#Arizona dads

[fence-time]

Idiots (affectionate)

#fence posts #skizzleman #impulsesv #tangotek #team sit #Arizona dads #hermitcraft #hermitblr #animation #halfway through I thought this would make so much more sense as wm ex and Hels but I was too deep into it and could not be asked to change #it* #:(

[eluminium]

now that the Hot Ones Arizona Dads stream is more common knowledge due to the "hoh my god" impulse clip i need to point out that while impulse was literally crying tango was????? high????

(ACTUAL SCREENSHOTS FROM THE VOD)

like my god brother what was in that sauce. impulse has tears in his eyes while Tango looks like he just took a big fat smoke

#impulsesv #tangotek #arizona dads #irl hermits #if you're wondering how skizz was #he was just the pinecle of silly faces #he was going all in #dose of impulse #dose of tango

[thechanglingchronicles]

I have skizz brainrot here are my favorite skizzisms

“POOPY”

“DANGIT”

“YOURE A BUNCHA JERKS”

“NO I DIDNT”

“Okay wait”

“My wingie”

“Heheh”

“Stoopid”

“I don’t understand!”

“LISTEN”

“C’mon mannn”

“C’mon!!”

“Yes I DID”

“I’m confused”

“Shut your face”

“Naughty”

“Jerk”

“Homie”

“Buddie”

“I’m gonna lose my stuff!”

I will also list all of his nicknames I remember on the top of my head as a treat

Dippledop

Top

Bob

Gemstone

Pearlypop

Jiggles

Face

Cleburt

#he get with tango and he looses brain cells I swear he had before #how is scar the capable one in the pair #his little pouting he’s so babygirl #he gets with doc and he sounds smart btw #I feel like he gains brain cells with Pearl and Cleo #he’s such a yapper #mcyt #hermitcraft #skizzleman #hc skizz #skizz #hermitcraft season 10 #Arizona dads #tangotek #impulse #these were collected on stream

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

at first i didn’t blink an eye at this tweet but then i realised the picture looked familiar because it has the colour palette of her minecraft skin

#geminitay #hermitcraft #hermitcraft smp #hermitblr #ok so how did she take the photo i have a few possibilities in mind #like she set up a tripod and told everyone to just stay out of frame while she took the photo? #or she made one of her arizona dads take it for her and spent five minutes doing the obligatory take-the-picture-like-this briefing

[pinkyjulien]

▶ Wilding

One of the most common "rituals" in the nomad community is called (by the anti-nomad media) "wilding". Wilding is when a group of nomads, usually all youths, venture into static society to "see what it's all about." It is a fairly new occurence in the nomad community, but has gained an increasing interest among the youth. Despite the name and media portrayal, most wildings are peaceful and boring. ━ NeoTribes, page 21

Valentin & Mitch | 670/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #SOME LORE TIIIIME UWU #I love grabbing inspiration from the source books #and ever since I first read about Wildings I been OBSESSED #Valentin's parents actually met during a wilding :3 his mom is a citygirl! and got seduced by his dad who's a born nomad eheh #she joined him when their clan were ready to move #and later on with the Caldos I love the idea of them doing it too :> #of course these pics were taken in Dogtown BUT #-canonly- in my canon it's in Arizona ofcofc #I love dogtown cause I imagine that's what most big nomad market looks like too right #ough just AAAWAAAAAAAAAA

[wooshofficial]

If Jaiden ever gets added to the life series (she should) I need the Arizona Dads to become the Arizona Dads and their Estranged Child

#woosh quotes themself #mcyt fandom #jaiden animations #tango tek #skizzleman #impulsesv #traffic smp #look. I’ve been watching Jaiden since 2017. so have you. we all know she’s from Arizona #and hear me out: it would be funny #the dads would egg her on SO much and she WOULD do it #I also think Jaiden and Grian would get along fabulously for some reason #anyways Jaiden on life smp when

[reavenedges-lies]

DON'T MIND ME IM JUST SOBBING

#yotes lb #arizona coyotes #josh doan #doan jr #i will be calling him jr/junior just cause doaner is his dad

[glitchedmagic]

i will admit, i dont remember every death from every season of the life series but

is this the first time any of Tango, Impulse, and Skizz have actually attacked each other in any season??

#i genuinely cant remember most of the third life deaths tbh #but i feel team arizona dads have either been allies #or have just not interacted #also i uhhhhh didnt finish secret life but #trafficblr #life series #glitch talks

[knowxhope]

Perrito 🫶🏽

#knowxhope #me #los angeles #tattoo #tattoos #fit #fitness #beard #bearded #bodybuilding #Arizona #Grand Canyon #pug #pugs #dog dad #dogs #dogs of tumblr #doggo #puppy

[inonibird]

Last month I went to the Grand Canyon for the second time; can report it was not any less grand this time around~

#photography #Grand Canyon #landscape #nature #Arizona #my almost 80-year-old dad had never been so I had to take him #since I live relatively close #pics really don't do it justice

[fence-time]

Guh

#fence posts #impulsesv #skizzleman #tangotek #Arizona dads #team sit #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[eluminium]

*Pointing at the dashboard*

You sluts better watch the Arizona Dads/SIT stream happening in 2 hours 8 minutes and liveblog shit cuz my european ass is missing the stream. pensive emoji

#skizzleman #impulsesv #tangotek #arizona dads #hermitcraft #YOU BETTER #FOR ME #dose of skizz #dose of impulse #dose of tango

[lovl3igh]

canon bi teddy is so confusing

because you wanna tell me that not only she could have chosen any other man there over hunt but also any of those beautiful women and yet she chose the worst man possible as her husband? nah

#imagine her and arizona #or if carina hooked up with her and not hunt #I would go for her with amelia instead of owen and amelia any day #hunt is a good friend #and great dad #but as a boyfriend? cmon #anti owen hunt #teddy altman #grey's anatomy

[edupunkn00b]

Objections

It's 2001, Seattle, Washington.

Janus Pater has fought every obstacle - literally and figuratively - to survive as long as he has. Logan Croft is a young father and is married to his old college girlfriend, Kelly. Their law professor's flippant partner assignment has forced these two disparately orbiting men together.

Roman and Remus Prince are sophomores at the associated undergraduate college. To their fellow students, they're identical, however they approach life and solve their problems in very different ways.

Somehow, (most of) their paths cross in one way or another. Buckle up, because it's a bumpy ride.

Objections takes place chronologically before Happily Ever After but should be read after and contains spoilers for that story.

Spotify Playlist - [ AO3 ] Rated: M - CW: domestic abuse, swearing, homophobia, slow burn roceit, slow burn platonic loceit, referenced self harm, referenced suicidal ideation, consent questions, villain OC

Chapter List

Assumes Facts Not in Evidence Pt. 1

Assumes Facts Not in Evidence Pt. 2

Assumes Facts Not in Evidence Pt. 3

Ambiguous

Best Evidence

Hearsay

Asked and Answered

Speculation

Argumentative

Relevance

More Prejudicial Than Probative

Cumulative Evidence

Compound

Non-responsive

Privileged Communication

#Objections #ts janus #ts logan #ts roman #ts remus #Kelly Croft - OC #Arizona Tate - OC #Janus Pater #Logan Croft #Roman Prince #Remus Prince #ts virgil #ts remy #kid!virgil #kid!remy #dad!logan #law school au #slow burn roceit

[bitegore]

you know what, actually this is worth a brag. I managed to eat for five days on a road trip for (calculated) ~$15 US total.

#It was not good eating. But it was eating #there *was* a day in there where i had nothing but rice. but it was fine because for the entire other four i just ate pepperoni. so i had #probably more protein than i needed all things told #i miss vegetables a little bit. but its fine because now i am home where i have onions and a kitchen and can keep being a cheapass #i fucking hate buying food at restaurants they're always so fucking expensive. god i am so good at not spending fucking money on essentials #so that instead i can buy a shitload of toys i pretty much cannot actually afford #posts i really hope no one shows my dad because he'll lecture me about them #i'm allowed to brag about this one actually #this doesnt include the cost of the two boxes of cookies i brought (roughly $10 together bc gluten free food fucking sux and is expensive) #but it does include the six seltzers and six arizonas i got #since they were both in big packages and i also didnt drink them all

[daddy-cats]

Why are all my mutuals so far away. How dare you live more than 2 minutes walking distance, I need cuddles. Who's near arizona?

#wheres my arizona loves <3 #daddy #daddy talk #dad