#DID I GET EVERYONE. GODDAMN

[derpycatsu]

i am sooooo normal about metal gear i am so regular i promise

#these r all from liek. the past month ish #mgs #metal gear solid #kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #venom snake #big boss #solid snake #otacon #hal emmerich #emma emmerich #raiden #strangelove #dr strangelove #the boss #otasune #strangeboss #DID I GET EVERYONE. GODDAMN #felix art

[isjasz]

[Day 287]

HAPPY EARTH DAY to plant some potatoes :D THIS IMPROMPTU COLLAB WENT BONKERS WTF

Colors by @sillyfairygarden @bad12amcomic (also prompt from her) and @kunehokki in order and lineart/sketch by me!

#dddaily4sherin #mumbo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermit #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 8 #hermitblr #my art #partly????????? #eirian STOP MODIFYING THE GODDAMN CANVAS IM STRUGGLING TO PICK WHEN TO SAVE /SILLY #eating up the rendering from everyone holyshit THEYYYYYY #i didnt get to yell too much bc choco screamed at me to post but u guys did amazing HELL YEA #i wanted to zoom in to see the rendering process ok my test can wait for tmr #but yeah earth day! lets take care of the earth we only have one <3

[bird-inacage]

The Heart Killers Trailer | Kant x Bison (CP Cut)

I think I've finally been able to move past the initial deranged shrieking, and I've now settled into a bliss-induced coma where nothing else matters but THIS. This is everything I could have ever wanted.

#GMMTV part 2 #the heart killers #the heart killers the series #kant x bison #bison x kant #khaofirst #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #my life is COMPLETE #p'jojo did not disappoint #I CANT FUCKING WAIT #WHEN???! #get ready everyone imma bout to sign my goddamn life away to this series

[generalsmemories]

every time i see someone shit on the xianzhou story quest on twitter i die a little bit inside.

#narus' corner #SO LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE HATED XIANZHOU BECAUSE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS AND ANCESTORS HAD PULLED UP THEORY AFTER THEORY #AND WHEN SAID THEORY DID NOT FCKING GO ALONG WITH WHAT THE ACTUAL WRITERS HAD IN STORE HELL BROKE LOOSE #ion think u understand #maybe im biased. i probably am but the way hoyoverse tackled immortality with xianzhou is quite bittersweet honestly #YA'LL WANTED UR DOOMED YAOI AND YURI AND TBH ME TOO BUT THEY ARE STILL FCKING DOOMED EVEN IF SOME THEORIES DID NOT GO AS MOST SHIPPERS WANT #THEY STILL DOOMED MILADYS AND GENTS AND NONBINARY PEEPS DAN HENG IS SUFFERING FROM PTSD AS WE SPEAK. #u look at xianzhou and see predecessors suffering the consequences of what their ancestors wanted because of immortality and vow to stop it #because they been fighting people against GALAXIES who wants a taste of that immortality who also don't KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF IT WHICH I #LITERALLY GETTING MARA-STRUCK WHENEVER UR MEMORIES OVERLOAD FROM LIVING TOO LONG AND GO: damn this was shit writing cause i didn't understa #IMMA AAAH #eternal wars where when u find peace after winning you DON'T BECAUSE YOU TURN MARA-STRUCK FROM THE AMOUNT OF TRAUMA U HAVE #when immorality isn't immortality in a sense u can't be killed but long lifespan but then u can't even live said long lifespan #because u get mara-struck from participating in wars to protect AND YA'LL COME OVER HERE AND SAY BAD WRITING?! #and don't come with what the fuck is phantylia doing #ion think u understand how fucked we would've been if phantylia managed to actually absorb that ambrosial arbor AS A GODDAMN EMANATOR #OF DESTRUCTION OF ALL THINGS?! YA'LL WANT INFINITE HEALING WHILE GETTING BLASED OR SMTH!?! #and the aftermath which was probs the most hated on #imma just. #imma shut up LMFAO

[svtskneecaps]

i should be sleeping but i do want to reiterate how much i love that our collective fan community and also the streamers are constantly like, so new members when? new language when? a teaser drops and we're all like germans???? german time????? asiatic language time??????? new faces??? new friends?? new communities????

i've said this before but it just constantly makes me feel all warm n fuzzy to see it. i'm really happy we're all so excited and united in this.

#qsmp #shut up vic #block game brainrot #this was also why purg2 was great for me specifically #like goddamn was that such a chance for me (and others) to meet streamers in an accessible setting #i only really speak english and half french so this was the first time i actually got to watch any aldo and understand more than every like #tenth word out of his mouth lmfao i get SO LOST #also was extremely fun bc goddamn for a while i rly thought i just Did Not Understand French #bc hearing the qsmp french speakers i'm like. damn. i'm lost. i get lost after like a sentence or two idk i'm so bad at understanding them #but dude holy shit i had kenny on while i did work fully like 5 ft from my phone and i was FOLLOWING #I WAS KEEPING UP???? LIKE THAT WAS INSANE so shoutout kenny for speaking french i can understand i rly appreciate the confidence boost #anyway i hope hope hope to see new members soon yesyes #be it purg2 returners (i have my wishlist but the wishlist does have Everyone soooo i win) or a new language!!! OR MULTIPLE 🙏 WOULD BE NEAT #i have said before that i think it would be fun if they drop two+ languages in at the same time #have the new languages work together to do puzzles and get used to the translations before dropping the full force of like #20-30 odd streamers who are unbelievably loud and extremely excited to meet them #would mayyyybe mitigate some of the french arrival where everyone DESCENDED on them and it was SO LOUD lmfao #anyway i will now sleep it just makes me happy to see everytime i see it #i'm excited to meet (hypothetical) everyone too <3

[raineandsky]

#82

“You, young sir, will be appointed to watch over my son—my rightful heir to the throne,” the king says breezily, and then he’s moving onto the knight next to him.

The knight dips his head, half in acknowledgement, half to hide his growing smile. The crown prince. He’s going to be following the king’s eldest as he makes his regal trips to the people, as he works towards his rightful place, as he accepts the crown and becomes king.

Honour isn’t a strong enough word for what the knight is feeling.

A young boy—a servant, the knight assumes—leads the knight to the chambers of the prince. The knight will introduce himself, he’ll pledge himself to the prince’s cause, and the knight will get the glory of riding with royalty at the prince’s side.

The servant pauses outside a door and knocks with three rhythmic raps. A maid opens it, not the prince, and the knight holds back a confused frown. He would’ve thought the prince would be ready to meet his personal guard by now.

The servant leaves without a word. “The king has appointed you?” the maid says vaguely.

“To protect the heir to the throne.” The knight can’t help the tiny smile at his own words. “Yes.”

The maid hums and lets him in. It’s a little dark inside, to his surprise, with candles dotted around and shrouding the room in wispy shadows. She gestures rather informally to a golden cot against one of the back walls.

“Don’t wake him,” she says shortly, her voice low. “I just got him to sleep.”

“The…” The knight looks into the cot a little apprehensively. “The baby?”

The maid throws him a glance like he’s lost his mind. “The heir to the throne.”

-

A year passes. The knight asks no questions about his predicament. The king’s eldest rides out with a different knight, speaking to the people of the land and working to take his place at the throne. The knight’s glorious ‘watching over’ of the prince is mostly staring into the cot as the baby stares back.

Two years. The child learns to walk. The king visits, sometimes. He showers the infant in love and praise, but he never entirely lets up his regal persona in front of the knight and the maid. 

Five years. The child talks a lot now. The knight nods along to whatever nonsense he’s saying that day. He shoves things into the knight’s hands, toys and blankets and wooden swords, and the knight oohs and ahhs the appropriate amount before handing it back. The child loves it. 

Six years. Tutors start visiting. Maths and law and economics and war. The child sits with poorly contained boredom and nods along to whatever his teachers are saying. The moment they’re gone he’s back to playing, usually forcing the knight’s hand into whatever game he’s concocting.

Eight years. The king visits less often, tied down with royal matters and dealing with his eldest’s growing impatience for the throne. He arrives with smiles and kindness reserved only for his blood, but he never gets one back. The child hides behind the knight’s legs more often than not, and cries bitterly when he’s forced along with the king. The knight and the maid apologise heavily when it happens. It happens a lot.

Twelve years. The child has a favourite toy—his wooden sword and shield. He constantly asks if the knight will show him how it’s really done. The knight gives him a couple of harmless tips, and the prince lights up like the sun every time he swings his sword.

“You only have a few more years until you’re ready for the throne,” the knight tells him as he swings his sword at the maid, who’s long since learnt to stop reacting. “Are you ready to be king?”

“I don’t want to be king,” the prince whines. Both the maid and the knight freeze—neither of them have heard this before.

“It’s in your blood, your highness,” the knight continues carefully. “It’ll be a privilege to rule. You’ll make your father proud.”

“He’s barely my father. I don’t want to be a king,” the prince reiterates. “I want to be a knight, like you.”

The maid throws the knight a sidelong, entirely unsubtle glance. He doesn’t appreciate the accusation.

“You’ll be in charge of all the knights,” the knight tries a little desperately. “You can lead them all to victory. That’s better than being a knight.”

The child scoffs dramatically. “I doubt that.”

-

Fourteen years. The king’s eldest sits at his bedside and demands the throne. The king refuses him. The king dies, and his eldest flies into a blind rage. He wants the throne, and the king has already told him exactly who is taking it from him. 

Fourteen years of sitting in a golden nursery and watching over a child have led the knight to this moment. He’s meant to feel proud, honoured, to serve the prince. He’s meant to be ready to lay down his life for the child to live in his stead.

And he is. He would do anything for this fourteen year old who loves scaring his maid and demanding fighting tips from his knight and pretending to listen to his tutors.

But when the king’s eldest kicks the door down to the nursery, the knight isn’t entirely sure it’ll be just him giving up his life for the crown.

#creative writing #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community #fantasci writing #high fantasy #fantasy writing #we decorated our desks for christmas at work #tell me why everyone is so all in bro. goddamn #i had a couple of lil snow topped houses with tealights in em #why did some BUILD A CARDBOARD FIREPLACE #im stressed bro im meant to be the creative in this place. a fireplace??????????? #dont get me wrong im hella impressed. but goddamn. how did you find the time

[fourthgem]

gmmtv: just do some fanservice, you know, normal stuff fourthgem: dw we gotchu ;)

#geminifourth #fourth nattawat #gemini norawit #asiandramasource #dailyasiandramas #fourthgem #they're so unserious <33 #fourth #gemini #gifs #m:g #misc. #live #idk the exact context bc i don't speak thai #all i know is they asked fg to do smth and then fg did... this #anyway everyone pretend like you don't see how goddamn glitchy it gets every time they move k thx!!! #my fatal flaw as a gifmaker is that i'll always prioritize content over quality </3

[endlessfuckup]

did anyone else watch ricky stanicky???

#i absolutely loved that movie #turned out to be way way more wholesome and serious than i thought it would be #everyone did a damn good job on that movie too #it was well made and just fucking hilarious #john cena dressed as boy george made me almost piss myself #and goddamn did he pull off that Britney Spears outfit lmao #i also did not expect to get emotional over this movie #at all #10/10 #ricky stanicky #zac efron #john cena #movies

[neonliminality]

If these bitches can say Brian should be free after sexually torturing a child because he was "tempted beyond belief" then I can use that excuse when I hit them with a truck.

#drake bell #quiet on set #fuck absolutely everyone #ESPECIALLY fuck kimmy robrtson and taran killam #to say that shit about a fucking CHILD #you sat in the court room and looked him in the eyes #and then have the goddamn AUDACITY to even audition for a bit part on drake and josh #if i ever did anything even CLOSE to what you did i wouldn't even be able to look at him on tv #and you made the CHOICE to go get a part on an episode #fucking disgusting #sorry for ranting #i keep my blog light as an escape from the real world #but when i found out that she was on an episode i was beyond furious

[crabussy]

I love being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who

#osdd #did #system #HAVING A TIME EVERYONE #listen I fucking love my headmates but i fucking hate the constant confusion of identity and feeling like everyone can’t live a full life #and I love the wonderful conversations we have and the comfort of having the ability to leave any situation to someone better suited to it #but I hate not being able to walk away from fights or having a lack of privacy #and I hate how the others get so uncomfortable about looking in mirrors or seeing the body etc i’m really upset for them #but I love FEELING the joy radiate off sunny when someone mentions her to me and I love hearing jasper and phoebe bicker like siblings #and I love playing goddamn board games with these bitches #like man I wish I didn’t have goddamn trauma and dissociations and confusion and discomfort #but this is how I exist- how WE exist and I have a right to love how we experience the world #that’s enough tags haere ra motherfuckers #robin shut up challenge #syscourse blogs dni #please and thank you!!

[dathen]

I’ve been doing my best not to go crazy at the number of “Jonathan is so stupid for not just climbing straight down right away” posts in the Dracula Daily tag, but have failed, so it’s time for an illustration.

Let’s say you’re an office worker trapped on the hundredth floor of a skyscraper. You know there’s a staircase that leads all the way down in a nearby room, and have guessed that’s where all your things are—your phone, your passport, your plane ticket home, the keys to your house.

You kick off your impractical office shoes and find that you can make it outside your window. You can see the window of the room with the staircase. You’ve never gone climbing, or did sports to any degree, or even gone to the gym much…but you’re desperate, and you can SEE a potential escape right there.

Now, sure, you could try to IMMEDIATELY climb straight down a hundred stories, but that’s a bit much for a first try, isn’t it? And you’d still be without your plane ticket and passport and all those things that would help you get home. Wouldn’t it make sense to just try to go to the nearby window first?

The book isn’t written like a video game where climbing 10 feet vs 1000 feet is just a matter of holding down on the control stick longer. You’re going to try the more sensible options—still extreme in themselves—before going straight to the most extreme option you can imagine.

#dracula daily #I feel if jonathan DID go straight for an escape we’d get just as many #‘this idiot completely forgot that all his things were stolen!! why didn’t you check Dracula’s room first??’ #why is everyone trying to cosplay Cinemasins as they read this goddamn book

[kavehater]

AAAH I have a mutual who’s 18 and he sorta kinda is flirting with this one guy who is a minor as a joke of course ( to which a concerned anon said that it’s weird ) but I can’t help but flashback to er*s

#granted the er*s situation was thoroughly complex and the reason she did those things was her copism with not being able to pull ( LLLLLLL ) #and ik that guy doesn’t mean any harm etc etc he’s not messed up like some ppl #BUT I DUNNO STILL #sobbing #they’re pretty sweet so #hes* #OH AND HES IRAQI TOO I LEGIT COULDNT BELIEVE THAT #dora daily #lowkey kinda sorta sad that a whole anon was more concerned than ppl i knew and who knew my age #and freely saw it happen so readily #and everyone else on that blog #genuinely and utterly disappointed #it’s always protect minors until the minors need protecting goddamn #this is especially directed at rhy yeah I’m not censoring that #🤷‍♀️ #too busy simping over minor characters who don’t have a time skip in canon and aging them up then complaining about it when ppl call out #the brain deadery of that behaviour #girl pls #you did not care about minors from the beginning literally bye #e[redacted] literally ruined my brain chemistry to say the least I will never go into how what she did absolutely muddled my brain never #told anyone and I don’t think I can ever tell someone ever #not to mention practically hyperventilating being unable to breath literally going into madness and ppl think that I’m overreacting and #telling me to shut up about it and blaming me for the situation as if I wanted any of this #lmaolmaolmao #all that and I was expected to do uni girl byeeee I need a good century to recover at least ☠️ #the only thing I DID want is friends but clearly that was a hard ask when ppl can get friends just by existing on this god forsaken app #atp I don’t even know what to say literally just wth #yall say mdni with your dumbass banners and decorate it like something special when yall are the ones to keep from minors you disgusting #wastes of clean oxygen 😭 mdni my foot gross ass adults should’ve never trusted them #the way I’d give them therapy to their complex traumas ☠️ imagine relying on a minor for therapy

[wantbytaemin]

the fucking shitshow i experienced today…

#i won’t even get into the details of it but my work is being undermined and i didn’t say anything about it bc i was so taken aback and in #absolute shock. i have literally never Ever experienced something of this sort im not being dramatic i went into my office and told my #coworker girls what happened and everyone was staring blankly like ‘they said that to YOU??????’ bc it’s genuinely fucking unbelievable #got told some out of pocket shit that i willllll notttttt let slide but i need to get my shit together and think up the best way to respond #bc this wasn’t just undermining my work it was borderline humiliating. all from this woman who is supposedly my PhD mentor who NEVER #fucking helped me with anything and now she’s trying to tell me something that is SO insanely unfounded and just insane truly #as if i didn’t take over the entire goddamned (multi million) project and played the role of *drumroll* two phd students three #collaborators and TWO mentors one of whom was supposed to be the project lead. all that did so well that our ceo STILL praises me in #meetings and he never fucking praises anyone. as if i wasn’t offered two job positions in two separate labs while in one of london’s top #universities. as if i haven’t published 8 papers and a scientific book chapter which I’m the first author of #all without her help and now she wants to play mentor by trying to talk shit. oh my god im so miserable right now you have no idea #i can’t fucking stand her and no one in the company likes her anyway lmao but like #when i get out of this fucking state of SHOCK she just put me in im about to tell her to fuck off forever so politely and so wonderfully #that she will not know what happened to her. doubting MY capabilities ohhhh as if. as IF.

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

#Tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Xie lian #When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him! #On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him #Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever #Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant #I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also #I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went #Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts #That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever #Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this #His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God #Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela #Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in #Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir

[wormboyfriendcentralstation]

what the tags to my posts have taught me is that the wurthering heights stans are eating devouring enjoying while im locked in Moby Dick Jail with the ahab starbuck emotionally draining yuri that lives only in my mind-

#me staring at the direction that they decided to take starbuck's character #LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY #also sometimes i get annoyed about the way that pip and ahab's interactions were adapted #like if anyone could have dragged ahab's ass back from the edge. ranked. 1. pip and 2. MAYBE starbuck had a small chance but like #not really #pip and starbuck are like....... two examples of how ahab's damage couldve been averted #pip and ahab are SUCH an important relationship that got kinda lost #bc it shows that ahab COULDVE walked back his ego for human connection. he and pip wind up kinda getting each other in a weird way #pip in moby dick is like. if apollo was the ocean pip would be cassandra. do you understand. #pip and ahab know how each other tick in the book. #they were like each other's One Chances bc ahab couldve left his ego and done the one damn thing which would've REALLY saved #the one goddamn person who he's come to genuinely care about #and pip gave ahab the chance to have someone sort of get how actually scared ahab is of the ocean and how that fear was the biggest #damn insult a dude like that could have. bc if you read the book and how ahab was treated directly after losing his leg. #it wasnt JUST moby dick it was the way his ship treated him. you understand why he's Like That. #the ocean AND the whaling crew fucked them both over. #uhhh meanwhile starbuck Thought that he could walk ahab's ego back from the edge! #but in reality the way that starbuck was ahab's One Chance at not killing everyone on that ship is if starbuck had shot his ass in the cabi #limbus company #IM GLAD THE WURTHERING HEIGHTS FANS ARE HAVING FUN THOUGH IM GL

[bl00dw1tch]

God. God. God. Holy fucking shit i love Avatar so fucking much

#horse.txt #im being so real right now it breaks my goddamn heart that so many people hate it on principle and go into it waiting to be disappointed #like. god. seriously? how do so few people seem to see the shit im seeing? how do people not GET its RIGHT THERE??? #idk man im like. high and the hd release is out so it feels like Christmas but this shit has been on my mind and its at like a precipice #its one thing when ppl just aren't into it but the absolute LOATHING and DISDAIN people harbour for these movies is just. baffling #i cant understand it #i hate statistics. why did it have to pan out this way #how can anybody hate this production literally decades in the making? the fucking DEFINITION of a Passion Project? #the labour and love and inventive GENIUS that has gone into these films--and #you know what? the writing ISN'T that fucking awful. its not perfect because no movie is ever fucking perfect and sometimes you #have to give a script and characters breathing room. room to make mistakes!!! because this fucking obsession with #'characters dont have to be realistic!' is BULLSHIT. and NO saying that does not conflict with the idea that Characters=/=real ppl in #discourse!the ideas can fucking coexist! having realistic characters is GOOD its fucking GOOD when theyre stupid and do shit you dont like! #because thats what REAL PEOPLE DO thats what makes them fucking COMPELLING thats what youre SUPPOSED to let draw you in!!!!!! #but noooo no no no no keep repeating your smurf pocahontas jokes and roll your eyes at anyone who does like it like theyre stupid #because you can't be assed to give something a chance just because everyone Else is calling it stupid #and you dont want them to roll their eyes at /you/ #i know this is dumb to be so heated about but im just. im sad man. im happy im having a great day!! but im sad #about how few people i can share it with yk..???