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whydidisavethistomyphone · 3 months

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#alex jones #actual cannibal

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hughgrantsextra · 11 months

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Day 23: Least Favorite Character

OH WAIT this one is easy lol why did I need to think about it. OH MY GOD THO, why am I stuck between 2 characters again...God fucking damn it...

OKAY...Ugh. I'm still sticking with the least favorite movie being the Night Train one, because THE WORST, but like his character wasn't terrible...I might have mentioned a few others that I didn't like bECAUSE of his characters, but like the characters from Cloud Atlas....kinda thE ABSOLUTE WORST.

I'm not even gonna grace y'all with the picture again/ or gifs for that matter, just because GOOD LORD. Yeah yeah.

k caught up, bite me. ;)

#Hugh Grant #30 day challenge #Cloud Atlas #what even is his characters #so many #actual cannibal #noooo #ugh #gross

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lest-we-forget-the-lamb · 1 year

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#i’m sorry #hannibal #nbc hannibal #my brain is something else at this point #i’m not saying actually eat people but the idea of cannibalism is inherently romantic #don’t actually eat people #ok?#1k #beetle shells #10k

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httpslovegirldotcom · 5 months

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"I love you" = boring, common, overused

"I'm going to eat you alive' = peak of romance, creative, expresses unending love & devotion effectively

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prince--kiriona · 1 year

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obligatory "reblog for sample size please" aaand Post.

#cannibalism #poll #yeah I'm very curious about this actually

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bruciemilf · 3 months

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Protective daddy Thomas Wayne.

No thoughts, only baby Bruce riding on his papa’s shoulders, mind ice cream in his tiny hand, much to Alfred’s utter dismay. “You’re getting so big, bunny! Oh don’t look so salty. He likes it.”

“If he wakes up and likes tigers, shall we commence to that, too?”

“Siberian tigers, sure.”

“T’ger,” Bruce just started speaking and it’s the most adorable and beautiful thing he’s ever heard. Thomas can’t deny himself peppering kisses all over him, and Alfred, too.

His hair shivers.

Carmine Falcone approaches them with a sharp eye. “Thomas Wayne outside and walking. Didn’t think I’d see you. And who’s this?” He’s bad at appearing harmless. Bruce hides behind Thomas’ head, peeking at him through his eyelashes.

Thomas’ radiant smile vanishes in something cold. “My baby.”

“My future competition,” he hums, “Pretty little thing. Like his daddy.”

A flat silence snows over them, and Thomas gently passes his baby boy to a still, smiling that switchblade smile of him.

“Let’s talk, Carmy.”

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“Listen here, ya rat bastard,” He sneers, smile manic and eyes wide, like a scorned serpent baring its fangs, forearm pressed tight against Carmine’s throat. He watches that little vermin thrash and wheeze.

Thomas’ accent is honeyfire, drawling like a whiskey river and booming like lighting. “You even look at my son again, I swear on my mama’s body, boy, I’ll dig up your piece of shit daddy and make you eat the skin. You understand?”

“Yes.”

“Don’t fucking play with me, Falcone. “

“I swear,” he groans, clawing at Thomas’ arm, but he doesn’t even feel it, that’s how enraged he is. “On my father’s name, I swear.”

“Good. “ A knee to the stomach is unnecessary, yet greatly desired. “Get the fuck off my streets.” And if Alfred watches Thomas hide his bloody knuckles from Bruce while they’re at the park, who’s he to say anything?

#dc #UGHHH NEED THIS MAN TO ULTRAVIOLENCE ME #- Alfred probably #dc comics #text #batman #bruce wayne #thomas wayne #alfred pennyworth #Alfred when Thomas violently threatens someone with forced cannibalism: that’s hot actually #text post #batfamily #young bruce wayne #pennywaynes #baby Bruce wayne

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webbelzebub · 1 month

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this is their dynamic to me

#npmd #hatchetfield #grace chasity #max jagerman #jagertitty #holy ghost #yeah.#my art #it is shocking how much better this looks than the comic i posted like. 2 weeks ago #max should probably have a more assholish expression but im following the meme format not the actual characterization of these ppl #i think this is cannibal grace trutherism

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daddiesdrarryy · 7 months

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"Hear me out he didn't do anything wrong" No! Stop erasing my man's flaws. He did everything wrong and that's why I love him, for all the bad and the worst parts of him

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gay-flyboys · 2 years

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Not to RoosMav hate on main but if I find out you ship them I’m going to come and Shia LeBouf your ass

#Actual Cannibal

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possamble · 24 days

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What I love about Dungeon Meshi is that it says “eat, or be eaten,” but not as in “survival of the fittest.” “Eat, or be eaten,” because there is no third choice—every day of your life, one or the other will happen. If you choose not to eat, you will be eaten. Eating is a mandatory part of being alive. The failure to acknowledge this makes you weak, guarantees that you will fail—as seen with Shuro, as seen with Thistle.

“Eat, or be eaten,” because “living things take other lives as sustenance, and no one is exempt.” If you eat—if you are a living thing—you will be eaten one day. Whether it's to literally be killed and eaten for your flesh, or decomposed down to the bone—violently or painlessly, quickly or slowly, you will be eaten and turned into sustenance for other living things. A dead body is always consumed as food, and there is no meaningful distinction between the two. The only way to avoid it is to have never been born at all.

“Eat, or be eaten,” because “eating is a privilege of the living.” And isn’t that incredible? To be a living thing is to have the privilege of eating. To have the ability to eat is a boon, an honour, a birthright. It is the unique, universe-given gift and right of all living things. It is synonymous with being alive—to live is to eat. To eat is to be eaten. We are eaten because we eat, we die because we were born, and the privilege of eating is earned through the inevitability of our deaths. The two cannot be separated.

“Eat, or be eaten,” because “eating is a privilege of the living” and the reason why a mortal man could topple the personification of infinity—it cannot die, therefore it is not alive, yet it chose to eat. But to eat at all is to become a thing that can be eaten—choosing to take means you will have things taken from you in the same manner. The moment that Laios accepted this—after killing his sister with his own hands—was the moment the Winged Lion had already lost.

Dungeon Meshi is far from the first story to say, “memento mori.” But it takes the inevitability of death—a concept too distant and philosophical to grip the average person—and reframes it within the act of eating. Makes it visceral by using a universal part of daily life, a routine that every living thing is intimately familiar with.

“Remember that you will die,” it says, but furthermore, “remember that your future death is a prerequisite for the food you are able to eat now—remember that other things die so that you can eat, remember that you will die to feed something else, and that there is no other alternative. There is no way to stop this. To take is to have things taken from you. To eat is to be eaten one day. There is nothing kind or cruel about this—it just is, and you must be the one to understand it and bring meaning to your own existence.

In light of all this, why wouldn't you choose to live as deliciously as possible?”

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #uhh #cw cannibalism #?#i guess?#anyway. wow. i was supposed to work today but i guess that's not happening #this was just me doing a little ramble to break down exactly what it was that marcille accepted in chapter 97 #because she doesn't actually elaborate outright the way she would have in any other story #but then i got lost in the core philosophy sauce lmao

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txttletale · 10 months

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they shouyld make a movie thats pro-cannibalism. its always oh the cannibalism is ruining her life oh shes turning into a monster oh no. its never oh was the cannibalism fun was the human meat tasty are the prions nice

#tattletxt #okay i mean actually a lot of movies / whatever about cannibalsim are mostly abouit Getting Racist With It #in subtle or obvious ways #but still i want a pro cannibalism movie itd be funny

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fagbearentertainment · 5 months

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If I was hosting the trans swag competition today they would be automatically included