#500 notes!

[cirrus-grey]

I'm loving all the IT people going "No, no, Colin's behavior is perfectly normal."

It's like the opposite of all the archivists yelling at Jon

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmagp spoilers #5 personal screening #colin becher #jonathan sims #original post #my magnus archives stuff #my magnus protocol stuff #500 notes! #1000 notes! #2000 notes! #3000 notes!

[datasoong47]

#100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #25k notes #50k notes #75k notes #100k notes

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid. #250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[sonic-wildfire]

PSA

If you happen to stumble upon an ad that looks like this, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN.

The rest of the ad is a very tall GIF of strobing red light that can potentially cause seizures. You cannot scroll past this ad quickly enough to avoid seeing it.

There seems to be no way to report the ad, so the next best thing is to use an adblocker (if you haven’t already) or even stay off the mobile app.

Please reblog to help spread awareness.

UPDATE (10/13/2023): The ad was reported back in August and is no longer on the website, per @humans.

#500 notes #1000 notes #2500 notes #5000 notes #10k notes #25k notes

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

#when penelope scott said ''you promised you'd be tesla but you're just another edison'' she was so right. she gets it #edit: now that this is getting popular i just want to say please don't deify/martyr tesla #yes he was dealt an awful hand but he also had some very bad opinions especially towards the end of his life. like eugenics #he was clearly struggling with untreated mental illness and was also a product of his time so i'm not trying to cancel him or anything lol #but people in the notes saying ''my poor baby boy tesla did nothing wrong'' is weird. you know that's weird right. #daze.txt #100 #500 #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k #70k #80k #90k #100k #speechless btw. about the 100k notes thing

[goddamnshinyrock]

I’m so glad most people on this website seem to have correct surprisingness of walrus opinions

#I voted in it when the poll barely had 500 notes but I’m glad to see a clear winner has emerged

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

#edit i remembered this incorrectly #i confused robert de niro with al pacino he was actually what tipped my dad off #i'll be honest i've never seen the godfather? the only mafia movies i've watched are goodfellas and 1996 lesbian masterpiece bound #so i'm not really familiar with the genre lol #EDIT AGAIN IF ANYONE CARES: I HAVE SEEN GODFATHER PART I AND II NOW. I KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS. WHY DID THIS GO UP 500 NOTES IT'S BEEN MONTHS #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #eddie genius posting

[gothsugarbunnidisco]

happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day

#kittyposting #and happy will wood uploading on youtube day to all!z #eclipse #girlfriend boyfriend #total eclipse #solar eclipse #mine #sun #eclipse 2024 #greatest hits #500+ notes #1k+ notes #space #2k+ notes #3k+ notes #4k+ notes

[galaxytale]

hey have you guys met my swiss nb friend Yodel, they/he, who -

#chrono speaks #50 notes #100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #15k notes #20k notes

[energeticwarrior]

PLEASE COLLAB

#mine #daniel howell #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #amazingphil #dan and phil crafts #dapcrafts #dnp #d&p #watcher #we are watcher #shane and ryan #ryan and shane #ryan bergara #shane madej #ghost hunting #ghost #ghosts #spooky #500 notes #1k notes #2k notes

[cirrus-grey]

I was scared, Darla. I was so scared. I was certain I’d been set up, that they wouldn’t be returning. I turned to leave, hoping I could get back to the TMA feed but then the program began to speak from where it was trapped in the computer.

It was their voices. It was Jon and Martin's voices. I know you won’t believe me but they read the stories and I know it was their voices. I froze in place.

They grew clearer, and as the distortion faded from the recording for a moment I could make out the mechanical tones, the off-putting cadence. They spoke slowly, intoning the incident reports with steady, measured voices. Something was speaking through them, from inside the machine.

I said the only thing I could think: “Jon? Martin? Is that you?”

And those voices I have loved for eight years answered: “Some of them.”

And then they laughed.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #1 first shift #my magnus protocol stuff #original post #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #chester #norris #queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs #sidenote im so happy they went with norris instead of neil #magpod #500 notes! #1000 notes!

[datasoong47]

#100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #25k notes

[brookheimer]

favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

#ah yes. my favorite o’hara line: ‘the french / windows are blah.’ #y’all trust chatgpt WAY too much this is embarrassing. imagine studying o’hara all semester and thinking this was one of the poems you read #The French / Window #loling #at least fact check it a LITTLE bit guys #frank o’hara #chatgpt #100 #500 #1000 #this got notes?? #5000 #10k #christ

[ahappyphjl]

made the devil blush ❤️‍🔥

#i’ll never get over this #mine #dan and phil #dnp #phan #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #phil lester #spooky week #halloween baking #500 notes #1k notes #2k notes #3k notes

[sonic-wildfire]

“are you a yaoi fan or a yuri fan” i’m liopleurodon

#500 notes #1000 notes #2500 notes #5000 notes #10k notes #25k notes

[esora247]

them <3

#augh #very rushed and messy but them <3 #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #mxtx #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fanart #more notes than usual #100 #200 #300 #400 #500 #600 #700 #800 #900 #1k #1.5k #2k #2.5k #my art ¯\ (ツ) /¯ #3k