Magnus Protocol 15
Aka the one where I swore a lot.
in somewhat chronological order but no promises:
I'm not sure if I'm more loving Alice trying to get everyone to come see her brother, or cringing from Alice very obviously trying to break up Sam and Celia's date. Just. It's. SO, SO cringe. Yikes. But baby bro! Mmm.
And... baby baby. Celia, didn't tell Sam you had a kid, huh? Would have thought that was fairly basic 'getting to know you' first date shit, but what does my ace ass know?
So. Um. This chef guy. ZERO situational awareness, which is unfortunate for former military. I mean, I guess I can give them points for 'didn't know they were in a horror genre they thought they were on the cooking channel' but. Can it get more obvious?
AND THEN THE LADY COMES IN THE OFFICE, GUYS SHE'S IN THE OFFICE WITH THE DOGS OMFG SHE WORKS FOR THESE PEOPLE HELP CELIA RUN I MEAN DON'T RUN YOU'LL BE DINNER BUT SOMEHOW DON'T BE THERE AND GWEN WTFWTFWTF
Yeah, I was being very normal about this at this point.
Also it's unnerving how many of these... statements? Found recordings? Are very much real time, after Magnus Archives statements usually being at least a few months old if not older.
Also when they were choosing the violence level on this show, they picked 'all'.
What do you mean, the Cheshire Bouchards. Gwen? Gwen, c'mere, I have questions. Starting with: why did Mowbray's dogs seem cowed around you?
Awww, Alice and her bro, SO cute, A++ siblings. Nothing bad will happen to these two ever.
HAHAHAH DUDE THAT THOUGHT LASTED 0.1 SECONDS.
Alice singing a little nursery rhyme under her breath to keep proper pace on the CPR. My heart.
Oh hello tape recorder!
Yeah, this thing is definitely the thing from the institute and my dear Alice it's After You so Please For The Love Of All Things Fluffy, RUN.
Don't run to the office though, not until Lady Hannibal gets her butt out the door.
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So on the list of things that have made Gorgug genuinely mad:
Telemaine Lomenelda
That time Fabian tried to kill him over a fake hat
Learning what his parents do in their free time
Guy claiming he never shits
An FBI agent showing up at his house without a warrant
Porter (just in general but specifically Porter being one of the multiclass paladin advisors)
Tell me what I'm missing this is fun it's like the world's slowest drinking game
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okay i've started watching fantasy high: junior year and it's . So Good so far. but i just have to take a moment to gush about how exciting riz is as aro rep???
like this is junior year, all his friends are applying to colleges, and he wants to make sure they stick together. i really hope they develop this further (and i'm kinda sure they will, given the way they've handled riz's romantic orientation in seasons past) but already this is leagues above any aro rep i've ever seen?? like yeah, a really common fear for aro folks is that their friends will get into relationships and move on.
amatonormativity kind of demands that people prioritize romantic relationships, and also sets getting married as an actual step someone has to take to fully grow up. and, ofc, once people are married it's the expectation that they spend most of their time with their partner. and i've had aro friends who have said that this societal expectation is so upsetting and anxiety inducing, because it essentially means that eventually they'll be left behind by friends as they get married and move onto the next arbitrary developmental stage of life. and the fact that riz is already grappling with that fear makes him feel so fucking real. he's not just a guy who happens to be aro, his aromanticism affects his fears and priorities, etc.
which is so real!! being aro and/or ace absolutely separates you from some huge societal assumptions many people take for granted and it feels refreshing to see people approach an aro character with that understanding
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Hey y'all! It's weird question time again!
So that doctor I mentioned before that I wanted to make a dog plushie for because he has improved my quality of life so much* (and also inexplicably reminds me of like a greyhound or a borzoi) is my endocrinologist
And, as my endocrinologist, he recommended back in December that I go see a rheumatologist, because he thinks I might have rheumatoid arthritis**. The staff at his office have been trying to get a rheumatologist for four months now. I know that, because yesterday I got a call from the rheumatologist's office and the nurse I spoke to said "Your doctor's office has been very...persistent about getting you this appointment"
So now I kinda want to get something for the whole office? But idk what I could get them or make them. Like, in non-medical contexts I'd make cookies or brownies for a group, but I can't bring cookies to a doctor's office. I mean, I guess I could, but if I were them I would definitely not eat them, and I run the risk of allergy-ing a fellow patient. Is there like a gift basket or gift card or thank you card or something you can recommend?
*I mean he maybe should have found a diagnosis before offering me steroids about it but the low dose steroids have made such a HUGE difference in my quality of life I am thrilled with Tennessee's weird (to me, with my experience in California) medical practices
**I don't think I have enough joint pain for it to be rheumatoid arthritis, but he's like the fourth doctor to tell me it's weird that when I got hives they usually started on joints, so maybe I'm wrong? I have the weird version of enough medical things that at this point I would not be surprised if I had Weird Rheumatoid Arthritis.
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any specific wishes for earthspark cosmos? as in how do you hope he will be
YES ABSOLUTELY I DO
1) he’s gotta be a silly goofy guy ever
2) PLEASE BE FAT PLEASE I MISS ROUND COSMOS SO BAD PLEASE EARTHSPARK MAKE COSMOS ROUND AND FAT PLEASE
3) I want him to sing it would be really silly
4) Soundwave interaction idc if cosmos just gets thrown against the wall by soundwave that’s enough for me
In all seriousness I am very confident he’s gonna turn out really well, I’m very excited to see how Weird Al portrays cosmos because that’s such a goofy casting decision and perfect for my lame minibot cosmo. The only thing I’m super worried about is design, I just want him to look lovely and silly and small. G1 Cosmos is my favorite design and I really want people to go back to making him round. I like the ‘getting his alt mode from a b-movie set’ idea so I hope they do that too.
THANK TOU FOR THE ASK!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸I REALLY APPRECIATE ITT!!!!!!!!
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Destiny !!
Been wanting to draw some stuff other than AvA/m for a bit, and JRWI has been a long fixation for me ever since Riptide started, so I decided “hey, why not draw some?”
So I present to you, Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, etc etc!
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MOB MAVERICK⁉️⁉️
YIPPEEE FINALLY FINISHED SMT!! Ok so I finally decided to draw Mob Maverick!!! My beloved!! I have a lot and I mean A LOT of thoughts with him and loreee… But I’ll probably spread it out through posts over time. I should probably give some basic info on him…
So Maverick Mic is a part of the Darling family! The day he joined was the lowest point in his life and you’ll find out eventually why! Just know Maverick was but a husk of a man he once were when he joined Wally.
I like to think that he was mostly sent on solo missions to take care of unwanted rivals or those who got in the way. Just to make life easier for the family! But since he’s pretty isolated while working alone (he mostly operated from an abandoned radio station) and doesn’t have anyone close in the family he’s just kinda… slowly going insane… Until he got assigned to bodyguard Rainy! (Who belongs to @koifsssh ! Muah!) And ever since then things got a bit more interesting!… Which honestly is an understatement. Koi made a post about their relationship, and I might make one as well!! To put into words Maverick’s perspective on things.
Honestly Mob Maverick is the complete opposite of original Maverick. He keeps a lot to himself, not as outgoing, a pretty grumpy and tired guy (he gets zero sleep 💀) and overall a lot more quieter. It’s just he’s been with himself for such a long while that talking kinda doesn’t seem appealing anymore. And not only that his mindset at first is very pessimistic. He does what he’s told and moves on with his life. The guy died a hundred times so making connections lost its point… Until Rainy appeared :DDD now getting to know someone better gained its appeal back…
I also have some doodles! OH ALSO MADDY’S IN THIS AU TOO!! Couldn’t forget my babyyyyy! Honestly she deserves her own post! But I’ll say at least smt about her, here’s a fun fact: she’s the only reason Wally even considered taking Maverick into the family. Bless
Also cannot get Rainy and Maddy shopping for goods out of my head istg
AH and the mob au belongs to @/clownsuu !
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