#All-Clad

[sandpapersnowman]

Johnny Berchtold shot by ALLTHEDEADBOYS (Carter Smith), August 2023, serving us a safety pin necklace with three glow in the dark pony beads on it

(full photoshoot is HERE)

#Johnny berchtold #the passenger #allthedeadboys #Carter smith #I want to be the Carter Smith of nasty women's photography I want a dingey studio with a porno couch #where I take pics of scantily clad women looking bloody and bruised and hot #Anyway yes I paid real money to access all the pics and u should too bc they're Good #oh anyway this is for reference bc I'm 100% gonna make myself this necklace #also this is a cropped in version of the pic in the shoot bc I felt weird reposting paid content

[quasi-normalcy]

Disney's endless parade of "first gay characters," like...I don't want some couple kissing in the background of a shot that will be deleted in China; I want relentlessly queer-coded melodramatic villains back!

#disney animation all sucks now because it has characters overcome 'insecurity' or 'generational trauma' or whatever #I *want* to watch them overcome some flouncy black-clad sorcerer with limp wrists and an awesome musical number

[sesamenom]

Melkor

inspired by @caenith here

#silm #silmarillion #melkor #morgoth #not sure how visible it is? but the ice is around the edges of the fire #and along his mountain-shoulders #ops tags: #btw that 'clad in ice and crowned with smoke and fire' bit - great idea for Melkor's armour #<- so true #the 12 days of christmas dagorath painting is taking forever and its all melkors fault #why must you be so difficult to draw

[azurecanary]

I am so so close to falling back into my Heroes of Olympus hyperfixation it's not even funny

#y'all don't understand HoO had an iron clad grip on teenage me #i was reading text fics #the sheer bisexuality and found family of it all enticed me #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #nico di angelo #reyna avila ramirez arellano #i swear if we ever get a HoO adaptation I'll be crying the whole time

[pastelpaperplanes]

damn. ten more seconds and this dream Orion was gonna romance him Fabio novel style 😔😔

#my art #thorns and thrones au #me too Megs me TOO #oh to be whisked away romantically by the man of yourDREAMS all clad in your scarlet red and sigil #AND BOOBAS OUT???? #dw. Megs will commission this outfit for their bonding night or smth #wink wonk ;)) #god. men in corsets 😳😳 scream at the top of your lungs if you agree #tfa megatron #tfa optimus prime #Optimus prime #megatron #maccadam #transformers animated

[peaceloveelvis]

Polly Bennett just made my day with these photos of Austin! 🥰

#elvis #elvis 2022 #elvis austin butler #austin butler #hes such a golden retriever #hes so endearing #i'd gladly sit behind him in that last photo so i could look at that leather clad ass all day #🤭🤭🤭 #🍑🍑🍑 #my poor baby split his pants #cant contain the ass

[222-justfornow-333]

I dont know who needs to hear this- but self-care doesn't have to begin, or be,- skin care, nails, lashes/brows, workouts, hair care, etc, or any other "aesthetically pleasing" "glowup"- and I'm just gonna say it- other buzz words that usually rely on societal beauty standards and buying products to fix your life.

what self-care starts with is you, what actually brings you happiness. self-care starts with finding your happiness.- because happiness leads to contentment, which leads to joy.- and once you find that, so much more can fall into place for you, and you won't feel like you have to "fix" your life as much as you'll want to improve and grow in your life- for you.

-taking care of your body is so important. but I fucking hate as someone who struggles with self-worth and productivity limiting mental health issues and going on to what should be open-minded and diverse tags and being flooded with male gaze-i-fied gatekeeping ideas on what makes someone an "it girl".

#h #FUCK BEING AN “IT GIRL”. YOU ALREADY ARE. YOU JUST GOT TO TAP INTO WHAT MAKES YOU YOUR OWN “IT GIRL”. #FUCK HOW OTHERS VIEW YOUR BEAUTY- HOW DO YOU WANT OTHERS TO VIEW AND REMEMBER YOUR HEART? #and how do you view your own heart? #ps!! i really do not mean to attack anyone here #i'm just tired of all the times I've seen posts preaching self-improvement #and its 3 pictures of skinny- face/body filtered- upper class- expensive workout clad- white girls 💀 #broad term ik but i think that paints the problem I'm pointing out that i see lol #to each their own tho fr /gen #manifesting #master manifestor #self concept #self care #self improvement #it girl energy #it girl aesthetic #it girl lifestyle #clean girl #pink pilates princess #that girl #becoming that girl #glow up

[genericpuff]

hey so lore olympus isn't listed in any of the publicly available listings of Jim Henson Company copyrights

in case the odds against LO's TV show happening weren't stacked enough as it is

also for some reason there are only copyright numbers for the first four books of lore olympus so that's ... weird. that's weird, right??

#and yes I checked it myself and went even further back than 2019 and there's nothing #womp womp #again this isn't really iron clad PROOF it isn't happening but uhh y'all it's almost 2024 #the JHC announcement was made in 2019 and there's been NOTHING since #and now there isn't even any sort of record of JHC copyrighting anything even *adjacent* to LO #if it is happening then they're not being transparent about where they are in development #and a lot more signs point to it NOT happening #at least not any time soon #maybe when the comic's finished but god knows when that'll be at this point #these records are all publicly available btw #you can google them yourself #lore olympus critical #lo critical #antiloreolympus #anti lore olympus

[youngpeachenthusiast]

date idea: i am icarus and you are the sun

#currently listening to #hozier #unreal unearth #i carrion (icarian) #wasteland baby #sunlight #and though i burn how could i fall #when i am lifted by every word you say to me #if anything could fall at all #it's the world that falls away from me #but also #each day you'd rise with me #know that i would gladly be #the icarus to your certainty #oh my sunlight sunlight sunlight #strap the wing to me #death trap clad happily #with wax melted i'd meet the sea #under sunlight sunlight sunlight #yeah i am gay #we know #bye

[billford-dump]

Bill's humanoid form, in the mindscape at least, is put together from pieces of what Ford subconsciously considers most attractive, mixed with Bill's personal aesthetic. He originally made it for manipulation purposes, since people are more likely to trust those who they find attractive (anglerfish know whats up). He doesn't like using it much but Ford's flustered reactions when he drapes himself over the nerd are absolutely adorable.

The key word as far as descriptions go is humanoid. From a distance it may look normal, but when you get closer it's very clearly not human. He gives off a strong uncanny valley vibe. If you ask Ford, it just looks exotic rather than creepy.

For Ford, the appeal is less that he looks like a human and more that he doesn’t look like a human, and it only serves to highlight how alien Bill really is. At first glance it’s all well and good, but the longer he looks the more clear it becomes that the form is only human in the same way that eyespots on a butterfly are eyes. He could just reach forward and peel off that illusion and Bill would be underneath with an amused crinkle in his eye, saying “if you wanted me to stay in this form, all you had to do was ask, Sixer.”

#billford #bill cipher #ford pines #human bill cipher #i dunno i just think things that are pretending to be human but in a way that you can tell they arent is neat #the uncanny aspect is from fords preferences btw #hes a monsterfucker through and through #bill was pleasantly surprised when the form he made with fords preferences didnt turn out as a conventionally attractive scantily-clad woman #but instead as a fucked up thing that looks almost human but very much isnt #only reason it looks human at all is bc bill decided that it would be better to take a somewhat-familiar form #rather than looking completely alien

[lucifermeo]

re-reading fifteen after knowing everything that happened in stormbringer is insane like dazai said he was able to come up with strategies to beat verlaine because he spent every waking and sleeping moment thinking about harrassing chuuya that's his partner's ability so he understand it more than anything then you look again at fifteen and realise absolutely nothing chuuya did could make a dent on rimbaud because that's rimbaud's partner's ability

#asagiri really said dont you want another ship to be miserable and having brainrot about?? #i offer u: rimlaine #and i eat that UP #rimlaine and skk parallels drive me crazy #rimbaud to chuuya and verlaine to dazai #but then verlaine also foils chuuya #then rimbaud and dazai just having iron-clad belief in their partner's humanity #also rimlaine BE and skk gonna– *shot* #anw deciding to make verlaine and rimbaud's relationship (of all authors) parallel soukoku was certainly a Move #asagiri i see u #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku #bsd fifteen #bsd stormbringer #bsd verlaine #bsd rimbaud #rimlaine #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #paul verlaine #arthur rimbaud

[aneurinallday]

Guido's Sebastian

#moodboard #aneurin barnard #guido reni #renaissance painting #this guy painted so many scantily clad men I couldn't fit them all

[skyf0ckz]

The og Cobras dressing as RHPS characters <3 Johnny as frank n furter, Bobby as riff raff, Jimmy as magenta, Tommy as columbia and Dutch as rocky

And perhaps that same year Daniel and Amanda are dressed as Brad and Janet..

#Daniel and his beard going to a party only to see Johnny in full drag along with his boyfriends #The Cobras are all over him #Johnny just smiles that dumb cocky smile watching Daniel's face flush as he stares at his long fishnet clad legs #Sorry guys I've been on a RHPS kick #karate kid #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #johnny lawrence x cobras #rocky horror picture show #90s era lawrusso

[a-kozel-most-foul]

[Minors dni please!]

loser anime man I will copulate with you

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

#osomatsu san #ososan #mr osomatsu #おそ松さん #karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #matsuno karamatsu #minors dni #i need all the employees making official ososan art of karamatsu to please stop depicting he as scantily clad #it's not good for my brain #that or i need them to depict him fully nude #i must see his full frontals

[avalonianrising]

I got some green.

#Flight Rising #Risinbloggin #FR Dragon Share #Auraboa Dragon #All I can think of is that post...with the idiot stuck in the vines pfffbbbt #Behold! A vine clad idiot!

[adaedellta]

I need to speak these words before I explode

What if (hypothetically) I made an OC for the Percy Jackson universe and (hypothetically) made him a nonbinary who’s chosen name is (hypothetically) brick and when Jason (hypothetically) sees brick he (hypothetically) experiences his first moment of gay panic and (hypothetically) made hypothetical brason

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo toa #jason grace #brason #Jason x brick #heroes of Olympus #this red clad demigod shows up to camp all casual and suddenly honk