breast bounced with each rock. "make sure you're watching out for my brother." you panted out as your arms grabbed onto the headrest behind nanami's head. the two of you were fucking in nanami's car since he picked you up from campus to drop you off home. "don't worry." he hissed throwing his head back, "he won't be here till evening." his hands began roaming your body, cupping one of your breasts in his large hand- squeezing around it like a stress ball before pinching your nipple. "mmph! nanami!" you squealed feeling the sensitivity sprout as you squeeze around his length. "ya gonna cum from that?" a cheeky chuckle left his throat before teasing you more.
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𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎
the school playboy who just happened to befriend your brother. his reputation wasn't the great, but so wasn't your brother's sadly. the only reason gojo was able to get into university was because he was great at rugby. when he found out that you were a smart kid, he made sure to bypass his way into having you tutor him in hopes of getting closer to you and somehow it worked. the both of you would sit at the table and study together.
"gotta stay quiet if you don't want your brother noticing you getting finger-fucked by is best friend." gojo slyly teased, whispering against your ear. your sitting crisscrossed with your panties pulled to the side as gojo's hand sits in between your thighs as his fingers pace through your folds. "we're suppose to be studying." you bit your lower lip trying to hold back a moan with your head lying against the face of the table. "my brother went to get water." you warned, signaling that he could open the door at any given moment as gojo's fingers continued grazing your sweet spot. "well..." gojo opened your legs with his free hand, fingering into your cunt deeper- you muffling your moan with the palm of your hand. "if you don't have want your brother knowing how much of a slut you are for me. you'll cum before he enters that door." he taunted with a tainted amount of lust traveling through his raspy tone.
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𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎
the smart guy who excels top of his class. no one would guess that his into anything physically sinful, but you knew. the day him and your brother decided to watch porn together, which resulted him with a hard-on- walking pass the hallway into the bathroom, seeing you at the corner of his eye was been everything turned left.
"do you wanna help me out?" his narrowed eyes peered in your direction- your eyes wide in surprise from seeing such a view that was least expected. " i-umm." you stuttered out, eyes glued to his crotch as you fidgeted. "it's a yes, or no question. he huffed, brushing his hair back with his fingers as he opened the door to the bathroom with you deciding to trail behind him. the bathroom door is closed and your brother's room is on the other side of the hallway, yet you still decided to join geto's sinful activity. "sit here." he pointed to the toilet as he unbuckled his trousers, freeing himself of his boxers. you sat on the toilet cover with your mouth pouring with anticipation as get closed the distance between the two of you. "try not to choke. i don't need your brother hating me." he huffed, pressing his tip against the plush of your lips as you allowed him inside you mouth- almost gagging in reflex.
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