Celestial trio running by please make way!!!! Theyβre on a quest!!! π± π¦ π
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percy: aww, what's your dog's name?
monster: spartacus
percy, yelling to grover: TRY SPARTACUS!
grover, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
monster:
percy: what's your favorite number?
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Mpreg is canon in the riordanverse.
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Iris Messaging but with a spray bottle
Annabeth: βPercy, the connection keeps going in and out. And whatβs that weird noise in the background?β
Percy: βYeah sorry about that. We only had a spray bottle on handβ
Annabeth: βWe?β
Grover: βMy hand hurtsβ
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Them: Percy is the leader of an organised crime-
Percy: OBJECTION! This is a heinous accusation! I have never IN MY LIFE been organised!
Grover whispering: where did you learn all that court stuff
Percy also whispering: my girlfriend *giggles*
Percy, yelling again: I know my rights!!!
(π³ππΎπ ππΊππΌπ πΌππππΎ π½ππΌπππΎπππΊπππΎπ ππππΎπππΎπ. π¨π'π πππ πππΎπ ππΎπ πππ ππΏ π»πΎπππ ππ πππΎ ππΊπππΎπ½ π
πππ ππππ ππππΎ πππΌπΌπΎππ πππΎππΎ π½πΊππβ¦)
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jason and leo never got to reunite after leo's "death". βΉοΈβΉοΈ
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My fav part of the British cover for the wrath of the triple goddess are these weird looking jeans percy wears lol what is this
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i canβt for the life of me figure out who my godly parent is (pjo) ?!!? some tests say demeter, some say apollo, and some say aphrodite.. help pls π
my favourite artists are taylor swift, the beatles, maya hawke, emily kinney, yo la tengo, & labi siffre !
i am an actress & singer + an avid record collector and thrifter !
iβm attaching some pins that i feel represent me :)
(no hate please, i thought that went without saying) π
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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.
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He said
rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten π€βοΈ
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βwhy donβt they ever suspect Luke why donβt they realize itβs Luke why are they so quick to suspect Clarisse and not a Hermes kidβ
guys, Luke is the perfect child. Thats the whole point! He gave his offerings he said his prayers he went on his quest he proved his loyalty to Chiron, to the gods, to his dad. And he did it all with a smile. They have no reason to suspect luke! Luke is the best of them!
Ares couldβve come to that meeting waving a big sign that said βLUKES THE LIGHTNING THIEFβ and they still wouldnβt have believed him.
Because they also donβt want it to be Luke.
They love Luke. Luke takes care of them Luke protects them Luke is everything they want in an older brother. It doesnβt matter how blaringly obvious the writers get about who the real thief is. They will ignore every sign, every red flag, every warning, until Percy is dying of poison deep in the forest and Luke is gone.
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βBut what does Grover bring to the table? Heβs just the comedy relief character.β Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK
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Why the fuck would I take a test
To figure out my cabin when I could justβ¦ pick which god or goddess I want as my parent? Or just like put it on a wheel? Like with Harry Potter house, thatβs based on personality. But the cabins is just who your parent decided to hook up with. I took two different test and I got Poseidon and Hades. I donβt want to be a son of the big three. I want to be a son of Aphrodite
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guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way youβd put an iphone in a bowl of rice
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