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popcorn1989 · 1 year

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me and my brain if i can't sleep please tell me i'm not alone

#mine edit #tlk uhtred #tlk cast #uhtred of bebbanburg #sihtric the last kingdom #the last kingdom fandom #arnas fedaravicius #alexander dreymon #funny fight #help me pls 😂#sihtric

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new-44556678 · 7 months

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Wednesday: *Having and altercation (A fight, or argument) with Batman*

Wednesday: My hair is better!

Batman: Well, my car is better!

Enid: I'm a big fan Batman! Can I have a picture?

Batman:

Wednesday: Oh yeah?

Batman: You want one too?

Wednesday: Maybe, maybe later. Maybe...

Enid: Now!

Wednesday: I was just...

Batman and Wednesday fighting

(Something from The Three Stooges, I don't own any of the movies or shows, nor did I help make them. I'm just a fan of Them.)

Enid joins in

(Another scene from The Three Stooges, again I do not own any of the movies or shows nor did I help create them, and I don't know the exact episode or movie of any of these two funny acts are or were so I'm really sorry. Just a fan.)

#Comedy #The Three Stooges #wednesday #wednesday addams #batman #enid sinclair #enid #emma myers #jenna ortega #wednesday quotes #vs #christian bale #christian bale batman #Funny Fight #The Three Stooges funny fight

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thechekhov · 8 months

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ah, childhood.

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #the blissful early years #chekhov draws tlt #chekhov draws the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #see its funny because theyre children who are not allowed to play together #and are both starved of human connection and warm touch #so they get their fill the only way they can #by raising skeletons and fighting said skeletons as a form of exercise #gideon is 7 here and harrow is 6 #you bet your ass harrow still has those teeth #gideons skeletons are the strongest thing she has in her arsenal

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months

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Mike Schmidt wouldn’t last a night in a FNAF game,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf #fnaf movie #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s so funny comparing these two #Michael fighting for his life every night in the games #meanwhile Mike takes a nap thru most of it and builds forts #honestly good for Mike #self care ✨✨#his ass not surviving a game night though 😔

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assiraphales · 8 months

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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

#media illiteracy I am fighting u with a sword #american psycho #halloween #horror comedy #idolizing Patrick is a red flag. thinking he’s a pathetic twerp and finding the film funny is not

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thecinnamonr0ll · 18 days

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Why is NICO considered the 'crazy, insane' son of Hades? he was born in the1930s to a rich family, HE IS GOING TO HAVE MANNERS.

Will 'i went to tartaraus in my cargo shorts' fucking solace on the other hand, for one, he was raised in TEXAS with a country singer mom on the road, he's probably been to ATLEAST 20 different bars, that guy should Is deranged.

change my mind, i dare you

#have i just read several funny fanfics with deranged will?#yes #nico di angelo #will solace #pjo #hoo #riordanverse #pjo hoo toa #imagine this scence guys:#Nico: *sitting calmly at the apollo table watching Will while sighing dreamily*#and then wills just #Will: *Fighting kayla and Austin for fun or screaming at the ares cabin for getting injured (again)*#(the ares cabin is just cowering in a corner)

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dclovesdanny · 3 months

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DcxDp prompt

Teen dad Danny Fenton moving into Crime Alley and getting a reputation for helping. Street kids willing to babysit Ellie and Dan while he’s job hunting can spend the night, have a meal, get cash, whichever they choose. Sec workers who do Ellie’s hair/nails/babysit some nights also get the same benefits. He will treat anyone with injuries for the low price of showing Ellie and Dan their guns/taking them to the observatory/getting him job opportunities.

All of the people in Crime Alley know the single meta dad with two kids, who has helped half the alley at least. Everyone is also aware of how Ellie calls her other parent ‘The Bastard’, and how bad their nightmares are, the ones they have to call Danny for(A few of his repeat guests have seen the scars and burns on his arms. Some of the older street kids recognize that hunted look he gets when people touch him when he doesn’t know they are there. Some of the sec workers notice how protective he is of his kids, and the younger workers. No matter who they are, they all notice how Dan gets quiet and angry when asked about his ‘other dad’. They all have sworn never to let those kids go back to the other dad, Danny included. They are a part of Crime Alley now, and they protect their own)

Danny doesn’t realize how far his reputation goes/how much everyone trusts him until two of his regulars bring in an injured Red Hood, promising him whatever he wants in exchange for him helping their boss.

#loosely based on a fic on ao3 #funny #misunderstanding #dc x dp #they think danny is a teen parent #dad danny #de aged dan #de aged ellie #crime alley has claimed him #he is their meta teen dad now #if Batman tries anything #they will fist fight him #Danny has been adopted by the community #but has no idea

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let-them-fight · 7 months

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TAYLOR SWIFT vs HATSUNE MIKU

#let them fight #tumblr #tumblr tournament #tournament #tournament poll #Taylor swift #tswift #taylorswift #1989 taylor's version #hatsune miku #miku hatsune #miku #vocaloid #sega #she’ll be the only real person in THE TOURNAMENT btw just someone submitted her and it was funny enough #the miku poll

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foldingfittedsheets · 1 month

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My best friend growing up was a matter of convenience over compatibility. The boy across the street was only a year older than me. We had some common interests but our personality types were a terrible clash. I remember fighting with him just as vividly as any peaceful activity.

We were stuck in the same boat though. There was no other kids to socialize with except our odious older brothers, and being together was slightly less wretched than being alone. Most of the time. Our parents joked that we were like an old married couple, always fighting. We’re both gay now.

His family was better off so he brought more toys and video games to the friendship table. My family had more land so we had animals to play with and secret forest clubhouses. We hung out most days but he refused to acknowledge me at school for the sin of being both a year younger and a girl.

He was a terribly sore loser though. When playing fighting games he’d win four out of five rounds but if I won the fifth he’d turn the console off before letting my character do a victory dance. I was fairly prosaic about this. He liked to play them and I went along. When I won I got to suggest other activities.

Now, I mentioned we both had older brothers. His older brother was only three years above him. They scuffled in a normal sibling manner but the older brother was cognizant that he was bigger and stronger and these fights were more what I would characterize as fencing. There was rules and treaties in place.

My older brother was five years older than me. When we fought it was a no holds barred pit fight. I went absolutely feral. Significantly younger and weaker I unleashed my greatest weapon which was absolute berserker tactics. I bit, scratched, went for the balls, I was a menace. I paid no heed to any injury done to me if it let me land another strike. Most of our fights ended in a stalemate of me pinned or him bleeding too profusely to continue harassing me.

I never considered that I was getting more fighting experience than my friend. When scuffles broke out between us without a controller in hand I won every time. He’d jokingly smack me and we’d go down in a ball of flying hair and monkey screeches, but I always ended on top.

The trouble was, I found, that afterward he was no fun at all. His fragile childhood masculinity couldn’t take these defeats from someone younger and more female than him and he’d always sulk home afterward. I didn’t care for that, especially because fighting him was much more fun than my horrible brother.

Then one day I found the secret. I’d whapped him far too hard upside the head and he began to cry immediately. Full of guilt I whimpered that he’d really hurt my knee. He stopped crying. He hurt my knee? Then we were even! He’d hurt me just as badly and therefore the fight was a draw.

I was delighted by this logic. Every fight thereafter I saw no shame in playing up some injury he’d dealt me retroactively. I had no pride to lose and shamelessly acted beaten to avoid hurting his feelings. Our fights were milder as a result, and we both went away feeling elated by the childhood violence rather than defeated.

#ramblies #funny #story #ffs foibles #writing #fighting #the boy across the street

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isaacz · 5 months

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