#Greg Michael

[adamwatchesmovies]

Baby Geniuses (1999)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

I've said many times that there are no bad premises, only bad executions. Baby Geniuses has taken that thought behind the shed and blasted it with a double-barrelled shotgun. This is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

To prove that her method of education is the best, Dr. Elena Kinder (Kathleen Turner) and her associate, Dr. Heep (Christopher Lloyd) separate twins Sylvester and Whit (played by Leo, Gerry & Myles Fitzgerald and voiced by Miko Hughes) at birth. One twin is raised in a laboratory and the other by a kind couple (Kim Cattrall as Robin and Peter MacNicol as her husband Dan). What the scientists at BabyCo don’t realize is that babies are naturally capable of speaking in a language only they understand - until they grow out of it once they learn to converse with adults. When the brothers meet and are accidentally switched, the other babies under the scientists' care make it their mission to return them to their rightful homes.

This film’s story sounds even stupider as I’m trying to summarize it. None of it makes any sense, whatsoever. If babies are intelligent, why do they poop in their diapers? Why do they get fooled by simple peek-a-boo games? How is it they can’t figure out a way to communicate with the rest of us? Oh, because adults are too stupid to realize that the random notes they smash onto a keyboard actually translates into a beautiful symphony and that their random scribbles on a page are identical to ancient languages? Please.

It doesn’t get any easier to swallow when we see a baby jump up in the air and perform karate kicks or use tools to escape from secure locations. Their skulls haven’t even solidified and yet they’re able to incapacitate full-grown men, and not just random men, but armed guards? Movie. I don’t mind if YOU’RE an idiot, but don’t assume I’m an idiot.

Moving past that load of diaper gravy and we find this catastrophe that is a plot. It’s so brainless and idiotic that at first, you can have fun at its expense. The unconvincing CGI used to create a baby in a three-piece suit dancing to Puttin’ on the Ritz had me in stitches. Then, the film kept going and going and going. It grinds away your sanity and will to survive until you’re begging for it to end. You think you’ve seen lousy performances before. This picture takes it to a level of hell so deep it was deemed unfit for Satan himself. First, we have child actors on-screen. Not only are they children, but they’re babies so they have no idea what is happening around them. They’re basically looking off-screen at jingling toys with this stupid expression on their face. Then, they’re dubbed over by voice actors who are devoid of talent. We're talking dual-levels of awful. They’re almost enough to make you overlook the adults, who must have had nothing but regrets once they got on set because they bring no enthusiasm to their roles whatsoever.

There is no shortage of criticisms to be directed at Baby Geniuses. It features a terrifying animatronic baby (played by a man in a suit) who is sure to turn up again in your nightmares. The plot follows no logic. Writers Bob Clark (who also directs) and Greg Michael frequently run out of comedic ideas and instead start referencing other movies - even when it makes no sense. None of these criticisms accurately convey how agonizing it is to sit through Baby Geniuses. The picture relies heavily on you either finding any scene with a baby doing something it isn’t supposed to do hilarious or having an emotional meltdown at the sight of any diaper wearer. At no point is it more obvious than in the film’s overly manipulative conclusion, during which a montage of children is set to Gift of Love by Randy Travis. Thinking back to it makes me throw up a bit. And there’s a sequel to this? And it’s supposed to be EVEN worse? Diving into a crocodile pit is looking like a better option at this point. (On VHS, May 9, 2018)

#Baby Geniuses #movies #films #movie reviews #film reviews #Bob Clark #Greg Michael #Kathleen Turner #Christopher Lloyd #Kim Cattrall #Peter MacNicol #Ruby Dee #1999 movies #1999 films

[pixlokita]

Fam visited and brought new bebe so had to draw glammike and baby Greg to get it out of my system

#im sick so i couldn’t hold him for too long but he was so chonky and small #augh ;; bzbdkdbd squisjy #okokokok #pix habla #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #michael afton #Gregory fnaf #uhhh #glamrock freddy #glammike #i accidentally made Greg so tiny xD oops #he was probably that small when he was born tbh

[doctorsiren]

Finally watched Over The Garden Wall all the way through and I just think a FNAF AU could be interesting

#doctorsiren #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #over the garden wall #michael afton #evan afton #crying child #fnaf vanessa #henry emily #william afton #purple guy #otgw wirt #otgw greg #otgw beatrice #otgw woodsman #otgw beast #fnaf fanart #otgw fanart #crossover au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #Vanessa is Beatrice and is a bunny instead of a bluebird #Fredbear is the frog #and Charlie’s soul is the one in the lantern

[rwrbmovie]

Never tell us the odds. May 8-11, 2024

#i was debating between a few caption options for the longest time wow i might change it? idk #ofc only last week couldve gotten me back to making gifs #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #rwrbsource #red white and royal blue #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #matthew lopez #casey mcquiston #uma thurman #rachel hilson #aneesh sheth #sarah shahi #clifton collins jr #my stuff #sarah schechter #michael mcgrath #greg berlanti

[operafantomet]

THE AUCTIONÉER: 100% would not trust!!

Milan van Weelden, Oberhausen

Philip Griffiths, West End

Carrington Vilmont, Broadway

Andrey Shkoldychenko, Moscow

Andrey Shkoldychenko, Moscow

Tim Morgan and ?, West End

Una Reynolds and Milan van Weelden, Oberhausen

Greg Mills and ?, Broadway

Michael Lackey, Las Vegas

Scott Watanabe, Las Vegas

Simon Shorten, West End

James Gant, West End revival

Tug Watson, Broadway

(original design by Maria Bjørnson)

#phantom of the opera #auction scene #auctioneer #milan van weelden #philip griffiths #carrington vilmont #andrey shkoldychenko #tim morgan #greg mills #michael lackey #scott watanabe #simon shorten #james gant #tug watson #maria bjørnson

[thecryptidart1st]

So here's my little au idea thing that could fit into your Alive au: We have Michael & Sammy as Gregory's dads', so what if Cassie & Gregory are cousins & Evan is Cassie's dad?

OKAY SO I LOVE THIS????

NGL THE PLAN I HAD IN MIND WAS THAT CASSIE WOULD'VE BEEN STILL PART OF THE ALIVE AU'S EMILY-AFTON-FITZGERALD FAMILY.

BUT THIS????

IT FITS WAAAAAAAAY BETTER, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I HAVE ELIZABETH BEING THE MOTHER OF VANESSA IN THE ALIVE AU

SO NOW ALL THE AFTON KIDS HAVE KIDS AND IT SHOWS HOW EACH OF THEM TREAT THEIR KIDS AFTER BEING RAISED BY WILLIAM

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #michael afton #sammy emily #jeremy fitzgerald #gregory emily afton #evan afton #crying child #fnaf cassie #elizabeth afton #fnaf vanessa #i can literally see evan asking mike to babysit cassie frequently bc he has like 3 jobs to support her #elizabeth girlbossed her way to single parenthood #greg needs 3 dads to contain his gremlin energy #every afton grandkid calls william peepaw and he HATES IT #just gonna casually steal this idea lol jk #answering asks

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

A small (and by no means complete) collection of phantoms going Above and Beyond the Call of Horny

@meilas this one's for you

Greg Mills (w. Mary Michael Patterson, Broadway 2014)

Davis Gaines (w. Tracy Shayne, Broadway 1995)

Ethan Freeman (w. Anne Görner, Essen 2006)

Michael Crawford (w. Dale Kristien, Broadway 1988)

Michael Crawford (w. Dale Kristien, LA 1989)

Akutagawa Eiji (w. Hanaoka Hisako, Sapporo 1994)

Ian Jon Bourg (w. Olivia Safe, Hamburg 2001)

Scott Davies (w. Meredith Braun, West End 2000)

The same

John Owen Jones (w. Rachel Barrell, West End 2005)

#phantom of the opera #poto #poto musical #poto broadway #poto west end #poto germany #poto japan #poto LA #michael crawford #david gaines #greg mills #ethan freeman #ian jon bourg #scott davies #john owen jones #dale kristien #anne görner #tracy shayne #rachel barrell #hanaoka hisako #meredith braun #erik the phantom #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #poto gifsets

[mrs-stans]

@mjonf: #SebastianStan @hollywoodauthentic 📸 @gregwilliamsphotography

#Sebastian Stan #Michael Fisher #Hollywood Authentic #Greg Williams #Cannes 2024 #The Apprentice #Instagram #mrs-stans #Photoshoot

[cinematitlecards]

"Superbad" (2007) Directed by Greg Mottola (Comedy)

#superbad #greg mottola #2007 #michael cera #jonah hill #christopher mintz plasse #seth rogan #cinema title cards #cinema #film #comedy

[bringbackwendellvaughn]

#Hulk #Greg Pak #Michael Turner

[gregkinz]

unfortunately we’re going to have to see that Tom’s contact name is “tommy” or something personal and cute like that in Greg’s phone to contrast Shiv having her own fucking husband in her phone as Tom Wambsgans

#succession spoilers #succession season 4 #tomgreg #you’re full naming your husband??? girl #that made me so sad like i know her name in tom’s phone was shivvy ❤️❤️❤️ #she can’t even give her husband a normal fucking contact name oh shiv #anyway greg would give tom a cutesy name is what im saying #it’s meant to be perhaps #girl michael

[pixlokita]

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#my art #Fnaf #five nights at freddy's #security breach #fnaf 4 #evan afton #crying child #Gregory #henry emily #michael afton #Glamrock Freddy #fnaf au #into the ballpit au #aight well…… yeah let’s do some Greg pov now

[doctorsiren]

for @sleepysquib 😁😁😁

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #steven universe #miles edgeworth #greg universe #crossover #my art #digital art #procreate #ace attorney fanart #steven universe fanart #we were talking and stuff bout a post I made a while back #Miles from AA drawn as Greg from SU but he looks like Michael from FNAF

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

#tv shows #tv series #polls #super robot monkey team hyperforce go #greg cipes #kevin michael richardson #tom kenny #2000s series #us american series #japanese series #have you seen this series poll

[mpregjamesdiamond]

i love succession as much as the next guy but name one cousin greg moment in the entirety of season 3 more deserving of an emmy nom than michael mando in this episode

#GREG? COUSIN GREG??? #michael mando #better call saul #video #nacho varga

[operafantomet]

MY CHEMICAL RAOULMANCE (...hussarlicious...!)

Vale Ridout and Corps de Ballet, Hamburg

Steve Barton, West End

Hwang Gun Ha, Seoul

Jemal Felix, West End revival

Fred Silveira and ensemble, Sao Paulo

Joe Griffiths-Brown, West End revival

Jay Armstrong Johnson, Broadway

Joe Friffiths-Brown, West End revival

Michael Ball and Rebecca Caine, West End

Jeremy Taylor, West End

Jeremy Hays, Broadway

Alexander Lewis, World Tour

Greg Mills, Kyle Barisich, Carrington Vilmonth, Paul Schaefer and Jeremy Stolle, Broadway

#phantom of the opera #raoul de chagny #hussar #vale ridout #steve barton #hwang gun ha #jemal felix #fred silveira #joe griffiths brown #jay armstrong johnson #michael ball #jeremy taylor #jeremy hays #alexander lewis #greg mills #kyle barisich #carrington vilmont #paul schaefer #jeremy stolle