#I hardly ever write anymore

[tangerinesteve]

Your tags to the shower snacks post!!! YOU GET IT! EXACTLY! Eddie would love it, hell he would bring Steve food while he showers. It would have the added benefit to see a wet naked Steve in all his glory but also that boy knows about the beauty of shower snacks.

Bahahaha! THANK YOUUU!!! HE'D BE A LITTLE SNACK DELIVERY MAN!

{ Okay so this turned into a longer thing than i anticipated, so I'm gonna remore it, but... have a small little ficlet thing i guess!!! Hahaha! Oops!!! }

Yo the first time steve showers at Eddie's he comes out and back into Eddie's room, drying his hair, his clothes sticking to him cuz he's one of those weirdos who barely dries off before struggling into his clothes while still damp, and he's like "what's that little make-shift shelf for in there, man?"

And Eddie is digging in his desk drawer, not really paying attention and he's like,

"Snacks. What else would it be for?" He says this nonchalantly, still digging for god knows what and steve just stares before shouting,

"I KNEW IT!" and scaring the bejesus out of Eddie who finally spins around, hand on his chest like,

"What the fuck Harrington?" His chest shaking as he tries to breathes, and Steve just points at him and is like,

"I KNEW other people had to get hungry in the shower. Nancy and Robin made fun of me BUT I KNEW!" his hand shaking as he continues to point at Eddie who is smiling now, about to start fucking full on giggling when Steve shakes his head, hands falling to his hips and he's like,

"I could kiss you right now. Fuckin knew it." And he breathes the last part, mostly to himself but then he looks back at Eddie he's... a very deep shade of red. And oh.

OH.

And it takes about seven seconds for Steve's brain to catch up and realize Eddie is that color because Steve said he could kiss him, so he closes the space between them, towel forgotten on the floor and he's like,

"Can i?" And Eddie just gulps, eyes huge as they look at Steve, his chest moving irregularly as he struggles to breath.

"Can you?" Eddie asks, brow furrowed, blinking rapidly, his eyes moving over Steve's face like he's trying to fucking speed read Steve's features.

"Kiss you. Can I kiss you? Please?" Steve asks, using his manners an everything. And Eddie barks this adorable incredulous sounding laugh, that Steve takes for a yes, because Eddie had gone another shade darker, so Steve kisses him.

Soft, and sweet, because Eddie clearly is new at this, his hands shaking at his sides, he hadn't even moved to touch Steve, just stood there and moved his lips clumsily against Steve's.

Steve pulls back and smiles, Eddie's eyes stay closed for a moment, and Steve briefly sees the look of concentration that had been on Eddie's face, brows furrowed before they rise high on his head when Steve pulls back and Eddie sways forward, chasing him without meaning too. His eyes flutter open and he smiles when he sees Steve smiling.

"Well shit. If the shower snacks got me a kiss, i can't imagine what my other dumb ideas might get." He breathes, laughing as Steve moves Eddie's hands to rest on his hips, he smiles and moves forward again, pressing close as he says,

"If they line up with my dumb ideas as well as that one, i can imagine just fine." He wiggles his eyebrows and smiles against Eddie's lips as he lurches forward, kissing Steve again.

It's still clumsy, and awkward, but it's also sweet, and warm, just like the rest of Eddie.

#i hardly ever do oh. OH. moments anymore but i HAD TO #i hope you like it!!! #it was an accident #but im also very glad you read my tags!! hahaha #sidekick hero #ask #asks #steddie #steddie blurb #my writing

[gentlethorns]

lol i got decisions back from all four of my grad school apps and none of them were acceptances. i got waitlisted by one and outright denied by the other three. fuck man

#she bork #idk i have mixed feelings bc on one hand after moving once already this year i'm not super keen on moving again like four months from now #and across state lines to boot. i've never REALLY moved like w furniture and i have exponentially more shit to move now than i did as a #freshly graduated teenager and it turned out to be so much more stressful and work intensive than i anticipated. trying to move in one #weekend fucking sucked. on the other hand i do still want to go to grad school and i would never forgive myself if i let one (very small) #failed round of apps derail my plan to get my masters. idk it just sucks bc now it's like on hold bc i clearly need to beef up and #strengthen my portfolio but i hardly ever write anymore bc like who the fuck has the time. so i actually have to get disciplined w writing #more as well as sending out submissions so i can get more publications under my belt. so it's not like i'll automatically just reapply to #more schools next year bc i'm not wasting hundreds of dollars on apps when clearly i need to do some work on my #portfolio. idk it just sucks bc now idk what to do not only if i don't get in but even if i do bc again moving sucks and unless i majorly #downsize before moving again it's gonna be terrible. idk i feel like shit man

[pollenallergie]

realistically, i think older!tom is the type of man to smoke immediately post-sex and then just conk out. like there’s no round two. there’s very minimal romantic pillow talk. he fucks, he gets high, and then he goes to sleep.

of course, you’re included in this! transplanting you into his routines (even the strangest among them) is his love language. so he’s passing you the joint and letting you take puffs of it, he’s chatting shit with you about whatever his odd little himbo brain (said with love) thinks of, and he’s cuddling up to you as he drifts off to sleep.

#bro i literally wrote this as i was actively falling asleep #if you see a typo that is genuinely not my problem #i’m doing the best i can #this is the first time i’ll be sleeping in like three days (not an exaggeration) #and i hardly ever post blurbs or headcanons or any writing anymore #so let’s just be supportive and be proud of me okay?? #older!tom grant #older!tom grant x reader #older au #tom grant #tom grant x reader #tom grant smut #make up (2019)

[cordeliasdarling]

just started writing a larissa fic but realised someone might say it sounds too much like other fics. why can’t i come up with an interesting original storyline??

#i hardly ever write anymore but when i do it feels like plagerism

[navy-leader]

Ketamine has such an interesting potential of a character, i wish they fleshed him out more (<- guy who is in charge of writing him)

#dot dot dot #ketamine #navy ocs #yaoi guys #hes immortal he dies in horrific ways every time he works for a witch who cursed him he developed mommy issues because of said witch #he has potentially been around for centuries hes a janitor hes an errand boy he gets special little powers that help him fight #he lost all his friends and family and hope for close connections for the rest of his immortal life hes forever in his mid to late 20s #i think hes so hard to write because hes the most Some Guy ever whilst his situation is the least normal thing a Some Guy can be in #like yes hes burdened with all of the shit he knows and goes through but also its so normal to him it hardly phases him anymore #not in the edgy hashtag broken type but in the same spirit of a customer service worker #he doesnt angst about it he just picks his disembodied arm off the floor and puts it back on and complain about how much work he needs to d

[metanarrates]

do you have an aO3 for writing?

yes but only my mutuals get to know the handle

#narrates #i don't write fanfiction hardly at all anymore #last time i wrote anything was... a few years? #i would Like to finish my tutu fanfiction but im not super interested in uploading it on ao3 #i might find somewhere to host it if I ever manage to finish it

[firefirevampire]

The urge to start writing gonst fic is strong today

#i haven't written fic since like #early 2019? #plus I hardly ever write fiction anymore

[sophielovesbooks]

Lately I have foot-in-the-door'd myself so often when it comes to writing.

I tell myself I'm only going to write, like, 200 words. I'll write for 10, 15 minutes, no more. And I legitimately plan on doing that, so it feels super easy to start.

Then bam. Over a thousand words. Just like that.

#writing #writers on tumblr #it's an amazing technique for me honestly #and it only works because i truly believe i'm only going to write a few words #if i try to use it strategically it won't work anymore #but yeah #it keeps happening #love it #i've been so prolific these past few months #after years of hardly ever writing at all

[eccentriccryptid]

Moms will literally blame everything but themselves and then also cry about it

#I forgot how much I hate being at home #‘why aren’t you going to spend time with us?’ #idk maybe because I did last night and you were fucking mean to me? #like you don’t get to be rude and also entitled to my company #she said earlier this week ‘oh we should play that game from last year on Christmas this year’ #and by that she meant the d&d campaign that I spent weeks on #writing a custom campaign making maps making them each a character sheet and painting minis and making spell cards and inventory packs #plus loads more #and then they decided they’d rather watch football and then were too tired after to play my game #so yeah I was incredibly upset and threw it all away and have no trace of it anymore #and I told her that and she was like ‘what do you mean it’s gone we still have our papers you gave us’ #and I was considering rewriting the campaign but fuck that #I’m not getting my heart broken again by them #anyway this turned into a huge rant #Didn’t mean for it too but I’m just so tired of her bs #and then if you’re ever like ‘hey maybe think about why your kids don’t want to spend time with you’ #it’s the whole ‘obviously I’m a horrible mother I’m just so awful’ and then tears #also I do so much shit for her and hardly get a thank you #last night I spent like a half hour troubleshooting this Christmas light program she made #because something was being weird and I knew it was really important to her #not even one fucking thank you #like you could be a little appreciative but whatever I guess #ugh fuck I’m just over it

[yandere-romanticaa]

Sayonara .night-raven-college, it was nice knowing you

#it's still fun writing for twst but i hardly ever used that blog anymore #so i deleted it #yeet #ana rambles

[rodrickheffley]

i have a letterboxd review with over 100 likes yeah im a film critic

#its not even a good review and is really similar as the most popular review of the movie (mine is third) #but still! #i hardly ever write reviews anymore i just rate em and go

[cinnabeat]

god my mom dug up an old 'letter' i wrote to santa when i was younger and i somehow had neater handwriting back then than i do now

#i say letter in quotes bc it was deadass a sentence long and said like #dear santa for chrismas i want pink rollerblades please #yes i misspelled christmas #when i saw it i deadass didnt even think it was mine like the handwriting was so different its insane #and i was staring at it like is this wven my handwriting #but apparently i write my Es the same way lmao #i think i wrote neater back as a kid bc i deliberately wrote slowly #nowadays i just write as fast as possible and hardly ever lift my pencil #its some bastardized version of cursive tbh #i couldnt tell you how old i was #definitely younger than 10 tho obvs #maybe like seven ish? #maybe third grade? #maybe #i dont remember getting rollerblades for christmas but tbh i dont remember a lot abt my childhood anymore so like #that was definitely not something i remembered at any point of time in my life #completely irrelevant but i think i lost track of how old my little brother is??? #based on dates hes 11 but i couldve sworn he was still ten? #hes turning 12?? #that doesnt seem right?????? #what the fuck #michi tag

[onmywaytobe]

Also I just saw I have like 200 more followers than I used to?? How did that happen lol I thought I was blocking all the bots

Hello 200 new people and welcome to whatever this is??

#me #personal #not writing #I don’t curate my tumblr so I’m always shocked when people follow me #like…for what lol #I don’t post my own content #I share stuff about my life but you don’t know me #I’m hardly ever online anymore #who are you and why are you here lol

[pollenallergie]

me writing thousand-word drabbles to randomly send to my moots: :))

me when i remember all the unfinished wips i’ve got: :/

me when i remember that i haven’t written and posted an actual fic in ages: :(

me when said moots respond to the drabbles with the exact level of excitement/hype that i was hoping for: :)))))

me when i do actually post something and it gets minimal to no active engagement (reviews, unique tags, reaction pics, hype, etc.): :(

me when i remember that creating long, drawn out AUs with my moots and sending drabbles back and forth to each other is more fun and emotionally fulfilling because it means someone will actually actively engage with my writing by hyping me up and/or sending me their own thoughts and opinions and ideas instead of just leaving a like and (occasionally) a tagless/commentless reblog before disappearing back into the void: :/

#‘all engagement is good engagement’ sure… #but not all forms of engagement make me feel like a giddy teenage girl who’s crush just talked to her for the first time ever!!! #i appreciate all likes and reblogs and comments… i do… #but it’s hard to have the motivation to write actual fics when i get hardly any active engagement anymore #like getting 26 notes on a post… where 90% of them are likes 8% are reblogs without tags/comments and only 2% are reblogs with tags/comments #… man that shit is discouraging #don’t even get me started on the ‘we need more of this!’ ‘you should make this a full fic!’ comments #like how about we just enjoy the content i’ve posted and maybe like actively engage with it before we start asking for more??? pls??? #be honest… am i being too picky/too entitled??? or are my feelings valid??

[lenoraslament]

Slytherin Boys React: How They Would Overstimulate You

I’ve been gone for too long, so I decided to write the dirtiest post I’ve ever written (for Tumblr at least)

Warnings: 18+ only, Minors DNI, smut, degradation, oral (m+f receiving), piv, voyuerism, fingering, overstimulation, toxic, cnc, fingering, slapping, smut with no plot, pain, praising, begging.

Mattheo Riddle: Fucking You Past Your Limit

“Hold your legs for me yea?” Mattheo asks, but you know by the tone of his voice that he’s really telling you to. You sigh softly and hold the backs of your knees as your legs tremble.

“Just like that,” he grins as he pushes forward bottoming you out immediately. The gasp leaving your wide open mouth is his reward. His hands press into the bed beside your face trapping you under him as he thrusts deeply. At least this position lets your body rest. Tonight, he’s already had you bent over his desk, standing by the wall with your leg hitched up onto his waist, and sitting on his dick with your legs dangling over the edge of the bed as you felt the full length of him threatening to break you.

He groans and curses as he jackhammers his way into you relentlessly. Your mouth is an endless string of moans and cries. When he feels you tense around him as you come, he finally rolls off and lays beside you on the bed.

“Get on top” he says tapping your leg urgently.

“You have got to be kidding” you whine breathlessly.

He takes your hand and places it on his still hard cock, “Does it feel like I’m kidding?”

Theodore Nott: Fucking Your Mouth

Another tear rolls down your cheek as you gag. Theo’s hand wraps tightly in your hair tugging you off his cock. Your lips drip with your own thick saliva mixing with tears. Your eyes look up at him blinking back water, wondering if he’s finally done.

“You’re so fucking pretty when you cry for me bella” he mutters in a low voice. His sleepy eyes don’t seem concerned that your jaw is aching, that he’s been using your mouth for nearly thirty minutes. Your mascara isn’t even under your eyes anymore, the muddy tracks are dripping under your chin.

“Just a little longer” he says as you gag again his thickness filling your mouth mercilessly. His hips thrust forward as he keeps your face in a vice like grip using you like his own personal toy. When he finally comes in your mouth, you’re so relieved it’s over. He whispers dirty praise making you feel proud of yourself. You’re even grateful to swallow.

Lorenzo Berkshire: Going Down on You

It felt amazing. An hour ago. Now Enzo’s hands have to keep your thighs from pressing back together around his ears. His tongue circles your clit, then flicks on the nub as you gasp and whine.

“Please baby…I can’t,” you whimper but he only laps and slurps greedily as she feel the coil inside of you threatening to snap again.

“Yes you can” he says in a low voice. You whine again as he flutters his tongue,.

“Oh God you taste so sweet,” he mumbles as his tongue plunges into your hole for a moment before continuing its assault on your bundle of nerves.

Your hips roll forward and he pins them down as your body nearly folds in half from another panting climax. Enzo’s mouth hungrily devouring your orgasm as he eats you through it.

Draco Malfoy: Making You Watch Yourself

“Look at how beautiful you are” Draco whispered in your ear. You can hardly stand anymore much less open your eyes and look in the mirror. When you finally do, you are a mess. Your cheeks are flushed, your lips parted, your hair is clinging to your forehead that is getting damp with sweat.

Draco stands behind you, one hand on your breast the cool rings of his fingers soothing your burning skin. The other hand delicately rubs your clit so softly and constantly. He buries his cock into you again as you whimper, his lips brushing kisses on your neck and shoulder. The maddening sensation hurling you to the edge, his lips curled up in a smirk in the mirror.

Your third orgasm rips through you as you shudder, your eyes rolling back obstructing your view of yourself again. That’s okay. Draco rolls your nipple between his fingers reminding you to snap your eyes open as you watch him take you over and over again.

Blaise Zabini: Fingering in Public

“Can you believe it Y/N?” Pansy asks you excitedly from across the table.

“Huh?” You asked softly. She looks at your parted lips confused, your eyes are half lidded and you squirm in your chair.

“Are you even listening to me?” She asks.

Blaise sits beside you, his fingers thrumming deep inside your cunt. Panties pushed aside and your skirt rolled to your waist. At least there’s a table cloth to provide some semblance of privacy.

“Stop being rude Y/N,” Blaise says teasingly, his cocky smirk watching you try and hold your composure. His fingers curl up in a ‘come hither’ motion brushing your Gspot. The rhythmic motions pair with his thumb tracing gentle circles on your clit and your brain feels fuzzy.

You have to put your head on the table and cover it with your hands to stop from screaming as Pansy rolls her eyes at your strange behavior and walks off. Blaise feels the liquid on his palms as you squirt onto his fingers, your face panting trying to shyly hide your face.

“Good job staying quiet babe, just give me one more” he whispers in your ear.

Tom Riddle: Pain

I mean. It is Tom Riddle. He loves overwhelming you in the most taboo way. Your legs wrapped around his waist as you sit on his desk, one hand pressed to the small of your back as he pushes into you. With every thrust he delivers a smack to your cheek. You’re breathless as his hand is wet with your tears.

“Take it doll,” he says in a low growl as you feel every slap shift your thoughts away until all you can focus on is the pain and the pleasure. Soon your breathing is rhythmic as your body responds, he loves watching you come undone as he pushes your limits.

Your pussy clenches him and your whimpers turn into loud moans of pleasure as he rolls his hips into you at an untethered pace. His hands to move to grip your ass as he fucks you through your climax.

Then he holds your red cheeks kissing you roughly as you shudder with orgasm. He’s not happy until you’re lost in sub space, nearly babbling incoherently. Desperately asking him if you’ve been a good girl.

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☺️my requests for writing at open!

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[bwabys-scenarios]

CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO PERV ILLUMI i do not think there is enough perv illumi content on this app

He’s a perv

Perv!Illumi x Fem!Reader

A/N: sorry this is short and may resemble my other perv writings… but I hope y’all like it! Join my server

warnings: pervy Illumi, yandere behavior, masturbation, panty stealing, he’s kind of yucky, breeding, pregnancy

NSFW: @lightshowerrr @jungtoast @nenggie @pannacottababy @aliceattheart @atransmuter

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Illumi had never experienced sexual attraction before. Had he gotten some morning wood once or twice? Yes, but he rarely felt the urge to jack off.

That was… until he met you.

He wasn’t quite sure what made you so appealing. You looked ordinary, at least… you should have. Illumi had been surrounded by the worlds most beautiful women since he was but a boy… yet here he was, getting hard over a girl he had barely met.

Maybe it was your soft curves, or the ways your hips swayed when you walked… it could have even been your sweet voice, and those pretty, glossy lips that made him want to pull you in and taste the shiny lipgloss you were wearing…

Whatever it was, ever since he first laid eyes on you, Illumi’s body had been acting strangely. Even a whiff of your perfume could have his cock twitching, standing at attention and ready for you… it was quite embarrassing, or it would have been if Illumi had any shame.

No, the only reason Illumi his his overwhelming desire for you was because he wanted these feelings to go away as quickly as possible. He couldn’t fall for some nobody Hunter with nen weaker than all the other applicants that had passed with you. No, Illumi was supposed to marry the best of the best, a woman whose womb could bear a strong heir.

But… that didn’t stop him from acting on some of his urges…

Unfortunately, Illumi couldn’t seem to let you out of his sight. It was annoying, following you around as you did your little daily chores in town. He could hardly get any work done when you looked so cute. You didn’t even realize your panties were showing when you bent over to pick up a coin…

When he couldn’t be constantly watching over you, Illumi would steal little trinkets from your home to… keep him satiated. Used panties, your lipgloss, and clothing items that smelled like your perfume.

He’d wrap your panties around his cock as he jerked off, your cardigan pressed against his face. If he really focused, he could imagine your pussy tightening around him, your plump thighs pressing against him as he bounced you on his cock…

He’d cum buckets into your panties, then break into your apartment and drop them off on your floor, like a cat leaving a dead mouse as a gift.

After a while, his urges grew and grew, until your panties just weren’t enough for him anymore.

Wooing you wasn’t too hard, and getting into your pants was easier than he would have though. The fact you were a virgin was very surprising… but welcomed. After all, he was a virgin as well.

The second his cock sunk into you, he immediately knew that he could never let you go. To hell with a strong heir, he wanted you, and only you. You were the only one that could make him feel this way… soft, vulnerable, and so goddamn horny.

Poor, poor you, having Illumi fuck into you for hours on end, unable to pull out of your pretty, warm cunt. He fucked so much cum into you that you felt so swollen and full…

Even after he was done, he didn’t pull out. Instead, he held you close, kissing the top of your head. “You’re all mine, darling. I’ll have wedding preparations ready within a week.”

You were much too exhausted to argue… and you weren’t sure you could say no to Illumi Zoldyck… so you just slept, accepting your fate. You’d be taken care of, and would never have to worry about anything ever again.

Shortly, Illumi would have his now pregnant wife in his home, where she would be safe, and where he could ravish her whenever he felt like it.

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