#GOD HES SO SCRIMBLY

[yardofangels]

merry christmas gorgeous! how are you doing? hope you get a big ass Austrian under the tree this year! that being said, what does König think of christmas traditions? does he have a favorite? what kinds of gifts does he get?

omg merry christmas and happy holidays!!

im doing okay, so so so tired. working retail this christmas season has me DEAAADDDD

but this idea has me AAAALLLIIIIIVVVEEEEEE

unfortunately, no Austrian under my tree. devastating, really. but hopefully if there's no Austrian here, they must be with you!!

making the executive decision here to add a little smut. maybe its self indulgence, but i know some of ya'll will enjoy it, you little nasties. feel free to skip it if you like, everything non-smut related comes first!!!

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könig loves christmas. perhaps it's his central european upbringing, but he finds the spirit really comforting and reminisces over all the traditions from his childhood. he's not particularly into the 'white christmas' thing, he much prefers a christmas adorned with a little sense of spooky and will relate aaaalllllll the krampus myths to you by the light of the fire. just to see if he's able to scare you because he's mean

his favourite part of christmas is the food. the warm, home-cooked meals. the spices and seasonings that have you feeling toasty and calm well after the embers die out. he is truly impressed when you make a batch of pfeffernüse, and he surprises you with a bottle of his! own! mulled! wine!

he hands it over looking so proud of himself. a big cheesy grin on his face as he's already grabbing two glasses, so he can get your reaction to a taste test.

and he of course hits the nail on the head. it's delicious. he should be proud of himself!!

as for gift-giving, he struggles a bit when getting you gifts. as per usual, christmas always sneaks up on him far too quickly, and all of a sudden there are five days till he's supposed to give you something and he hasn't thought about it, much less started shopping.

but, he pulls it off!! success!! you watch as the space under the tree slowly gets filled over the course of the week. his gifts for you finally joining your gifts for him.

he pampers you, naturally. how could he not? generally steers to all the things that are going to make you feel pretty or expensive, because he wants you to feel like you look good, too.

buys you expensive-smelling perfume he swears you mentioned in march, skin-care you might have brought up in may, a book or two he thinks you told him about in july, a pair of shoes you raved about in september, a dress he saw in november that reminded him of you, and more.

he really does stun you with how much he remembers, and the fact that he did almost matters more to you than the gifts themselves. he puts so much thought into what he gifts you, and then has the audacity to ask you if it's enough. if you like them.

you pounce on him, knocking his stupid little christmas hat off and sending him backwards, dragging you with him. you giggle and cover him in kisses, mumbling in between them how wonderful he did. that you love it. he lights up, squeezing you tighter.

he stops you for a moment, saying he has one more thing.

pulls out a little box from his pocket, and drops it into your hand. watches with delight as you pop the lid and see a customised necklace, with a little pendant that says "K." on it. you get a bit teary, and ask him why he got this in particular for you.

he tells you it's so nobody mistakes that you belong to him.

alr a bit of smut below!!

GOOOOOOOD does he love sex in december. he loves how sensitive you are to his cold hands trailing your body, he loves how hot you get when you're trapped by his body heat and the thick blankets, he loves you in those skimpy pjs that do nothing to shield you from the freezing air, he loves that you always beg him to warm you up.

but he won't just take you in the bed on the cold nights. nope. he'll have his way with you anywhere. he doesn't know what it is, but he always seems to get more horny in the cold months. he just can't help himself, he'll do it anywhere.

in the kitchen while you're cooking dinner, lifting you onto the countertop so he can bury himself in you.

on the couch in the afternoon, letting his hand slide up between your thighs, then telling you to concentrate on the movie until you cave and crawl into his lap.

in the steamy morning showers you share, claiming that your gingerbread-scented body wash makes you smell too good to resist.

all through the month, his go-to excuses are "you're cold", "i'm cold", or "it's an early present." he's almost relentless, so you come to make a guessing game out of which one it's going to be. you always tease him about it, but it's not his fault! you just keep him so warm and cozy :((

ADOOOOORES cock-warming on the particularly nippy nights, too. he promises it's for sharing body heat and that it isn't uncommon among couples in the winter where he's from. but you know that's a bold-faced lie, you see the glint in his eye. you can feel the way he throbs inside you, and clenches his jaw against the skin on your neck.

nothing confirms that he's lying more, though, than when you are gently awoken by him. you think it must be serious, because he's usually adament on not waking you up.

but you turn your head and his entire face is red, with his puppy dog eyes staring at you.

"i can't concentrate on anything else, meine liebe. you were squeezing me in your sleep. please, let me take you. you'll be even warmer with my cum in you."

#irisintothevoid #irispenandpaper #iris answers #konig call of duty #call of duty mw2 #mw2 #konig cod #konig x reader #konig imagine #konig smut #GOD HES SO SCRIMBLY #he is a big festive person tbh hes just quiet about it #he doesnt like sharing it with anything more than immediate family #christmas is very...personal to him he guesses?? #omg this is so long sorry for slaying again

[of-the-eclipse]

THE NEW ENA CLIP JOEL POSTED..

good lord she is soo.....

#he is gorgeous and so alluring #hey are you single ena #yayy!!yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #god aleks does does a good job with his voice work #ena #ena dream bbq #scrimblies

[little-bumblebeeee]

Based on me 5 seconds ago

Steve and Eddie were just casually lounging in the living room, a random video on YouTube playing- one that Eddie picked.

Then, all the sudden Chad Chad was interrupted for a movie trailer. Steve was about to skip it without looking up when Eddie gasped loudly, shooting up and dropping his book without marking the page, something he'd definitely regret when the trailer is over.

"STEVE, HOLY SHIT, IT'S GARFIELD!" Eddie shouts. Their mangy little orange cat comes trotting in at that, Eddie wanted a black cat but freaked in a similar way when he saw this sickly little thing that needs expensive food and medicine.

"Not you, trash cat" Steve says, picking the little thing up as Eddie practically starts crying at the cute little animated kitten on the screen, falling to his knees and crawling towards the TV.

"OH MY GOD, STEVE, HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT" He yells, not even looking at Steve as he places his hands over their little cat son's ears so he won't hear Eddie's cursing. Eddie's holding onto the edge of the TV stand in a white knuckled grip, but his dramatic sobbing ceases the moment the Garfield on screen speaks.

"Is that fucking Chris Pratt?" Eddie says, slowly picking up his head and looking on in horror. And as if on cue, Chris Pratt's name flashes on screen. Eddie just stands up, throwing his arms in the air.

"Nope. No, no, nope. Ruined." He says as he flops back onto the couch next to Steve, face down into the cushions. Eddie literally has a Garfield tattoo on his ass, this is devastating for his favorite cartoon cat to be voiced by... Chris Pratt. Eddie looks up at the Garfield in Steve's lap, scratching the top of the scrimbly little cat's head.

"You're not voiced by Chris Pratt, are you, sweet boy?" He asks the mangy thing.

#stranger things #joe keery #joseph quinn #steve harrington #eddie munson #joe quinn #steddie #tw swearing #Tw Chris Pratt #garfield #Yes this was my exact reaction to hearing Chris Pratt voice another animated beloved #How #Why #Why do they want him? #Also the Chris Pratt tw was (mostly) a joke #Chad Chad #Chris Pratt in any role that isn't Guardians of the Galaxy scares me #But my mom thinks he's hot

[bigratsdeservebigpats]

Calling Tall TWST Characters Short

I’m doing 188cm+ (6′2 and up) characters cause I love pushing my short-person insecurity on others

cw: This is just stupid person words

Floyd (191 cm)

“Hello my little scrunkle baby. My tiny scrimble schonchie squeaksirs. Widdle skringle scrumblo scumbie.” (say this five times fast)

He totally finds it hilarious, but also doesn’t understand half of what you are saying.  

Probably would be a bit annoyed but combats it by lifting you up higher than him (also easy access for squishies and squeezies)

If you keep up with it, he’s gonna make sure he’s babied about it. Everyone finds him scary besides, like, Jade, so he’s gonna milk the attention for all it’s worth.

Embraces it at one point and always bends down so he can get more attention. You can take offense or don't, but he doesn’t mean any harm.

Jade (190 cm)

“You need to eat a lot, you’re a growing boy.”

I seriously often forget that this man is only 17 and not ??? cause honest to god I’ve never met a teenager who acts like That

Is amused, and teasing. Not exactly “if I’m short you are minuscule” but like, He’s gonna make you repeat it multiple times. Then he’s also gonna milk that shit.

Climb up on a chair to pat him on the head. He’ll make you work for it, but he does like it. 

Uses it as an excuse to ask for help, he is so small and tiny, please won’t you lend a hand? It’s so weird if you don’t know the context and best to forget what you just heard if you value your life.

Jack (192 cm)

“Is my little baby having a good day?”

Takes offense #1

Is kinda butthurt about it but like bro why

Asks Epel if he’s short and almost needed a rabies shot

Won’t retort but will kinda show off his height like ‘You Need That Thing On That shelf? I Gotchu’ like bby boo you aren’t actually short you should know this

Malleus (202 cm gah damn)

“Don’t worry, you’ll grow tall in no time”

Is startled, but definitely amused cause he’s towering above everything in sight, but compared to his dragon form, he is shorter?

Treats you like a child, he’s the one doing the patronizing headpats, just kinda nodding along like a parent would to their lil brainless child

If you keep it up he might use a lil magic to lift you to his height, just to see what it would be like. He likes it.

Won’t put you down until he actually has to go, but is that a bad thing? 

Sebek (188 cm bruh what I really didn’t expect that)

“Shorty, chill.”

Takes offense #2 but he’s offended by everything that isn’t his stan

hOLY SHIT HE’S SO LOUD HE YELLS SO LOUD OMG SHUT UP BRO

Definitely retorts and threatens to smush you under his shoe cause you are tiny and small and nonexistent and you’ll die in like seven years and like he is tall big (half) fae alpha 

He will Not Leave You Alone Until You Rescind That Statement

#ratwrites #twst #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #malleus #malleus draconia #twst imagines #sebek #jack #jack howl #jade #jade leech #floyd #floyd leech

[darkxsoulzyx]

Power balancing oUT THE GOD DAMN WINDOW

FUCK IT WE BALL—

Alex wouldn’t hurt a fly he’s such a good guy guys 😭😭😭 he’s really strong but he’s a gentle giant and would often put himself in danger to save others

Dakota isn’t actually that strong but the sheer amount of bad luck they have is enough to take a bitch out 🕺🕺🕺 how have they survived this long??? Dunno LMAOOO

Huxley is Huxley. If you give him a reason he will fuck you up. Has to be a pretty big reason though, man’s will leave you alone for the most part.

UNAUTHORIZD FUCKING THING SHOOT IT DOWN BURN IT IT NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN BEFORE IT BLOWS UP THE GOD DAMN EARTH THIS THING HAS SO MUCH NUCLEAR POWER IT WILL FLATTEN A CITY IN A 60 MILE RADIUS— /hj Fin would find a way smh I love them so much— There is a reason this scrimble isn’t in the y/n-verse/Dakota AU, man’s would speedrun the plot and tell afton to go fuck himself- They would get cancelled so fast wHEEZE—

Alex, Dakota, and Huxley are from the same story (Dakota AU thingy). Fin is from my roommates/decommissioned AU I am doing with some friends 💃💃

#fnaf fandom #fnaf oc #fnaf ocs #fnaf y/n #fnaf au #roommates au #Dakota #Huxley #into the y/nverse au #into the y/n verse #goofy little goobers #eating all of them

[safyresky]

BUD-A-BOOP-BOP! TWINS!

boy HOWDY have some THURSDAY NIGHT SCRIMBLES! 🥳 Now in magical TECHICOLOUR! It's older Twins! Fino and Fiera!

Design stuff below the cut 🤗🤗

My god I'm having fun with these markers. But the colours are LIMITED as I only have like 2 starter sets and they're FUN but deffs I could use a few more in betweens.

ANYWAY. DESIGNS.

Fino

Doing my boy first bc we already had fun with Older Fiera ages ago lmao

I'd been wanting to share his older design for AGES tbh! Had it in me head around the same time as I shared the older twins and Jacquie scribbles lol. ANYWAY

He is SEMI fancy! Big fan of button downs and vests/waistcoats!

Doesn't ALWAYS wear the vest

His shirts 9/10 times have funky patterns. Like fungi or flowers or just the weirdest fucking designs you EVER did see. His siblings and orc friend (Kenothy) all make it a fun game to find him the most OBNOXIOUSLY WEIRD SHIRTS. His collection is HUGE and VARIED and HURTS THE EYES FIFTY PERCENT OF THE TIME

he is like a walking mullet but the business is on top, the party is below. He is a jeans man through and through and you can pry his converse/kicks off his cold, dead feet tbh. they are ALWAYS red. he probably has like 10 pairs like some kinda cartoon character

belt is pink bc fiera's magic! the inside of his cloak is rainbow, like his twin's fire :D

the cloak also does have a big old hood and covers his whole him so he can look mysteriouse

and then give people whiplash when he whips the cloak back and pulls the hood down and. well. on fire colourful schemey looking young man

everyone's usually like "i didn't expect the freckles. or the fungi shirt"

the fungi shirt is his fave

plz picture a fungi pattern all over his shirt!

when he uses his staff, the flame turns rainbow too and the snowflake glows :3

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fino's warlock aesthetic is "i live in your local forest and i love my family and i'm making it everyone's problem"

the outside of the cloak is a nice forest green! bc he likes forests (if that wasn't obvious lol)

he's pretty chill but has resting plotting face. generally if he's looking like that he has examined every angle of a situation and is about to make a bigger one. or fix the current one. or both!! and is VERY proud of himself!!!! (as he SHOULD be!)

he and Fiera ARE the same height but I drew Fiera first and started Fino top down as you do but neglected to watch the height lol. so just know. they are BOTH tall and BOTH the same height!!!!

He is the BEST warlock of the current era he is warlocking in. If Uncle Pyros was around he'd be mad jealous. Same with Granny Frost tbh. Grandpa Winter would like, lift him up like Simba like "THAT'S MY GRANDBSON! THE BEST WARLOCK IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"

(if the bio grandparents were around, you bet it would be a big case of "the in-laws don't get along" lmao)

Fiera

pink is her fave colour and the colour of her magic, so her shirt, shoes, AND hair ribbons are all pink, but it's a lil light, innit? like i said, limited colours lol

BUT WE'RE HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME DOWN THIS WAY.

EVEN IF MY NOSE SMELLS LIKE ALCOHOL ALL THE DAMN TIME

RIGHT. FIERA.

HOT PANTS! SHE'S GOT HOT PANTS!!! They're not that dark blue, bit of a lighter wash for her denim (but I don't have a lot of blue options lol)

suspenders are red bc FINO'S MAGIC! one is always hanging off of her, the other is always up. she doesn't do this on purpose it just HAPPENS bc she doesn't actually really need them? it's the FASHION. the STYLE.

sometimes hair ribbons are red too, bc Fino magic :3

ALSO wears converse but the boot like ones, bc I've always wanted a pair of boot converse! They look SOO COOL and SOO INCONVENIENT, AND THEY ARE COLOURFUL! I mean. Fiera's are pink but I'VE SEEN ALL THE COLOURS. AND I WANT.

I mean. why make OCs if not for them to wear the things you can't have/afford/pull off?

huehuehue

she's not THAT buff tho she is pretty strong. i am a writer by trade so my doodles are not to scale (read: scrimbly). anyway, she's probably usually a tank/halter top person??? this doodle just really wanted to be a t-shirt!

both twins have elements of their outfits inspired by the fam, not TOTALLY on purpose but it did make me cackle as I noticed them so TAKE THIS QUICK SYNOPSIS:

Fino:

dress shirt, belt over suspenders: blaise vibes

big ol cloak: winter vibes

comfortable shoes: jacquie vibes

vest: jack vibes

Fiera:

suspenders: jack and blaise vibes (both are known to wear them as an accessory instead of for their intended purpose of keeping pants up)

hot pants and boot like shoes: jacquie vibes

hair buns: winter vibes

man, I love the older twins. the SHENANIGANS they get INTO! they're a dream team, you won't know what hit you by the time they're through with you 🥰🥰🥰🥰

#the SHIT i DO to STAY AWAKE for critical role lmao #tbh tho this particular art has been itching my brain the past month?????? #so I am glad I did it! and i didn't fall asleep during cr once >:) #dani speaks #dani doodles #cs posting #crystal springs #fino #fiera #the twins #ocs #my ocs #i want more markers so bad. but they are so expensive here. richard found them V CHEAP when he was in europe a while back #but i need more BLUES #WHY DID I MAKE JACQUELINE'S HAIR WHITE. AHH #also. fiera does NOT have braces. she just has a very toothy smile #and as previously stated. i am a writer by trade. not a draw-er OR dentist tbh #tho i did briefly think about becoming a dentist #for like a whole weekend back in grade 11 #anyway. enjoy the scrimbly twins! #and apologies for the loopy descriptions lol. i wrote it at 2am and then cr ended and i kept going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #and upon rereading it this afternoon when tagging the post i went 'it's fine! let's keep it' #tho I did catch the spelling errors so that's good! #she says. knowing full well she'll see a fresh one down the road for sure

[ninjamelissajulien]

Rewatching Crystalized after a long time- here are my thoughts.

The first third isn’t bad (season 1), honestly it’s still funny

Fugidove you weirdo (affectionate)

I still hate the mayor/the new ninja/ronin

Pythor you bitch (derogatory)

Nya my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Skylor my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Pixal my beloved, how they wasted your potential

Mechanic you motherfucker

HARUMI MY BELOVED CHILD YOUVE RETURNED TO ME

I hate how they changed the overlords voice, rebooted was the best version

I think the overlord intercepted harumi’s soul while it was on its way to the departed realm. Overlord can never truly die, so he’s stuck in an ethereal void. That’s why no one else was around

Harumi, my beloved scrimbly, your body was literally crushed and probably impaled by rebar and concrete

Oni temple still ugly as shit

“Fall of the monastery” is homophobic because my favorite girls got the shit kicked out of them and I’m gay so it’s homophobic

Also Pythor is misogynistic like bro Nya saved your ass from wohira

Also mechanic is misogynistic

Fantastic fights tho

MINI PIXES

I love the minipix 7 saved her mama first 🥹

We did not need the fakeout death for Nya

I love the samurai x mech and Nya’s Sam x outfit

I think they took off the overeffect on pixals voice in Darkness within - that just gave Crystalized extra bonus points in my book

Lloyd dangling sideways is so stupid but funny

Ok but like that wasn’t the last time you fought, technically that was the SECOND to last time shitlord, Zane killed you last time lmao

The coming 👀 of the king

But they didn’t lose??? They killed you???

Golden master was better tbh

Ah, the ugliest fortress in the entire series

Uglyass motherfucker

Harumi my scrimbly

Harumi really be like I hate you but maybe we could be friends but also no I despise you but maybe???

ACAB

Harumis such a brat- I love her so much

GARMADON RETURNS

Garmadon is the funniest motherfucker

The fact that they didn’t get to fully acknowledge Harumi and Garmadon is a missed opportunity

Christofern is an innocent victim

Mechanic motherfucker I want you to die

I forgot about Zane’s head trauma reverting him to the ice emperor. Such a missed opportunity

MISAKO MY BELOVED!!!!!

T*mmy fuck off

Pixal being a badass like usual. Queen!!!!

They put her effect back over her voice

JESUS CHRIST ZANE

ronin redeeming himself 🫡

Pythor you annoying bitch

SKYLOR YOU ARE A QUEEN I’d let you punch me any day

When skylor put her hand on Cole’s head, his scar was glowing

Skylor god I love you

Kai you got trauma we need to discuss

RACER 7 aka BLAZY H. SPEED!!!!!

I would burn everything for Pixal

Jennifer you say the word and I would kill for you

THE PIXANE SPIN

“You brought me back.”

Pixal has the coolest mechs because she deserves it

Garmadon sprint past, screeching, with a barrel is my favorite

“Uh oh? What does uh oh mean?” A callback to season 13 💙

“Pet plant” Lloyd that’s your brother have some respect

I’m gonna be honest- I forgot the overlord was the literal threat this season 😭😭😭

Why do the dragonites have tits????

I literally still can’t believe they have to “jump up kick back whip around and spin”

And the reveal was when the paper was “fold” ed you motherfuckers

Why did the coolest form of the overlord come TWO EPISODES AT THE END

Coles crew showed up

VANIA MY BELOVED SCRIMBLY

MINIPIX

MAYA EDNA BENTHO LOU (💔)

SALLY YOU QUEER QUEEN

Dragon form is literally so dope tho

I’m still not a fan of the “plot twist” with the overlord x devourer

Anyways KICK HIS ASS HARUMI GO BABY GIRL GO

Mechanic shut the fuck up honestly

OKINO

Cole mocking Vangelis is so fucking funny

It hurts to see Lou honesty knowing he’ll never speak again

ADAM

VANIA MY BELOVED

Is it me or is Kai really handsome in his dragon form

Cole and Vania’s hug 🥹

PIXANE SPIN 2.0

Oni Lloyd my beloved

ROTSM 2: Electric Boogaloo

I like to think that it is the ninjas spirits that protected Lloyd and defeated the overlord, not a golden power

Inner Steel is a good song shut up

Overall honestly not a bad season, has some hiccups and missed opportunities but not as bad as I think it’s judged

#ninjago

[icecreampizzer]

head in hands. thinking about deja vu rn. he makes me sooo happy my silliest little guy my freaking scrimbly bimbly you have so many problems boy. sorry about that. you'll get through it though i believe in you. he makes me want to punch a hole in the wall

slowly getting back to maybe working on loatm a bit more, even if it's some teeny tiny progress...tbh i still feel scared but the time is passing and by god i WILL do it scared. for the blorbos in my brain

#gene rambles #auuu wailing.. im wailing #im not gonna tag oc stuff on this bc it's not much really #but um yeah :) holding him in my hands and promptly squeezing him

[honeybeekao]

top 10 enstars

im gonna take this as meaning characters just know im giggling at this

1. rei - who's surprised? no one. his aura is alluring if youre not ritsu so i think im justified. also im mentally ill and he's mentally ill and ive decided we're mentally ill together. vampires with back pain and gay tendencies unite. he's such a kind creature there's so much love in his heart, and i wanna hug him!! i think people should pull him out of his coffin more, if only to make sure he's alright because god can he isolate. if you get me started on how rei feels about himself i'll start sobbing, he doesnt feel human due to being placed on the highest pedestal and othered his entire childhood and i just want him to feel worthy of love. also need him to recognize the love HE feels is real and not evil and he's not evil and OUGDHDHZJ rei's so sweet he's my favorite weirdo, i love him

2. oh god okay Madara - i actually cant pick between him and kaoru sometimes so these two are interchangeable. i think madara's like the most interesting character ever, theres something wrong with him BUT it isnt in the way that /he/ thinks. he isnt a monster and i think he deserves to be held gently. also he needs to wear a wedding dress and more flowy sleeves in my opinion he's sooo pretty he's beautiful he's gorgeous. his whole outlook on religion being disdain and sorrow is understandable, i think the conversation with kanata where kanata says "you cant say such things, you need to respect it even if it isnt real. because it's real to them" - i think it's a little profound. he doesnt wanna respect something predatory and dangerous and life threatening, not to mention the worst thing of all, it hurt KANATA. which madara will never forgivw or respect. fuck you fish cult

3. kaoruuuuuu - i adore kaoru my aro babygirl my lovely poor sad little man, do you think if someone asked to take a selfie with him he'd get flustered? i think so. actually just boosting his ego would be fun because you know he's so pathetic IM NORMAL ABOUT KAORU I SWEAR okay Okay i think he's really sweet and deserves the world. he's oblivious and that's okay. also i need him to fix izumi for me because im not doing that (yes i am but dont tell him or izumi) date plan is like my favorite story, i love his conversation with rei soooo much. he's a little gay. (he's very gay) kaoru doesnt understand girls he should talk to arashi. also transfem kaoru fandom where are youu

4. chiaki - sweetie lovely "only enstars character with morals" my wonderful little hero boy, i dont think i need any justification if you dont like chiaki i don't trust you /j. he makes me feel so many emotions, i think everything he's done is so impressive because at a point he was Terrified that he couldn't do anything that he reeeaaally wanted to do. but he got there, eventually. scrimbly of a guy, he's so silly i totally believe he ends up in the hospital every month and kanata scolds him for it . and kaoru tsks at him for it and they both love him this is what i'm saying. ryuseitai as a unit are here too because i adore them all with my entire heart

5. rinne - never thought he'd be here but i'm also glad he is despite his attitude flaws. he's a bitch and i love him!! he's fucking ridiculous sometimes like i love that it's canon he's pretended to be walking a runway because of his FS outfit. also his ways of getting things to work, while insane and good god why would you do that, it makes him so interesting. i cant believe this man exists in the enstars universe he's like an anomaly to me (oh did i mention he also has the "im not human" issue? all of my blorbos are ill) he's pretty. dont tell him that. or do, see what happens he probably needs to hear it. he feels he's disappointed hiiro already and so he avoids him which also makes me unbelievably sad. please hug your little brother he misses you. i promise you didn't disappoint anyone!!!

6. izumi - i joke that he's my problematic fav but i think what happened here is he has the perfectionism illness that leads to self destruction and mean approach to loving others. and i understand this on a level due to people in my life, i think he deserves a caring hand and should also get shoved a couple times. like once a year. i got obsessed with ironic blue and i Never went back im not sorry. ALSO HE'S SO EASY TO BOTHER i think kaoru should challenge him to more shit it's incredibly entertaining, those two <3 there's something wrong with him and He knows it and Everyone knows it, No One here is acknowledging it though!

7. kohaku - I LOVE KOHAKU he's so funny he's like an oddball but isnt an oddball and it's because he fucking grew up on the internet! i love that he treats his 2 units like a day and night job umm DOES HE EVER SLEEP? dear enstars dear cospro, he's 15 that isn't healthy. he makes me sad because he's still a kid and will continue to sorta be a kid because of growing up in such a Way. being locked away by your assassin family cannot do anything good for your mental health. i'm glad he has companions though, and i'm sure he at least has fun in idol stuff. how the fuck does he deal with rinne AND madara daily? i think i'd die. dealing with them in my head is already a nightmare sometimes /affection

8. keito - picking these is not difficult actually im having fun. KEITO HASUMI'S MY POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW dear god i look at him in any given moment and go Awwwww........ 😰 i love him so much. how can you be so stuck up yet So prone to causing problems. it's so fucking funny he's a little embarrassing and i think is very easy to mess with. madara says he's taking kuro away to be a solo unit and keito flips his shit he feels SO betrayed, this poor guy. i would say he's gullible, but that one's more on the sense of He doesnt trust madara at all and can totally envision that being the truth, hey madara at least one person thinks youre capable!! <3 keito's so normal and so very unhinged all at once, i love his glasses and his intertwining story with eichi and rei, i love his unit. akatsuki my beloveds i really like all 3 of them dearly

9. ritsu - oh ritsu dear ritsu you make me so sad i dont know what to do with myself. he can't stand change because it feels like loss to him, cough cough thisll happen when your brother is gone cough, but his home in knights is everything. he's sooo smart and i love when he's content and happy. just chilling out, he deserves it and i think him sharing that with others is really sweet. i think ritsu should take more shared naps with people, all of knights should nap more!! especially tsukasa. him and mao are insane to me i havent looked into them too much so you arent getting analysis, but mao's very obviously important to him

10. natsume - i love this witch boy with all my heart, probably just as much as i love the transmasc hc for him. i think he's a fucking genius, i think he's gonna dominate the world with his powers, i think he's insane but he's too little to be scary. also war era makes me Cry, the other oddballs were protecting him from as much of the evil as possible, sobs weeps hits the pavement. switch are very important to me.. i Love natsume's design they outdid themselves when creating him, coolest hair Ever..i think he should've had fangs though. Give natsume fangs and a trans flag thank u

honorable mentions!!

kanata, arashi, niki, mayoi, hinata, souma, hokke, shinobu

#enstars #here u go my thoughts off the top of my head #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze #madara mikejima #chiaki morisawa #izumi sena #rinne amagi #ritsu sakuma #natsume sakasaki #kohaku oukawa #keito hasumi #🐦 #top 10 #enstars tag

[spiders-reblogs]

mutual 1: omg brimbi from scrangle art... he's wearing a dress. awesome!

mutual 2: i am unbelievably horny i

mutual 3: i found a dead rat under the dirt surrounded by writhing red worms and felt the gods calling from under the soil. they told me the secrets of the west and the numbers of the lottery next october, and have declared me their prophet. there's a hole in my head that bleeds indefinitely

mutual 4: my career is in shambles lol 😭

mutual 5: i think "scrangle" is a meaningless show and everyone who likes it deserves no happiness in their fucking life. shitty ass kid's show with no actual meaningful plots. who would enjoy this?? brimbi should kill himself

mutual 6: FUTBOOOOOL I LOVE ARGENTINAAAAAA 🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉 i fear the election results

mutual 7: Lmao Cat Meme. His Paws So Tiny! Reblog For More Twitter Content

mutual 8: cannibalism (horny)

mutual 9: *saw Saw (2004) recently and is going on a reblog spree*

mutual 10: i need to get the biggest boobs possible. yo dount undertsand i NEED th

mutual 11: who's hotter. machinery or gore. reblog

mutuals 12, 13, 14, 15: the transgender agenda . it is real. and it's my favorite thing. go forth dear transsexualism

mutual 1: ough... scrimbli is so cool! he inspires me to be better :D here's my oc that i ship with him! his name is crung :]

mutual 3: there's three gods under the coffin i woke up inside of. they talk like old friends and speak no ill of me. they told me i would never be the same anymore and that that's the best thing about being back alive. the rat skull sits on my desk and the days are brighter

mutual 4: they delayed the date for my latest project again.. FINALLY i can sleep more thwn two hours

mutual 9: i've added image descriptions for every post on the site! :D

me: oh shit . i fucking forgor about image descriptions ttthank fucjing god no one reblogs anything in my main hold on i am gonn

mutual 16: there's no joy in living

mutual 17: there's no living in shame

mutual 1: they fucking cancelled scrangle. i fucking h

[frecklenog]

finally watching house of wax 1953 ,, thots under tha cut

YAYYY WAX WOMAN W KNIFE

HI MR PRICE HIII HIIIII

the subtitles dont work o no :(

“that should be they now” pronoun user ..

soo curios whether these r real wax sculptures.. some of them are. obvious. but others i straight up expect to move. the craftsmanship is incredible

HI JOANIE !!!!!!!!

also curious about the clothes. are they real cloth or are there sculpted parts too. is it just a full body underneath or is it just the skin that’s visible. tho admittedly i don’t know much abt wax sculptures despite having the ‘05 movie as a longstanding hyperfixation 🥴

HIS NAME IS FUCKING JARED????

oh okay he just turned booth’s head. so that’s probably not connected to like. more wax skin.

if jared is the one doing the killing i support him. jared did nothing wrong this mf is setting his art on fire for insurance fraud. he should murder

marie :(

ok the burning clothes r answering my questions LMAO

JARED GET UPPPP

JARED

jared you fucking suck at fighting. knock it off w the water bucket and KILL THIS FOOL

ono. explodegeon.

OLD TIMEY FIRE DEPARTMENT YAYYYYYYYY HORSES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 🐴🐴🐴

OH THIS BITCH.

“had i been there i might have saved him” kys you fuck

“they always want a corpse :)” i love this strange woman

ohhhh all these mary poppins ass dresses J’ADORE

i hope jared is waiting in this fucker’s house with a club

OH MY GOD YAYYYYYYYY

he’s got a little bit of a “freddy kreuger cosplaying nosferatu” thing goin on. tbh

hiding..

someone get this man a cane or smth. my god. SOMETHING

LMFAOOOOO GOODBYE BITCH

“yes. but he hung himself instead 🥰” SHE IS SO BIZZARE

“you got all the brains and all i got is the boobs!”

CATHY’S SO SWEET 🥺🥺🥺

her laugh is. a little much. cute here and there but with the amount she does it it gets grating. but it’s very much of the time ain’t it. cinderella and snow white and alice in wonderland ass giggle

oh hey jared i almost forgot this was house of wax

SUE ???????

i mean tbf. what on EARTH is jared doing here. but maybe he would explain if he could get some dialogue

not that i don’t love silly chase scenes. i just wanna know Why yfeel

jared please leave sue alone

SUE YOUR SHOES?

oh weaponshoes. punch shoes.

ok i was here for killing matt or whatever his name was but cathy didn’t deserve that :/// cmon jared

I DIDNT THINK THOSE AUTOMOBILES WENT FAST ENOUGH TO HURT ANYBODY AHSJSGSJGXJAGSJSBAN

dont call dead women “honey” like that that’s weird.

I DONT THINK EMBALMING FLUID MAKES PEOPLE SIT UP LIKE THAT.

someone sit up again that was funny

YAYYYYY HI JARED

he is just scrimbling around……..

boy what on earth are you doing

is he going to defenestrate her bo- HE IS OH MY GODDDD

who is helping him. what

JARED DONT STEAL BODIES?????

“no human being can look like that” you wouldn’t say that about a scarred vet you chunk of shit i oughta kick you in the both of your balls

who is this very attractive man in the apron……….

JARED OH MY GOD. HI JARED !!!!!!!! how.

igor is so pretty and so fucking talented. would. in a heartbeat i would.

jared’s wheelchair fucking rules. vincent should’ve used a wheelchair i think.

i wonder if this is really how any of this process goes. it makes more sense than vinnie’s godawful shower

MATT FALLING OUT OF THE BOX AJSHSJHSNZHSJSB

daaamn this movie has an intermission. not even an hour in

HELLO PADDLEBALL MAN

OH MY GOD IT MOOOOOOOOVESSSSSSSSS

the 3d nonsense is so funny omg

THE LADIES PEEKING THE WAX DICK SKDHJDBSNDB

WAX CHOPPPPP

oh millie :(

WHY DO YOU CARRY SMELLING SALTS. JARED. IS THAT TYPICAL 50S BEHAVIOR. (genuinely unsure)

just a dead ass body on display lmao get fucked matt

the chamber of what.

OH MY GOD CATHY.

jared this is why we don’t just put wax on human bodies. you get found out by the friends of the deceased. also the rotting

jared please dont kill sue i like sue. i liked cathy :((

jared seems like a chill dude. aside from the.

waves my hand vaguely. You Know

please got JUST SCULPT HER. JARED. JUST SCULPT HER. STOP CHEATING

something is deeply wrong w the paddleball man. sir this is post-hayes code why do you have balls in your mouth

JARED. JUST ASK HER TO MODEL. CHRIST.

honestly tho WHAT is the explanation for his face. please. pl

THOSE DRESSES LOOK SOOOOO FUN TO SPIN AROUND IN !!!!!!!! 🥰🕯️

“you never saw a show like this in provincetown” MASSACHUSETTS MENTIONED 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞 (there r no chickadee/elm/mass flag emojis)

PTOWN ALSO MENTIONED 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

girl put your ass away i’m here to watch vincent price be Odd and Peculiar

“cathy had the habit of wearing an earring in her right ear. she had the lobe of her right ear only pierced for that” cathy was out there in 1953 using flags for gay men to spot each other not established for another two decades

sometimes i watch dancers in old movies like this and i try to spot my grandma maggiepat. that’s not really related to the movie but i do wonder. i know she was in the red shoes…

“why should joan of arc have her right ear pierced?” “why not? they wore them then.” “two, not one.” WHY DID CATHY ONLY WEAR ONE THEN !!!!!! someone who knows about 50s culture help me

ohh his name is henry jared. whatever.

the long highwaisted skirts….. :)) 🕯️

sue. sue get down from there

igor is SOOO HANDSOME god okay i’ll be normal sorry 😔

jared. no. bad. knock that off. spraying him with a squirt bottle

god he’s INCREDIBLY charming tho. mad props to mr price

oh my god LEON..

sue should Not be in here alone at night. girl this is a horror movie and you are TRESPASSING

oh hello skeleton

unidentified fucking thing just drifting creepily around the room 🆗🆒

WIG…………….

hiiii mr price

ok jared can walk like. fine. who ACTUALLY fucking killed cathy whose physicality was that

HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE A WAX FACE …….

JARED SHES STILL ALIVE. JARED. JARED.

why was leon convinced by that guy pouring liquor djgsjdbs

idc what happens i could fix igor. me and him and vincent sinclair. fuck timelines

hdkdhjdgd THIS FUCKING GUYY

i’d let igor do this to me. who said that.

HES SO RESOURCEFUL AND INTELLIGENT

girl what is scratching the wax gonna do. be serious

LET IGOR BEHEAD THIS GUY

HE IS DEAF AND MUTE LEAVE HIM ALONE STOP SLAPPING HIM I WILL BECOME VIOLENCE

why are you using the pointy end of that thing to bust thru this door. surely there are more effective ways to go about this

goodbye pig

“every time i shave i can still feel that guillotine blade” it never made contact with you. or you would be dead. dont try to be funny

why did shane sneeze.

NOOOOOOO IGOR :((((((((

#shut up emrys #:candle:

[dragonballwish]

Sorry I wasn't trying to be hurtful, i'm kind of new to this series and mostly know it from memes and stuff I see online and Krillin is usually presented as a joke character. Like people say even his wife doesn't even like him (though I think the overrepresentation of her cheating on him is super weird) so I was just wondering why some people seem to see it so differently.

First— WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL !!!!!!!

<3 I’m happy to answer anything you’re curious about haha even if it’s insensitive or potentially drama-inducing, and sorry I thought you low key just didn’t like krillin sjjdjff I’ll defend him until I die

Anyways!!

I can guarantee anyone who talks like that is either projecting, haven’t seen the entire show (a LOT of db fans haven’t even seen the whole first half (og db)), or both.

18 LOVES Krillin, first of all. Everyone just thinks she���s hot (she is) and thinks krillin isn’t (they’re wrong he’s so scrimbly <333) and so they’d rather have her cuck krillin with master roshi than to be her true canon self in their relationship- which is actually the most wholesome ship in the canon series!! Like Fr !!!! They are the perfect couple in every way !!!! And they love each other !!! And krillin is not happy being cucked !!!!!!!! And 18 would NEVER !!!!!!!

Krillin being presented as a joke character technically isn’t wrong— Toriyama is pretty much first and foremost a gag-manga creator and so every character has really goofy traits. A lot of haters or just kinda db-fights-only stans tend to hyper focus only on the fights and serious traits— which is why a lot of people who haven’t really gotten into db only really know Goku as a fighting guy when he’s actually a goofball ?

Also like. Krillin doesn’t have a nose I feel like that makes people go ???? But it’s literally just a gag Toriyama made him win fights with lack of sense of smell—

Krillin gets the opposite representation obvi— a lot of people don’t really see him as that strong (which is wrong) and since he’s not as strong as goku and vegeta and other non-human characters, he tends to be sidelined while also still getting opportunity for commentary. Sometimes it’s that krillin is there to fight as first line of defense before goku comes and demolishes an opponent, or other variations of whatever, sometimes it’s that krillin is part of the main plot line but the final villain of the arc is defeated by— yep. Goku. Not that I’m complaining haha

I think because a lot of people haven’t seen krillin as a kid and haven’t experienced just how much growth he’s had from little bastard teen to a guy that is just so thankful to be alive and wants to protect those around him, they tend to oversimplify him to the traits that are shown in Z which is pretty solid in sidelining all the characters that were given way more spotlight in og db. I’m rambling so much oh god

Ignoring all that growth tends to only show traits that are surface-level in my opinion ? Like if you saw krillin hesitating to put his life on the line in Namek saga and thought “a coward?” It’s more along the lines of “this is my last chance at life and oh my god I’m the last line of defense for five year old gohan (my best friend’s toddler son) and bulma (one of my first friends)”. That kinda thing. That was just me saying stuff but literally connotation for all the characters changes when you’ve seen them from the beginning and it also adds kinda a connection with them like I watched this guy from adolescence I love him like my own son. (Low key that’s a lot of gohan stans I am convinced but you didn’t hear it from me)

For a show about aliens, krillin is definitely the most relatable and most human (even without the nose).

Anyways. If you haven’t already,, go watch og db and experience !!! Or read the manga (which cuts out a lot of filler. All of filler. The fights also feel better paced. And the paneling is iconic Fr) and just bask in the glory that is bastard og characters !! Every character feels so different when you see them from the beginning and understand their growth. Almost every sidelined character in Z was once the biggest opponent Goku had ever faced LOL

Anyways this got long sorry for rambling

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #wishpost #wishnonymous #wishanswers #krillin #kid krillin #goku #wishrambles #k18

[onlyplatonicirl]

helllloooo *appearifies in your ask box* it is i, the headcANON. its been a while ive been busy (doing nothing). anyways today, we are discussing our favourite little gremlin man, ink :) hes one of my favourite little scrimbly bimblies, he is so me fr

has an encyclopedic knowledge on all forms and genres of art. if you show him a painting, sculpture, song, poem, whatever, he knows who made it, how they made it, when they did, the meaning behind the piece and the style it was done in/never take him to an art museum, bro will stay there for hours. he will have to be escorted out by security

he just loves creating, no matter what it is. he loves cooking and tending to his garden. he loves putting a bit of himself into the world no matter how small, no matter if it will not be remembered.

one of his favourite genres of art is ephemeral art, more commonly known as temporary art. art which doesn't last long, it is experienced in the moment and then it disappears. this style of art includes things such as ice or sand sculptures, which will eventually melt or be swept away by the shore

he has a lingering thought in the back of his mind that he truly comes from nowhere and means nothing in the grand scheme of anything, when he dies that will be it, that will be all he has ever been

has an existential crisis every two days (same bro), deals with it by doodling

i think when he was with the council he was probably required to undertake therapy, if your council is made up of incredibly strong, near god-like figures its probably a good idea to make sure theyre doing good mentally (LMAO THAT DIDNT WORK OUT HUH?)

he has a small bag he carries with him at all times, in it contains his essentials, his phone, a notepad, a sketch pad, and pen. he uses the notepad to write down anything he needs to remember but knows he will forget, as well as his schedule. this way, he can keep track of his days and make sure he takes his meds on time (paints)

comyet never specified which paints correspond to what emotion, some are a bit obvious, simply because its what we've come to associate that emotion with: red - anger, yellow - happy, blue - sad, pink - love. heres my personal interpretation of the other colours: orange - anxiety, green - calm, purple - curiosity, white and black dont do anything, instead theyre more like catalysts, black intensifies the emotion, white nullifies the emotion

his ectobody and blush too is normally just a clear white but upon drinking a paint of any kind it will tint it that colour (if he drinks more than ine he can turn into a lava lamp :0 )

his eyelights correspond to the current emotion he is feeling, but theyre very abstract and appear to simply be a random smatter of colours and shapes, there is no consistency to it

i imagine the council prescribed him a mixture of emotions to help get him through the day. they help him socialise and respond 'correctly'

he is so autism coded. it's insane. my man can not emote in a socially acceptable manner, needs an outside support to help him navigate social situations, experiences sensory seeking and underload (i need sensory shit or i will explode/dissociate), he has strict and rigid routines, experiences memory loss and brain fog, has a special intrest in art and has a flat affect when he isnt actively using his emotions (masking), canon (idk if its canon actually) aroace - not necessarily a trait of autism but holy fuck it is so common in this communtiy. undertale au sans makers be like hmm how do i make the most autistic bitch possible

struggles with empathy for others but has hyperempathy for inanimate objects (this is actually semi canon), if he knocks or drops into something, he'll apologise to it and hug it. similar situation to animals

no sense of taste. just none. tries his best at cooking but often ends up over salting things or adding too much spice

likes food based on the texture, thus he loves stuff like jelly and yoghurt

loves movies but has a really poor attention span and has to take breaks throughout the movie

texts like a boomer lol, really bad at spelling and overuses emojis and unfunny gifs

is a polyglot, can speak french (native language), english, japanese, and spanish

his house is an engineer and architect's worst nightmare. shit is liminal as fuck. long stretching hallways with doors that are unaligned, many of which lead to incomplete rooms (he forgot to furnish them and now can not enter them because white spaces scary), some of the doors are raised several feet above the ground and simply can not be accessed through normal means, staircases that lead straight into a wall, random open areas revealing a courtyard which can actually exist... a room would take up the space and yet doesnt. the floors are also all inspired by a particular style, one floor is art deco, the other industrial

is also a goopy boy, albeit far more solid than paperjam, when stressed or upset his form becomes 'looser' and his face can appear distorted

doesnt have a favorite animal per say, he just likes the colourful ones, mainly birds like parrots and peacocks

he can play an impressive array of instruments, including the guitar, drums, piano, cello, and flute. he picked up the flute from dream

has always liked hanging out with dream because of his positive aura, it doesnt make him feel happy, but it makes him feel relaxed and safe

on the other end youd think he wouldnt like hanging out with nightmare because would make him feel stressed and in danger, but Ink doesnt really know what its like to feel endangered. he has been in dangerous and life-threatening (or as close as you can get as a magical skeleton thing) scenarios, but it doesnt really affect him, he just doesnt have an eros drive.

he met nightmare and dream a few times when they were younger, and he taught them how to draw and they taught him how to play music. Ink would listen to their concerns and do his best to try and help them, albeit he lacks empathy, so he would always try and come up with a way to solve their problem, which isnt always what people want when they come to talk to you about that stuff

visited dream when he was stoned (lmao) a lot, was also there when he broke free and comforted him the best he could, i like drink a lott but the best way i can describe their relationship is like childhood friends who are also soulmates but also star-crossed lovers

- headcANON

HEADCANON THESE ARE SO REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK YES SO MANY OF THESE ALIGN WITH MY VIEW OF HIM AS WELL !!!!!!

- Canonically he is aroace, and in this story I keep that as well. I never said it on tumblr but as we further explore the relationship error and ink have you’ll learn it’s closer to a qpr and that there are a couple of very funny misconceptions that were had about them as an audience. Ink has a much different sense of romance than most allo and aro people due to his ability to kinda just change it whenever he wants but I’ll get further in depth later in the fic.

- you are extremely right about the aesthetics in every room of the house changing depending on the room. The house is a nightmare. ink can just edit it like a sims house with zero limits so he just makes the most insane shit. They gave him like a couple of miles of empty land and were like “ok go hog wild” and he did. He’s never really had a consistent home before so he got excited to make himself a special place and lost his mind.

- definitely has an art special interest

- the council actually did give him emotions to be more regulated, but they are not as strong or enjoyable as the ones he gets from the “wild” (the ones he gets off of the AUs)

- I think his relationship with NM and Dream is something really cool and unique, and I wanna elaborate on it more

THANKS FOR THE HEADCANONS MWAH 💋

#ask lorel #anon #TCOTI

[reggieservices]

I’ve Seen you do Bowers gang ships So (Ofc if you have the time) Would you Ship me? I’m A 5 ft 1 Female With Light Ginger Hair and I’m from A Really rough area of England Which Ultimately means : I Have A Really strong Accent and Vulgar language Including Typical British Insults and I’m Really messed up in the head from what I’ve seen During my childhood. I’m Very Opinionated and Will Gladly call out somebody and have a shouting match if they are in my way (which often caused me to be in trouble with authorities figures in childhood) I Have really big parental issues so i spent most of my childhood with my Grandparents as a safe space and Due to sexual trauma , usually wear Tight and revealing clothes.

I pair you with...

🪚Patrick Hockstetter 🪚

🪚You guys hit if off IMMEDIATELY

🪚 The fact that you swear even more than him is such a turn on for him

🪚 He loves how strong and opinionated you are, but wont like it much if you call him out on his bs

🪚 Y'alls problems w authority cause a shit ton of ruckus in Derry, the police station hates you guys

🪚 Thinks your hair is the prettiest colour ever, always wants to take photos of you, especially when the sun hits you perfectly

🪚 Being messed up in the head as well, its maybe not the safest idea for you guys to be together, and alot of people know it but your similarities almost seem to level each other out, so no ones complaining much

🪚 Understands your parental issues, tries empathizing with you but not much for giving kind words out, more of listening

🪚 You being as short as you are makes your fire all the more funny to him

🪚 He cant understand how such a smaller girl can have as much pent up rage but he loves it

🪚 tight clothes are really a bonus for him, enjoys it immensely if you send him fit checks

🪚 Thinks your accent is cool, but if you talk to fast it just sounds like gibberish to him💀💀 can't hear a thing you said so he'll just nod and agree

🪚 Overall he's basically a pale, American, black haired version of you with more pyromanical tendencies, so your relationship is pretty tight packed

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Love how the second I say i'm gonna start writing more i disappear for like 2 weeks thats do cool of me. Anywho i'm busy for like the next 3 weeks but god damn i'll be trying my darnest to wheel some content for y'all. Stay safe n stayed scrimbly blimbly my guys<3

#reggie services #bowers gang #henry bowers #reggie huggins #patrick hockstetter #victor criss #bowers gang x reader #henry bowers imagines #reggie huggins imagines #henry bowers x reader #Henry bowers x reader #Vic criss #vic criss imagines #vic criss #reginald huggins #belch huggins #patrick hocksetter x reader

[aengell]

Bartholomew

Some say that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but I have to disagree.

I had been searching for him for months, and let me tell you, it was 100% worth it.

I saw him on Tumblr and knew I needed him.

To be honest, this little gentleman stole my heart the moment I set eyes on him.

He was the last one left on the shelf and even the cashier fell in love with him while I was checking out.

I cried when I opened the bag and have immediately grown a maternal attachment to him.

Ever since this little guy came into my life i have experienced joy in never before felt proportions.

I named him sir scrimble tagliatelle.

his eyes are a little crooked but I think it makes him even more goofy. 

His name is Black Sesame Ice Cream.

I love this little guy

Adorable on every level. 

Perfect in every way possible

I never knew love until this chonk entered my life and his rotundness truly never ceases to amaze me. 

I would give the world for him and want to take him on all of my adventures.

He fits right in the palm of my hand and I called him mushroom soup.

He is literally the most angelic little friend I have ever encountered. 

I named him Francois Laundromat with the nickname 'Tubby' - he really is the perfect specimen.

I think he is the most polite dollop of pudding in the whole universe.

His name is Recycling Ben and he is a pleasant man.

He is very popular with my friends as well.

He is talented, intelligent, beautiful, show-stopping, compassionate, and breathtaking - a true work of art.

No wonder he's so popular

He lights up my world so much that I want to hug him all day and every day.

He knows exactly what to say when im feeling down, he is soft and gives good hugs. 

He sits and listens and is patient. I like to come home to him.

He’s changed my life for the better. 

He brings me so much peace and he’s healed all of my ailments.

Simon is a sleepy soul with an adventurous nature, and his potato shaped body is perfect for me to hold.

Little stars set him apart from the rest.

his name is bean and he is a really good dancer. an amazing snuggler and great at sharing snacks.

I have had him for a few years now and none of the stars have come off yet. 

He’s loved a lot, because he’s incredibly soft, gentle and smiles so sweet.

Tiny arms and legs big round tummy - oh my god.

He is so misshapen it is OUTSTANDING.

He has got a big nose and his left leg is a little crooked so he can‘t sit properly, but he‘s still very cute

He holds himself with the demeanor of someone who's worked retail for the past 15 years, he’s got stance, he’s got class, he’s got my entire heart.

Beware though, he might eat all your pasta!

He also makes a great makeshift pillow.

My only complaint is that he’s a little too talkative at night, but gosh he’s so funny, it’s worth the lost sleep.

The round tummy, stubby legs, and droopy eyes all spoke to me on a deep personal level and i am going to sacrifice my life for Bomba the moment the opportunity arises.

Bartholomew will not be passed onto my kids,

he will die with me.

AN: Okey...listen before you say anything...I had this idea today in class as I was browsing the @jellycatstuffies website (they sell ADORABLE stuffed animals) for christmas presents. I read some of the reviews and I found myself not paying any attention in class, because the comments literally made my heart MELT. they were so sweet, genuine and funny that I started writing some of them down. I noticed that it kinda started to read like some kind of love confession, and that's when I decided: I am gonna make a poem out of this. And Voila! All these phrases are 100% taken from jellycat reviews (except some pronoun changes and filler words). Reading it makes me super happy and I hope it's making you feel loved as well <3 I know christmas time isn't easy for everyone! Just take this sweet like experimental poem as my present to you, I love you guys!

Another AN: I know this is by far not perfect and I feel like there is soo much more potential in this idea, but I was super impatient about posting this. I might post a reworked version soon though :) also a disclaimer: I am aware that I am probably not the first person to have this idea!

#poetry #poetsandwriters #original poem #poetic stories #jellycat #stuffed animal #love poem #love story #dark acamedia #jellycat please restock the amore cat!!! #poets on tumblr #love letters

[gone-fishing-engines]

DAY OUT WITH THOMAS PUFFING BILLY

Was very underwhelming, a post ⬇️⬇️⬇️

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I was going to the day out with Thomas event at puffing Billy today! And honestly I'll start off with saying it was good, but not exactly what they promised.

To start, 'James' was supposed to be the leading engine taking us on our 40 minute trip. 20 there and back. I was actually surprised to see it was actually just puffing Billy himself on his normal line with his usual faceplate. Unless you had the front or back carriage, you couldn't see the engine at all. And we got one of the middle ones. :'^)

Obviously the little kiddies couldn't care less but it made me go MMMmm something doesn't add up here. Still, puffing Billy is an absolutely fantastic engine and it was great to see him pull and then take us backwards. Going over the bridge was probably my favourite part of the whole day.

Thomas was completely stagnant for the whole day. I knew this was the case as the website and event detailed that he wouldn't be pulling. This made a lot of families and children upset so they intercommed that 'Thomas was having some problems and can't take them right now' was pretty funny

Oh god

They played the entire all engines go sing-alongs on speakers THE WHOLE TIME. No rws media rep, no tvs rep, just all engines go. If you're a fan of it you'd love it but it was painful.

WHERE'S DIESEL?????

Oh.

There he is??? In a poster???? I might've missed him if he was there earlier in the day but they never specified if he was going to be around all the time or not. Or PHYSICAL?? HAHDGSHSH

Sir Topham- uhhhh let's not talk about topham. I brought Toby to see him but honestly I think Toby would get extreme whiplash and cry

THEY MISNAMED MY MAN BERTIE

???? How dare you ??

Scrimbly bimblos 💗💗💗 they had a photo opportunity line but I just walked to the side to get photos of these trucks

Some photos of me in my custom handmade skirt and hair bow! Also toby

And finally! The man the myth the legend, THOVIS

He was cute I won't deny it but part of me wishes he was pulling the train. Speaking of the train I wanted to commit throw child off carriage one just kept screaming and random inputs and I was done

SO ALL IN ALL, not bad! But not terrific either. I'd like to go on one of the other versions of this day in a different country it might be better. They didn't even have the dowt wooden railway Thomas. Just four characters from the original series and that was it.

#thomas and friends #ttte #ttte thomas #ttte diesel #puffing billy #trains #irl trains #day out with thomas #thomas the tank engine #mega post #ttte james #ttte toby