#GET ME THE F U C K OUTTA HERE | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bepenikki · 16 days

Note

Oh geez, just shut up! Now get outta the way I'll Knock! Knock! on all the riff raffs As for the unreasonable conformists I'll kick! Kick! You high in the sky Make a hole I don't need your Shut up! Justice at all Thank you so much for the warning Shut up! Great work out there today, too

Oh my! Thanks a lot, Person A This might seem sudden, but please get out of here They are them, we are we You can't even compare us This will definitely get everyone excited, now Coordinate! Coordinate! I'll land the punch-line gracefully Your purity is truly beautiful The one who becomes defiant is victorious

Show off your aesthetic, stride through life pridefully I'm pulling the trigger now "Clear the way!!!" No matter what point in time We'll have the standing ovation I gave it a passing mark and let it go

One, two, three Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am

"What's it to you???" Your values don't matter Shut up! To me at all Thank you so much for the warning Shut up!

Outsiders aren't allowed Shut up! In my world Thank you for understanding Shut up! Great work out there today, too

Wow! You sure seem like a busybody, But just so you know, this is none of your business They are them, we are we I don't need to show off how superior I am I don't even have high expectations of you, c'mon Repeat after me Well whatever, this is good enough If you keep on gloating like that, Nothing will hurt or sting at all

It's completely fine to live your life the way you want, right? Spit out everything that tastes horrible I'll show my emotions straightly, just like a child To summarize, for now, I want to love

One, two, three Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah Just the way I am Singing my praises Yah, yah

Four, three, two, fuck you Listen up y'all, as this is it The words that I'm speaking are factitious

Kankrilicious definition; gifting trigger warnings (Ugh!) You never know when you might go offend me without knowing You can see me, please don't squeeze me I'm not easy nor I sleazy I have reasons why I leave them I'm a vow that I am keeping

Kankrilicious (So factitious) I'm slightly loquacious And if you were suspicious I am not repetitious Blow my whistle [whistle] That puts the trolls on high alert Then they'll be lining down the block just to hear what I've got (Four, three, two, one)

So factitious (It's hot, hot) So factitious (I'll put the trolls on high alert) So factitious (They want a slice of what I'vе got) I'm Kankrilicious (W- w- w- w- w- wordy, wordy)

Kankrilicious def- [def echo] Kankrilicious dеf- [def echo] Excuse me but I'd appreciate it if you'd just let me fin-! [def echo]

Kankrilicious definition make my peers go crazy They always claim they like me Yet keep trying to escape me I am K to the A, N, K, the R the I And there's not another soul who can compete against my-

I'm Kankrilicious (So factitious) Can't help I'm a genius Don't mean to offend but my vocab is stupendous A's in English (Oh, whee) I'll put your mind on high alert It takes a lot of comprehension to understand what I'm saying (Four, three, two, one)

So factitious (It's hot, hot) So factitious (You put the trolls on high alert) So factitious (They want a slice of what you've got) So factitious

Hold up

Honey, honey, honey If you really want me Then maybe get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'm so wordy, wordy If you stop me, stop me It'll drive me crazy

V to the A to the N T A S – damn, you're wordy, V to the A to the N T A S- damn, you're wordy F to the A to the C T I T I O U S, F to the A, to the, to the, to the- shut up Kankri!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round always looking at me up and down waiting for my (Ugh!) I just want to say it now – don't want to stir up any drama, but it's the fifth time that you've been trigger warned And I know I'm coming off as a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how they just want to hear it What I'm trying to tell, that I'm not completely unsusceptible

'Cause they say I am Factitious (So factitious) I'm slightly loquacious And if you were suspicious I am not repetitious Blow my whistle [whistle] That puts the trolls on high alert Then they'll be lining down the block just to hear what I've got [got got got] Four, three, two, one

Can't help I'm a genius Don't mean to offend but my vocab is stupendous A's in English (Oh, whee) I'll put your mind on high alert It takes a lot of comprehension to understand what I'm saying

So factitious So factitious So factitious I'm Kankrilicious (W- w- w- w- w- wordy, wordy) So factitious So factitious So factitious I'm Kankrilicious (W- w- w- w- w- w- w- w- w- w- w- w- w-)

V to the A to the N T A S – damn, you're wordy, V to the A to the N T A S- damn, you're wordy V to the A to the N T A S – damn, you're wordy, V to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the F to the A to the C T I T I O U S, F to the A to the C T I T I O U S F to the A to the C T I T I O U S, F to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the V to the A to the N T A S – damn, you're wordy, V to the A to the N T A S- damn, you're wordy V to the A to the N T A S – damn, you're wordy, V to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the F to the A to the C T I T I O U S, F to the A to the C T I T I O U S F to the A to the C T I T I O U S, F to the A to the, to the, to the, to the- shut up Kankri!

3 notes · View notes

nii-chans-rabiddogs · 1 year

Text

Promotion?

TW: gun mention, choking. wrote this in an hour, based off of a dream i had lol.

@cupcakes-and-pain @kim-poce @maracujatangerine if yall wanna read <3

“Detective~ what's with the warehouse? I thought I was the villain, silly.” I called out, trotting towards Detective Gunner in the middle of the messy warehouse. Tools and papers were scattered everywhere on the floor and tables, inviting me to parkour around them, so obviously I chose the loudest route possible.

“Guess what? Today, I went to that one cake shop, y’know, the one with the glitter? Can you believe they didn’t let me buy one? It’s not like I was ordering everything on the menu, either, I just wanted a chocolate cake with blue frosting and they said no! Like, c’mon. You steal a cake one time- hey, what’re you doing?”

“Ghost. Leave me alone, or shut up.”

Well, that was rude. For a guy so Detective-y looking, you’d think he’d be nicer. Or polite-er.

“I mean, I know I talk alot, but that’s a bit unwarranted, ain’t it? I just got here, and you’ve been avoiding me for forever now. Wait, isn’t that Hunter? Why’re you looking at photos of Hunter? I mean, I guess he is kinda hot, but he’s the city supervillain, and you’re like, the ugliest detective here. Your personality could maybe probably sorta make up for it. I can-”

“Ghost, Fuck. Off. I’m not dealing with your shit today.”

Damn, he practically snarled at me. Maybe I should leave him alone? But where’s the fun in that, besides, it's not like he can do much. Also I wanna help him hook up with Hunter, but how would I get Hunter’s attention? I guess I could- oh yeah, Phoenix. He knows all about Hunter.

“I suppose I could, but only if you promise to let me help you two hook up!” I loudly stated, walking around him in my 18th circle in the five minutes we've been talking. Detective Gunner looks pretty pissy, I wonder why. Wait, those photos look like those case ones, but I don't remember him ever having access to supervillain cases. He finally got promoted?

He finally looked up at me, and yeah, he’s an angy boi. He stomped off towards what might be a coffeemaker in the back, so I followed him. And also kicked everything I could on the way. Glancing over the table with the maybe-coffee on it, I saw more photos and case-stuff about Hunter. There’s also a box full of handcuffs, but not the super-handcuffs. Either the Detective is very into this man, or he really, really, really wants to arrest him.

Detective Gunner just downed a whole pot of coffee like a shot, w h a t t h e f u c k. He turned and looked at me, just staring for a bit. Maybe five minutes, maybe 32 seconds, who knows? Not me! I stared back while grabbing a handful of handcuffs to mess with. I can turn these into noisemakers, oooooooohhhhh, fun. Mr. Gunner Sir very suddenly glances towards the cuffs with a very odd face that I Do Not Like.

“Detective? What’s- hey, lemme go, what’re you doing? That hurts, jeez-” I yammered, trying not to trip over all the stuff on the floor. Detective Gunner ignored me, yanking me along by my wrist to the pipes at the back wall. The cuffs in my other hand jangled with every step, and he very abruptly ripped two outta my hands, OW. Wait-

“You’re not seriously gonna cuff me up back here? It’s so lonely, I can't even see you past that oddly tall toolbox. Why do you even have a- OW, hey! That, why is that so tight, it hurts, stop!”

Detective didn’t say anything, but he yanked my left hand out to the side and cuffed it onto the pipes too. I can feel my right hand losing blood flow already, why are these so tight? The detective was already back at the coffee desk, shoving things around like he’s looking for something in particular, which isn’t a fun thought. Finally he pulled out a handgun, staring at it for all of 3 seconds before whipping around and grabbing some rope before storming his way through the mess between us. I don’t want him to get any closer, actually, so-

“If you could stay back that’d be great, please. That- i don’t like the look on your face, don’t, stop getting closer, I-” I yelped, yanking hard on the cuffs, cringing back into the wall. Detective isn’t supposed to be scary, why is he like this?!

He glared at me, grabbing my chin and slamming my head back into the wall, before yanking my jaw open and- argh! I choked on the muzzle of the gun, thrashing and trying to get the damn thing out. It hurt, digging into the back of my throat, making me tear up and cough. I stared at the Detective, helpless as fuck while he looped the rope around my head and over the handle of the gun, then crossing another loop around and finally knotting it tight against the side of my face. Blinking back tears, I tried to breathe, but I choked again on the damn gun. The detective got up and walked off like i wasn’t choking to death on a fucking handgun he shoved down my throat. I know he was angry, but i didn’t think- he never does anything, why, it hurts-

I tried to watch where he was going but the fucking tall ass toolbox blocked the way. He wasn’t just gonna leave me here, was he? I tried yanking on the handcuffs again, but they just cut into my wrist and made everything worse. Why is he so mad?

I tried to ignore the pain, but the lack of breathing was a lot harder. I can’t even grab anything, not with how he cuffed my hands out to the sides. Pausing and focusing on not choking every other second, I tried to figure out what to do, but it was getting increasingly hard to think rationally.

“I’ll be back in a bit, Ghost, I finally got a lead. After this, HR can’t not promote me, and Hunter will be in jail. Maybe if you learn to shut the fuck up, I’ll let you go.” Detective Gunner shouted, and- wait, he can’t just leave me here, that’s not, this isn’t how it's supposed to go! He slammed the door and- and he actually just left me here. He- he left.

Suddenly, the gun wasn’t the only thing stopping me from breathing. The panic I’m trying not to focus on just got so much louder, and the tears I've been holding back finally start to fall. He’ll be back, right? He has to, he- he has to!

#whump writing #gun mention #my ocs #Ghost #Detective Gunner #poor ghostie just trying to have fun on his 19th birthday #poor boy Did Not choose the right time to talk to Mr. Detective Gunner #to be fair tho you cant predict random insanity over a promotion so maybe stop trusting people so willingly ghost #its not good for you #anyways i have ideas for this world but i have only thought about it for like 3 hours #and i used one to write this my thoughts really do be working hard #now if only i could write fast enough to get all the ideas down :(

22 notes · View notes

thatonebandgeek · 2 years

Text

yOu tALk?!

a/n: i love the quiet shy himbo charecter, they are just *mwah* chefs kiss.

summary: mk wants to learn more about the shy new waiter at the noodle shop but unknown to him the new waiter wants to learn about him.

warnings: wukongs horrid love advice

“Alright Pigsy I’mma head out with orders! Be back soon!”

(m/n) sighed as he watched Mk leave. It was a month into his new job at Pigsy’s noodle shop as a waiter and he still hadn’t plucked up the courage to talk to Mk. Not once! Like he knew he was shy but come on! The whole reason he got this job in the first place was because he had over-heard some friends talking about a cute waiter who worked there and (m/n) wanted to check it out.

Now (m/n)’s friends are never usually right but just this once maybe they were. Mk was so much more than cute. He was sweet and charming and kind and thoughtful and beautiful and sexy and-

“ QUIT SLACKIN NEWBIE’ !”

“S-sorry Pigsy! I’ll get back to it!” Mei giggled from across the shop.

“Don’t be too hard on him Pigsy! He’s probably thinking about Mk~”

w h a t

w h a t i n t h e f u c k

“Ohhh~ So our new boy likes Mk huh?”

(m/n)’s face burned red as he spluttered out excuses and lies.

“ W-well I don’t really like Mk he’s a friend ya know?! He’s just a very,very...very pretty firend who’s way outta my league...”

Sighing, Pigsy put a hand on (m/n)’s shoulder,” Listen kid, I get that your shy but ya really need to man up and tell Mk how ya feel. Lettin’ it out will feel better than keepin it in. I mean the worst he can do is say no right?”

Mei chimes in,” Pigsy’s right (m/n)! You need to tell Mk that you like him. Mk’s really nice so even if he says no you can still be friends right? And ain’t that better than nothing?”

Mei was right! You needed to grow a pair and tell Mk how you felt! Even if he didn’t like you you could still be friends.

“ A-alright. I’ll do it!”

meanwhile at sun wukongs temple with mk

“ I don’t know what to do Monkey King! I really like (m/n) but he never talks to me! I think he hates me!”

“Wow. This. Is. Sad.”

Mk let out a sigh of relief,” Thank god! I’m so happy you underst-”

“ I’m the Great Sage Equal to Heaven and I’m dealing with hormonal teenage romances!”

That was not what Mk was expecting.

“ Really Monkey King?! I come here for advice and you just whine about how my problems bother you?!”

Rolling his eyes, Wukong sighs,” Listen kiddo I just think he’s shy. Maybe he wants to talk to you but he’s too scared that you won’t want to talk to him.”

“You really think that?”

Wukong sweats,” Totally my guy! I’m definetley not bulshitting you at all noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....”

“ Thanks Monkey King! When I get back to the shop I’ll tell him how I feel!”

Turning on his heel Mk speeds out of there like ldb is behind him.

a/n: lost all motivation at the end if ya’ll want a part 2 lemme know

8 notes · View notes

moon-ursidae · 2 years

Text

GAME SESSION 5 RECAP

i’m super sad to say that this might be the last session recap! i want to try to finish the game tonight bc i feel like i’m so close to the ending. idk what i’m gonna do with my life afterwards haha

i plan on writing a big post about my experience playing this game as a whole, and other thoughts i had other than me just writing down gibberish as i play lmao. i just love this game to fucking bits.

as per usual, spoilers for both games and the hbo series below!!

i genuinely am scared to finish this game bc it’s been the only thing that’s kept me going this week before the semester 😳

hours played: 3-4ish?

ALRIGHTY FOLKS! SHOWTIME!

alright so we’re at the section called highway exit

starting off in the stairwell directly after joel asked ellie if she really wanted to go through with this

“well i ain’t leavin without ya. let’s go wrap this up.” ALREADY STARTING OFF WITH A BANG HUH?

i love them.

this poor dude died on the shitter

elvis?? HAHA SORRY

“i’m sorry joel.” “that’s okay ellie.” 😭😭 AHH

i genuinely could not imagine losing your daughter like that, then having to move on so fast for your own survival. fucking insane.

and the piano in the back? so beautiful

SHE TOOK THE PICTURE OF SARAH AND JOEL😭😭

“well, no matter how hard you try, i guess you can’t escape from your past. thank you” AFTER HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH😭😭😭

oh my god that is very much a bloater

THERE ARE SO MANY?? WHY??

that had me C L E N C H I N G

“that’s something you can do when we’re done.” “what?” “teach me how to swim” “you got it.” go away i’m emotionally unstable

oh god it’s the hospital

every time they tell each other to be careful, specifically ellie telling joel to be careful and he ALWAYS reassures her. like just now i’m ferrying her across on the palette and she said “be careful” and joel responded “i gotcha” UGH my heart strings dude. they’re being tugged

joel pulling a nathan drake w the ladder breaking lmao

i’m amazed i figured out how to get across that fast

oh damn these are some rapids

i have an inkling something is going to give way and joel or ellie is going to be swept away by the current

“you’re gonna catch me?” “i got you” 😭😭

“see? you didn’t even need me” I’M GONNA CRY HE’S SUCH A DAAAAD

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY DUDE

OH MY GOD ELLIE NOO

HER JUST FLOATING STOP IT

OH MY GOD

HE’S AT GUNPOINT BUT STILL GIVING CPR OH MY GOD😭

“c’mon ellie” DESPERATELY GIVING CPR

NOOOOO FUCK THAT GUY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT

MARLENE!

“and ellie?” SUCH. A. DAD.

“it was her. she fought like hell to get here.” crying in da club

“maybe it was meant to be” yes that they bonded and became father and daughter. was absolutely meant to be i agree.

”take me to her.” “you don’t have to worry about her anymore. we’ll take ca-“ “i worry. just let me see her please.”😭😭😭😭

they’re so hopeful for a vaccine no matter what and he’s just so worried about ellie🥺

“find someone else” JOEL ANGY

aye! lay off my man here bro

yoooo i didn’t know marlene knew her that long!

“then why are you letting this happen?” the desperation and anger in his voice :(

“if he tries anything, shoot him.” marlene all due respect but i feel as though joel is the one that will be doing the shooting

THE WAY JOEL LOOKED BACK AT HIM AFTER HE WAS SHOVED 🫢

this dude is so fucked

BRO DO NOT F U C K WITH JOEL OH MY GOD

“i don’t have time for this” GODDAMN

this shit is so intense my hands are SWEATING and i only just cleared the first area of fireflies

the west wing? but i was taught by beauty and the beast to never go there! lmao

that guy coming out of the door scared the shit outta me

OOF this surgeon’s recording about ellie’s immunity and that it’s huge for the better of mankind

wait that would be abby’s dad then right??

damn. marlene’s recording. fucking crazy. i couldn’t imagine being joel though and getting confirmation that they HAVE to kill ellie to make a vaccine.

so in game, it’s april 28th. gotcha. noted

marlene talking about how they radioed in that they spotted an old man and a young girl 💀 joel’s not that old guys c’mon

“yea that’s it. i’m comin’ ellie.”😭😭😭

marlene’s voice recordings :(

she won’t kill joel bc he understands how difficult the choice is

and he’s kept her safe from boston to fucking utah. across the damn country

OH MY GOD THE SURGEON TEAM’S SHADOWS IN THE FUCKING WINDOW

jesus fuck bro

“sweet jesus.”

GUYS LOOK IT’S ABBY’S DAD

one choice and the second game would go SO differently dude.

god seeing ellie on the table hurts my soul

i’m hesitating shooting them dude holy fuck

i shot 2 of them i feel horrible i left the woman i feel horrible oh my god oh my god oh my god

i feel so fucking bad right now i feel so GUILTY

“come on babygirl” 😭😭😭

THE WAY THIS IS SO FULL CIRCLE

I KNOW JOEL IS HAVING FLASHBACKS RN I FEEL HORRIBLE

RUNNING FROM PEOPLE IN GEAR SHOOTING AT HIM WHILE CARRYING HIS DAUGHTER😭😭😭😭😭😭

this music dude. i’m gonna fucking cry.

joel keeps saying that he’s gonna get her out🥺

the way it just fucking cuts to the pov of him driving. insane.

“turn out there’s a bunch more like you ellie. people that’re immune. dozens actually.”

the way he stuttered after the shot of him shooting marlene AH

i kind of hate the way that he’s lying to her, but i understand. we see how it affects them once she learns the truth about what happened.

“i’m takin’ us home” 🥺🥺

“i’m sorry.” HE’S APOLOGIZING FOR SO MUCH THAT SHE ISN’T AWARE OF RIGHT NOW AND THAT UUUGH

i am indeed crying

“you’ll just come after her.” BRO. JOEL.

i fuckin- need a MINUTE bro

another outfit change slay sorry i felt like that was a big switch up from what just happened haha

oooooh i’m playing as ellie? this is weird

“sarah and i used to take hikes like this. i think the two of you would’ve been good friends.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

ELLIE AGREEING🥹😭😭

jackson!

the fucking music is making me emotional

“i struggled for a long time. surviving.” AND THEN RUBBING HIS WATCH I’M FUCKIN- I CANNOT DO THIS

THEM OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“swear to me. swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true.” UH OH.

“i swear.” i-

THE SHOT! THE FAMOUS ELLIE SHOT! AH!

“okay.”

CREDITS?

i- wh-

i’m just kinda sitting here frozen bc i don’t know what to do now

my life is so different now

there was a version of me before playing this game and now i’m here and do not know what to do

it’s bittersweet. i feel like a tightness in my chest bc i’m sad but a happiness as well bc this game was amazing.

chills. goosebumps all over my body.

i cannot believe this is over.

great i’m C R Y I N G now lmao

THE LAST OF US THEME PLAYING NOW YYYEEEAAAAAAAA

HER KNIFE IN THE WINDOW STOP. OH MY GOD.

i have so many things to say, so i’ll do a seperate post on that like i mentioned earlier.

all in all, jesus fucking christ.

#the last of us #the last of us spoilers #tlou #tlou spoilers #joel miller #ellie williams #joel and ellie #mads plays the last of us!🌿#joel miller🌿

7 notes · View notes

tuff-and-fluff-archives · 4 years

Text

Every time I imagine all my f/os meeting each other I start dying cuz I can just imagine Hopper, the most relatively normal (and human) person there, just looking around the room like

#THIS REACTION PIC IS SO ACCURATE TBH #HE'S JUST LOOKING AROUND LIKE '*softly* what the f u c k'#SORRY JIM SHXBXBFB 😂💖#💜: where have all the good men gone #ruby rambles #like he's my most 'normal' f/o so everyone else there would make him be like 'AM I THE ONLY REGULAR PERSON HERE'#even jamie and robotnik who are both 100% human are basically just fuckin insane so poor hopper's like 'get me tf OUTTA HERE' hsbxbxb

2 notes · View notes

transannabeth · 5 years

Text

one of my old high school frienemies has started showing up in my dreams and i would just like to announce that i hate it

#g o d #i know frenemies is like kind of a silly word but #i feel like that really defines us #junior year he made me feel bad/made me cry almost daily #senior year there were times where we were like. real close and once he helped me through a panic attack #and i have no idea why the F U C K he was in my dream last night but when i woke up i was ready to drop kick him #like i was dreaming about some weird competition thing or something...get outta here dude!!!#not pjo #chitter chatter #dreams

3 notes · View notes

explicitred · 2 years

Text

Xiao Swimming/Pool Headcanons - (Male Reader)

Xiao Swim/Pool Headcanons - (Male Reader)

Childe Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667663759802793984/childe-swimmingpool-headcanons-male-reader

Zhongli Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/667754362938048512/zhongli-swimmingpool-male-headcanons

Albedo Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668026149456183296/albedo-swimmingheadcanons-male-reader

Scaramouche Swim/Pool Headcanons: https://explicitred.tumblr.com/post/668116744078032896/scaramouche-swimmingpool-headcanons-male

Might be a bit awkward, but can be easily flustered by you because he knows that you both are having a date🥺😘👀 So have fun and treat this poor hardworking baby well! 🥺✨❤️

It was another regular day. Fight, almond tofu, and no sleep.

Xiao thought for a moment as he finished defeating the Hilichurl camp.

‘Hmm… I feel as if I’m forgetting something…’

But as before, Xiao brushed it off and was about to continue his duties.

When suddenly, he heard footsteps coming towards him.

“Xiao, how are you? Do you need help?”

“Hmph, we Adepti do not need any help. And I’m doing fine, you have no need to ask.

What are you doing here? I thought you had duties.”

You walked closer to him and spoke as he crossed his arms,

“Oh? Don’t tell me you forgot about something we scheduled already?”

Xiao furrowed his brows in confusion, “Something I forgot...?”

“Our date?”

“Ah-”

Xiao’s eyes widened a bit as he blushed brightly, realizing his mistake.

There it was again, his blush.

Why did he seem so much vulnerable around Y/N? Was a question Xiao had asked himself more than he could ever remember.

Xiao did not know why he showed so many emotions when he was with Y/N. Why did he even agree to the date anyway?! And to add to the embarrassment, he kissed Y/N before willingly! All these actions and thoughts resulted in him blushing more and more.

Xiao blushed harder and harder until he looked like he was about to faint from embarrassment and covered his face with his hands hurriedly.

You sweatdropped at him.

“...”

(Xiao being a literal tea kettle with steam coming outta him rn 😗😅)

You kept silently staring at him, questioning him inwardly on what was happening to him.

Now, you weren't oblivious. You could read emotions easily, a skill that complimented you well.

Until he f a i n t e d from humiliation

Your legs quickly dashed towards him and held him before he could fall.

‘So uh- now what do I do without looking like a kidnapper?’

-Because of the recent incident (him fainting from humiliation), Xiao will be on his guard around you and trying not to embarrass himself again 🥲

-So he might seem like he hates the date and is grumpy at the moment, but he adores you very much, so you don't need to worry! 😅☺️

-Since Xiao forgot about the date, he wants to make it up to you but doesn't know-how

-A grumpy, caring, annoyed combo Xiao is what is resulted

-He believes that Yakshas don't need to have what mortal calls “dates”

-Xiao has to fight for Liyue, yet he can't find himself leaving anytime soon

-You managed to coax him into wearing duck floaties

-Yes, d u c k f l o a t i e s

-Absolutely MARVELOUS 😩

-He doesn't get why this is a “swimming date”

-Do you like swimming that much?

-But Xiao can't lie to himself, this was relaxing

-Xiao can swim decently, so you won't need to help him swim

-He was a bit interested in all the sweets and light snacks that you had prepared

-Xiao had wanted to eat the sweets that insisted of:

-Dango, Mochi, Tea Cookies, Parfait, Furutsu Sando (Fruit Sandwich), Crepes, Daifuku etc.

-Usually, he would've passed, but since they were made by you he was a little biased

-When he did try them, he had wanted more

-Xiao had made sure to not eat a lot

-This was a swimming date after all

-But he will note that you can make good dishes

-And yes, he will eat all the almond tofu

You moved a plate of the almond tofu towards him, seeing as he was eyeing it for some time.

You already understood that Xiao liked almond tofu. You were wondering why he was just staring at the tofu; rather than eating it.

Truth be told, he might've remained cold at the exterior; but he was just sheepish.

“Xiao?”

“What is it?”

“Your almond tofu.”

“Thanks.”

Xiao took his fork and ate the almond tofu bit by bit quickly.

You suddenly had an idea.

“Hey Xiao, can I have some too?”

He paused on what you said for a second.

‘It's just sharing food’ Xiao thought to himself. ‘Nothing wrong with that.’

Xiao looked at you, and then his dish.

He felt that one specific feeling again, the one that he felt when he was blushing earlier.

Trying to hide it, he tried suppressing his emotions again. He quickly grabbed a piece of the tofu with his fork and fed you, an attempt of getting this over with quickly.

There it was, he was blushing a bit again.

A hint of faint pink covered his face.

You chewed the tofu while being amused at his reaction.

“Xiao, you do realize that that was an indirect kiss, right?”

Xiao swore he wanted to dig himself up in a hole right now

402 notes · View notes

jaywritesfics · 3 years

Text

Mcyt Drunk Headcanons

Request? nope! But requests are open!!!

Warnings? Cursing, Alcohol, Hangovers, One Nsfw joke for JSchlatt.

Pronouns? Not specified but gender neutral.

Extra notes? Nope! Enjoy my friends!

Quackity

He’s super talkative when he’s drunk.

He’ll even talk to complete strangers like they’re his best friend.

This man always ends up saying the weirdest shit.

“Hey babe, did you know that Hitler was nominated for a Nobel peace prize?”

“How do you know these things-”

Besides his talkative state, he also gets really clingy while drunk.

Almost possessive of you

“Get over here babe, I don’t like how that guy is looking at you.”

“That’s a poster, Alex…”

It’s cute seeing him drunk and jealous.

Mans wants to be with you at all times.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He doesn’t usually have bad hangovers but when he does you take care of him the entire day.

“Babe my fucking head hurts so much....”

“Well maybe that's because you banged your head against the wall while drunk!”

“waaaaaaaaa....”

Karl

He’s just really sweet when he’s drunk <3

Constantly reminding you he loves you and giving you so much affection

“Y/n have I ever told you how much I love you?”

“Yes babe, yes you have… and 3 of those times were just tonight!”

He needs your affection or he will think you don’t love him anymore.

He gets really paranoid as well for no reason…

“Y/n what if we get home and there’s a robber!”

“Karl we are home…”

“AAAAAAAA.”

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would still be hazy and not remember anything from the night before.

You would tell him everything he had said to you and he’d be like:😳😳😳😳

“I said all that? aaaa why do I have to be so embarrassing?”

“It’s ok bubs, it was cute!”

Wilbur

Just like Quackity, he is a talkative mess….

Chatting it up with every person you two cross paths with.

But when he’s drunk he’s also scary…

Not in an aggressive way.

But in a sense that it’s scary trying to guide this giant around while he’s wasted.

It’s like trying to keep a tree from falling down.

He also gets really stubborn and acts like a baby

“Wilbur we have to go.”

“NoooOooooOo…. I don’t WaNnA.”

“Wilbur….”

But eventually, you talk him into leaving, and you two jam to songs in the car.

Blasting your favorite music as you watch him lay all the way back in his seat and basically yell the lyrics….

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He’d wake up feeling tired yet surprisingly well.

“Goodmorning y/n! You look exhausted...”

“Yeah cuz I had to carry you’re 6′5 ass around all night!”

“F u c k I’m soooo sorryyyy.....”

George

I feel like he would just get really flirty and be just so sweet.

Complementing you every 10 seconds

And kissing you every 5…

“Y/n gimmie a kiss kiss…”

“*Nose bleed*”

He just wants to show you all of his affection.

You two would spend the entire night cuddling and whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears.

And in the morning, you would sleep in till noon.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would have a little minor hangover.

Nothing too much, maybe just a headache.

“You fucker. Your so lucky you don’t have to deal with the pain of a real hangover.”

*george crying because his head hurts* “a real hangover...?”

Jschlatt

He would be kinda aggressive but in a cute way.

He would mistake you for someone else and shoo you away if you would try to kiss him.

“Get da fuck outta my face slut! I got a s/o!”

“Uhmm…. I am your s/o?”

If you were at a party it would be a hassle to get him to leave.

He’d be drunkenly dancing to whatever song was on regardless of if he liked it or not.

He’d beg you to let him stay and just act like a baby.

“Y/n… Your soo meann…. You neverr let me stayyy…”

And when he gets drunk…

He goes all the way….

Shot after shot after shot. Going crazy all over the place.

But once you get him to calm down

He’s really sweet

Holding you and praising you the entire night.

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would have a sorta bad hangover but he would just joke all the way through it.

You would do anything he says to make him feel better.

“Hey ya know what you can do to help me?”

“What?”

“Suck my dick.”

“Ight bet.”

“Wait no y/n- I was joking- Y/N!”

Badboyhalo

He rarely ever gets drunk…

Like maybe once or twice a year...

But when he does…

He’s so fucking clueless about everything.

Once he even mistook rat for an actual rat!

“AaAaAA. wHAT IS tHAtttT!??”

“It’s rat?”

“AAAAAA A RAT?”

He’s also really sweet when drunk too.

He gets really clingy and won’t let you go for a second.

“Babe I have to go stream!”

“NooOOoOoOOoOo STayYAYyyayyYY.”

Bonus Hangover headcanon:

He would get really bad hangovers because of the fact he rarely gets drunk.

You two would hold each other the whole day.

Only getting up for food, the bathroom, and you getting things for him.

You would stop him in his tracks if he tried to get up to get himself water.

“No babe let me go get it.”

“Thanks honey... What did I do to deserve you?”

“Everything...”

#quackity #quackity x reader #quackity mcyt #jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt mcyt #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound #badboyhalo #badboyhalo x reader #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot #karl jacobs #karl jacobs x reader #mcyt headcanons

552 notes · View notes

milliumizoomi · 3 years

Note

So bakugo and his s/o were playing fight and they started choking each other to see who would give in first but both of them are stubborn asf lmao They just kept going they weren't even playing no more so they both pass out and denki saw the whole thing and got a video sent it to everyone in class 1-A now it's an inside joke but bakugo and his s/o doesn't even

CHOKEHOLD

Pairings: Bakugou x POC Fem! Reader

Warnings: Strong willed y/n, fluff & crack.

A/n: this request is hilarious to me. This was fun writing so thanks you for the request💕💕.

Your’s and Bakugou’s relationship was nothing ordinary to say in the least. With both of you very loud mouthed and determined it was best to say you were a dynamic duo. If you were in a tag team argument, the other people wouldn’t even stand a chance. But you also had a playful attitude. And you use that attitude to annoy the living shit out of him. You’d always find some way poke at him and make him annoyed.

One day, you were in his dorm lying on his bed. He was at his computer in his room, studying for exams that was coming up. While you layed there on his bed, scrolling through your phone, you quickly got bored. You shut your phone off and threw beside you on the bed. You turned your head to look at your focused boyfriend. You looked at his relaxed features as he flipped the page of his textbook. He felt eyes on him as he shifted his eyes to look at you. When you realized he went to look at you, you quickly turned away.

He studied you some more before shrugging it off and going back to his textbook. You turned back to look at him and then grinned evilly. You were thankful that your boyfriend didn’t see your huge puffs bobbing off the bed and behind him. You slowly stood up and once again prayed to god that he didn’t sense your presence. You then slowly leaned down and bit him on his bicep. “AH WHAT THE FUCK!!" Bakugou yelled. He swatted you away as you fell to the laughing your ass off. "THE HELL YOU DID THAT FOR NERD?!” He questioned. You looked up at him with tears running down your cheeks as you said, “I just wanted to.” After that, more events like this occurred.

This day in particular is when some stuff happened.

You weren’t in the hero course, you were in Support Item Course . So you and Bakugou don’t tend to see each other in classes. And on a very.. interesting day, something rather out of the ordinary happened that had all of class 1-A shocked. Mr. Aizawa had all of the class go to the Department of Support part of school to see what the students would need or would like to add to the hero costumes.

As class 1-A entered the Support room, Mr. Power Loader was there to greet them. “Hello students, today the support course students will be helping you on adjustments and upgrades on your hero costumes. If you need help, Mr. Aizawa and I will be in the teachers lounge” he said as he turned to leave. As he and Mr. Aizawa began to walk out, Mr. Aizawa turned back to the students and said, “I need you all to behave. We will be back by the end of the period so you need to decide now what adjustments and update you would like your hero costumes to have. You all will be in pairs and the names of who is with who is in that box over there. The room you are assigned to go to will also be there.” They began to leave and Mr. Power Loader called in his support course students into the room.

As the support course students walked into the room, everyone was assigned in pairs. So one support course student with one student from the hero course.

Bakugou’s eyes widened and his mouth went dry. You walked in talking to Hatsume wearing most of the old clothes that were his. You were wearing a white tank top that couldn’t fit him anymore, black overalls with the top part hung down and one of his old jackets tied around your waist. Your kinky hair was pulled up into a high puff and you had grease on your face as if you were working on something else before class 1-A walked in.

You looked at him and smiled. His face broke out in a light blush as he grumbled and looked away. You ended up being paired up with him and you were sent to your assigned room.

You two walked through the hallway and soon made it to the room. As soon as you hours made it into the room, you then looked up at Bakugou and your face broke out into an evil smile as you launched yourself at him. You grabbed his head and put him in a chokehold and started to nuzzle his head. “Hi sweetie! Bet you won’t get outta this one!” You laughed as you held onto his head tighter when he tried to wiggle himself out of your hold. “NERD LET ME GO!” He screams at you. “NEVER!” You yelled. Eventually he got free and you were jumping an tables and chairs to escape him as he ran after you. “HELL NO ‘SUKI! ACK! BOY GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME I AINT LETTIN’ YOU FUCK UP MY HAIR!" You screamed as he chased you. He eventually caught you but you in a chokehold. “I ain’t lettin’ you go till you give!” He said as he tightened his grip slightly on you. “W-well.. looks like we finna be here for a while then” you challenge. This went on for a while until you managed to get out of his grip. He then started chase you again to get you back into the chokehold. But you finessed him and he was now the one back into your grip. “AHA BITCH! YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!” You cackled at him. “NO DIPSHIT YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!” He grinned evilly. The next thing you know his own hands come up to your neck and he puts you in a chokehold too. “BOY-“ you said as your grip tightened. “What?! CANT TAKE IT?!” He challenged. “PLEASE THIS AINT NUN’” you said back.

As this was happening, Denki just happened to passing by. He had gotten lost going to the room he was assigned. As he passed by the room you and Bakugou were in, he heard the commotion going on the room. He tiptoed closer to the door and rested his head on the door. He heard the struggle through the door and started to wonder ‘what the hell is going on in there??’ He peered the door open and peeked his head through. His eyes widened at the sight of you and Bakugou having each other in a chokehold. He had to stifle his laugh. You looked like you were about to stumbled and hit your head while Bakugou was turning blue. He took his phone out and started to record what was happening. He stood there for about 5 more minutes recording you both with his phone and watching the two of you struggle in each other’s hold and at this point tears were streaming down his face. “Dude what the fuck..! Their still going at it” he whispered to himself and the video. He could tell that you guys were serious about this now because both of your grips kept getting tighter and tighter. Literally 1 minute later, both you and Bakugou just drop. You both just passed out.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Kaminari cackled and jumped from behind the door. He had stopped recording but was still laughing ‘til he couldn’t breathe. While he was still laughing, he sent the video to all of class 1-A. He sent it with the text attachment, ‘Hey guys you HAVE to see this💀💀.’

After that day, that’s when the inside joke started. But somehow you guys didn’t even get in trouble for not completing what you were assigned to do. But back to the main point, whenever somebody from class 1-A would see you and Bakugou together they would laugh to each other and go “choking is lethal ain’t it.” And you and Bakugou would be so confused because you don’t remember anything from that day at all. You would just stare at them with a blank expression. Then when you would ask they would say “don’t worry about it.” At this point the whole class knew you two were dating which makes it so much funnier. And truth be told you guys never figured out that joke at all.

©Property of sunaslilone. Please don’t rectify, repost or modify without my permission.

Taglist: @uniquabackyardigans @haikyu-whore @kiribis-confesion-page @gm4176 (Open ! click here to be added!)

#{📝}—a.scribbles #bakugou x poc!reader #bakugou x black reader #bakugou x reader #now I jus know they would be obnoxious with it too💀#katsuki x poc! reader #katsuki x black!reader #katsuki x reader

130 notes · View notes

hunters-vs-hunted · 2 years

Text

Promo

Tags

Mod

Hunters

Hunted

Promo under cut it's really long..

Whitty tries to pick up the pace desperately, jumping into a three way alleyway. A bluenette nearly two feet shorter doing the same. The duo pauses only for a second before hearing a simultaneous. “GET BACK HERE!” They immediately take off in the same direction- the only freeway since the voices came from the directions they both came from. Jumping the next fence over and down a few more alleyways. Meanwhile another blunette and a certain cloud run into each other. Both people landing on their asses. “OW!” They both slowly rise to their feet. Pink eyes glaring up into black eyes that glared back. In unison they both start yelling. “GOOD JOB YOU MADE ME LOSE HIM! ME? HOW IS IT MY FAULT YOU RAN INTO ME?? YOU WEREN’T LOOKING- ME???” The smaller female sighs, rubbing her face. Before pausing. “Wait… wait wait- f u c k-.” Updike tilts his head at her.

“What?” She groans.

“Ugh. Multiverse being fucky again I guess. I’m Skylar Bloom. I’m going to assume- Gabriel Updike?” He nods slowly, visibly confused.

“Yes… how did you know?” She grabs his wrist, pulling him along.

“It’s a bit of an explanation. Pray that it’s not more than us two…” It was not just those two…. —---------------------------------------------------------

Whitty heaves a large sigh, looking at the other, suddenly both stepping back from each other. “YOU- Wait you look different-” Whitty breaks the unison talking. “You look taller….” The blue haired male makes an offended squawk. “I’m always this tall! What do you mean???” Whitty shakes his head. “I dunno….” Another set of footsteps causes them to look up. Carol blinking and skidding to a stop. “Wh-... oh. Wait you aren’t him… Whitty?” The bomb blinks. “Carol?” She nods awkwardly. “I’m not… your Carol. And that’s not.. Either of our version’s of Boyfriend. Multiverse being weird again… Hi I’m Puffball for less confusion.” “Cam…” “I guess call me Dynamite…” Carol nods slowly. “We should get somewhere safe… c’mon I know a place. There’s 3 other’s like us there- in the sense of being hunted by TGG.” The two taller men shudder, awkwardly following after her… oh boy.

—------------------------------------------------------

Whitmore and Bombastic stare at each other. Purest and Red looking between the two awkwardly. Whitmore having tried to explain the multiverse to them but… staring at an alt of himself who was hunting another target. “So… I guess just call me Bombastic.” Cassandra shrugs. “Ms. Red” “Mr. Purest. “Just… Just Whitmore for me.” They nod before hearing two footsteps approaching. Whitmore turns and blinks slowly. “Bloom?” The small female pauses. “Whitmore?” Bloom drops Updike’s hand and kinda runs up to the bomb. “DUDE YOU’RE HERE TOO??” The bomb head lets out a laugh, squatting down to pick her up so they can talk eye to eye. “Yeah I guess so. We uh… have a lot of explaining for the rest of the group here I guess.” Bloom nods understandingly. “Aight where to start…” —----------------------------------------------------------------------------

“So we should probably get intros outta the way…” The other 5 awkwardly nod in agreement. “I’m Carol, or Puffball for less confusion." “Pico…” “Cam….” “Dynamite I guess.” “G-Gaby…” “Miku…” Carol sighs. “C’mon guys. We’re all in the same boat. This relationship’s gonna be really rocky but… we can.. Do this.” They all look at each other before nodding. Right…

#hunt or run // ic #watching from afar // ooc #puffed up // carol #tgg // updike #gal in red // cassandra #manifesting hearts // sky #don't know my name // whitmore #run like the wind // whitty #hunting ya // bombastic #firey beeps // bf #angel bullets // purest #orange runaway // pico #saddened screams // miku #thunder clouds // gaby

6 notes · View notes

trashlord2020 · 3 years

Text

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) 18+

A-Z NSFW Headcannons

WARNINGS: dubious consent (suggested) Necro (only mentioned in passing) and a callous disregard for partners enjoyment and wellbeing.

I provide these warnings so if any of it bothers you at all you can choose to not read this. If you disregard this and get upset by what you read, you've forfeit your right to complain, fight me. These are of course my own interpretations, in no way is this a 'end all be all'

A = Aftercare

What, letting you live isn't enough? But seriously, don't expect anything resembling 'care' outta this guy. At the absolute most if you happen to be in a room he owns you could get real lucky and he'll leave you to sort yourself out...just don't be there when he gets back.

B = Body part

He's a full body cyborg, every part is his favourite. He's almost constantly having things tuned or updated whether it's through Arasaka or his own hard earned eddies, But if he had to pick? His Hands, they're the thing that could end his partner in the moment with just one strong squeeze and having their life literally under his hands does something primal for him. His favourite body part of his partner? He might disguise it under mocking comments and insults but deep in there somewhere there's a man still and he's a thigh man for certain. Thicker they are, the better grip they provide and if his partner is able to pay enough attention they might catch how he almost caresses the skin...

C = Cum

Bodily fluids? disgusting. When he got his ah, 'upgrade' he most certainly passed on that. Sorry ! Sections provide required lubrication (don't forget to bring your own!) for the sake of avoiding friction but his own brand of 'popping the cork' is more of a build up in static and electricity. One he can control the build up of by adjusting 'sensitivity'.

D = Dirty Secret

He's not a shy kinda guy, he'll have his partners against the window just to brag if there's one available. No, this is more of a vulnerability than anything? Under the metal casing of his chest on each side the tubes and connectors tucked away are very sensitive. The purpose is so he knows if something is amiss or stuck and needs tending too but this has provided a sort of erogenous zone, one he's not at all keen to share with another.

E = Experience

Before his full body conversion you could say he was quite experienced, if paid partners counted of course. It's always been about him though, even when he (rarely) chooses to provide a helping hand it's been more of a show of dominance than anything. Now with his full Cyborg body and working for the worlds most powerful Corp he rarely finds himself having to pay, most people are either curious enough...or too scared to say no.

F = Favourite Position

Anything where he can shove his partners head down and bend them across something be it the floor, bed, table or counter He'll use it. As mentioned before walls and windows make a good substitute too. He prefers to be above his partner and them in a position of vulnerability where they have no control, he's in charge here and he takes every opportunity to prove that. It's very rare to find one self facing towards him, often too 'intimate' for his liking.

G = Goofy

If a partner has the guts they might be surprised to find that a little back and forth sarcasm and snark is enjoyed, even respected. Just be mindful not to insinuate any insults on his behalf, he won't take that lightly and if (when) he grows bored of the talk he'll make that known none too gently, better catch the hint sooner rather than later. So I'd say about 85% serious and 15% Snark.

H = Hair

He's got a slappable head, bald as a plucked chicken and well...he's all metal down there. No surprise.

I = Intimacy

If you really squint and tilt your head you might be able to trick yourself into believing the way he may cage his partner in from above as almost 'intimate' but it's really not...Just a show of pure dominance, nothing about enjoying the heat pouring off them at all... In all honesty this isn't making 'love' he's simply not capable of that, likely never was. He may lower his voice till you feel it more in your bones than hear it to whisper awful, dirty things only your both privy too but there's no true intimacy in his actions or words.

J = Jack Off

Araska didn't provide him with his 'tool' no, that's something he chose to indulge in with eddies from his freelance years and when the work was done he certainly took time to test things out. Nowadays he rarely indulges, why would you need to if he could have almost anybody that happens to spark his interest.

K = Kink

Breath play, no of course not his. The act of cutting somebodies life line off, holding them in suspense and watching the fear grow in their eyes as they wonder if he's even going to bother letting go...it really gets him riled up. The only reason he does bother to let them go instead of squeezing a little harder is that a corpse hardly has the same appeal, don’t mistake it for mercy.

L = Location

While Adam owns his own room he often has little use for it, spending at best an hour in there a day. You'd be lucky to be taken back there. He often finds himself in hotels/resorts instead, not his issue if it gets trashed then and nobodies going to barge in to investigate all the noise, not when mutters of 'smasher' quickly spread like wild fire. Enjoy your walk of shame back home. :)

M = Motivation

Often it's just a a general build up that leads to him indulging but a bloody fight will always leave him with some built up 'charge'. Many of his partners in recent years have been people he's done a recent job with, something about watching the blood steam off their cybernetics as they catch their breath really does it for him. Basically a callous and shared disregard for life is what would really catch his interest, otherwise it's purely down to cosmetics in which case don't expect a repeat.

N = NO

Making love...you probably saw this coming a mile away. As mentioned he's not shy, he knows what he wants and has little issue with obtaining it but if you're expecting a tentative partner who takes care of your needs? Keep looking, he'll never be that.

O = Oral

He's got no means of which to give oral, his jaw is made out of metal and there's no tongue hidden away. A small (very small) part of him laments not being able to taste what's he's enjoying but again, it would of been more for his enjoyment than anything. On the other hand he certainly enjoys the sight of somebody figuring out their way around him with hands and tongue, the tremor in their hands is something he picks up on without fail but this is never how he achieves his end goal. Attempting to blow Adam Smasher is the closest thing You'll get to foreplay.

P = Pace

A constant rough pace from start to finish, as mentioned somewhere above he can control his sensitivity so if he finds his charge building up too quick for his likening he doesn't have to slow down, just dial things back a little. There's no stuttering or slipping either as it's all controlled due to years of working with his cybernetics and yet, somehow it never fails to feel so raw and animalistic.

Q = Quickie

He likes for things to be 'to the point' as he's certainly not here for tea and biscuits... If he's free for the whole day and just finished a big job you might want to look into hiring a wheelchair for the next week but on average he's here to get his jollies and move on. Make sure to undress yourself though, it's an obstacle and we all know how much he enjoys tearing through those.

R = Risk

What your everyday joytoy may consider a risk he may simply see as a little spice to make things more interesting. He doesn't care if somebody was dumb enough to walk in on him but they sure as hell better be quick about leaving, he doesn't share. If his partner has (foolishly) made it obvious they don't want to be caught? He might find that a little insulting and make it a point for them to be caught or seen, again, it's about the dominance he has over them.

S = Stamina

There's no refractory period, none. If he wants to go again he can, the only thing that's going to stop him is the potential heat build-up from too many overcharges in too short a time. This right here is why you'll want to bring your own lube, things are going to get sore and quickly otherwise.

T = Toy

What he's got going on down there could be considered a 'toy'. Lots of interesting features he enjoys tormenting his partners with. That's not enough for you? He's not going to pretend to be thrilled about it but if you somehow got your own toys on hand then so long as they don't get in the way of his enjoyment, use away. Likely the only real chance you have at getting your own enjoyment to be honest, just don't try using them on him. He won't be amused.

U = Unfair

He enjoys demeaning and talking down to his partners, talk about how 'easy' they were or laugh at how weak they're proving to be. Might physically tease, bring them to the edge if he's super into the moment but he's only going to push you over if you really beg for it...not often he will though, he's in charge and he gets to decide how this plays out.

V = Volume

Besides all the inner workings of his cybernetics powering away and the times he decides to speak? Practically silent. No moans or gasps as he has no need to breath. If a overcharge proves to be particularly powerful (usually due to a lengthy build up) his Voice emitter may play some static feedback, closest thing you'll get to a groan. Besides, his partner will be more than making up for the silence.

W = Wild Card

He's bisexual but straight leaning. It's leftover from the gang he ran with once long ago when he was a everyday nobody. Nowadays he's simply not bothered what others think, incapable of considering it even. Women and more feminine leaning partners will have an easier time garnering his attentions but anyone's game if they prove themselves interesting enough.

X = X-Ray

Custom Hardware baby. Don't ask me what unlucky gonk had the job to make this but it's kitted out. The shape is as expected but the length can be retracted and extended at will. When in use the shortest it can go is 6 inches (he will never keep it this short though, that's below him) and the maximum length is 14 inches although ‘yikes’ lets be real, not a lot of people are going to be able to handle that, it's bragging rights and intimidation factor more than anything. His common use of range is 8-10 inch. He can move individual sections, vibrate and even cause minor shocks at will.

Y = Yearning

If no outside factors are taken into account it can take several weeks before he considers a roll in the hay. A lack of hormones means a lack of natural drive. But a busy week of fighting and killing will quickly land him in a private 'meeting'.

Z = ZZZ

Sleep? you're kidding right. Every few days (or weeks if it's a boring month) he has to have a system scrub and recharge of sorts. He has a private station for this so nobody is going to catch him unaware. Once the deed is done he's over and out, no pillow talk or sweet nothings. If you've managed to really leave an impression he might throw you a contact for seconds. It's run through a security system of course, can't have just anybody being able to contact him.

#I laid awake at 3am thinking about this #lost control of my life #gotta do everything myself stg #Adam Smasher #cyberpunk 2077

89 notes · View notes

moon-ursidae · 1 year

Text

SESSION #7

as always, SPOILERS for BOTH of the last of us games and the HBO series are below the cut!!

i… have not played this in quite a few weeks huh? i’ve just been so hyped up on joel and ellie, that i’ve been going through the first game for the 3rd time, and really taking in their relationship. then the show premiered and i’ve been losing my shit over that. with the lack of joel and ellie in the second game, i’ve been putting it off hella. i wanted to get in a little bit of time with it today though. so we’ll see how this goes lmao

total play time: somewhere between 11-12 hours!

NOTES:

so the last time i played some fuckin stalker skittered in the doorway and i shit my fuckin pants

so let’s see what this is about 🥲

that was literally fucking horrifying like they were literally peeking around corners JAVAKSVSK

S C A R Y

FUCK stalkers. all my homies HATE stalkers

oh shit they’re gonna be everywhere now huh?

omg with clickers??? OOF

THE FOOTSTEPS ABOVE??? FUCK OFF

ellie open the goddamn door

i chimed in ellie

open the goddamn door

brendon urie may have ruined panic! at the disco but that doesn’t mean you can’t open the goddamn door ellie

AHHHHHHH

OUT THE WINDOW??????

INTO THE RAPIDS????

this bitch WANTS me oh my god

that was awful

this is awful

“fuck seattle” LMAOOOOO

i’m glad that’s over

…it was not over

a fucking stalker jumpscared me from the wall lmao

ANYWAY

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE SOUNDS???

i’m getting the F U C K outta this sewer

OUTSIDE!!

WOOOOO

this overgrown park is gorgeous

it’s not gorgeous anymore someone is hanging

oh fuck! the whistling! the seraphites do be near

yea they’re here ellie just took an arrow to the shoulder holy shit

THESE GUYS ARE SCARY BRO

THE BIG ONES???

running for my life

i have used more ammunition in the past few combat zones than i ever have playing tlou

“you better not have strung nora up.” ellliiieeeeeeeeee don’t let it take over

the lighting is fucking phenomenal

the glow that these fires are giving off blows me away everytime

and how the look in the fog?? F U C K

JOURNAL ENTRYYYYYY

i like her lil drawing of the big ones hehe

…back inside

I WANNA BE OUTSIDE DAMNIT

buildings scare me i don’t like them. never did

there are hella pigeons somewhere goddamn

CARD BABYYYYYYYYY

i feel like i’ve missed so many

LOOTING! MY FAVORITE >:)

awe this poor bastard got killed before he could get the meds to his wife :(

i think their letters have been scattered throughout? or i just haven’t played in a while LMAO

probably the latter

side note: i want ellie’s tattoo so goddamn fucking bad bro. like my life depends on it

more seraphites!!

stealthing in the grass is so fucking fun oh my god

EVEN MORE OF THEM??

i’m using so many of my resources fuuuuck

i have no way to upgrade my melee or make more molotovs…

MORE LOOTING >:)

ruston coffee is quite literally the starbucks of tlou universe

i feel like i’m gonna get ambushed in this merci building

i’m putting down mines in front of this door lmao i just have a gut feeling

it’s too quiet

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A BIG FUCKIN GUY

BUT HE DIDN’T EVEN HIT ME ONCE BC I PUT THE MINES DOWN WOOOOOOO

fuck yea

OH MY GOD BITS OF THIS GUY ARE FALLING OFF THE CEILING AHHHHHHHH

THIS GUY WAS CARRYING FUCKING STORMBREAKER HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS

i’m glad the rest of this building is clear bc holy fuck

OUTSIDE WOOOOOOO

i’m honestly really surprised there was no one on the roof

weston’s pharmacy seems really dicy…

i’m going in hahaha

WORTH IT! ANUTHA CARD BABYYYYYYY

i have never been so conflicted by choosing upgrades before

i have 92 parts but i W A N T that scope on my rifle but it’s 80 PARTS

fuck it.

SCOPE ACQUIRED

WATER STEALTH??? PLEASE???

OH SHIT IT’S THE GIRL W THE PS VITA

is that fuckin hotline miami…

HOLD ON

ellie’s kinda….

got me blushin a bit

BRO AND HER SHADOW ON THE WALL AS SHE’S STANDING OVER THIS WLF W HER KNIFE TO HER THROAT

OOOOOOOOOO

oh my god that IS hotline miami

jfc

oh my god are these all fucking bodies in these biohazard bags

jesuuus

STEALTH!

I’M USING SO MANY RESOURCES >:(

a note! WOOO

it’s just a supply list lmao

don’t go near the lower levels? i’m guessing i’m gonna end up there

IT WAS A GOOD DAY?? AYO???

whoever’s playing that send me ur playlist plz

ellie who cares if it’s nora? whoever it is they have great taste in music

just let the vibes wash over you ellie

INTO THE VENTS WE GO

she’s in the walls… SHE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS

hahaha

ANYWAY

ABBY WAS HERE???? IN A CELL??? THAT’S WHO THEY WERE TALKIN ABOUT EARLIER THEN

why was she in a cell tho???

OH SHIT MY HEART IS RAAACCCIIIINNNGGGGGGG THIS IS SO INTENSE

sometimes i think “is ellie really doing this for joel? or is it for her?” and most of the time the answer is that it’s more for her.

joel knows what happened to him was bc he did the same shit ellie has been doing this whole time

he killed a fuck ton of people to get her to safety. but was it always for her? no. joel couldn’t lose another child. so him protecting her, i feel like, was for him as well. so he could have that safety of knowing she was alive and breathing. so he could do what he didn’t with sarah. save her.

but then look where that got him. and now look at ellie. and where that’s gonna get her. it all comes full fuckin circle man. it’s so poetic

this shit is SO GOOD.

the way that ellie isn’t even shaking or wavering during this confrontation w nora.. JESUS

“you still hear his screams?” THEN she starts shaking

her gun was BARELY moving before then

ASHLEY JOHNSOOONNNNNNNN

“yeah, that little bitch got what he deserved.” OH HELLLLLLLLLL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN NAHHHHHHHHH FOOL

YOU HAVE BALLS TO SAY THAT AT THE PERSON POINTING A GUN AT YOU THAT IS THERE BC YOU KILLED JOEL BRO

ellie you had the shot bro

oh hey! the lower levels!

OH MY GOD WAIT ELLIE IS SO SMART FOR THIS

THERE’S SPORES DOWN HERE SO NORA IS FUCKED EITHER WAY

pitting infected and other humans against each other is SICK

oh my god there’s so much fungal growth down here JESUS

hearing nora coughing in the distance oh my god

“hi nora.” AND THEN BLOCKING THE DOOR HOLY FUUUUCK ELLIE

HER VEINS HOLY SHIT

THE SHOT OVER ELLIE’A SHOULDER LOOKING DOWN ON NORA IS COOOOOLD

these graphics are fucking crazy like this looks like it didn’t go through any animation what-so-ever

goddamn.

i could talk about just this shot for so long.

holy shit

“i’m fucking dead anyway why would i tell you anything?” THE WAY ELLIE GETS CLOSER AND SQUATS DOWN WITH THE FUCKING PIPE OH MY GOD

“think about what he did” AND SHE GRIPS THE SHIT OUT OF THE LEAD PIPE AHHHH

THE FUCKING THRUMMING SOUNDS ARE SOOOOO GOOD

OH MY GOD IT’S MAKING ME PRESS THE BUTTON

FUUUUUUCK MAN

and nora groaning and coughing in pain in between JESUS CHRIST

AGAIN??? THE CRYING OH MY GOD

ellie’s face man. holy fuck.

uh oh, back to the theatre

her hand shaking holy fuuuuck man

“it’s me.” HER VOICE SHAKING :(

and she freezes at first when dina hugs her😭😭

STOP SHE’S SHAKING SO BAD😭

hoooooly shit. she’s cut and bruised the fuck up

ellie could not do this without dina. holy fuckin shit.

“i don’t wanna lose you.” 😭😭😭😭😭

OH NO. OH NO. SAINT MARY’S HOSPITAL???

OHHHH NO.

ONLY 2 YEARS??😭😭

pediatrics? uh oh.

this feels weird.

i don’t like this.

it’s fucking odd

THE MUSIC AHHHHHH

I DON’T WANNA LOOK FOR THINGS THAT WILL HURT THEIR RELATIONSHIP BUT ELLIE DESERVES TO KNOW THE TRUTH

“why’d you all leave?” joel. it was joel ellie.

oh no. it’s the tape.

sidebar: that’s ashley burch!

ANYWAY

i’m crying just seeing joel riding in on his horse.

HE CARES ABOUT HER SO MUCH OH MY GOD

oh my god plz the way he’s shifting his weight nervously after she told him to tell her what happened

(pedro does that in a lot of his roles) ANYWAYY

the pain in ellie’s eyes🥺

joel looks so hurt too UGH

the way he’s struggling to get it out bc he knows that she’s gonna be so fucking upset😭

HE’S NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HER AND HIS VOICE IS SO QUIET AND SHAKY AHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭

THE SADNESS IN HIS FUCKING EYES WHEN HE LOOKS AT HERRRRRRR

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THE WAY HE REACHES OUT TO COMFORT HERRRRRRRRRRR

HE LOOKS SO GUILTY AND SAD AND I-😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE WAY HE JUST STANDS THERE AFTERWARD LIKE I KNOW THAT MAN IS CRYING

FUCK

I’M CRYING

SO FOR 2 YEARS JOEL THOUGHT ELLIE FUCKING HATED HIM??

BUT THEY MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT RIGHT?? IF THEY WERE WATCHING MOVIES TOGETHER??

SO THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS FUCKED UP FOR 2 YEARS??

AND JOEL THOUGHT ELLIE WOULDN’T EVER FORGIVE HIM??

I KNOW THAT ENDING PORCH SCENE BUT LIKE HOW LONG BEFORE THAT???

I NEED TO KNOW

MY BELOVEDS😭😭😭

SEATTLE DAY 3

woooo😭

“the war the merrier. hey look joel. it’s your favorite.” I’M A PUDDLE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR ARE YOU JOKING

i found a card at least haha

uh oh dina’s not doin too hot

OH I FUCKIN FORGOT JESSE DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT DINA

WELP. DOES NOW

jesse is soooooooo attractive goddamn

i fucking love jesse

“you’ll be leaving some of them alive.” HE WANTS TO MAKE DAMN SURE WHERE ELLIE’S HEAD IS AT

i need to see a miller again i’m sad

i miss tommy

and joel😭

i like that jesse is being very straightforward about what they’re doing

jesse is a fucking amazing guy

from the way he talks about dina you can tell that he still really cares about her

ANUTHA CARD WOOOOO

am i gonna regret spending all of my upgrade parts? yeaaaaaa. but that’s a problem for future me to figure out lmao

ellie’s entry about not telling dina and jesse what joel did UGGHHHH

“do i understand?” 😭😭😭

we’re getting pretty close to the aquarium i am scared

BREAKING UP THE MOSS IN THE WATER IS SO COOL

I AM BLINKING HEAVILY IN SUPERNATURAL

ARE YOU FUCKIN FOR REAL RN LMAOOOOO

I’M SO THROWN OFF RN

“go team jackson” “fuck these motherfuckers” HER LITTLE JUMP TO HIGH FIVE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP

I. LOVE. JESSE.

“i’m not into your type.” “what? asians?” and ellie going along w it LMAO this is just witty banter between 2 friends and it’s really refreshing after being alone for so long

ANUTHA CARD BABYYYYY

this bookstore is giving me flashbacks to the first game

THE MUSHROOMS IN THE KIDS AREA💀

😭😭😭😭

THE NOTE ON THE BACK BETWEEN THE MOM AND KID TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY MISS SOMEONE SHUT UUUUP😭😭

it’s little things like this that can add SO MUCH to the environment i love them and adore them

the graphics are fucking insane

this all looks so real

the reflections in the water are B O N K E R S

so good

JESSE TALKING ABOUT DRINKING AND PLAYING BOARD GAMES WHEN THEY GET BACK😭😭😭😭😭😭

ya’ll this game is so gorgeous

and this storm comin in?? WOOOOOO it’s gonna get INTENSE

also according to the game i’ve played 21 hrs? which is kinda false bc i leave it paused for a long time whenever i go do something so that’s not entirely accurate but it’s still fairly close

SNIPER SPOTTED AT THE MARINA??? TOMMY????

“the best way to help tommy, is to go after abby.” THE WAY JESSE LOOKS AT HER LIKE “girl be fuckin for real”

ellie’s chompin at the bit bc she’s looking at a ticket for a straigh shot to the aquarium

but tommy is def more important atm

they are sending UNITS for ONE MAN

help your uncle ellie jesus

jesse looks pissed

“you do this, i’m not saving your ass again.” ELLIE WHEN DID YOU? JESSE came TO YOU in hillcrest??

elliiieeeeeeeeee abby can wait girl

jesse is not happy w her rn

WATER STEALTH WOOOOO

that was fun! i really like the silencer it’s a PHENOMENAL addition to the stealth gameplay

BOAT TIME

now who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to let ME drive a boat

naughty dog and i have a complicated history with water vehicles

YEA I’M LOOKIN AT YOU UNCHARTED 1

FUCK YOU AND YOUR JET SKI BULLSHIT

OH MY GOD THE ICE CREAM TRUCK😭

i like how ellie’s hair is really floppy now bc it’s fuckin soaked

ANUTHA CARD BABYYY

the thunder sounds so fuckin good the sound design for this game goes CRAZYY

NEW JOURNAL ENTRYYY WOOOO

“abby i begged you to stop. you brought this on yourself.” jesus ellie

SAFE COMBO WOOO

what the fuck does a bitch have to do to get fuckin tape around here jesus christ

A BITCH JUST FOUND SOME TAPE FUCK YEAAAAAA

oh my god. these letters to jules started back in the fucking subway where you fight a shambler for the first time

before the fucking theater… goddamn

he set out to find the seraphites and he sure fuckin did

holy shit

so if you are to be part of the seraphites, you shave your head, give yourself scars, and you’re given a new name.

holy fuckin shit this is CULTY

searching this derailed train is fuckin sick

another misha letter lmao

okay i am someone that HATES storms like i have so many bad memories and shit associated w storms

one too many close calls w a tornado will do that to you

so the level of tension is DOUBLED for me when going through these buildings on the boat and this music keeps crescendoing while this storm goes fuckin crazy

THAT’S A BLOATER

THAT’S A GODDAMN BLOATER

LONG TIME NO SEE

FUCK OFF PLEASE

THAT WAS SO FUCKIN SCARY

ANUTHA CARD BABYYYYYYY

oh my god

oh my god the ferris wheel is right fuckin there

I’M JUST GOING OUT INTO THE OCEAN???

SOME OF MY WORST FEARS ARE MIXING RN

THALASSOPHOBIA AND STORMS DO NOT MIX WELL

FUUUUUCK THE BOAT GOT SWEPT AWAY

EEWWWWWWWWW I HATE THIS

CLIMB ELLIE CLIMB

oh my god the fucking lightning behind the ferris wheel and ellie standing in the foreground, wind blowing her hair

IT’S RIGHT THERE

I’M SO SCARED

oh my god i’m at the doors to the fucking aquarium

THIS MUSIC IS SO INTENSE I’M GONNA THROW UP

THE FUCKING SHARK IN THE WINDOW JUMP SCARED ME ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME UUUUGH

i’m in…

i fucking HATE this

i literally am so fucking scared of the ocean all of these exhibits that i’m having to go through are making me wanna scream and run the other direction dude

into the vents…

THE DOG

I’M SORRY TO THIS DOG AND ALL THE OTHERS AHHHHHHHH I’M SORRY

OH SHIT THIS IS ALL THEIR SLEEPING BAGS

OWEN’S TAGS OHHHHHHH SHIT

ellie is breathing SO HEAVILY

to be fair i am too jfc

the atmosphere is insane

OH MY GOD IT’S OWEN AND MEL

MEL LOOKS SO SCARED SHE’S LITERALLT SHAKING

FUUUUCK MAN

OH MY GOD ELLIE’S USING THE MAP TACTIC LIKE JOEL AND TOMMY

oh no. ohhhh no.

fuuuck owen saying “she’s pregnant.”

fuuuuck.

oh shit it’s tommy! and jesse!

but also FUCK

THE MAAAAP.

THE MAP.

THE FUCKING MAP.

GODDAMNIT

ENDING THAT SCENE W MEL’S BLOOD POOLING TOWARD THE MAP AND THEN CUTTING TO DINA????

FUUUUCK MAN. THAT’S GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE.

BUT ALSO, NO IT’S FUCKING NOT

the way ellie’s looking at her🥺

ELLIE MOVING AWAY WHILE DINA REACHES FOR HER 😭😭😭😭😭

FUCK AAWWWWFFFFFFFFF

awe dina took the sorority secrets book 🥹

WAIT. AM I ABOUT TO FIGHT ABBY?? WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

I’M SCARED

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE PUNISHER THAT’S ME RN

NO TOMMY’S GOING TO GRAB SOMETHING FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE

THIS IS DEFINITELY IT

OHHHHH FUCK

I’M SCARED TOMMY COME BACK I JUST GOT YOU BACK PLEASE DON’T LEAVE

“my friend’s problems are my problems” I LOVE HIMMMMMM

“my friends can’t get out of their own damn way” HE’S SO- AHHHHHHHH

I LOVE JESSE

FUUUUUCK THERE WERE THUDS AND NOW THEY’RE RUNNING

FUUUCK OFF

jesse’s gone.

F U C K.

FUCK

AGAIN. I AM PART OF THE LAURA BAILEY FAN CLUB WHICH LIAM O’BRIEN IS THE PRESIDENT OF

SHE’S GIVING A PHENOMENAL PERFORMANCE

WITHOUT SEEING ABBY’S SIDE OF THE STORY YET, I’M PISSED AT HER. I DON’T LIKE HER.

BUT I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO KNOW HER YET

SO WE’LL SEE

BUT AS OF RIGHT NOW, I WANNA HIT HER REAL FUCKIN HARD

THIS IS WHEN IT SWITCHES TO HER GAMEPLAY???

HUH????

FUUUUUUUUCK BRO.

RIGHT AFTER JESSE? AFTER JOEL? AS SHE JUST KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF TOMMY?

FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK

AGAIN, I LOVE AND ADORE LAURA BAILEY AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO

okay listen i’m not doing this bc i’m mad at the story or anything

but i’m ending my session for the day haha

i started at fuckin 11:25am and it is now midnight LMAO

there were many breaks in there but i still played A LOT today and i have a fuckin migraine so i’m gonna go the fuck to sleep

i’ll play tomorrow maybe but we’ll see

this post was hella long so if you made it all the way down here, bless you. i love you. i hope you are staying safe.

new episode tomorrow!!

1 note · View note

notmanagingmymischief · 3 years

Text

ᴇxᴀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇx | ꜱᴄᴏᴏʙʏ ᴅᴏᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ

THANKS @cordeliaswhore NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS

anyway welcome back to examinations with me enjoy

today on the list is: scooby doo the movie, came out in 2002 yet gives off the strongest 90s vibes I've ever perceived

there will be swearing ahead, obviously

this is the only gif i could find and yknow what i agree completely

five seconds in and YEP this is definitely from the 90s can't change my mind

OH MY GODS fred checking himself out in the mirror sdvgfkfjha

daphne is hot

velma is hot

why are they so hot

i still don't know how the ghost glowed btw, like...i get the floating bit but what made him glow???????????? explain that one, velma

"the ghost was pawing me for an hour and a half" pfffff-

NO YOU CAN'T QUIT

STOP

I FORGOT THAT THIS BIT MAKES ME CRY

STOP

UGH

shaggy and scooby are clearly smoking o u i d and I love that for them ngl

hydrocloricon???? now I really need to here about that one my g

huh, this is...this is very weird.

watching this at 16 and understanding what they're talking about...the amount of mature jokes they put in this is AMAZING

oh gods daphne and velma are still hot

jInKiEz

YEAH, SAME, KID IN THE ORANGE SHIRT AND BACKPACK GIVING GRANDDOO THE L O O K

i'm whimpering

oooh pretty lady

nailed it shaggster

DON'T EAT THE KITTY GRANDMA BAHAHA

god these songs are still total bops even 20 years later LMAO

e l e c t r i c a l t o r t u r e p a r a d e ? ? what the f u c k ? !

BAHAHA HIM SMACKING A TOURIST CLEARLY ON PURPOSE IS HILARIOUS ADFHJ

"r a w r hehehe UwU" vibes from the park honor

goddamn carol is a badass bitch! (girlboss)

oh you know when you go to an amusement park and they're just casually conducting an an intricate ceremony to summon hades that's my favorite

god

this is so...there are so many things to talk about here so many issues

first of all, if an amusement park is encouraging sacred rituals where they summon the walmart version of cerberus, that's a HUGE red flag right there

next, this reminds me of like...what they would do in hawaii, except...so much more cursed

lmao velma's change of expression from 😰 to 😏 is amazing

the guy: "do my friends scare you?? >:)"

velma: "heh. they would except they're not real and here's why LMAO"

but yknow I do love that V is noticing how the back row of kids are all chanting along with the ritual mantra, which is definitely strange

dsgfhkfajl so many things are going on here and idk if i love it or hate it SAHGDH

*pat pat pat pat* wHaT a SmArT lItTlE oNe 😒

i'm in love with the fact that a talking dog just walkin around, answering phone calls and what have you, is just totally accepted. the guy just sets the phone down as if he gets calls for talking dogs every day

"no one's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before...🥺" i know she's not who we think she is but also that was adorable

SKINNY AEROBICIZED BOOTY WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

oh scooby....so idiotic yet so beautifully innocent. love you man.

THIS SFX oh my gods the monsters are so horribly made yet so gorgeous how is this movie so perfect in every way

the little sneeze 🥺

i have no words for most of this castle scene so here's me not giving you any words for this castle scene lol

never mind i have words

2,000 year old can of chinese whoop-ass lmao sure babe

VELMA'S GIGGLEEEE 😫🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

and by scare the *i have no idea what that word is nor how to spell it so um...let's just say shit???* outta daphne you mean you wanted to be alone with her in order to flirt with her after ten years of being apart

i see you velma

and i see those sapphic thoughts behind those glasses

go get your girl bb 😌🧡

LMAO ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE SWIMSUIT MODELS

this entire team is gay and you cannot tell me otherwise and while I'm not saying the Fred and Shaggy would be good together.....mystery husbands??

going on double dates with mystery wives daphne and velma????

i think this is a perfect idea tim burton sign me onto your next project

dorky chicks like her do what-

fred I-

stop hiding, you can admit that you're gay. please. stop...doing whatever you just did to velma. please.

same, V. same.

why does...why did they make Daphne moan every time she tried to do something difficult? like she's trying to push the pull doors but in the process she's just like "aeugh 😫"

"oh yeah, oh yeah--OH NO-"

f r e d d y ? o _ o

why is there a movie set in this ride

𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓃𝑔 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁.

followed by

ＩＷＩＬＬＣＲＵＳＨＹＯＵＲＢＯＮＥＳＩＮＴＯＤＵＳＴ

and then back to

ᴡᴏʀᴅ! ;D

gods why did they put Daph in such a revealing dress-

i jumped in unison with Daphe I wasn't expecting a fucking jumpscare-

girl why did you wait ten seconds to jump out of those walls, like you almost got squished, you should have started running the second they started moving LMAO

burping competition. 𝑒𝓌.

we're here. to solve. a mystery.

yes daphne tell those men who's boss

were....was this group of oompa loompas and their john cena knockoff just.....waiting by the door? to hear the alarm?? like there's no way they ran up that big ass hill in literally five seconds

the plot holes are large but my amusement is larger so i'll let it slide

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY, IN THREE SECONDS, COMPLETELY SILENTLY, SQUEEZE THEIR ASSES INTO THESE PROP THINGS

HUH????????!

oh yeah and they didn't hear that fire explode right behind them plus shaggy saying "like oh no" uh huh sure

he's strong but he's also ✨𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒻✨

absolute BOPS in this move

Y A S

I-

why would you...show that to the guy? like didn't you say that it might be him? PLUS WHY OUT IN THE OPEN

like why you in the fuckin party zone like "HEY MR WHATS-HIS-NAME LOOK WE FOUND BILL CIPHER'S TWIN"

lmao gravity falls references

i miss that show 😔

oh yeah, totally just tell him that he's a suspect. reaaaaal smart Fred

dear gods men are stupid🙄

gay high five

cmon just go for it you know y'all wanna kiss just d o i t

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ON THE BAR

VELMA

BABE

YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO EXAMINE ANCIENT TRANSCRIPTS ON THIS PYRAMID WHERE LITERALLY ANYBODY COULD SEE YOU

GURL

the intimidating sit down at the piano just for it to be "didlalalala" LMFAO

big scary man:😤😠

his music taste:🎼🎼

velma....i love you but....why can you understand pandaemonic?? (no, not the pandemic, it's a very old [noexistant] language stfu y'all)

nice sweater

she definitely wasn't expecting alcohol and that OvO look was priceless

"and daphne.....so beautiful..." YES VELMA YOU'RE GAY FOR DAPHNE JUST ADMIT IT

no fred did not know how to accessorize, he wore the same goddamn ascot everyday stop it

YOU DON'T HAVE THE SCROTE FOR THIS JOB BAHAHA THAT WAS DEFINITELY A DICK JOKE I AM SFGJASBD

wheezing currently

is scrappydoo, like...scooby's cousin? brother? estranged, twice removed, very distant aunt???? o_0

velma's giigggleeee 😭😭

clean your beans at don knotts' christmas party....pfff

fred get off the table

OH MY GOD IT'S DONALD TRUMP AAAAA

(it's not actually trump, i'm just using the metaphor because it might as well be LMAO sorry not sorry trump supporters 🤪✌)

BAHAHA

"thank you! ...nice mask! bad breath though."

VELMA IS A BADASS BITCH WHO AINT AFRAID OF NOTHING AND SHE KNOWS IT

the sfx in this movie are....so good for 2002, in all seriousness, the visual affects team definitely needed to get paid big bucks for that shit, but it's still so funny

YOU REMIND ME OF THE MAN

what man???

THE MAN WITH THE POWER

what power??

OH, THE POWER OF VOODOO!

who do??

YOU DO!

OH MY GODS I FORGOT THAT THIS SONG WAS IN THIS MOVIE I LOVED THIS SHIT

SCOOBY GIVING THE MONSTER AN IMPROMPTU MANICURE AND THE THING JUST STOPS AND IS LIKE "HEY GET THE--huh?? oh? you--you're gonna do my nails? aww...please continue *0*"

these things act like annoyed siblings, just smacking each other and grumbling very strange scarily english-like sounds

shaggy I-

I can understand leaving Fred behind he's definitely a douche

but velma??????? bruh what did she do to you besides carry this entire team on her back?????

"help?"

the fucking COASTGUARD are in on this shit too?! WHY??????

this song-

"i look at you and try to do the best i can"???

absolute gold

i did not realize how much subtle swearing there is

those were pull doors. shaggy and scooby leaning on them would open them, not hold them shut. instead of punching through the windows you could have just opened the doors. what the fuck is this movie

those guitars are not connected to anything, therefore when you hit them on things they will not make any noise except the sickening sound of crunching aluminum alloy.

yep the girl is a monster but she's still adorable soooo

a bowl of souls

I've always wanted to dip my hands in that thing just to know how it feels

like...is it just like water? it's definitely cold, no doubt about it. maybe it's thicker, like...thiccit. idk but i wanna touch

oh gods velma's hotter

they put her in a regular shirt

she's hotter now

they cut her hair

oh dear gods Daphne's gonna go insane LMAO

fred...stop being a pervert. no one likes you.

Daph: I can handle this guy U^U

also Daph: *typical teenage greeting*

um yeah, i think them taking over the world is less mean and more psychotic babe

awwww scoobyyyy

my poor baby all locked up and whimperingg

i'm pouting. :((

BAHA

SCOOBERT

WHAT

no one is talking about the fact that shaggy eats dog treats huh

this plan scene is so reminiscent to home alone

i love it

great cover guys, those dancing skills are pro level (????)

BANANA PHANNA PHO PHANNA YES QUEEN SING THE NAME GAME

daphneee stop moaningggg

PUNK VERSION OF "SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO" SUPREMACY

okay but like the thing with the souls all flying back to their bodies? yes please.

EWEWEWEW

HETERSEXUALITY

DAPHNE STOP

the boy is fogging up her glasses yes but she's using that as an excuse because she doesn't want him to kiss her

daphne

awww i hope shaggy and mary-ann got together after this film that would be adorable

scrappy: "if not for you meddling sons of b--"

Daphne: :O

Fred : o_0

Velma: o _ o

Shaggy: T^T

i will never understand how Velma always wears that thick ass sweater EVERYWHERE, like everyone else is wearing shorts and T's, isn't she, like, really warm??????

and the ending is funky, hell yea

Overall, I'd give this a....36 oz. box of scooby snacks/10.

very nice movie when I was a kid, even better movie now that i'm an adult.

would recommend.

link

#examinations with bex #scooby doo: the movie #i loved every second of this

13 notes · View notes

murdersexual · 3 years

Note

Heeeyyyy can I get an leorio nsfw alphabet 👉🏼👈🏼

6 FUCKING DAYS OVERDUE! I AM SO FUCKING SORRY! 🥲

I am terribly RUSTY at doing NSFW Alphabet. 😥😥😥 I had POSTING anxiety because of it. 😰😰😰

Feel free to challenge me to one liner fics, more alpha, and blah.

🚨WARNING MOTHAFUCKAHS🚨 (You’re all not mothafuckahs! I’m sorry 😥)

-RATED MA.

-STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT.

-NOT PROOFREAD!

-May contain HELLA mistakes.

NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... READETH THE SHIT!

And now presenting...

Murdersexual’s Leorio - NSFW Alphabet!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After a long round of position switching, tender and breathy whispers, passionately rough love making, just know you’re in the hands of a natural caretaker. Leorio’s the type to have an atmosphere made for the absolute best of comfort. If you’re at his spot, he’ll have the finest of AC in his room, a mini fridge full of various chilled drinks for you to pick from, the most fluffiest of blankets and most plush of pillows—unless you rather his chest be your pillow—all for you to be at ease. He’s the type to lay back and relax, maybe crack a few jokes while giving you compliments to your sex game. And after you both catch your breath? A round two or three or four maybe possible~

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On you? Everything is perfect. There’s not anything to love about you! And on him? Well the same goes for that matter. There’s not a day where he won’t stand in the mirror and smirk with radiant confident and say: “Hmph, I look good~”

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Facials are a yes for him! To see your face highlighted from his cum will never fail to turn him all the way on~ That and if you’re giving him the most soul-sucking of blowjobs, watching you swallow his cum is always a win. 💦 Glazing your ass in his ‘glaze’ is one of his favourites as well. Especially since his pull out game is IMMACULATE.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There’s more or less not a day where he’d come up with some pretty risky and outrageous fantasies. From the craziest of roleplays, using new props, being in very risky locations—like a dressing room in a clothing store. It’s never dull with him regardless but he rather not reveal such to you for he may or may not like to keep you guessing.

(For fucksake, I SUCK at these... 🥲)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Hell to fuck yeah he knows what he’s doing! He’s more or less the one who’s hella encouraging and motivating to you to try all of the craziest shit he’s tried during his first time.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary with one leg propped up on his muscular ass shoulder. Watching your expressions as he hits all of your sweet spots while secretly testing your flexibility is why he adores this one. Then there’s Doggystyle. He can never get enough of going to pound town until you try to put a hand on his thigh. Hell, prepare to get your hand smacked away or pinned to your lower back. That and he’ll make you throw it back~

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It depends! But more or less, he will crack a joke or two here and there, anything to have a quick breathy laugh. After all, not all bedroom action has to be so boring, right?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Oohhh, he’s rather nicely set down below. His happy trail is rather light, tamed and pretty fine.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It’s always going to be passionately romantic. From touches, kisses, the low and soft whispers of genuine admiration and love… Just him having that naturally gentle sensuality is what makes every little second all the more euphoric~

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he’s far away, there’s never time he doesn’t think about you. But when you send him some rather teasing photos, the temptation can’t be helped!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Satin ribbons, roleplay and domination seems like plausible kinks. Tying you up in some satin ribbons, just to see the deep colours against your skin looks amazing to him. Roleplay? Oh my, since he’s most definitely in school to be a doctor, let’s just say you’re going to always be his favourite patient to tend to~ Domination? He’s going to always be on top unless you somehow charm your way to making him beg for mercy. He’s going to always command you to throw that ass back and so on~

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s a much more of a private type of guy, so more or less anywhere in his place—dorm or whatever. That means, couch, bed, shower, hell, even the wall! Oh, kitchen table! Maybe even bend your ass over the counter~ Same goes for your place~

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Teasing is a big one as well as when you’re mad at him. It’s lowkey kinda hot to him, especially since he’ll fuck your attitude away.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Don’t tell him you want some other guy fucking you while he watches. He’ll cuss you out and probably not want to see you for the rest of the day. That and he would never do anything that you wouldn’t want to.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Watch out, his tongue game is fuego. 👅💦 He will give and he’ll make sure that he receives! There’s no half and no other half!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Starting out, his stroke game will be slow and long with a few twists and wiggle of his hips. He may slowly pull out all the way until the tip is all that remains inside. Midway? Stroke game gets shorter and quicker, and he’ll reach even further on the inside. After discovering all of your spots, you’re going to feel every little bit of him. He wants your legs to shake, hips to quiver, back to arch and toes and fingers to curl.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies before his early morning class or before he heads out. He doesn’t mind one as long as you’re down for it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He loves to experiment! He’s open to MOST ideas! The riskier the more tempting. Ask him to fuck in public or in a car across from the police station, he’ll be down for it. 😏

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

His stamina is OUT OF THIS WORLD! 😏 Hopefully you can keep up~ Rounds? Probably about 4? Maybe 5! There’s no telling. He’ll go until his balls are completely drained~

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Ah, does fuzzy handcuffs and satin ribbons count? 👀 You can T R Y to use it on him but his strong ass will break out of them~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases waayyyy too much! 😤 It’s even worse when he’s far away visiting his friends, he’s always FaceTiming or Skyping you looking way too fucking good... But when he gets back to you, he’ll pay for it! Not that he’d complain right?

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Typically, he’s loud when he’s snappy, but in the bedroom? His voice is much quieter... Suave and low. His grunts and moans are pretty quiet but when he’s fucking you outta anger or if he’s drunk? He’s pretty loud~

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a lot of pornographic magazines and Kama sutra books. He’ll fold the pages with some key positions or outfits he may want to try with you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Beneath those clothes, you’ll come to see that Leorio is far more muscular than what he appears. He also has a ‘third’ leg down below that’s pretty flesh coloured, long and girthy. Since most of the things he wears is pretty fitted, you can never miss what’s packing in those boxer briefs and beneath that tank top and long sleeved button up.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

His sex drive is pretty high. (I mean duh, he’s a goddamn sex symbol. 😏) However, its controllable. You can always tell from the way his eyes scan you up and down and how he smirks with a soft bit of his bottom lip.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

YOU will ALWAYS be the first to fall asleep! There are times where he wanna fall asleep first with you but he’s more or less up doing any homework assignments or talking to his squad. Maybe even cleaning up then hitting the showers. His domestic ways are one of his biggest secrets.

You may now applaud!

Encore?

Thank you for the request! 😅 Sorry it’s not as good, I really... REALLY tried. 👉🏼👈🏼 I may actually have to come back and do this over... Because Leorio DESERVES! 😤 My little (tall) Koi Fish deserves waaayyyyy more love! (I really tried with the aesthetic omfuck...)

60 notes · View notes