#Darth Vader 44

[chucksnerdthoughts]

Darth Vader #44

That was pretty good! The Baron getting shot was quite satisfying. I dug this story being from Fabarian's perspective. That added a nice layer to it. Also the bit with the cyborgs screaming def got me. That was intense!

-Chuck

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[cosleia]

Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is kill off all the other Jedi

#star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #ben solo #kylo ren #my posts #this was obviously written in response to those 'the best thing young people can do early in their careers' posts that kept going around #but it has staying power #migrated from twitter #at the time I deleted it from the bird site it had 44 likes and 12 retweets #which is a lot for me rofl

[dispatchdcu]

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[yandere-wishes]

not a request

Yandere!Anakin Skywalker is shameless lmao. Bro's the Stare Master. He constantly stares at you and while he's constrained by the Jedi Code, it doesn't mean he won't make advances towards you. To make things worse, he's infantilizing. He treats you as if you're made of spun glass and insists on fighting all of your fights.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out who he's got eyes on, but unfortunately it opens up weaknesses for his enemies to exploit. His constant conflict with what he's been taught and his obsession with you builds up and eventually explodes.

omg imagine Boba Fett being a yandere for you??? Better yet, when Fennec comes into the picture, she becomes a platonic yan for you too. They work together watching over you, they share and take turns with you.

Some food for thought. If the format is weird forgive me it's 1:44 AM rn

No No!! I'm in love with this!! We'll do Anakin in this post and Boba in the next one ~💜

This works so well if you're his Padawan. Only a few years younger than him and a little too naive to fully comprehend the emotions hidden behind your master's star-crossed stare. Still, there's an odd comfort in feeling his eyes wherever you go. Ease in the knowledge that he's never too far away should you need him. 

 You even welcome the lingering touches and reassuring forehead kisses. The inexperience in you longs for something, someone to hold on to. A safety of sorts that only Anakin can provide. 

He's the chosen one. 

The golden boy.

You should welcome this. Whatever this is exactly. 

But as you grow. As your skills improve. You begin to note that nothing changes. Instead, it only gets worse. When the two of you are out on the battlefield he's constantly pushing you behind him. And that's only if he can't restrain you to the ship all together. You can't even remember the last time you took out an R0-GR. Or the last time you even ignited your lightsaber. 

Anakin's all over you when you return to base. Hands roaming your body, searching desperately for the slightest laceration. He mutters teasingly in your ear as he pulls your hips closer. "My precious little girl" or "My darling little padawan". It's infuriating and frankly a little embarrassing. He treats you like a doll. Like his doll. A precious little thing too pure for the war torn universe.

You've started to notice how the clones and other Jedi avoid you. 

Eyes glued to the floor when you walk by. 

Even the senators skurry away when you enter a room.

Not gonna lie, the isolation is getting to you. 

Anakin detonates when the Jedi counsel removes you as his padawan. Deciding it best to switch your master. You welcome the change, the chance to breathe. It feels like you'll be free at last...

But then Anakin disappears and the clones turn on the Jedi. The younglings are slaughtered and you find yourself face-to-face with Darth Vader. 

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what drove Anakin to the dark side. It doesn't take a genius to know what weakness Palpatine -or rather Sidious- exploited to turn Anakin into a Sith. It's all your fault really. You got him too attached. If only you'd kept your distance, if only you hadn't been so weak. Anakin drags you back to Mustafa. Claiming that when the time is right you'll become his apprentice again. Only this time in the form of an Acolyte.  

You can't escape him.

Not now, not ever.

Your fate was sealed the day he became your master.

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[smashpages]

Star Wars: Darth Vader #44 (Marvel, March 2024) Women's History Month variant cover by Marguerite Sauvage

#marguerite sauvage #marvel #comic books #comics #variant covers #comic covers #rey skywalker #women's history month #star wars: darth vader #star wars

[padawansuggest]

Anyways… AU where Darth Vader goes back in time but it restores both his physical health AND sanity but he still refuses to ditch the suit (but with his physical health he’s pretty fuckin unstoppable now but also with his sanity back he would go back to having a blue saber because red sabers happen when you torture the kyber and I like to imagine Vader not actively hurting his kyber while sane) and he immediately goes off to find Obi-Wan as a baby and at first he doesn’t know WHAT he’ll do with the baby he’s a 44 year old man with a mass of PTSD and anxiety and so at first he’s all ‘okay, I’ll just grab the baby and hand him to the nearest Jedi’ but then he goes to Stewjon and finds Obi’s mother trying to drown him so he takes the baby and decides that’s his son now so that’s why three years later Jaster Mereel has to deal with the most terrifying meeting of his life when a man comes to his office with a toddler passed out in a padded carrier on his chest and a saber on his side and saying he knows where Death Watch is and wants to stop them (Ani has had a long three years to think shit over and decides fixing the galaxy demands fixing the Mandalorian sector first) and Jaster doesn’t know why but this man is terrifying af but he can’t figure out how… and the baby is a lil ball of happy light who eventually wakes up with lil bb yawns and asks for snacks so Jaster sends him to the corner to play with Jango (who is delighted with the new baby brother thank you) and he’s trying to figure out how Anakin knows about the Death Watch and what Ani plans to do about it (‘I’ll just… go inside and kill them? Listen, I just need you guys to save the kids. I’m only really good with my kid.’ ‘…you want to take on all of Death Watch on your own?’ ‘Nah, you get Tor and Pre, that way you’ll win the darksaber and the holdouts will have to pledge to you’ ‘…but you’ll take on the rest on your own?’ ‘Yes.’) and idk where this is going but I just had this vision of Dad Vaderkin wandering into Jaster Mereel’s office all ‘I hear you got some terrorists for me to unalive. I will take the job thanks.’ ‘And how do we pay you?’ ‘Just babysit my kid while I’m working and we’ll call it even. Be careful, he bites.’ ‘But… no payment?’ ‘Listen, I’m fucked in the head and wanna kill some people? So? Aim me at those that deserve it for hurting kids?’ And that’s about it. Ani is a lil fucked up but he likes his baby and his suit. He’s working through some shit.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #jaster mereel #time travel #darth vader #vaderkin

[cantsayidont]

August 1978. The first year of non-adaptation STAR WARS comics was rocky: a lackluster serialized adventure in PIZZAZZ, with Luke, Leia, and the droids crash-landing on a world full of monsters, and a clunky SEVEN SAMURAI/MAGNIFICENT SEVEN pastiche in STAR WARS, with Han and Chewbacca recruiting a group of misfits to fight a bandit leader on a backwater planet, a tired plot burdened with too many in-jokes (the bandit leader, Sergi-X Arrogantus, is a parody of comics artist Sergio Aragonés!). They're pretty bad, and it was likely only the wild popularity of the movie that kept the series going.

With issue #11, cover-dated May 1978, Archie Goodwin took over as writer/editor, while Carmine Infantino (whom Lucas had apparently wanted originally) becoming the principal artist. Goodwin's first storyline isn't a great improvement, a convoluted and overlong mess involving a gang of starship wreckers on a water world called Drexel, sentient telepathic dragons (pretty obviously inspired by Anne McCaffrey's popular DRAGONRIDERS OF PERN novels), and a band of space pirates (first seen in #7, the first post-movie issue) with a refitted Imperial Star Destroyer. That storyline's most useful accomplishment is to bring the main characters back together, something that may have reflected behind-the-scenes negotiations between Lucasfilm and Harrison Ford, who had not initially committed to appearing in subsequent films. With Ford signed for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, Goodwin was able to reestablish the character dynamics that had helped to make the first movie such a hit: the bickering triangle of Han, Luke, and Leia, with Chewbacca and the droids on hand for occasional comic relief.

I have mixed feelings about Goodwin's STAR WARS stories. He had a good grasp of the characters, his original characters are interesting, and he navigated the various Lucasfilm-imposed constraints as well as anyone could have. In particular, he uses the mandate to limit direct confrontations between the heroes and Darth Vader to good effect dramatically, staging a series of near-misses that serve to make Vader more threatening as a villain. On the other hand, Goodwin's individual plots tend to run on too long, which saps their momentum. For instance, the Wheel storyline in #18–23, in which the "Star Warriors" are trapped aboard a giant space-casino run by Leia's charming but unscrupulous former senatorial colleague Simon Greyshade, has a novel setting, good villains, and a creepy subplot about Luke having put himself in a catatonic state in his first attempt to meditate on the Force. However, what might have been a banger at four parts feels strained at six, with contrived subplots about Han and Chewbacca having to compete against each other in the Wheel's deadly gladiatorial games, and the homoerotic relationship between Greyshade and the Wheel's sentient master computer (which is less interesting than it sounds). Also, wherever Goodwin tries too hard for emotional impact, the results are often overly precious. This weighs down some otherwise excellent stories like "A Princess Alone!" (#30), a Princess Leia solo adventure in which Leia infiltrates an Imperial industrial planet to reach her former teacher from Alderaan. It's a good showcase for Leia, and the story's depiction of Imperial labor practices is suitably horrifying, but Goodwin eventually overplays his hand with a subplot about a young girl inspired by Leia's heroism, which ends things on a treacly note.

Goodwin continued writing and editing the comic book through the EMPIRE adaptation (in #39–44), but after that, he wrote only a few more stories and relinquished the editorial role to Louise Jones, shifting his focus to running Marvel's Epic line and to writing the STAR WARS newspaper strip. The newspaper strip is more polished than the comic book, aided by very attractive art by Al Williamson, but Goodwin's plots have the same weaknesses, and the energy level is notably lower than his earlier SW comic book stories. This is particularly pronounced in later reprints of the strip, which Dark Horse reedited in the late '90s to color comic book format, making the already somewhat laconic pacing feel choppy to boot. The comic strip also doesn't follow the same continuity as the comic book, which is distracting if you're familiar with both.

#comics #marvel star wars #star wars #archie goodwin #carmine infantino #terry austin #luke skywalker #han solo #leia organa #chewbacca #c3po #r2d2 #bob wiacek #al williamson

[thisiseditsandstuff]

Star Wars EU / Legends timeline - post A New Hope

BBY = Before the battle of Yavin 4 ABY = After the battle of Yavin 4 Text in ( brackets ) indicates the relevant book

REBELLION ERA

0 ABY- Star Wars: A new hope / Battle of Yavin 4, destruction of the death star

3 ABY - Star Wars: The empire strikes back / echo basis destroyed, Han Solo is captured by Boba Fett

4 ABY - Star Wars: Return of the Jedi / death of Jabba the Hutt, destruction of the second death star, death of emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, the New Republic is established

7.5 ABY - Begin and end of the Bacta Wars ( X-Wing: The Bacta War )

8 ABY - Wedding of Leia Organa and Han Solo ( The Courtship of Princess Leia )

9 ABY - Birth of Jaina and Jacen Solo, start and end of the Thrawn campaign, death of grand admiral Thrawn ( The Thrawn trilogy )

10 ABY - Emperor Palpatine is reborn as a clone, Luke Skywalker falls to the dark side but is eventually rescued by his twin sister, birth of Anakin Solo ( Dark Empire I & II )

11 ABY - Luke sets up his Jedi academy on Yavin 4, Leia becomes chief of state of the new republic, Luke’s student Kyp Durron is possessed by the Sith spirit of Exar Kun and destroys the entire Carida system ( Jedi Academy trilogy )

14 ABY - Disciples of Ragnos crisis takes place ( Jedi Knights: Jedi Academy )

16 ABY - The Black Fleet crisis happens ( Black fleet crisis trilogy )

17 ABY - The Corellian crisis happens, Han’s cousin Thrackan Sal-Solo threatens the new republic with the use of Centerpoint station ( Corellia trilogy )

19 ABY - Caamas Document crisis eventually leads to the end of the galactiy civil war between the New Republic and the Imperial Remnant, discovery of the Empire of the Hand, ( Hand of Thrawn Duology ) wedding of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade ( Union )

23 ABY - The Second Imperium raids the academy on Yavin 4 in the Second Imperium crisis ( Young Jedi Knights: Jedi under siege )

NEW JEDI ORDER ERA

25 ABY - Begin of the Yuuzhan Vong war ( New Jedi Order: Vector Prime )

26 ABY - Birth of Ben Skywalker, destruction of the academy on Yavin 4 ( New Jedi Order: Edge Of Victory II: Rebirth )

27 ABY - Mission to Myrkr, death of Anakin Solo, Jacen Solo becomes a prisoner of war, Coruscant falls to the Yuuzhan Vong in the battle of Coruscant ( New Jedi Order: Star by Star )

28 ABY - The new republic is restructured into the Galactic Federation of Free Alliances ( New Jedi Order: Destiny’s way )

29 ABY - End of the Yuuzhan Vong war ( New Jedi Order: The unifiying force )

30 ABY - Jacen Solo begins his five year journey, the Jedi officially reclaim the old academy on Ossus

35 ABY - Begin of the Dark Nest crisis ( Dark Nest I: The Joiner King )

36 ABY - Birth of Allana Djo Solo ( Dark Nest II: The Unseen Queen ) , Luke Skywalker becomes grandmaster of the Jedi Order ( Dark Nest III: The Swarm War )

LEGACY ERA

40 ABY - Begin of the Second Galactic Civil war ( Legacy of the Force: Betrayal ), Jacen Solo falls to the dark side, becomes Lumiya’s sith apprentice and chief of state of the galactic alliance, death of Mara Jade, Jacen accepts the name Darth Caedus, Luke Skywalker kills Lumiya ( Legacy of the Force: Sacrifice )

41 ABY - Jaina Solo kills Darth Caedus, end of the Second Galactic Civil war ( Legacy of the Force: Invincible )

43 ABY - Luke Skywalker is exiled, the Jedi are plagued by a mysterious force psychosis, the dark side entity Abeloth wreaks havoc on the galaxy, the Lost Tribe of the Sith is rediscovered ( Fate of the Jedi: Outcast )

44 ABY - The Jedi stage a coup against chief of state Natasi Daala, the Sith seize the Jedi temple on Coruscant, Abeloth is ( temporarily ) destroyed, the Sith are defeated, wedding of Jaina Solo and Jagged Fel ( Fate of the Jedi: Apocalypse )

#this is missing crucible in 45 ABY bc ...i have not yet read crucible whoops #it also does not include the legacy comics bc man im still in the middle of those sorry #star wars #Star Wars EU #Star Wars Expanded Universe #star wars legends #new republic #galactic alliance #sw resource #i GUESS #it was painful to reduce young jedi knights to the ONE biggest event in there bc i love jaina and jacen's silly little adventures #but i didnt want this to get too long #see also: me trying to reduce the vong war as MUCH as i can

[devondeal]

Character Asks #’s 1,9,10,23,32, 44

Leia 🤍

Why hello there wife @jedimasterbailey 🥰💙💚 and thank you for the ask about my OG fave!

1. Canon / Outright Reject

I'd just have to reject the sequels for this one. While I'm not against the portrayal of Leia in the sequels since she's still pretty much in character, I hate hate hate how the narrative treats her.

First of all, she doesn't deserve any of the crap she dealt with in that era after fighting so very hard for freedom and losing so much. It just hurts that she has to watch it all crumble around her being the only one with the sense to know it. And the fact that it's her child that causes a lot of it.... ooooo that pisses me off

Second, I HATE when female characters become reduced to mother figures. Before anyone comes at me for that, it's because when that happens, I can't help but notice that suddenly nobody sees a woman as a person, but instead, just "mother." Leia is a character in her own right but now she's "Ben's mother." And with too many Skywalker men already, I'm tired of Skywalker women getting the short end of the stick.

9. Scene that made me fall in love with the character

Look no further than the gif above 😊. Her very first scene immediately made an impression on me when I was a kid and first saw Star Wars. Knowing that this WOMAN had something so very important to do and held such a high position. She was a PRINCESS and growing up, princesses were viewed as weak little things just meant to marry. But this princess was a leader in her own right. And the way she spoke to Darth Vader all guts when his own men quiver in fear at him.... just chef's kiss.

10. Best moment on screen

Hmm so many good ones... toss up between sassing Vader and her handling and choking of Jabba. This woman just has more balls than anyone ever will. Just anytime Leia stands up to someone that usually most fear. Luke went with diplomacy in regard to Jabba, Leia bargained with a detonator in her hand. You can't get more badass than that.

23. If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

I feel like people will disagree but I think Leia would be an earthier kind of candle. Something that would emulate a forest like basalm and cedarwood, fresh fallen leaves in Fall, etc.

She's just so grounded as a person and also Alderaan being a more mountainous and forest-y place, it just feels right.

32. Something guaranteed to make her smile

Luke and Han bickering 🤣. But seriously, I think she's loves her droids, animals, and other fuzzy lil friends. She's just such so sweet and gentle with Lola and Wicket. Well... maybe not C3PO but who is? 😂 I just adored how she burned her dickhead cousin when he was rude to the droid and how sweetly she showed Wicket she's not a threat.

I also think anytime Han shows his softer side because she knows how he's usually so guarded and it give her feels that he is comfortable with her.

44. Their happiest memory

I believe it's a combo of when she's reunited with Bail and Breha again in the end of Kenobi and when the Rebellion wins in ROTJ.

Hard to explain why but that's the feeling I get. I just know that Leia must have been thinking about her TRUE parents when the Empire fell. Bittersweet but happy nonetheless.

And in a personal headcanon, I like to think that when she was gifted with Lola, that def is a happy place in Leia's mind. Maybe it was a Life Day gift.

#character asks #leia organa #princess leia #jedimasterbailey #ask games #star wars #star wars ot #kenobi series

[jungle-angel]

A Full Boatload of Smut Prompts

(In Darth Vader’s voice) I find the lack of reader x writer interaction disturbing (lol). I literally need to spice up this writing list somehow so this looks like it’s my only option. Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick, Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem’s Lot and Press Play. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, YE HAVE BEEN WARNED. 18+ ONLY. 

1. Aftercare

2. Breeding kink

3. Pulling their s.o’s panties off with their teeth

4. Falling into bed

5. Playing with the joystick

6. Mutual masturbation or masturbation in general

7. “Jeez, we’ve fucked like rabbits, how are you not tired yet?” 

8. Sexy bedroom photos

9. Seeing their partner in a sexy lace and satin slip

10. Eating their partner out

11. Temp play

12. Food play

13. “So sensitive aren’t you?” 

14. Slowly undressing their partner

15. Placing sloppy kisses all over their partner

16. Rope Play

17. “Better keep quiet, I think somebody’s outside” 

18. Desperately wanting to be touched

19. Fucking during a heatwave

20. What’s their kink?

21. Oral fixation

22. How loud are they during sex?

23. Handjob

24. Making their partner completely feral by using gentle touches

25. “I’m aching so bad for you right now” 

26. “C’mon baby, just give daddy one little taste” 

27. “And to think, you’ve hidden this pretty little cock/pussy from me all day long” 

28. Daddy kink

29. Mommy kink

30. Stripper pole in the bedroom 

31. What’s their favorite position?

32. Stand and Deliver

33. Mating Press

34. Cockwarming

35. “Don’t give me lip mister, it’s my job to keep your balls properly drained” 

36. Skin-to-skin after sex

37. “C’mon, kiss it, you know you wanna” 

38. “It’s so big, I don’t think it’ll fit” 

39. “Did I ever tell you how gorgeous you look when you ride me?” 

40. Teasing their s.o with naughty photos

41. Talking dirty over the phone

42. Sitting on their s.o’s face

43. Eating out their s.o

44. Water play

45. Fucking their s.o in a wildflower field

46. Hotel sex during their honeymoon

47. Sex on the wedding night

48. Sexy body massage

49. “Please just let me play with your boobies” 

50. “You look like a fucking queen wearing my hat” 

#top gun maverick #outer range #bad times at the el royale #catch 22 hulu #salem's lot #press play #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #robert bob floyd #natasha phoenix trace #mickey fanboy garcia #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #reuben payback fitch #rhett abbott #miles miller #major major #ben mears #harrison knott

[drunkwooky]

Exclusive Rebels 10th Anniversary Comic Variant Featuring Hera Syndulla

Star Wars 44 exclusive Star Wars Rebels 10th Anniversary variant from Alan Quah featuring Hera Syndulla goes live today! Get the details here.

Earlier in the year comic retailer Big Time Collectibles announced two separate variant sets that are a part of the Star Wars Rebels 10th Anniversary variant line Darth Vader #42-45 and Star Wars #42-45. The Darth Vader variants would be done by comic artist Stephen Segovia and would feature Ahsoka, Ezra, Chopper, Sabine, and Agent Kallus. The Star Wars main run variants would be created by…

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[just-dreaming-marvel]

The Bond Between Us ~ Ages

THE BOND BETWEEN US MASTERLIST

I’ve had various questions about the ages of characters in The Bond Between Us. I’ve created this post so that the readers may be able to refer back to it as they read. It does go through the series already, so it’s prepared as the chapters continue.

THE PHANTOM MENACE

Anakin Skywalker and Reader: 9 years old

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 25 years old

Padme Amidala: 14 years old

Qui-Gon Jinn: 48 years old

Shmi Skywalker: 40 years old

Palpatine: 50 years old

Mace Windu: 40 years old

Yoda: 864 years old

Jar-Jar Binks: 20 years old

ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Anakin Skywalker and Reader: 19 years old

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 35 years old

Padme Amidala: 24 years old

Shmi Skywalker: 50 years old

Palpatine: 60 years old

Mace Windu: 50 years old

Yoda: 874 years old

Boba Fett: 10 years old

Count Dooku: 60 years old

Owen Lars: 25 years old

Beru Whitesun: 21 years old

Jar-Jar Binks: 30 years old

Bail Organa: 45 years old

THE CLONE WARS

*spans 3 years*

Ahsoka Tano: 14 years old (start age)

REVENGE OF THE SITH

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 22 years old

Reader: 22 years old

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 38 years old

Padme Amidala: 27 years old

Palpatine: 63 years old

Mace Windu: 53 years old

Yoda: 877 years old

Count Dooku: 63 years old

Owen Lars: 28 years old

Beru Lars: 24 years old

Jar-Jar Binks: 33 years old

Ahsoka Tano: 17 years old

Chewbacca: 181 years old

Luke Skywalker: 0 years old

Leia Organa: 0 years old

Bail Organa: 48 years old

KENOBI

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 32 years old

Reader: 32 years old

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 48 years old

Palpatine: 73 years old

Owen Lars: 38 years old

Beru Lars: 34 years old

Luke Skywalker: 10 years old

Leia Organa: 10 years old

Bail Organa: 58 years old

A NEW HOPE

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 41 years old

Reader: 41 years old

Obi-Wan Kenobi: 57 years old

Palpatine: 82 years old

Owen Lars: 47 years old

Beru Lars: 43 years old

Luke Skywalker: 19 years old

Leia Organa: 19 years old

Bail Organa: 67 years old

Han Solo: 32 years old

Chewbacca: 200 years old

Boba Fett: 32 years old

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 44 years old

Reader: 44 years old

Palpatine: 85 years old

Luke Skywalker: 22 years old

Leia Organa: 22 years old

Han Solo: 35 years old

Chewbacca: 203 years old

Boba Fett: 35 years old

Lando Calrissian: 34 years old

Yoda: 899 years old

RETURN OF THE JEDI

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 45 years old

Reader: 45 years old

Palpatine: 86 years old

Luke Skywalker: 23 years old

Leia Organa: 23 years old

Han Solo: 36 years old

Chewbacca: 204 years old

Boba Fett: 36 years old

Lando Calrissian: 35 years old

Yoda: 900 years old

Jabba the Hutt: 604 years old

MANDALORIAN / BOBA FETT

Ahsoka Tano: 45 years old

Boba Fett: 41 years old

Reader: 50 years old

Luke Skywalker: 28 years old

THE FORCE AWAKENS / THE LAST JEDI

Leia Organa: 53 years old

Luke Skywalker: 53 years old

Reader: 75 years old

Han Solo: 66 years old

Chewbacca: 234 years old

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo: 29 years old

Rey: 19 years old

Poe Dameron: 32 years old

Finn: 23 years old

Rose Tico: 23 years old

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

Leia Organa: 54 years old

Reader: 76 years old

Chewbacca: 235 years old

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo: 30 years old

Rey: 20 years old

Poe Dameron: 33 years old

Finn: 24 years old

Rose Tico: 24 years old

Lando Calrissian: 66 years old

Palpatine: 117 years old

~~~

*note: just because they aren’t listed, doesn’t mean they don’t appear. We may have some Force ghosts appear...

[can-they-lift-thors-hammer]

The Unworthy

1. GLaDOS

2. Wheatley

3. Professor Farnsworth

4. Booster Gold

5. Darth Vader

6. Miss Trunchbull 🥉Third lowest percentage of Yes votes

7. Worf

8. Bumble

9. Rootspring

10. Lore

11. Stanley

12. Rytlock Brimstone

13. Sweetheart

14. Ultron (MCU) 🥈Second lowest percentage of Yes votes

15. Gnarpy

16. John Crichton

17. Scarlet Witch

18. Mickey Mouse

19. Commander Rourke (Canon) 🏅Lowest percentage of Yes votes.

20. Adonis "Donnie" Creed

21. Sydney Prescott

22. Ezekiel Jones

23. Mark Hoffman

24. Kyouko Hori

25. 90s Fresh Prince Will Smith

26. Milo Thatch (sequel, not original)

27. Buster Scruggs

28. Rei

29. Han Solo

30. Ted Mosby

31. Ivan (Game Grumps version)

32. Daxter

33. Allison Cameron

34. Banjex

35. Kevin Beckman

36. Rupert Giles

37. Makima

38. Father Ted Crilly

39. Peter Quill/Star Lord

40. Gamora

41. Danny Sexbang

42. Weiss Schnee

43. Tom Collins

44. Tobio Kageyama

45. Raiden

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I posted 7,971 times in 2022

That's 4,097 more posts than 2021!

244 posts created (3%)

7,727 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@intermundia

@unspuncreature

@artemisthehuntress

@peoplefolk

@thetorontokid

I tagged 4,470 of my posts in 2022

Only 44% of my posts had no tags

#anakin skywalker - 1,371 posts

#obi-wan kenobi - 1,335 posts

#obikin - 796 posts

#kenobi spoilers - 539 posts

#fic rec - 165 posts

#ewan mcgregor - 158 posts

#ahsoka tano - 149 posts

#cast - 146 posts

#darth vader - 143 posts

#hayden christensen - 140 posts

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

It is kind of amazing that The Clone Wars, a show for children, has an episode card literally dealing with the concept of attachment and yet grown adults on this platform and others still think attachment means love and the Jedi are evil and wrong for forbidding it.

[Photo id: a picture of a television in a dark room. The screen is black with big blue text that says "Attachment is not compassion." In the corner of the screen in smaller text it says "S2:E8 Brain Invaders" and in even smaller print beneath that "Star Wars: The Clone Wars."]

998 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#4

1,083 notes - Posted June 26, 2022

#3

Not sure if anyone has talked about this yet but the scene where Obi-Wan rescues Leia in the dark interrogation room and how his lightsaber is the brightest thing... This mirrors perfectly his explanation to her of what the Force is in episode three.

The Dark Side is consistently represented by black and red. We use red lighting in photography and also in star gazing because as the lowest colour on the spectrum of light it doesn't affect the darkness too much (which means we can develop pictures/it doesn't disrupt our night vision). So it makes sense that red is so heavily associated because it doesn't disrupt the darkness. But blue is on the near opposite end of the spectrum. When it turns on, Obi-Wan's lightsaber is so bright in that shot amongst the red and black, and when he turns it off he's invisible again.

But the point is that when it turns on, he is the brightest thing in the room and the brightest object in the Force that Leia can sense.

Obi-Wan is the light turning back on, that makes you feel safe from the dark.

1,765 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

#2

Hayden understood the assignment

2,760 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

"Not all men—" you’re so right, Anakin Skywalker would never. He’d do so much worse.

5,715 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

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“Q&A’s”

100 Best 'Would You Rather' Questions In Ranking Order 👻

1. Would you rather be a genius and know everything or be amazing at any activity you tried?

2. Would you rather dine alone or watch a good movie by yourself?

3. Would you rather end world hunger or stop crime all over the United States?

4. Would you rather wear pants 3 sizes too big or shoes 3 sizes too small?

5. Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren?

6. Would you rather lose your ability to speak or the ability to hear for your entire life?

7. Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending?

8. Would you rather have more money or more time?

9. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

10. Would you rather work more hours a day, but have longer weekends or work fewer hours a day with more workdays?

11. Would you rather live by “Hakuna Matata” or “YOLO”?

12. Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

13. Would you rather eat only cheese for 1 year or not be able to eat cheese for 1 year?

14. Would rather have 100 duck-sized elephants or 1 elephant-sized duck?

15. Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day?

16. Would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 seconds or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days?

17. Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?

18. Would you rather be without elbows or knees?

19. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

20. Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull?

21. Would you rather get married to a zombie or give birth to a zombie?

22. Would you rather have baby vomit on you or vomit on a baby?

23. Would you rather get your wisdom teeth pulled or your butt cheeks pierced?

24. Would you rather use boiling water as eye drops or gargle with sour milk?

25. Would you rather be smacked in the face with a fish or farted on?

26. Would you rather drink water from a vase that has 2-week old flowers, or eat a giant 3-foot spiderweb?

27. Would you rather eat a stranger's toenails clippings once a week or have everything smell like rotten eggs?

28. Would you rather pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee into your mouth one time?

29. Would you rather be a tissue paper or toilet paper?

30. Would you rather eat a dead pigeon or eat a dead dove?

31. Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

32. Would you rather lose all of the money you've earned this year or lose all of the memories you've gained this year?

33. Always hit a red light for the rest of your life or always get slow internet after the sun goes down?

34. Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?

35. Would you rather ace a job interview at your dream job or go on a date with the hottest person you know?

36. Would you rather know the world’s secrets or live ignorantly forever?

37. Would you rather speak to animals or know other people’s thoughts?

38. Would you rather live in a real haunted house or in the middle of a dessert?

39. Would you rather be the person who flips the switch during executions or be the judge who decides who should be executed?

40. Would you rather always have the urge to pee or have to always wear a diaper?

41. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

42. Would you rather be super strong or have x ray vision?

43. Would you rather master a musical instrument or have a photographic memory?

44. Would you rather be always cold or always hot?

45. Would you rather be the smartest person or the funniest person?

46. Would you rather be attacked by an insane murderer or be given a million dollars every day for the rest of your life?

47. Would you rather get a paper cut every time you read a book or get a free pair of Jordans?

48. Would you rather become an unknown superhero or a famous average person in history books?

49. Would you rather have your own robot or a private jet?

50. Would you rather be in a ballet class or a salsa class?

51. Would you rather have an extra toe or extra finger?

52. Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?

53. Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you once a month or a pet porcupine that quilled you once a month?

54. Would you rather have an odd-shaped nose or odd-shaped ears?

55. Would you rather have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent?

56. Would you rather still be bathed in maple syrup by your mother or by your grandmother?

57. Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

58. Would you rather have small bad things happen to you for a month or one bad thing happen to you?

59. Would you rather be get trapped inside a video game or have that video game come to life in the real world?

60. Lose access to social media or Free wi fi for the rest of your life?

61. Would you rather have a horses tail or a unicorn horn?

62. Would you rather sneeze chocolate or have your tears taste like cheese?

63. Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?

64. Would you rather it rain marshmallows or skittles?

65. Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?

66. Would you rather be the world’s best actress or singer?

67. Would you rather have cookies or cake?

68. Would you rather have good grades or be good at sports?

69. Would you rather go to the amusement park or spend a day with your favorite cartoon character?

70. Would you rather become 5 years older or 2 years younger?

71. Would you rather do something you love and make just enough money to get by or do something you hate but make billions of dollars?

72. Would you rather have a terrible boss but a great job or a great boss but a terrible job?

73. Would you rather have a job where you talk to people all day or a job where you stay at your desk by yourself all day?

74. Would you rather live in New York City or London?

75. Would you rather go for a company with thousands of staff or go for a company with just a few hundred staff?

76. Would you rather have a 10-hour dinner with a headstrong politician from an opposing party, or attend a 10-hour concert for a music group you detest?

77. Would you rather be poor and work at a job you love, or rich and work at a job you hate?

78. Would you rather be your own boss or work for someone else?

79. Would you rather be in your pajamas or a suit all day every day?

80. Would you rather have a physical meeting with other coworkers or have an online meeting with other coworkers?

81. Would you rather stay in or go out for a date?

82. Would you rather meet your partner’s siblings first or their closest friends first?

83. Would you rather only be able to have one child, or have to have seven?

84. Would you rather go to a bar, a club, a house party for a good time, or just stay home for quiet TV dinners?

85. Would you rather find true love for 1 year or be in a stale relationship for 100 years?

86. Would you rather be stuck with your spouse in a tree house or in a tent on a rainy day?

87. Would you rather work a morally questionable job that makes a lot of money or a job that helps a lot of people but doesn’t make much money?

88. Would you rather have date night every week or date night every month?

89. Would you rather make a huge salary but have to give everything above minimum wage to charity, or have a mid-range salary and be able to spend it on whatever you want?

90. Would you rather have a lover who’s obsessed with pets or one who doesn’t like pets?

91. Would you rather chew a raw onion for 10 minutes or two raw heads of garlic for 30 minutes?

92. Would you rather have to eat one jar of jam every day for 10 years, or never be able to eat bread for 20 years?

93. Would you rather have the only beverage you can drink be water or the only food you can eat be a salad?

94. Would you rather have cheddar popcorn or popcorn with movie theatre butter?

95. Would you rather have cake or cookies for dessert?

96. Would you rather live in a world with no caffeine or a world with only raw food?

97. Would you rather eat pizza or ice cream as your own meal for the rest of your life?

98. Would you rather be vegetarian or carnivorous?

99. If it meant you could save pizza or spicy food from extinction?

100. If you were responsible for choosing whether the world would have bagels or doughnuts, which one would you choose?

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Star Wars: Darth Vader #44 (Marvel, March 2024) Rebels 10th Anniversary variant cover by Caspar Wijngaard

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