#Dumb American brain

[floralcavern]

I always get caught off guard when I remember so many of my mutuals have different accents from me. Like, of course they do, it’s not surprising. Not everyone talks like me, especially since so many of my moots are from Israel. But you just don’t really think about it until fricken @david-goldrock send an audio clip of his voice and you’re like “Oh ya, accents are a thing-”

Just like how you don’t really think about time zones until they tell you it’s 2 am where they are and it’s only 7 pm for you lol

#Time zones #accents #Dumb American brain #/j #moots #Israel

[citrussmootee]

i finaallly got to play one of my dream games WEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE

#alice madne #alice liddell #art #my art #ive been rotting GODDD steam sale has me playing games during break instead of drawing #mb wrist has been a pain too O(-( #alice madness returns fanart #alice liddel fanart #fanart #horror #american mcgee's alice #i took some liberty with her dress. GUILTTYY #i wanted it to be like the caterpillar but more based on her butterflies EUGH im so EUG HHHHHH #the brain rot for this game has been going on for 10 YEARS #getting a hold of the game has been so hard and i couldnt play it before because i was dumb with computers #thank god its back on steam tho WEEEPEEEEEE

[tinsil]

a pure heart and an impaired judgement

#sports related brain injury esp from rugby & american football is actually very serious but this is just a dumb doodle bc i was remembering #MASSIVE TEEN RUGBY PLAYER jonathan (& dio) #jojo's bizarre adventure #phantom blood #jonathan joestar

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Happy birthday 😁

hope 19 makes you taller

tyty!!!

why is everyone telling me to get taller 💔

#ask #IM NOT THAT SHORT GUYS IM 5’3 #(160 cm i think???? dumb american brain working in overtime over here)

[niishi]

Don't do a thinkpiece on skypiea if you're going to completely ignore white christian settler colonization and indigenous genocide. Just don't talk about it.

#its so wild how smart ppl who watch one piece are #yall can write theories all day long and im like wow yall are so smart #but when it comes to skypiea you go braindead #i do not believe youre that stupid #that you dont recognize it #i genuinely just think youre anti indigenous #and dont want to recognize anything doing with indigenous genocide bc you benefit so much from it #ive been looking online for anything that has an intelligent take on skypiea and i havent found much #ppl comparing it to palestine #which is fair #but imo wano represents that situation a lot better #its pretty obvious skypiea is commentary on the indigenous genocide of north america #i think you guys forget that #by tens of millions #and hundreds of years #thats the biggest and longest lasting genocide in human history #nothing in history comes anywhere close to what was done to indignenous north americans #i know yall dont care and dont take it seriously #but odas not a fucking brain dead dumb ass bitch #obviously hed make one of the most important arcs in the series revolve around a significant real world event #its even the way that he went out of his way to show that the indigenous ppl are somewhat sovereign #but theyre STILL being targeted by the white ppl and controlled by white christian colonization

[constantvariations]

Every single time I hear someone try to claim that the White Fang was based on the Irish Troubles, I roll my eyes so hard they pop out of my skull and roll down the street like a Chef Boyardee commercial

Obviously there's no grounds to argue that the fantasy anti-racism group is Um AcTuAlLy based around an international conflict that heavily featured religion, but even IF the White Fang was based on the Troubles, it'd fail as an allegory quite miserably due to one thing:

There's no real religion in Remnant

The Salem/Oz godhood died out, no one remembers the idiot brothers, and anything else is tossed into supplemental hell

The only thing in the show proper is the Albain brothers and that's only aesthetic. They're just committed to the bit, baby!

But sure rwby rabids, keep drinking the cockbite kool-aid. It's working wonders on your braincells

#rwde #this 'theory' is so stupid i can feel my brain oozing out from my ears #the crew literally said it was based on the civil rights movement #and i know damn well that no texan (or american in general) were ever taught the troubles in school #these clowns probs didnt even know it existed until someone tossed that hat in the ring #irish folk i am so sorry these dumb bitches be saying this shit #yall deserve better

[theboost]

All of the rocky movies are on Netflix so I’ve been skim watching them and I truly think the greatest flaw of the character rocky balboa is not taking his brother in law out back with a baseball bat and beating him with it until something turned into pulp

#man sly stallones directing is rough in rocky 4. though I do always love to see dolph lundgren #there’s a robot here? I don’t understand the robot. I think Paulie is fucking this robot. the movie stops dead to show us the robot #I’m also not sure if rocky is supposed to have brain damage in this one? I know he for sure has it in 5 #I’m sooooo fascinated about this. apollo dies because he’s trying to win the cold war and then rocky wins it for him. it’s so dumb #rocky doesn’t care about politics! he cares about making his wife laugh. also like. sly. my man. I know #okay hold on. there’s a musical number happening. obviously the point is supposed to be American flash versus Russian simplicity but it’s so #strange. anyway I know sly wrote the first one but like he gets that’s apollo isn’t especially patriotic right. it was a gimmick for the #bicentennial. that’s why he had the American flag shorts. and rocky wearing them in 3 was symbolic because it was apollo passing the torch #guys I think this movie might be bad #weird tangent tag

[curiosity-killed]

we do not need to engage with all posts. sometimes people can be stupid on the internet and it's fine, actually. we do not need to correct people for making grandiose statements based on knowledge they acquired at age 11 and haven't updated since <- said through gritted teeth

#normally i'm not that peeved by like minor dumb shit on the internet #but this post about how ballet and american football are equivalent in terms of injury/shouldn't be allowed/etc #is rubbing me the wrong way #and the number of people being like well ACTCHUALLY i danced till i was ELEVEN and it should be BANNED #is. much more annoying as it turns out #this is not to say that ballet doesn't have many many many problems #including the harm that can happen in terms of injury and body image #and the classism racism sexism etc etc we can go on for a while here #but the way it's framed in this post and the way ppl are responding to it is making me remarkably annoyed #which is why i'm grumbling on my blog instead of responding to the post itself #bc we do NOT need to respond #hnnnnn #also. will freely admit that i'm probably a lil extra testy about it after 5 hr of class/rehearsal today #and killing my freeds after 2 hr :') #WHY shoes #anyway to the person who said pointe should be banned until they come up with specialized shoes to reduce the damage #GUESS WHAT #that's why they have pointe shoe fitting specialists #and yes! access to and equitable/fair treatment in those environments is troubled #but we are not running headfirst at each other until we all have super duper brain damage #okay. it's fine. it's fine. #upon further reflection i think a solid 75% of my irritation comes from calling ballet a sport. this is a hill i have been angrily guarding #since i was like 12 #and am actually right about it. anyway. again. It's Fine. I'm letting it go

[kirnet]

the scene that infuriated me the most in tlj was that rey mirror scene, and it actually didnt have anything to do with the scene itself video or acting wise, it was that rey NARRATES it in the PAST TENSE and there is literally no other fucking case of that happening in the rest of the films

#im pretty sure. im not watching it to confirm #i went 'what the fuck was that' in the theater. i have dumb american action movie brain its really hard to knock me out of a movie #ramblings

[doomfox]

Pissing off your werewolf co-student

“Student 1: “Oh SHIT it’s Kessler! HEY!! KESSLER!!!”

David: “Oh no...”

Student 2: “Come on man, do the Thing!”

David: “I don’t WANA do the Thing! I wanna go home and sleep so I can pass my law degree!”

Student 3: “Come ooooooon, man! Do it!”

David: “NO!”

*Chanting* DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT-”

David: “FINE BUT I SWEAR FRANK YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER DUMB CRAP I DO”

*One werewolf transformation later*

*Cheering* 

Student 1: “SOMEBODY BEER THIS GUY!”

#An american werewolf in london #back on my dumb AAWIL crap #David's back home just having Times #he's very anxious #Which helps set it off out of cyclde #but he's alright #not murderous just kinda impulsive so he gets into trouble #dumb dog brain #Ima go over here #SHIT WHY DID I GO OVER HERE #The infamous Guardrail Incident #took the fire department an hour to get his head unstuck

[trimmtrabbing]

american libs are so fucking dumb

#no yeah biden does everything from the goodness of his heart #sorry after mark hamill israel/indigenous ppl post sequences i have a seething hatred for every dumb fucking white american liberal #obvs that wasnt the worst post made in light of recent events (by far unfortunately) but something abt it broke my brain #i hate white american waspy libs so much KYS!!!!! u stupid imperialist freaks

[kittykatinabag]

A short list of the things I desperately miss from the US:

Antiperspirant that actually works as intended

Good Asian food

Good American BBQ

Target

Cheap shipping

The United States Postal Service

Good Mexican food

Good Asian grocery stores

American candy brands

Cheap energy bills

Not immediately being out grouped because I have an American accent

3rd places not reliant on drinking culture

Good breweries and craft beer

Good craft stores

My normal skincare products

REI

Ben and Jerry's pints under $7/pint

My favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor Milk and Cookies

Good takeout places

Smoking being uncommon

Normal sized fridges

Good vegetables

Good fruit

Screens on windows in the summer time to keep the bugs out

Parks/Green spaces that are open 24/7

#late night ramblings #not related but im also big annoyed at my uni right now #its a whole situation that i probably should write about but im just too short circuited right now to #tbh i think half the problem is none of the people im talking to here will even validate how im feeling #everyone fucking defaults to problem solving for me or explaining how their dumb executive functioning brains would go about solving things #and im like great but my executive function does not function and I need specialized help for idk something anything #because ive tried it all barring cocaine and its not fucking getting better #and im still kind of traumatized from getting therapy here and how it made things worse due to me having to explain American culture #and the therapist just not even trying to understand how any person could live like that #and telling me that no its my confidence that's the problem not anything else #even though i specifically went to her because i was having executive dysfunction problems not self criticism problems #im just so tired

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#fucking. god dammit. i hype myself up like: fuck it i dont want a uk phd #and then i fucking pre interview. which was a full on fucking hour long interview and im reminded how #fucking cool the project is. like hhhhh why cant u b in the us???? #they can only pick one candidate. and like oh yea we could send u to the arctic or southern ocean #fuck u thats so cool hhhhhh ugh. im hoping when i visit [redacted] school i fall in love so completely that i can say no #but ugh its so so cool. and i feel like they were impressed with me. like i feel the interview went well #and one guy was like: even if u dont end up here youll have a stellar research career. and im like 😭 #like i kno im not a perfect fit for the project but like im. i think my brain is good at some things so i could contribute things #ugh now im all shaky a sweaty. and after i visit the other school i have to immediately let the uk school kno if i wanna comit to them #then i could maybe visit the lab. tho idk when id have the time to fucking fly to the uk #uuuuuugh school bullshit. so stressful. but im glad they think what ive done is cool #like i feel so dumb all the time bc the trauma of being dyslexic in the american public school system that as soon as someone says im smart #or impressive im like 😭😭😭 #also they asked how i feel abt writing papers and i was like: convention is bullshit and i dont think thats what the guy was expecting lmao #its true tho. fuck convention. challenge convention. be open to new ideas. otherwise whats the point #sigh. well i felt awful this morning. i mean. its only like 9.30 now but i feel a bit better now #since my last interview was a disaster i feel way better abt my interviewing skills now. which is good bc i have 2 more looming #unrelated

[navree]

I would say claiming to be from a culture you are not (I don't mean you, just in general) is pretty offensive, even if it's a 'white' culture. Especially if you have never engaged with that culture and only use it as a talking point or in a "I'm so cool cause I'm not completely American because I'm from (insert place)" even if you've never been there, you can't speak the language and you can't even place it on a map. Especially if you are actually encountering someone from the culture you say you are from when again, you're actually not.

Also girl, taking AP classes in your (foreign) native language is cheating!!! Take this good humourly because my sister definitely did the same thing in our language and a French friend of mine took French. But yk what they say: work smarter, not harder. Xd

God Europeans wanna be oppressed so fucking bad. Get a hobby go outside touch grass pay reparations to the entire rest of the world for having to put up with your bullshit. Absolutely no one cares least of all me.

"take this good humourly" no :) twat :)

#personal #answered #anonymous #i'm not even gonna entertain this argument i'm being serious #'claiming to be from a culture' shut upppppppp #why is y'all's fucking definition of things like culture and society and ethnicity and nationality and immigration #soooooooooooo fucking black and white #are you five years old? are you an infant? do you have brain damage? #this is cuz i've said that europeans aren't allowed to complain about any other people isn't it #(which isn't entirely true france is allowed to complain about the uk and the us and the nazis but that's kinda it) #but man some people really heard like indigenous americans complaining about cultural appropriation and blood quantums #and assumed that meant it could apply to the consequences of their own centuries of colonialism #and decided to play victim accordingly #but like y'all not. at all. if the majority of europe sunk into the sea i think most people would cheer #france can stay because again french and also if my aunt doesn't ever let me meet macron i'll be pissed #greece and italy can stay because a) greek family b) i like italy and i wanna go back #and the balkans can be allowed and so can ukraine (the entirety of russia could get thanos snapped and i'd throw a party) #anyway fuck you i don't care enough about this to try and pretend this is a remotely meaningful conversation #you're dumb and unimaginative enough to pretend you've got problems i'm bored enough to indulge up to a point

[shilohmoore]

time:  monday, oct 24th 12:30am / 00:30am location: shocktober fest  status: closed to @zibbylapointe​ & @strikercannon

It’s a decision influenced mostly by a combination of the tequila in the Sleepy Hollow cocktails and bottles of pumpkin ale atop a foundation of already-poor impulse control. Shiloh and Beth have been known to terrorize innocent passersby at these events, hitting below the belt by jumping at a crowd who have just escaped one of the haunted houses, assuming they’d be safe beyond the exit signs. In one instance in 2018, they’d made a kid cry and had atone with enough sugar to probably keep the kid up all night. And enough cocktails to pay that kid’s parent a proper apology.

Now, the terrible two have set their sights on Striker Cannon. As he’s resting against a picnic bench for an all-too-short food break, Shiloh and Beth put their plan into motion. 

“Okay, okay,” Shiloh finally gets out after quieting the laughter bubbling up from their core. “Shh! Shh... Okay... Here we go, Bette.”

Hidden in the shrubbery made up to be a haunted maze, Shiloh counts down from three. Then they let out a blood-curdling, banshee shriek. The sound is a diversion made firstly to draw attention and secondly to cover up the sound of Beth’s footsteps now hurdling towards Striker.

#roswellhalloween2022 #i: striker #i: beth #roswell jackass: banshees in our midst #roswell jackass: 001 #my dumb american brain can't handle military time #ready to change anything if needed!! #alcohol tw

[lestatlioncunt]

woke up this morning to my best friend liveblogging to me the wrestling matches as every thursday and my sleepy still-one-eye-closed self read this and thought it was about fenix. my oc fenix. not the wrestler

"thank you for always making me happy fenix" AKDJSKFK yea me

#rena.txt #it's so funny bc he knows about nix and he said a few times he loves him bc he's both an italian but also an american cowboy and also has a #that sounds spanish to him and i was like oh yea right and he just went he's the coolest bitch to me. so yea my first thought was oh my man #fenix? my dumb bitch? and 5 seconds later i switched on my brain and went WAIT HOW. #also yea thats homeboy in his profile picture we almost always have matching pics. rn i have mini butcher. we are missing our the boys time #*a name. idk how i missed that