#Bagels rambles

[spinningbagel]

Winged Au ramble - by request of @dem0nguy , here ya go man1!1!1

So, the title for the au is pretty self explanatory. Wings wow, bird people. No but uh, Sheriff has wings in this au in a world where hybrids such as himself are seen as valuable and rare. Treated more like a pet and less than an actual person.

Obviously the whole apocalypse happens and yadda yadda all that, the only major difference being Sheriff is having to hide his wings, in fear of being treated like an animal and fear of having someone remove them (because prior to the apocalypse, it unfortunately was common for people involved with the black market to remove someone's hybrid features and sell them.)

The specific type of bird Sheriff has the wings of is kinda up in the air. But I am thinking Magpie because of my personal headcanon of him being Australian and also, if you've ever seen a magpie in Aus (outside of Tas, they're quite lovely there) then you'll know how aggressive those fuckers can get when people get too close to their kids (and in this case, Sheriffs family [that being La résistance])

He does a pretty good job at hiding his wings for the entirety of the show, Vegan only really being the only one to have suspicions of something because she's just naturally perceptive like that. He keeps them pressed up against his back with bandages or whatever wrapped around his torso to keep them there. It's very uncomfortable for him but he "has to do it" (spoiler: no he doesn't)

Yeah no so he does a pretty good job at hiding it up until the mission shopping episodes. I'm a little iffy on the exact details of what goes down but essentially he gets ejected from his helicopter and to avoid Y'know. Dying. He's gotta out himself and fly with his wings.

Shit goes down idk but the rest of the group are supportive of the hybrid half of him and yeah. I mean, if they can handle him being partially mutated, this is a cake walk.

Uhhh, yes Ryan is also a bird man in this. Feel I should mention this.

That's about all I can cook up at 10am on a Friday, hope this suffices for now but my ask box is open 24/7

#aaaaaaaa #mutant busters #mutant busters sherrif #mutant busters au #MB winged Au #that exists now #well it has existed for awhile #it's just now that it's out there #yeah #there's a few that I haven't mentioned #because of the fact I've already got a few out there #but I love them #and a chance to ramble is a chance to ramble #bagels rambles

[ionlytalktodogs]

Controversial take but it’s actually not the job of random disabled people to educate your kids on disabilities. If your child stares, asks a rude question, or gets in the way of a disabled person, the responsibility falls on you to deal with that. It’s not the child’s fault for being curious or uneducated (that is quite literally the JOB of children) but it’s also not the job of a literal stranger to parent your kid for you.

#'but teaching kids about disabilities leads them to be adults who are less ableist' yes I agree. #but a random disabled person just trying to live their life is not required to teach kids about disabled people #as the parent it is YOUR job to educate your child about disabled people. #I'm just trying to get a fucking bagel Sharon. #disabled #disability #physical disability #ableism #my ramblings

[slightlytoastedbagel]

Kohane Azusawa is so funny to me. Watched a girl perform on the street once, got curious and suddenly got dragged into the world of street music by the girl she watched. She got called a shrimp for about a month by some ginger guy who she then became best friends with. Her other best friend is some guy with two colours in his hair that is somehow natural. Apparently?? All three of them agree that she is so fucking cool.

She is the number one fan of a theatre group at the local theme park. She knows four idols in her school. She is the only character in game to be seen with multiple weapons. She has a pet snake and is occasionally portrayed as a hamster. She knows Hatsune Miku. She shares a birthday with the Onceler.

#project sekai #kohane azusawa #the girl of all time #she means everything to me #happy birthday #bagel's rambles

[arowitharrows]

I sure am

[ID: a blue card with a smiling golden spades symbol underneath which is written "you're ace". End ID]

#loosing my mind at the bagel store again #mai rambles #asexual #ace

[sonic-adventure-3]

seriously whats up with silver and apples. i now know at least four official images of silver and apples, the first time i ever drew silver i drew him with apples, whats up with that. does he ever mention apples? is he ever seen with apples in game? is it merely a promotional thing? is it some sort of thing where someone once drew official art of silver with apples, and then someone else drew official art of silver with apples potentially as a reference to the first silver-apple image, and now it’s accepted into canon that silver likes apples? i’ve been wanting an answer to this for nearly a year. what

#what is the origin of this pattern? #is it just a delicious pancakes or bagel type thing where he had one line so it’s a part of his perception forever? #DID HE EVEN HAVE A LINE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? #rambles #i imagine the main reason it’s reoccurring is that silver doesn’t really have any associated props

[antisociiaal]

#across the spiderverse spoilers #spiderman #everything everywhere all at once #spiderverse meme #spiderverse spoilers #spiderman atsv #spiderman atsv spoilers #spiderman atsv meme #eeaao meme #multiverse #antisociiaals rambling #the spot #spiderman into the spiderverse #miles morales #bagels

[fleshdyke]

making the worlds best meal rn

#well it would be better if i had cooked up some bacon to put on my bagels but i didnt feel like it. this is fine though #rambles #100

[mitoad]

there is a baked goods day on tumblr apparently . time to drop every thing i can find in my camera roll <3

(some of it looks a little gross but m blaming it on lighting trust !!)

#🍵 mito's rambles°｡ ⋆⸜ #baked goods #bread #pastry #pastries #danish #danish pastry #bagel #bagels #cake #cookies #shokupan #sourdough #cod x reader #sourdougbread #bakery #baking #dessert #desserts #loaf #biscuts #foodporn

[speedane]

I'd do it if it was possible cause I got enough wishstones for 1 more Liam-

Also...

This is just Ahmed and Ashley all over again, huh...

#jee rambles #dislyte #liam dislyte #naming yourself Liam's Q Plushie works ig! #btw I replied to the person and I said I just wanted 2 bagels- #2 bagels for 1 whole Liam is a good bargain me thinks #also one time I named myself Aurelius' Q Plushie and guess how many Aurelius I got in return

[batw1nggg]

the hope bagel joke is so chronically unfunny it actually makes me physically ill but can someone PLEASE explain to me where it came from. for piece of mind. like atleast hajime held a cup of orange liquid at some point komaeda never interacts with a bagel ever. so where did . w

#why didnt fandom choose blue ram or doctor hopper ??????????? #is it because oj and bagels are a classic breakfast ??????? #like oj joke came first and people thougjt what food goes withh oj Oh Bagels. is rhat the line of logic here #ko’s danganronpa ramblings #nagito komaeda

[spinningbagel]

Heyyyy y’all I come bearing a gift for you all ✨✨ (it’s Sheriff’s design in the Cyberpunk Au)

I debated posting this, not sure if I should wait to do the others but decided to just do them individually so I can talk about the design, the character in the Au and other things I feel the need to mention.

So without further ado, here’s Sheriffs design:

And an alternative version to show off some glowy parts of the outfit:

So, with Sheriffs design I wanted something interesting yet something that’d be mostly practical for his line of work. So he’s got a cool jacket for that with some orange accents to represent the district he lives in (I’ll talk about districts at a later date.) the orange accents are also on his shoes and the thingys on his pants.

The back of his jacket has the star to represent the sheriffs star he has in canon because I didn’t want to give him an actual one in this, if you’ve seen the one or two drawings I did of Hero, i did the same thing there just with the sleeves.

Moving on.

On his right arm, you’ll see what is essentially an electronic glove with a screen in his arm. It’s something Shooter created early into his and Sheriffs partnership, it does many things including having a built in map and communication app of Shooters design. Aside from using earpieces, this is their main form of contact, especially during stealth missions where it’s dangerous to speak.

And moving onto the left arm, we’ve got Sheriffs cybernetic arm, this is obviously to replace his mutated one in canon. It’s got dark greys on it in order to blend into the night but does have a light mode variant he can switch to at anytime. Yes, the shell of the arm can switch between light and dark and even a bunch of other colours. It’s a newer model in the world and is highly customisable. The arm also shifts into a gun as seen below the arm on the main drawing. There’s two variations, the first being where the hand becomes the gun and the second where it pops out of a compartment on the arm. I’m leaning more towards the first option but you guys can leave your thoughts.

There’s also his visor which is not on the main drawing but beside it, another one of Shooters creations, the visors job is to scramble facial recognition technology in order to keep Sheriffs identity secure. It can also make it seem like his eyes are a different colour to what they are. The visor also comes equipped with a mini map for when checking his sleeve isn’t an option.

Those are really the main parts of his design I wanted to mention. So let’s talk about other things about him.

In the MBCPAU, Sheriff is a bounty hunter and occasional assassin. He takes up odd jobs even given to him by clients or by other sources who give him information on criminals who have a bounty over their head. He’s obviously in this for the money, needing to pay off the loan he used to purchase his cybernetic arm (and have the surgery to get it attached. Yes it’s surgically attached to his body.) and to keep himself and Ryan under a safe roof. Ryan is wheelchair bound and doesn’t have an electronic one, not being able to afford it. Sheriff is also saving for one because he doesn’t want Ryan to strain himself trying to get around the house (which has been made as wheelchair accessible as possible.)

Sheriff met Shooter in high school and the two have been close ever since, Shooter has been assisting Sheriff on his missions since Sheriff barged into Shooters apartment one night, bleeding and delirious. Sheriff is thankful he’s on his team, Shooter saving his ass more times then he can count. Shooter doesn’t usually join him on missions, instead hanging back in his apartment and offering guidance from there.

Also this isn’t about Sheriff but Shooters parents are absolutely loaded (they’re head engineers for the company who produces cybernetic parts) so he lives in district 3.

Anywayss.

I believe that’s all, for any further questions you may be having, please head to my query box. It’s always open for asks and I live receiving them!!

As always, Stay safe and eat bread O/

#aaaaaaaa #mutant busters #mutant busters sheriff #art #bagels art #digital art #mutant busters au #MB cyberpunk Au #bagels rambles #I basically ramble abt my design choices for several paragraphs #never thought i’d see the day #anywyas #I’m actually begging y’all to use my query box #getting asks is my serotonin boost for that day #(also it just gives me an excuse to ramble) #u don’t even need to ask abt this au #anything on my blog you can ask abt

[omnybus]

"...and what do you call this recipe of yours?"

"I call it the "poppyseed bagel". It's a bagel with poppyseeds, you see"

"Interesting! What sort of flavor do they add?"

"Oh, none whatsoever! And the best part is, not only do they get stuck in your teeth, they constantly fall off and get everywhere! They're like sprinkles, but shittier!"

"Fucking. Brilliant. Here are my keys, go to my house and fuck my wife"

#ramblings #bagels #poppyseed bagels #rant #food

[slightlytoastedbagel]

An Shiraishi who is so convinced she will be left behind (again) and that she'll never be like Nagi. But then Kohane (and Toya and Luka which I also have things to say about but in this context we're focusing on Kohane) calls her "my Sun".

Which um. Y'know.

#project sekai #an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #where is that post saying an is probably looking at nagi here... #bagel's rambles #i don't have time to fully go into this so i'm throwing this out for the an wolves to devour. here you go

[aurorashard]

I should call the bagel place to see if their bagels are egg free. I know they make egg bagels, though, so I imagine it's on shared equipment. :(

#aur rambles #i just don't want to call #original posts #its always busy so i feel bad. its not a big place #but i really want. a bagel. i havent had any since the allergy diagnosis #i don't Want to have to make my own bagels. :(

[otrtbs]

utilizing my public library space this beautiful friday morning to write jegulus smut 🥰

#good morning! #they're hooking up in lily evan's bathroom #it's what they deserve #the sun is shining! the texas air is perfect! ate a bagel! this friday is a good one people !! #nat rambles

[fleshdyke]

just a reminder you dont even have bagel with cream cheese right now

#you wish you had bagel with cream cheese. #rambles