More of my favorite silly qsmp headcanons that have zero evidence in canon
The Spanish version:
Willy has creeper dna and he can communicate with them
He however has literally declared the whole species his mortal enemies, and the feeling is mutual
For some reason turtles really like Willy, Tallulah's turtles once staged a break just to hang out in his base (Philza was not pleased)
Vegetta and Rubius fought once and Rubius cursed him to be a werewolf, it was supposed to be temporary but Rubius legitimately forgot about it and Vegetta kinda of likes it now
Vegetta as a result will sometimes howl at the moon and he is like, weirdly, into smells, especially Foolish's for some reason
No one really questions it even if Maximus is the only one who knows he is a werewolf
Maximus is one of the only humans in the Island so he just takes the weirdness on strike, nothing fazes him
Maximus doesn't won a single matching pair of socks and its on purpose
He also owns more sunglasses than he does furniture
Roier is a spider hybrid and he can climb walls like one, he uses that power to scare the living shit out of people
He doesn't do it to Rivers anymore because one time her first response was to set him on fire and then yell at him while he was burning
One time he also took her makeup without asking and she chased him around with a ax
Mariana recorded the whole thing
As a payback Roier stole his glasses and Mariana had to walk around the Island seeing jack shit, he ended up groping so many people by mistake that he legitimately buried himself into the sand until Luzu made him some new glasses
Arin will sometimes hang out inside of people's machines just for fun (He is the one that taught Pierre's machines to swear)
Arin and the codes are enemies with benefits (Luzu refuses to acknowledge this)
Pol pulls out the "old man" card literally every time something mildly inconveniences him or when he wants someone to do something for him
Roier and Quackity always end up getting falling for it
One time Willy and Vegetta blew up a part of his studio and he dead ass pulled their ears and made them redo the whole thing
No one has gathered the courage to ask Pol what he is, but let's just say that when he says old, he means old
He and Abueloier are childhood friends
The reason Missa takes so long to come back every time he leaves is because he has the worst sense of direction ever, he has inadvertently managed to map out the whole Island when he just wanted to find a river.
The mobs just kinda stopped attacking him at some point because it genuinely made them feel bad, they will try when he is with someone else and some token attempts from time to time but mostly they just ignore him
Quackity will say the most absurd things about the Island with a very straight face and he always end up tricking at least one poor soul in believing his bullshit
Quackity can speak to ducks and they have very long and deep philosophical conversations about the meaning of life and the mysteries of the universe
Luzu one time found him while he and the ducks are discussing the dangers of capitalism and he just backed away very slowly
German got lost trying to walk around the Island and he still haven't found his way back, on a good note he has been adopted by the slimes because they like his shirt
Rivers can talk to chickens and they obey her orders, Mariana was once chased down by an army of chickens and he still doesn't know how that happened
Luzu can literally sleep anywhere, he once feels asleep in a bush of thorns
Roier however can only fall asleep in the best sheets with the most luxurious mattress, but he sleeps like the dead, Quackity likes to play a game called "how many random objects can i stack in Roier before he wakes up"
Roier still doesn't know who does that
Missa doesn't know that he can be really fucking scary when he approaches someone in the darkness and he has hurt his feelings many times when people screamed when he wanted to say "hi"
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Ok yk what??? I'm gonna just gonna tell you a story called Ryan game!
Cuz I can!!!
(Mutant busters <Luna game> AU)
(⚠warning...⚠ BAD GRAMMAR, BAD STORYTELLING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD/DEATH AND SOME SWEARING!!! I'm gonna ruin you people's childhood... 😈😈😈)
Ryan was trying to get some fresh air or smth, he saw brutux there
Brutux:"Oh hey Ryan sorry I can't really talk right now because I'm looking for my books!"
Ryan: uh... How did you lost them???
brutux: idk, its probably here somewhere!
Ryan: I pretty sure you'll find all of them eventually!
*walks around and see vegan-su there*
Vegan: oh hey Ryan
Ryan: oh hey, have you any chances to see a book anywhere???
Vegan: A book??? Was it from brutux?
Ryan: uh yes-
Vegan: figured, cuz I did found a book laying on the ground somewhere, I already have it! You should probably give it to him right away.
Ryan: thanks!
*walks to brutux*
Ryan: found one of your books!
Brutux: thanks! But there's more that is missing...
Ryan: oh!...
Brutux: do you think you can gather the other ones???
Ryan: sure! How much books left???
Brutux: 50-
Ryan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME- 💀🔫 sorry, ill find it!
Brutux: thanks!!!
*Ryan looks for 49 books, but the last book looked awfully strange... It looked really dark and shadowy and it looked very cursed... It kinda frightened Ryan...*
*then he walks up to brutux*
Brutux: thanks for finding my books!!! OH THAT REMINDS ME!!! your brother is looking for you, you should probably go to him to see what's he's up to!
Ryan: o- ok...
vegan: hey Ryan sheriff is look for yo~.... NEVERMIND, pretty sure brutux told you!
*then he sees his brother, the one who wears a star and has a ginger hair... AH WHO AM I KIDDING YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABT!!! ITS SHERIFF OBVIOUSLY!!! but let's see what he needs, but something weird just happened when Ryan just went up to him...*
sheriff: OH HEY RYAN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU BRO!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: so I was thinking... We should have a brother and me time, since we haven't hang out in a very long time!!!!
Ryan:...
Sheriff: ITS GONNA BE SO FUN AM I RIGHT RYAN!?
Ryan:...
Sheriff: uh... Bro???
Ryan: *stares at him*...
Sheriff: Ryan??? Bro... Are you ok???
("Kill him... Kill him.... KILL HIM NOW!!!")
Ryan: i- I'm so sorry little brother...
Sheriff: *gasp and screaming in pain*
(cuts and blood starting to pop out)
Ryan: *gasp into tears*
Sheriff: b-bu-but why???... *fells*
Ryan: no... WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!... *screaming, and gasping into tears*
After a little while he couldn't slept for a while and started to have... Nightmares...
But....
Sheriff: ;%:*;*:";*:TH!$ !$NT ØV3R BR∅TH3R;":*;;*;"
(This is from like Luna game 0, Luna game 0 was a prequel to Luna game 1, so ill probably make a 1st part of Ryan game story since this is kinda like a pilot yk??? Lmao! 😭💀🔫)
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theyre in love your honor and so t4t about it
[ID: A comic 6 panel comic depicting Raphaella La Cognizi and Marius von Raum from The Mechanisms in the meme format originally by Cutbu.
Panel 1: A drawing of Raphaella and Marius stand straight that cuts off at their mid-thighs. Raphaella has a blank expression while Marius looks significantly nervous. A shaky speech bubble above him reads: “I..”
Panel 2: A closeup of Marius’ face. He’s significantly more distressed here, with an even shakier speech bubble reading “I.. I..!”
Panel 3: A shot from over Raphaella’s shoulder. She’s saying: “..J, K, L, M, N, O, P…” Marius, looking suprised, has a spiked speech bubble over him: “…!!”
Panel 4: A bust shot of Raphaella with a dead-eyed look on her face. She says: “Q, R, S, T, U, V…”
Panel 5: A bust shot of Marius. His eyes are watering, he’s blushing and has broken out into a big smile. There are hearts around him as he says: “…W, X, Y, and Z.”
Panel 6: A fullbody of both Marius and Raphaella. They’re spinning in the air while holding hands with one another. There are sparkles and flower petals surrounding them.
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