I am meant to be in bed rn because I have work tomorrow and have been at work all day today and am going to regret being awake but I could not get this out of my head. After reading and re-reading the amazing analysis by @lemonisntreal I’ve decided my new mini project is getting a canon height for all the Sing 1 & 2 characters. Going off Lemon’s post, I set the guy’s height for an average 5′10″. Supposing he is of average height and not extra tall or small, I then adjusted the picture of him so that it fit the 5′10″ scale. Then I lined up the Sing characters who appear with him, adjusting their positions so that their feet are equal with his and everyone is starting off from 0, as perspective can make characters look taller or shorter depending on where they stand relative to him. They are already scaled to the same size as him. Then measuring their height from their feet up to the heads - not counting things like Miss Crawly’s hat or Ash’s quills. I did two measurements for Johnny because it’s a bit more unclear where his hair ends and head begins. This is still not perfect as the chart leaves me interpreting the numbers a little, but as best as I can read:
Ash is slightly below halfway between 2′5″ and 2′11″ (the difference is 6 inches, half of 6 is 3, so just under half would be +2 inches from the minimum). So I put her at 2 feet 7 inches.
Miss Crawly is slightly below halfway between 2′11″ and 3′5″. So I put her at 3 feet 1 inch. However she is hunched over most of the time so she probably appears shorter.
Gunter is just over halfway between 3′11″ and 4′5″ (the difference is again 6 inches, half is 3, so just over half would be +4 inches from the minimum). So I put him at 4 feet 3 inches.
Buster is just over halfway between 1′11″ and 2′5″. So I put him at 2 feet 3 inches.
Johnny, up to the top of his hair, is 5′5″ almost exactly. Maybe like 5′4.9″ if you want to be precise. Up to his brow ridge, he’s just under 4′11″. So I put Johnny between 5 feet 5 inches and 4 feet 10 inches, depending on how much of his head is just tuft.
@lemonisntreal you eyeballed it pretty damn accurately!! Also full credit for this post goes to Lemon because this is just piggybacking off their brilliant idea, they thought of it first!!
Oh and I absolutely WILL be doing all the named characters. It’s going to be a long process making sure the characters are scaled correctly but I‘ll do it tomorrow and just add to this post.
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14dwy AU where everything is the same except you go back to your tumblr rp roots and let me roleplay with the skrunkly 🔫🥰
TENDER SIMPER FORMS 'pon alabaster countenance as the pink-haired patron pulls his lover close. Slender digits wrap around their waist &. find comfort 'gainst the warmth it provides, while a tender kiss is placed 'pon a crown of moon-kissed tresses.
❛❛ M-Missed you, angel. ❜❜ He breathes, ❛❛ So much. ❜❜
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first of all hello !!!! missed u <3333
second of all I WAS WATCHING MACGYVER IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I WAS COOKING AND I HEAR MATTY SAY 'BATHROOM TILE SALESMAN' AND I WAS LIKE OH THIS IS THE HIGHSCHOOL REUNION EPISODE AND MY SISTER LOOKS AT ME AND WE STARE AT EACH OTHER AND WE'RE LIKE 'YOU REMEMBER IT FROM A FANFIC RIGHT' THOUGHT YOUD ENJOY THE STORY <3
bathroom tile salesman... i legitimately cannot tell if the macgyver writers were trying to be funny or if they're just... like that
“Did you actually believe Jack was a bathroom tiles salesman?”
From the opposite end of the couch, Riley snorts. “In the bottom of my heart? Hell no. But at the same time, I was a middle schooler who just wanted some normalcy.”
Mac smiles, a quip on the tip of his tongue, but he pauses instead. Truthfully, he can relate. By the time Mac was ten, just starting middle school, he knew that something was up with James. But instead, he just chose to believe that his dad was nothing more than a distant and absentee father, and the private phone meetings in his upstairs office were just… work. “Yeah.”
“My mom didn’t press,” Riley continues, “And he seemed like a good guy for her, so I didn’t want to pry.” A beat of silence passes before she adds, “Okay, that’s kind of a lie. I really really wanted to pry, especially because I was getting better at coding and getting into private servers.”
“But you didn’t.”
“Nah. Couldn’t do that to my mom. She wanted a good life with a normal guy.”
Shrugging, Mac offers, “Maybe she knew something else was up, too? If you were suspicious at thirteen, I’m sure she was as well.”
“Then why wouldn’t she have broken up with Jack?”
“Same reason why you didn’t pry. She probably saw that you were happy with him and didn’t want to ruin that.” When there’s no response, Mac cringes. He probably overstepped his boundaries. After all, it’s only been a few months since they’ve met.
Eventually though, Riley sighs. “Maybe, yeah.”
“Do you regret not saying anything?”
“Six months ago I would’ve. Without a doubt.” Eyes drifting away from Mac, Riley stretches to look out through the window to the back deck. Bozer and Jack are animatedly arguing about something that has to do with the grill, both grinning, hands tossed in the air. “But now? I don’t think so.”
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