#Hiddles Acting

[omgpurplefattie]

"We all have two lives. The second one begins when we realise we only have one." -Tom Hiddleston

In what weird alternative universe have I ended up that the presentation in the employer sponsored mindfulness course quotes Hiddles as a great authority?

#i must have taken a wrong turn and in this reality hiddles writes self-help books instead of acting? #shit i only watched one season of loki yet and i guess the second one won't exist in this reality any more? #tom hiddleston #loki #loki series

[holdmytesseract]

Request from @anukulee to @holdmytesseract

Title: Getting Her Out Of My Head

Plot: Magnus can’t stand her, she reminds him too much of what he has seen at work, time after time. As he watches his work tear people apart. Yet still she fights him even when he knows far better. Despite this he finds himself more and more drawn to her, and what happened when he may finally have to put his big boy pants on.

Magnus age range; 30 - 42 (at most)

Reader age range; 25 (fresh out of the academy), - 29 (oldest)

POV: Magnus

Concepts: Enemies to lovers, male falls hard, male pov, grumpy x sharp tongue sunshine, and angst with happy ending.

The Quarrel of Lovers Is The Renewel of Love

Magnus Martinsson x fem!Reader

Summary: You are Magnus Martinsson's reckless protégée; acting headless and not listening to a word he says - what gets you in a dangerous situation in the end... And the policeman to confess his feelings...

Warnings: Magnus PoV?, police things, mentions of guns, knives and drugs, fluff, angst, dangerous situation, mutual pining? age gap

Word Count: 2,7k

a/n: I'm so sorry this took me so long, friend! I changed the title - what I hope is okay! Also, I really hope that you like what my brain came up with! :)

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"Hey, Martinsson!" One of the other detectives inside the big office at the police station in Ystad called out to the curly haired man, who was currently standing in front of the printer; trying to get the stubborn device to work again.

He lifted his gaze at the call of his name; eyes searching the room for the source of the voice. It was Clas Anderson - one of the rare colleagues Magnus didn't get along with. He was just way too arrogant and smart-aleck for his liking. The blond haired man took a deep breath and called out: "What is it, Clas?" His colleague responded with a spiteful smirk. "When do you finally learn to get your chaotic apprentice under control, huh?" Magnus rolled his eyes with a big sigh, "What did she do this time?" and abandoned the printer, in order to walk over to his colleague.

"Acting headless - as always. Even on observation. I won't take her with me again." Clas stepped closer, almost in a threatening way. "Y/L/N is your responsibility. Talk sense into her, damnit." Anderson pressed his pointer finger into the hard muscle of Magnus' chest. "Or I'm paying the executive floor a visit and tell them you're not fitting this role." The detective sighed. "I know that. I'm already doing everything I can, but she just won't listen. She's stubborn." "I don't care, Martinsson. That's your problem. Fucking fix it." With a snarl and a last threatening look, Clas brushed past Magnus.

It's been already almost six months since Y/N Y/L/N had joined the team in Ystad - but it passed for Magnus with almost no progression. He was chosen to be the young, aspiring detective's mentor. He had the duty to teach her; show her how a police officer should work. Take her under his wing. It sounded great in the beginning. Magnus' chest filled with pride, knowing that he was trusted with such a task. Over the years, he had definitely become one of the most important officers for the team. He got older; more mature - and it showed. Magnus knew exactly what he was doing. Kurt had taught him well.

But the excitement about this new chapter in his work life subsided soon... As soon as he met the quirky, young and talkative woman he should guide through her first years as a police officer - just like Kurt had guided him. Well, sometimes more, sometimes less, but that wasn't the point. From the first meeting between him and Y/N, he immediately felt that this wasn't going to work. Their perspectives were just too different. Y/N was reckless, stubborn and acted often headless. She didn't follow his instructions, which often put her in danger. Luckily no real danger, but it was enough to infuriate the curly haired man.

He did his best to not let her get under his skin, but Magnus couldn't help himself. At the end of the day, she was his 'apprentice' and 'responsibility'. It annoyed him to the core. She annoyed him to the core and yet he wasn't able to just turn his back on her. He couldn't. He didn't want to - and every night, he asked himself why. It could be so easy for him. One word was enough.

Magnus shook his head; ripping himself out of his deep thoughts. He ran a hand through his meanwhile dark blond mane. His curls had become visibly darker with the years.

He had grown. Not just mentally.

"Let's get this over with..." He sighed and made his way out of the room and down the hall to his office. Yes, he had a very own office by now. Walking through the glass door, he already saw her seated there; innocently playing with the slighty too long sleeves of your light blue blouse. Magnus swallowed. He didn't actually really want to do this, but he had to.

Rather loudly, he closed the door behind himself; causing her to jump slightly. "Y/L/N..." The detective addressed her sternly with her surname. "What happened during observation with Anderson?" His deep blue eyes settled on her smaller frame; watching her scrunch her nose and shrugging her shoulders. "I just did what I thought was right." Y/N answered nonchalantly. Magnus frowned; not quite believing her. "Clas said you acted headless. Again." The woman with the Y/H/C scoffed. "I didn't act headless! I just wanted to interfere, before-" The older detective gritted his teeth; tired of her constant excuses and her not owning up to her obvious mistakes.

Clas may be an arsehole - but he was an experienced detective and certainly not stupid.

Magnus had a long thread of patience, but it came how it had to come someday... He lost it. "You know what, Y/L/N? I don't want to hear it! Don't waste your breath! This is going to lead nowhere - like all our serious conversations do! It's pointless, until you finally stop being so utterly stubborn and headless and listen to me - or other experienced detectives!" Y/N stood up from her chair and crossed her arms over her chest. "I'm not a newbie anymore, Magnus! I know what I'm doing!" Magnus shook his head. "No, you don't! You don't have the experience! I never said that you're a newbie! Sure, you know your job, but sometimes you just should listen to me! It'll get you in serious trouble sometime! I can assure you that!"

The woman groaned in frustration and rounded the desk; stepped closer to her mentor. So close, that she was almost chest to chest with him. "I don't think I'm the problem. You are. You didn't like me from the first day. Don't pretend it isn't true! You just don't trust in my skills enough is all!"

The curly haired man felt the blood boil within his veins. Why was she so annoying and unreasonable? "No, that is not true! I just don't want you getting yourself hurt or even killed! We're not dealing with kid stuff like neighbour fights or drunkards behind a steering wheel, no..." He sighed; pinching the bridge of his nose. "Y/N, we are dealing with the heavy stuff. Raids, drug businesses and murder! I've seen what this job can do to people! I know what can happen, so please... Please let me talk some sense into you right now!" His apprentice stepped even closer. So close, that he could feel her warm breath on his face. "I know what we are doing, Magnus. I'm neither stupid, nor blind. Learn to trust me more. Have some confidence in me and stop treating me like I'm made of glass."

She held his hard gaze for a few seconds, then walked past him; "My shift it over. I'll see you tomorrow." and left him behind in his office.

Magnus wanted to scream and throw something against the wall. Why does she had to make things so difficult? It could be so easy! After taking a few deep breaths, he sat down at his desk; closing his eyes for a short moment. "This woman is going to break my nerves..." The curly haired man muttered to himself; opening a file he had to work on.

Only a mere week later happened exactly that what Magnus always tried to prevent from happen. Y/N's recklessness got her into a dangerous situation...

The pair was on observation duty today; for a case involving a drug business. Their suspect was a young man; living in the poorer district of Ystad. Together, Magnus and Y/N walked to the detectives car. "Remember, Y/N... We are just on observation, okay?" She opened the passenger door; giving him a smile. "Sure, Mags! I got it. Loosen up a little." Eyeing her for another moment, he sat inside the car; slamming the door shut.

The older police officer drove them to their destination - a very old, bedraggled building at the edge of the town. It has been reported that this was a 'famous' drug business destination, so... And besides was their suspect spotted here before. Magnus parked the car a bit offsides; not to attract any attention. And with that, the observation started. It took a long few hours until something was happening in front of the building... A car stopped right in front of it. Somebody was getting out of the vehicle.

The curly haired man grabbed his binocular. "It's him. It's Bergman." The young police officer reached for her binoculars as well. "Looks like he's waiting for someone." Magnus agreed. "Yes..."

"Let's get closer."

The curly haired man shook his head. "No, Y/N. We are just observing, remember?" "Yes, but-" "No buts. We are staying in this car." The young woman inhaled deeply. "Yes, boss."

"Stop calling me that." "Why?" "Because I don't like it and you know it." She giggled. "Alright... Boss."

Magnus rolled his eyes; feeling his nerves stressed out again. "Y/N, I swear, if you don't-" "Oh my gosh, this is a drug deal! We are witnessing one of Bergman's drug deals!" She suddenly interrupted her mentor; gazing through the binoculars again, "Look!" and reached over to slap the elder man's shoulder. Martinsson did what Y/N asked him to do and watched the scenes unfold through his binoculars.

He swallowed. "It seems like it, yes." "We have to intervene, Magnus! We have to do something!" For the nth time, the curly haired detective shook his head. "No, we won't," he hissed. "If we do that now, just intervene and something gets wrong, we- Y/N, stop!"

He shouldn't have averted his eyes from his protégée. A mistake with consequences.

The last thing he saw of her, was how she stormed out of the car; weapon drawn. "Damnit!" Magnus cursed; slamming his hands down on the steering wheel, before running them through his thick curls. Quickly reaching for the binoculars again, he watched her every step; his fingers curling tightly around it.

Don't act with precipitation, don't act with precipitation, Magnus repeated the words like a prayer inside his head. Keep a cool head.

He watched how Y/N sneaked up towards the building and the two men; clearly with the intention to corner them - and that's what the young police officer did, but without success.

One of the two men (not the main suspect) broke out in panic and fled. Magnus swallowed; still watching. She went to approach Bergman; wanted to arrest him, but it didn't go how she planned this. Exactly that happened, what Magnus always had been afraid of... Y/N's headlessness got her into a dangerous, life threatening situation...

Everything happened so fast. One moment she was about to put handcuffs around Bergman's wrists and the next she found herself in the clutches of another man - probably their suspect's friend or henchman, with her gun on the ground and a knife pressed snugly against her neck. That was the moment Magnus lost it. He had to intervene. He needed to save this reckless woman and protect her. At all costs. He knew that he should call for backup and get this done the right and proper way, but he couldn't. Seeing Y/N with a knife pressed against her neck, caused the attentive policeman to lose it.

Magnus' heart dropped into his gut. It made him act headless, too.

He stormed out of the car; slamming the door shut behind himself. As fast as possible, he sneaked his way over. Magnus' heart was thumping against his ribcage; adrenaline, fear and nervosity flooded his system. Gritting his teeth and taking a few deep breaths, he left his hideout - gun drawn and loaded. "Ystad polisen! Släpp kniven!" The man's eyes who held Y/N widened, while Bergman wanted to reach for his own weapon. Something Magnus halted. "Tänk inte ens tanken! Händerna bakom huvudet, nu!" Then he turned to face the other young man. "Och du ska släppa kniven och låta henne gå!"

The man with black hair scoffed. "Varför ska vi låta henne gå?" The curly haired detective gritted his teeth. He saw only two ways out of this... Actually one. Shooting them was definitely not an option.

He looked over at Y/N. He saw how the young woman trembled in the bulkier man's arms; trying to hold back the tears.

Magnus swallowed hard. "Låt henne gå så låter jag dig gå." As a sign that he really meant it, the detective engaged the safety of his gun and threw it away, before he lifted his hand in surrender. Y/N's eyes widened at the foolish behaviour of Magnus. She had never seen him acting like this before.

"Låt henne nu gå."

The two men looked at each other and nodded. The black haired one threw Y/N aside and both started to run; quickly vanishing out of their sight.

Magnus didn't hesitate; was quick to rush immediately at Y/N's side. "Are you alright?" He asked; concerned eyes scanning her body as he crouched down beside her; wrapping his arms around her body. The young police officer nodded; still a bit trembling. Magnus didn't hesitate; lifted her up and carried her back towards the car, bridal style.

After sitting her in the passenger seat and getting a blanket from the trunk to wrap around her; he started the engine and pulled the car back on the road.

No one said a single word on the entire ride. Magnus was still trying to process what happened and Y/N was still way too shocked and shaken. Instead of driving back to the police station, took Magnus Y/N to his home, where he guided her up the stairs and sat her gently down on the sofa; blanket still wrapped around her. Minutes later, she had a steaming cup of tea in her hands.

"Thank you," the young woman mumbled quietly. "Of course," Magnus reassured her and sat down beside her. "Do you feel better?" She nodded; taking a small sip from the tea. Once more they sat in silence, until Y/N finally had the bravery to ask the question which was ghosting through her head already the whole car ride. "Why did you do that?"

The curly haired man's eyes snapped up to meet Y/N's. He swallowed hard; nervously rubbing his palms together.

"Because I had to."

She shook her head. "No... You didn't. You were acting headless. Something you never did before..."

He wanted to scream. Again. The realisation which had dawned on him after he went to save her was like a punch into the guts. Deep down he knew it, but nevertheless didn't see it coming.

"Well... Perhaps this is just what people do when they're in love."

"W-What?" Y/N blinked; visibly didn't see that coming. "I-In love? A-Are you trying to say that-"

"I've fallen in love with you, yes."

Silence.

"I-I don't know what to say, I..." Magnus gave her a gentle smile, despite that he felt like dying inside. "You don't have to say anything, Y/N." He knew that his feelings weren't reciprocated. Why should they? What would Y/N want with a man who was almost ten years older than her? "You wanted an honest explanation. I gave you one and that was it. This is an issue I have to deal with, not y-" The detective got interrupted and literally overwhelmed that her lips were suddenly on his; massaging them gently and encouraging him to kiss back.

It felt surreal. Like a dream - but he couldn't help himself but to give in and melt into the kiss.

"So... Does that mean my feelings are reciprocated?" He panted against her lips; smiling. Y/N scoffed playfully. "Didn't I make that very clear?" Magnus shook his head. "No, no, I think you need to give me a few more evidences." She smirked.

"Gladly."

Translation:

Släpp kniven! - Drop the knife!

Tänk inte ens tanken! Händerna bakom huvudet, nu! - Don't even think about it! Hands behind your head, now!

Och du ska släppa kniven och låta henne gå! - And you are going to drop that knife and let her go!

Varför ska vi låta henne gå? - Why should we let her go, huh?

Låt henne gå så låter jag dig gå. - Let her go and I'll let you go.

Låt henne nu gå. - Now let her go.

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[asgards-princess-of-mischief]

Last Updated: 2024-03-15

Disclaimer: I am not the author of these stories, just sharing my favourite Tom Hiddleston stories. Find the authors' links below. If you want your work removed, message me privately.

Legend: 〔E〕 ⇢ Erotic/Steamy | 〔F〕 ⇢ Fluff | 〔A〕 ⇢ Angst/Hurt 〔M〕 ⇢ Minor Angst/Hurt | 〔C〕 ⇢ Comfort | ♥︎ ⇢ Established Relationship | 𑁍 ⇢ Pregnancy/Children | 🚫 ⇢ Content Warning

✑ Against the Odds by holdmytesseract & ladycamillewrites • 18+ • 〔F᜶C〕 •

Summary: "After a toxic relationship with [you, dive] into the world of acting. No other than Tom Hiddleston, an old crush, turns out to be [your] charming, British co-star. Soon, love blooms and [you start] to heal from [your] past trauma. [However,] life is far from a fairytale and old demons [threaten] to shatter [your happiness]."

✑ One Look and They'll Know by muddyorbsblr • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "You go to work on the set of Thor Ragnarok one day and you're greeted with the sight of one Tom Hiddleston on his knees and your coworkers whispering about how he perfected his posture."

✑ Anesthesia￨Prt. II by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

Summary: "You are a nurse in the ER Department in [L.A.]. At the start of one of your shifts, you are called in to deal with a stunt gone wrong, the patient, Tom Hiddleston. Tom requires surgery and the anesthesia has some weird side effects on the poor man."

✑ Argument, the by anonymousfiction211 • 18+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: After a heated argument with her boyfriend, y/n has to go back on set and film a kissing scene with another male actor and Tom isn't too happy.

✑ Best of Friends by just-the-hiddles • 〔F᜶M〕 •

Summary: "Since meeting on the set of Avengers, Tom and you have been inseparable. So much so that all your friends and costars think you are secretly dating. A photo by Mark brings the situation to a head."

✑ Breaking Down Walls by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "The reader has a writing deadline looming but she has hit a roadblock. Tom returns home and helps with a bit of hands on inspiration." 

✑ Breathless Desire by bsara100 • 18+ • 〔E〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "A moment where Tom can't contain the need to feel his lover wrapped in his arms any longer."

✑ But He Loved You by your-highnessmarvel • 〔A〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "It started slowly. Conspiracy theories. Photoshopped, grotesque, and obviously faked pictures... "

✑ Cabin Get-a-Way by idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "Tom takes [you] on a cabin get-a-way with plans to propose."

✑ Can We Have One? by screw-real-life-i-pick-fandoms • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

Summary: "You and Tom have been married for three years now, and things are going great... One day [your best friend] and his wife ask you to babysit there two kids... After the day goes on Tom becomes very attached to the two kids."

✑ Cat is Out of the Bag by holdmytesseract • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

Summary: "Baby Hiddles is on the way —and the plan was to keep it a secret for as long as somehow possible. But from one day to the next, the news are suddenly spread all over the internet, tabloids and social networks. The question? Who let the cat out of the bag..."

✑ Dark Delights by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "Tom has been having late night shooting the new Loki series. When he comes home late at night, he makes a startling discovery about what you dream about at night."  

✑ Don't Make a Sound by muddyorbsblr • 14+ • 〔F᜶C〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "During a press junket interview, Tom uses one of the questions addressed to him to his advantage and distracts you from your peculiar mood."

✑ Don't Want to Miss a Thing by lykaonimagines • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "Tom arrives home late one night after months gone filming; and realizes how much he really missed his fiancé." 

✑ Ending the Discussion by anonymousfiction211 • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: Despite your boyfriend's continued protests,

✑ Every Step of The Way by lady-rose-moon • 18+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "After a long day... Tom comes home to his beloved being all romantic."

✑ Falling Star by mochie85 • 〔F〕 •

Summary: "It's Hollywood's biggest night and Tom is hoping to win more than just an Oscar"

✑ Foolish by hopelessromanticspoonie • 〔F᜶M〕 •

Summary: "A date with Sebastian Stan brings your friendship with Tom Hiddleston into a whole new light."

✑ Hide & Seek by holdmytesseract • 16+ • 〔E᜶F᜶A〕 •

Summary: "Tom asks you to accompany him to Ben's birthday party. On the way there, you get stuck in traffic. A misunderstanding reveals long harboured feelings and things come how they had to come..."

✑ Hotline by anonymousfiction211 • 18+ • 〔E〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: {…}

✑ It's Always the Little Ones by bellesque • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

Summary: "You wake up in the middle of the night to find [Tom] staring adoringly at your cute newborn."

✑ I Have Never by muddyorbsblr • 〔F᜶C〕 •

Summary: "[After confessing] that you've never had a positive experience kissing anyone, let alone a good experience doing more than kissing, Tom visits you in your hotel room to rectify that situation."

✑ Liquid Courage by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔E〕 •

Summary: "When the hotel loses you reservation, you are forced to turn to the last person you would ask for help, Tom. [However,] you are not facing him without a liquid courage, in the form of whiskey."

✑ Luck Be a Lady by hopelessromanticspoonie • 〔F〕 •

Summary: {…}

✑ Make It Hard for Me by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 •

Summary: "The hotel lost... [Tom's], hotel reservation. So now you are sharing a room. A room with one king sized bed. Add in that you are hopelessly in love with your best friend. This is a recipe for disaster. Tom has a very arousing dream the first night in the room which only further complicates matters."

✑ Mirror on the Wall by anonymousfiction211 • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: {…}

✑ Oh Crap by lykaonimagines • 〔F᜶M〕 •

Summary: "[You've] been best friends with Tom forever and hidden [your] crush on him for nearly as long. The problem with... secrets is they're hard to keep in when you're not in exactly the soundest of mindsets."

✑ On the Wet Marsh by lady-rose-moon • 18+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "When Tom is away filming the Essex Serpent, you get lonely. Next day, you head down to visit."

✑ One Kiss by bellesque • 〔F〕 •

Summary: "Whenever one of you is upset, you and your best friend Tom head to your favorite ice cream parlor to vent and eat your feelings. Usually you feel better afterwards. For some reason, this time, a cone of your favorite flavor and a rant doesn't quite do the trick."

✑ Party's Just Getting Started by angelkurenai •

Summary: {…}

✑ Rumour Has It by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔M᜶F〕 • ♥︎ ∙

Summary: "When Tom’s big love scene comes up, your jealousy bubbles up and threatens to ruin the secret bliss you have created."

✑ Slow Hands by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔F〕 •

Summary: "Tom and you are old friends, but how you wish [you were] more. Tom decides to [have] a quiet birthday with you. [Turns out] a birthday wish and a few beers can change your life."

✑ Stage Kiss by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 •

Summary: {…}

✑ Starving by lykaonimagines • 〔F᜶A〕 •

Summary: "[You deal] with [your] newfound crush on [your] co-star, Tom [Hiddleston]."

✑ Thank You by your-highnessmarvel • 〔A᜶C〕 • 🚫 •

Summary: Tom comes to your rescue when one of your Co-star won't take no for an answer.

✑ Unexpected Delivery￨Prt. II by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

Summary: "At 9 months pregnant, [you're hesitant to spend] the holidays in a secluded [mountain chalet]. Tom assures [you] everything will be fine, but when your water breaks and the snow is hip deep, Tom is forced to help deliver your firstborn."

✑ You Can Leave the Hat On by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

Summary: "Tom and [you] are on [your] honeymoon in a tropical paradise.  Tom gets a bit tipsy and puts on a bit of the show for his new wife."

✑ A Little Too Short by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ After Party, the by lokispet-blog1 •

✑ Almost Too Late! by lokidokieokie • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Best Man, the by the--blackdahlia • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Blue Sweater by mostly-marvel-musings • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Clingy by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Daddy! by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Don't Wait by lady-rose-moon • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ French Toast by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Freshly Mowed Lawn￨Prt. II by jpat82 • 16+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Glasses by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Good Morning by tomhiddleston-is-mischief • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ GPS by jpat82 • 〔F〕 •

✑ Heroes and Villains by the--blackdahlia • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Hiddlesbum by tilltheendwilliwrite • 16+ • 〔F᜶E〕 •

✑ Hiddlestons Plural by idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ I am Arriving by just-the-hiddles • 18+ • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ I am Yours and Yours Only by your-highnessmarvel • 〔A᜶C〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ I Missed You by hopelessromanticspoonie • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ I've Got You by lokidokieokie • 〔C〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ I Wish You Could See by idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 • 〔C〕 •

✑ Just a Preview by lokispet-blog1 • 18+ • 〔E〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Little Boxes by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Lock Screen by hopelessromanticspoonie • 〔E᜶F〕 •

✑ Lucky by the--blackdahlia • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Magic Hands by caramell0w • 18+ •

✑ Now and Always by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ On Set by your-highnessmarvel • 〔F〕 •

✑ Only Mine by multific • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Press Release by mochie85 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Promises by jewels2876 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Shakespearean Disguise by high-functioning-lokipath • 〔F〕 •

✑ That Voice by fanficshiddles • 18+ • 〔E᜶F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Thunderstorm by the--blackdahlia • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Tipsy, Giggly, and in Love by avenging-fandoms • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Uncle Tom! by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ What Changed? by mostly-marvel-musings • 16+ • 〔A᜶F〕 •

✑ What is Mine by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Why Are You on the Floor? by just-the-hiddles • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Why is Daddy Dressed Like Loki? by the--blackdahlia • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ • 𑁍 •

✑ Dating Tom Hiddleston… by hiddlywiddly81 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Dating Tom Hiddleston… by lokispet-blog1 • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

✑ Waking Up w/ Tom Would Include... by tomhiddleston-is-mischief • 〔F〕 • ♥︎ •

See Also: Navigation || Tom Hiddleston Master Index

Authors: @angelkurenai || @anonymousfiction211 || @avenging-fandoms || @bellesque @caramell0w || @fanficshiddles || @hiddlywiddly81 || @high-functioning-lokipath || @holdmytesseract || @hopelessromanticspoonie || @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 || @jpat82 || @just-the-hiddles || @ladycamillewrites || @lady-rose-moon || @lokidokieokie || @lokispet-blog1 || @lykaonimagines || @mochie85 || @mostly-marvel-musings || @muddyorbsblr || @multific || @screw-real-life-i-pick-fandoms || @the--blackdahlia || @tilltheendwilliwrite || @tomhiddleston-is-mischief || @your-highnessmarvel ||

#Tom Hiddleston x Reader #Tom Hiddleston x Female Reader #Tom Hiddleston x Y/N #Tom Hiddleston x You #Tom Hiddleston Fanfiction #Tom Hiddleston Fanfic

[mostly-marvel-musings]

Baby making with Tony Stark? 👀

Baby making

Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader

Warnings: 18+ smut, humor, and all fluff.

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“Trust you to use a nursery for making a baby, Tony.”

You whispered between kisses, giggling as Tony hiked your skirt up in a bunch around your waist, wasting no time in peeling your panties down to your ankles.

“I thought it’d add to the atmosphere. Which it kinda does.” Tony murmured, his voice turning into a quiet grunt as his fingers collected the wetness between your legs.

The two of you had sneaked away quietly at a social event, well, Tony had pulled you into one of the rooms while you were coming out of the bathroom - that room turned out to be the nursery of your hosts’ kid.

Trying to be as quiet as you could, you kissed down his jawline while he walked the two of you backward until your back hit a piece of furniture.

"You think we have ten minutes?" you questioned, palming Tony's cock over his pants before unbuttoning and freeing it from its constraints.

"Ten? I only need five." he grunted as your hand wrapped around his length, giving him a few pumps before lining up to your entrance.

He lifted you up before stretching your walls, pushing inside in one swift motion, stilling for a brief moment to let you adjust.

A satisfied groan left your lips as your walls stretched and the familiar faint burn receded.

"Shh there's people in the other room, Mrs. Stark.” Tony smirked, his breath barely over a whisper as he slowly drew his cock out of you and pushed back in, lifting you up and placing you on the table behind.

“That’s convenient.” He murmured, brushing the tip of his cock against your spot with each upward thrust.

“It’s a changing table.” You grinned, stifling your moans as you held onto his shoulder, your walls gripping around his cock as he brought you closer to the edge.

The gentle thuds of the piece of furniture against the wall behind and your muffled moans filled the room, your heart beating wildly against your ribcage with the thrill, half of deciding on having a kid of your own and half for sneaking around to do it.

Then again, you were married to the genius who absolutely got a kick out of things like these, most of your memorable sex adventures hadn’t taken place in a ‘normal’ bedroom.

Drowning your sounds against his skin as Tony did the same, his hips faltered as your walls clamped down on his length, his balls tightening before releasing his cum inside, his sloppy thrusts pushing it further in.

“Do you think we made a baby?”

You whispered with a dazed smile as he placed small kisses along the side of your face before carefully pulling out and helping you get dressed.

“Maybe. We sure love of try huh?”

You cracked the door open to sneak back out, checking for signs of people wandering in the hallway before signalling your husband to join you.

You mixed in with the group, acting nonchalant before your friend who was the host cornered you about your whereabouts. 

Trying your best to make up a story, you saw her smirk grow before your eyes went wide and cheeks flushed as she did nothing but point to a baby monitor in her hand.

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[dangertoozmanykids101]

Mistaken: An Arranged Marriage Bratva Romance, by Arianna Fraser (aka @caffiend-queen )

Look what arrived last night!!! Written by our very own brilliant @caffiend-queen !!

I love the cover my dear. But of course we all know that our main anti-hero / dastardly villain / antagonistic Adonis REALLY looks like, don't we y'all.

The REAL Maksim Morozov

I continue to ramble and swoon over this book and its characters after the break below. I've chosen gifs to fit my mental picture and a theme song I've assigned to @caffiend-queen 's book.

Walking with his bodyguard.

Always on the phone.

Weight of society's underbelly rests on his shoulders. Wide wide broad muscular shoulders that block out the sun when he towers over his beautiful Ella Givens, our brilliant protagonist and heroine in this story.

And the Real Yuri Morozov - Maksim's second hand man and cheeky loyal brother.

Don't forget, he's Maksim's right hand man. So dangerous!! *Gulp.

He's the personable friendly brother. He's the lucky one who doesn't have to strike fear in everyone ALL THE TIME. He's allowed to smile and laugh sometimes. OMG I WANT TO FUCK THE BROTHER! I'm Team Yuri all the way!! Am I allowed to call out a Team Yuri?

Damn. It would have been so much easier to pick out the right image if the characters were simple and two dimensional. RIGHT?

But like all of @caffiend-queen 's characters - these two men - two terrifying, beautiful, brave, ruthless, loyal, sexy, kinky, fucked up, violent, infuriating men have a lifetime of experiences that add up to who they are today. There are so many moods, so many hats, so many roles they play with every different character, who they are to them, how they act with them. How much they reveal and when. When do they let their guard down versus when they don't. In the end, the men are just living roles they were dealt within the world they were born into. Trying to survive, thrive even, and take care of their family.

OMG.... The ACTION SCENES!! This is so intense I've been on the edge of my seat!

Y'all gotta read this!!!

Check in with @caffiend-queen for info. It hit the 'bookshelves' just this month. Both e-book and the hard copy. I love it!

One morning I heard the PERFECT theme song for the chapters I'd been reading the night before. The entire drive to school and back I had to play it multiple times. (And it's now my son's favorite song, so he has been requesting it specifically each car ride for a couple weeks. It goes to say that the whole family can sing it word for word by this point.)

I'm so excited to have all y'all listen to it and tell me if you can see the intense action scenes from the book play out in your mind like they do in mine when this song plays. Please let me know what you think??

Give And Take, by Poor Man's Poison.

Someday I'm gonna show up on your doorstep, @caffiend-queen , with a huge box of all your books I've collected over the years for you to sign for me. :-) I can't wait!

Spread the word and boost this signal. REBLOG PLEASE. Support and promote our sister. All her profits go to the local Crisis Nursery in her city. Such a wonderful way to support them and help families in crisis. Again check in with @caffiend-queen for the exact details.

@nildespirandum @emeraldrosequartz @ladyoftheteaandblood @alexakeyloveloki @tilltheendwilliwrite @jtargaryen18 @imanuglywombat @myoxisbroken @lokisgoodgirl @devikafernando @threeminutesoflife @talklokitome @latent-thoughts @mooncat163 @nonsensicalobsessions @angelriverwrites @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay @frostbitten-written @just-the-hiddles @redfoxwritesstuff @imnotrevealingmyname @shiningloki @grufflepuff-writes-stuff @so-easy-to-love-me @wolfsmom1 @what-is-your-plan-today

#Youtube

[mcfiddlestan]

Fandom Ask Game

4, 11 (Frostiron and Winteriron), 17 (Loki), 22 (Tony Stark), 25 (Bucky Barnes)

4. Is there a popular pairing you don't necessarily dislike but aren't too invested in?

Not that I can think of. There are a lot I dislike and I won't invest any time in and go so far as to block the ship name and any variants so I don't have to see art or headcanons, etc, about it. So if it's not blocked and I see it and I think the art is cool I guess that means I don't dislike it? I often share it even if it's a ship I don't necessarily involve myself in. Like I don't write for SamBucky or SamTasha, or Stony (although I've apparently blocked Stony, tho I'm not sure when that happened lol), but if I see cool art I'll share it. But yeah....there's a lot I avoid by all means.

11. What's your favorite piece of fanart?

OMG HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?! I literally have more than 600 pix of fanart for FrostIron -- some made specifically for me -- and 134 of WinterFrost. Anything by @batwynn and lightonlight I love. And you'll probably laugh but this is one of my favorites for FrostIron.

As for WinterFrost...I seem to have made a lot more edits for this ship than any other LOL. But millennium-h always did the BEST edits for WF, including making those pix of Hiddles kissing someone on the rocks MUCH BETTER (sadly, they left the fandom not too long ago). And like with FI, I have a lot of faves, but this is one I really enjoyed.

and one to go along with it

17. What's a book, movie, or show you think [Loki] would like?

I think it's obvious that Loki would be all over Shakespeare and any adaptation of his works. And he'd probably critique it better than Shakespearean scholars themselves. But I think that mischievous and love of chaos side of him would probably also be really into trash reality TV. Like the Real Housewives franchise. He'd have watch parties and hours-long discussions afterwards and everyone would be shocked by how accurate his psychoanalysis is. Because if there's anything people who are used to being overlooked and ignored can do it's read other people's emotions.

22. Give us a headcanon for [Tony Stark].

Aw man. I'm terrible at headcanons! I don't even know, man. Maybe that despite all his bravado (or overconfidence to cover for his insecurity) and need to prove himself to Howard, there's still enough of Maria in him that emerges in his tendency to take "lost" souls under his wing, not even to mentor but to give them a hand? Happy (loss of his boxing career, so he gave him a job), Peter, obvs, and even Steve, who he reluctantly helped bc y'know resentment. I say that's Maria bc considering how difficult Howard as a person was, who the fuck else could see anything redeeming enough to marry and have a child with him? She had to see something under the surface, yeah?

Idk. Told you I don't do headcanons. LOL

25. What's your least favorite thing [Bucky Barnes] said or did?

Killed Tony's parents??? IDK, there isn't much I dislike about Bucky, except that they didn't let him kiss Steve! I'm honestly just glad they never included that relationship from the comic in the movies bc I despise that actress and it would've bothered me to watch her shitty flirt-acting and whatever with Sebastian. It was bad enough with Fluffalo. Ick.

Thanks for asking!!

Fandom Ask Game

#Fandom Ask Game #matbts #these took me a minute to answer lol #frostiron #winterfrost #loki #tony stark #bucky barnes #my babies #my blorbos

[thezfc]

I think it changed him as a person.

I agree and I wouldn't be surprised if he had some little kind of burn out in the aftermath of it all. He became different then, more guarded. He said somewhere himself that he hadn't realized his private life needed protecting. He wants to be loved, is a people pleaser, a tipical middle child, so he does what is needed to be liked, no more dorky Hiddles. Tom from before is safely hidden away, while he acts the polite gentleman, repeating forever the stories that he can be sure people want to hear and approve of. Maybe it's this certain kind of stiffness that makes people think his relationship is just PR. Maybe Zawe sometimes wonders herself who that bloke is who stands on the red carpet with her, in front of the cameras 😉

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[bisluthq]

Do you think Joe is scared to take on projects right now or isn’t getting much acting offers?

I think Chris told him to sit the fuck down and not even try book other jobs. He filmed a fair amount last year so it’s not like he was not doing anything. Auditioning rn be stupid because until a press cycle is done like no sane serious person would hire him??? I’m sure he can book stuff but Joe has never been interested in random stuff so like on this one I agree with Joe and Chris and like idk he must just sit tight and do the promo cycles this year and see what happens after that. If it’s nbd then it’s nbd. If he Hiddles’s all over his pants then that’s sorta that. No point guessing until he’s been through one.

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

hi witches!

I remember seeing a message not to long ago that mentioned 5 + 1 fics but I don't think there was an actual 5 + 1 list? Do you have one of those? I'm sorry if I missed it!

We have not done a 5+1 list yet and there are a lot of good ones in the fandom!

We'll suggest starting with these:

5 Times David Wore Glasses + 1 Time Patrick Did - @frizzlenox

across the hall - @dessertwaffles

Acts of Service - @streetlampsunset

All the Ways It Was Meant to Be - hollybibble

at the right time, in the right surroundings - spelling__bee

Embers and Ash - @treepyful

Five Times Ronnie Was a Friend to David and One Time She Was a Friend to Patrick - @unfolded73

Five Ways to Ruin A First Date - @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

Gonna Buy Me a Dog - @holmesapothecary

let me be the light upon the lake - wardo_wedidit

like it was the first time - LFTPD

Love him but leave him wild - @blackandwhiteandrose

More than words is all you have to do to make it real - @yourbuttervoicedbeau 

Open Your Eyes - High-Seas-Swan (@noahreids)

Say My Name - EggplantSalad, @januarium, @samwhambam, @ships-to-sail, @this-is-not-nothing, @yourbuttervoicedbeau 

So Grand at the Game - @my-nameless-bliss

Sometimes When We Touch - @delilah-mcmuffin

the pleasure, the privilege is mine - @schittyfic

waited so long to say this to you - hudders-and-hiddles (@wild-aloof-rebel)

we'll take the world together - @landofsonlali

You Might Say I'm Here for You - @weathereyehorizon

#ask a farm witch #sc fanfic #schitts creek fic

[justzawe]

The only reason I think the name is surprising is because she wrote a whole book about separating self from character! Maybe it’s just code for “baby Hiddles”? Or maybe they love the name? Their baby, their choice.

Y’all omg I doubt it’s that deep. They probably just like the name

People really acting like they named him Stub Hub. Enough with the manufactured outrage!

[insanityclause]

Watching the zawe haters on insta like hiddles witch and her racist russian hag army scramble to make sense of their own flawed logic is as tragic as it is hilarious. I’m watching it unfold right now on a recent video. This is them: Tom used to show affection to women on the red carpet but not to zawe! also them: yes he showed zawe affection at the baftas but red carpets don’t count! them: zawe advertised her pregnancy! also them: why haven’t we heard anything about the baby??

zawe hater on insta anon continued: this was the best delusional one and completely showed the lack of self awareness. Hiddles witch goes: “Tom used to love his fans and now he acts like they are a burden to him. He left social media once he was in a relationship with Ashton.” Also Hiddles Witch: uses account with huge following to insult Zawe with elaborate hate videos, claim Tom is not the father of his child, insult his integrity, glorify his failed relationships, then wonders why he’s gone

They're just hideous people. A burden to him, for sure.

[buckybarnesandmarvel]

Love i know these are the same I asked @classicalmarvel but I wanna see what you’d say 💖

Blanket

Candy corn

Dream

Cosy

Potpourri

Quiet

And the last one because why not, tea 💖💖

thank you honeyyy!! and I haven't seen @classicalmarvel 's yet, so I'll also check that out!

Blankets - sweaters or fuzzy blankets?

Ooooh i love both but if I had to pick one, it would be fuzzy blankets. I have this beige one that I keep with me all year round, no matter the weather lol.

Candy Corn - what's your favorite candy?

Oh I love sweets, so I don't really have a preference but anything blue raspberry, or anything sour!

Dream - describe your perfect au.

Anything with Sebby, Chris, (or even Evanstan), Hiddles, or Tommy (Tom Holland), but also with ScarJo, Lizzie or Flo. Also their characters (but that's a given lol).

Cozy - describe your ideal fall day.

Oh I wanna take Dodger on a walk so bad, with Chris and all the beautiful autumn sceneries, but I'll just opt for a movie day. Or just my phone. Hot drinks, I love hot chocolate but with some coffee, or just having my comfort food (maggi all the way), fuzzy socks, fuzzy blankets, tons of soft cushions and for the movie... Ransom gives me autumn vibes, I think it's the colour scheme, so definitely Knives Out! (It also doesn't help that I know literally all the words anyway lmao.

Potpourri - tell us something random about you.

Ummm, I really want to do acting in the future, so I'm starting to look into some auditions I can do!

Quiet - how do you relax?

The colder, the better. I love being snuggled up in a shit ton pile of blankets, again, watching my comfort movies or just going on my phone, or I'll write. I also love watching Gogglebox because it's hilarious or I'll watch Sam and Colby or Daz on youtube!

Tea - what's something that soothes you?

Marvel cast interviews or just hearing Seb, Chris and the others talking, or even reading/ writing fics.

I love love love these so thank you so much honey, ilyy!! ❤️❤️

#tia talks #you've got mail <3 #Xx #chrisevansdaughter #my moots #❤️❤️ #chris evans #sebastain stan #tom hiddleston #tom holland #scarlett johansson #lizzie olsen #florence pugh

[dangertoozmanykids101]

With the winter holidays here in the Northern Hemisphere, this is just a reminder that:

We don't own tropes.

Every fic you write will be uniquely yours, because YOU wrote it, and your voice and thoughts and style are yours.

That said, I am hoping that every one of you writes a #caught in a blizzard but there's only ONE BED this season. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to get drunk on this trope. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and give me a heads up. Pleeeeease.

SO GO FORTH AND WRITE THOSE WINTER TROPES!

I am Tooz and this has been a Public Service Announcement. This PSA was inspired by posts from @navybrat817 and @darkficsyouneveraskedfor that encourage a positive, supportive, and collaborative community.

[Much more rambling below the cut to inspire you, I hope. I especially love to think out loud about "only one bed"]

Explore the tried and true - and make them your own. Mix it up! Make it crazy, wacky, fucked up, sexy, dark, fluffy, classic, supernatural, fantastical, noir, gritty, dirty, playful, a total crack fic, rated G or total porn - Plot? What plot? Put every class of character in a thong with a glowing ball gag. Don't forget the antler headband with bit and bridle. Make the Grinch a cut tree salesman who gives away all his trees after he was visited by a ghost and three singing chipmunks. Make that wish upon a star come true and deliver an elf trussed up in ribbon and shoved into a felt sack with a bow on top.

And definitely get our characters into trouble out in the snow with risk of hypothermia unless they huddle together to share body heat in.....

Let me hear y'all loud and clear.

WHAT? ONLY 1 BED?!

This PSA was also inspired by my mega thirst for Winter Season fics featuring all our favorite muses in fun, silly, ridiculous, harrowing, or maybe - hopefully - compromising positions situations.

The Romantic in me swoons for the fluffy giddiness of first times and new discoveries, plus the heartwarming breakthroughs and passionate declarations of love. Tooz loves love!

The Ho in me will fall at their feet or climb them like a tree. Love them or hate 'em, heat up those loins and send their hormones racing. Tease them and edge them, build up the sexual tension to the point of combustion and watch those sparks fly. Let the pair (or more) collapse into each other's arms panting, exhausted, and fulfilled. Tell me all the dirty details! Because a ho like me is needy!

The Pervert in me kneels before you and begs for your secrets their secrets. Please tell, show me, describe to me all the obscene and licentious behavior they do behind closed doors. I want to know every single act of debauchery they fantasize about. When their minds wander, their temperature rises, and their loins quiver before their hands even begin to wander - I want to know what filthy thoughts are torturing them, fueling them, and arousing them. I want to know every urge their conscience represses.

Do any of y'all dig Winter Season fics as much as I do?

@caffiend-queen @nildespirandum @ladyoftheteaandblood @alexakeyloveloki @latent-thoughts @emeraldrosequartz @redfoxwritesstuff @boredbrooder @mooncat163 @talklokitome @shiningloki @angelriverwrites @myoxisbroken @moonrainbow @petite-madame @just-the-hiddles @tilltheendwilliwrite @imanuglywombat @pedeka @villainousshakespeare @jtargaryen18 @gigglingtigger @ladyfluff @lokilickedme @texmexdarling @lokisgoodgirl @xorpsbane @mastreworld @deceitfuldevout @nonsensicalobsessions

[thelonesomequeen]

Off topic but did Cumberbatch's fandom not even suspect he was dating his wife? Or were there clues and fans hoped they'd break up? I was on the Sherlock fandom but didn't care about his personal life, but I remember once I was procrastinating and ended up reading a post about a pic where he was holding his kid and someone was trying to prove that it was photoshop. Holy shit it was so scary to read such an assumption, like the kid looked just like him, Idk what drug that lady was on.

Well I wasn’t in the fandom so I can’t remember. He and Hiddles were friends so some of what he did seeped into Tom’s tag and such. I just remember Cumberbitches were soooo mad. Iirc she was pregnant before they married and it happened quickly. So they were all acting like he was tricked into it. Y’know bc all celebrity men are easily tricked into everything fans don’t like by these diabolical women! Evil geniuses that they are! 😂

Those fans, man. They were something. Tom’s were pretty awful, too. That’s why I jumped to the Evans fandom but that was before he was so huge and his image was squeaky clean. Now look at this shit. So the pro-tip is: don’t like anyone. 😆

🫖

[thezfc]

...I looked at them and realized how much Tom must have always felt like a stranger there! A complete stranger in their company! He probably sincerely tried to become one of them, to make friends, but he never did...

I think you can clearly see that when you watch the interview for Ragnarok or IW, he always looks a little like the odd one out. I think he really tried to fit into that shiny Hollywood mold. It's the giddy, sometimes sassy, cheery Hiddles that we all miss a little bit. But I guess it got to much for him, it was just an act. So he went back to what he really is, doing theatre and tv, finding his own quirky niche within the Marvel universe, being an intellectual rather than a showstar. I don't think he was ever really friends with the other Avengers, not even with CH. His real friends are his mates back home.

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[feuervogel]

I posted 1,843 times in 2022

That's 378 more posts than 2021!

13 posts created (1%)

1,830 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 1,824 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#cats - 98 posts

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Longest Tag: 127 characters

#especially since my sister had a completely different relationship with her and wouldn't understand if i talked to her about it

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#5

Recent media viewing

I decided to open up Netflix the other day and watch the Sandman adaptation. It's as good as everyone has been saying it is! And episode 5 has some gross bits that you'll see coming if you're paying attention (also, the nice black lady and her dog don't die, if you're worried about that). The Corinthian is EVEN CREEPIER in live action.

I spent a lot of time thinking "God, that actor looks and sounds familiar" whenever the Corinthian was on screen, but I looked him up and he wasn't in anything else I've seen, so I guess he's just got That Kind Of Face (or at least lower half of it, since he's got dark glasses on 95% of the time.)

While I was on Netflix, they showed me recommendations, as algorithms do, and I browsed the anime selection to see if there was anything to add to my (extremely long) watchlist.

I decided to watch Tekken: Bloodline, because deep in my heart of hearts, I love 2D fighting games. Not at all because I've been a JinHwo shipper since the early 2000s, nope. Anyway, it's a Netflix original, originally voiced in English. The voice acting ranges from fine (Jin, Hwoarang, Nina, Paul) to cringe (Jun, Xiaoyu) to comical (Heihachi), and for some completely unknown reason, Heihachi's assistant uses weeb-Japanese and says "hai" when she could say "yes, sir." (Like, this is the ONLY Japanese in the show. I'm not counting uses of sensei, because that's been borrowed into English as a martial arts term, or the time Paul says "Mishima Zaibatsu," because that's been in the US versions of the game since forever.)

Is it any good? It's not bad... It's basically the plot of Tekken 3, with references to 1&2, with Jin finding out about his family and Heihachi being a total asshole (I mean, duh). The character designs are weird, like their faces are too small for their necks and chins are too pointy, and somehow Jin looks like Heero Yuy in profile. I laughed a couple times (Paul (or maybe Nina): You two are friends? Jin & Hwoarang (unison): NO!) and may be on the way to shipping Jin/Hwo/Xiaoyu because they're ADORABLE.

When I got my new computer for Xmas, it came with a free 3-month trial of Apple TV. I didn't do anything about it until they sent me an email that it would go away if I didn't use it, then I signed up. There's actually a good bit of good stuff on there, so I'm keeping it for 4.99 a month.

Severance: suuuuper creepy SF mystery/thriller? where people can sign up to get implants that sever their work lives from their home lives so they can work on something so secret, even their work-selves don't know what it is. Season 1 ends with a massive cliffhanger that was extremely brave, because S2 hadn't been confirmed yet. (It is now.) It stars the guy from Parks & Rec and guest stars Christopher Walken.

The Essex Serpent: based on a book, apparently. Tom Hiddleston plays a vicar who lives out in the wilds in the 1880s or so; Claire Danes is a recently widowed paleontologist. Hiddles is utterly charming, as always; Danes is a bit flat, as always (I've always liked her, but she has about 2 expressions: confused and sad). There's a doctor who wants to date her, and her BFF/maid ALSO wants to date her, but she's only got eyes for the vicar (who's married, of course). Anyway, she hears rumors of a sea monster in the river and goes to investigate it, which is where she meets the vicar and so on. You can tell it's going to be a romance, but that part is somehow not compelling.

For All Mankind: space race AU where the Soviet Union gets to the moon first and NASA has to catch up. A lot of the real-world timeline is changed in ways that are good (space shuttles! moon base!) and bad (USSR doesn't collapse). In season 3, there is an extremely honest depiction of Gay Life in the 90s and of the within-group politics of assimilation or not. I lived through it (before I knew I was queer, or admitted it anyway), and it still punched me in the gut. We've made so much progress in the last 30 years that it's easy to forget just how terrible it was back then and that Don't Ask Don't Tell was the progressive compromise. It made me think about all the puriteens here on tunglr dot com and the stupid discourse about ~flawed media~ and ~problematique~ stuff. They should watch it and maybe fucking learn some history.

The end of season 3 is dfjhadkjghk;djkhgojwhjdfxhvjh basically and season 4 can't come soon enough.

5 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

#4

G witch ep 6

That was extremely fucked up.

They're speed-running all the super fucked-up bits from UC and 00. Good job.

9 notes - Posted November 6, 2022

#3

I have a very specific request, and I'm sure someone here can point me in the direction of acquiring this. (These, I guess; there are two specific fannish things I've wanted for a while.)

The litany against fear, in its entirety, in calligraphy or similar. Not twee. (I'm not actually into Dune, but having basically cognitive behavioral therapy on my wall might help me with my stupid anxiety.)

The Discworld DEATH bit "to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape", with or without the rest of the speech. (It's a long speech and would make the piece too busy.) Not twee. Potentially illustrated with silhouettes in the background behind the text.

I have no artistic ability nor any skill at graphic design, and I lack the patience for calligraphy. Thinking about embroidery or cross-stitch makes my fingers hurt. (My mom was an avid cross-stitcher and taught me when I was a kid. I could never hold the needle properly.)

Type of item: poster up to A2 size

Price: up to around 20 € each

13 notes - Posted September 5, 2022

#2

I can't be the only person who wants directors or whoever makes these decisions let Oscar Isaac have his gorgeous salt and pepper hair. A grown-ass man, silver at the temples, charming smile. Please?

Also I saw a comment about Dune that said they "aged him up" to play Duke Leto, and it took everything I had in me not to comment "oh, you mean they didn't make him dye his hair?"

32 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Been playing Disco Elysium and I tried on some new pants.

[ID: screenshot from the video game Disco Elysium

YOU - I like regular, normal things.

VOLITION - Mhm, I know you do. These interisolary pants are like wearing a perfect *compromise* in your nether regions. No one will call the Moralintern on you like this, that's for sure.

You're a little more moralist now, buddy. A little more *normal*. Even if you didn't want to be.

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Makes sense. This is what wearing boring office trousers does to you.

end ID]

39 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

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