#I have no idea what I’m on about

[angelic-guest]

... wanna see dark interact with my oc's at a party with bug.

-bee

okay okay i hear you, i respect it. but all i can think of is,

“These are who you are related to, dearest?”

even if you aren’t like related, it feels like meeting your cousins or something—cousin adjacent?

#bee! #angel inquiries #angel council #i have no idea what I’m on about

[shatterthefragments]

👀 or i could shower tomorrow morning

GOD I KNOW ITS BAD BUT JUST MY RESPONSE TO ANYTHING THAT ITS LIKE “oh you can’t do *insert thing (currently the action is: running)* in a mask” is YOU CAN IF YOU’RE NOT A PUSSY in my head which I’m. Trying to reword as “you can if you’re not a coward” and. Like. I have never said pussy aloud unless referring to pussy (a la Pussy Is God (King Princess)) and never in a derogatory way but also like. It just. It comes immediately into mind for that.

Anyway. Something something if the women’s hockey team can win in respirators you can deal with a little kn95 for like usually less than half an hour inside the grocery store.

#shatters’ fragments #if you’re that afraid of a little discomfort YET WILL ALSO COME AND HACKING COUGH ALL OVER ME AND THE FOOD IM PREPPING WITH NO COVERING I 🤬 #customers stop touching me and spittling over the surfaces challenge #I have no idea what I’m on about #mum’s worried about the sister fainting on the run / I’m worried about the huge crowd that probably no one will mask at #but at least i guess I’ll see her Before and not after bc i will be absolutely destroyed if I get sick and can’t fly out to see my friend #…and also I’d be out over $1000 #…and that would also mean I’d miss sleep token. and my couple extra day vacation. #so i REALLY do NOT want to take extra risks before then #but I also have my tattoo coming up and then I may have my dentist appt. #but idk if i want to schedule it for after or not #esp because I can’t remember if this is the one I have to pay out of pocket or if I have any partial coverage for the year left or if #it could potentially be a new benefit year? idk #…and I probably have to pay a bit in taxes too…

[obikinetic]

Star Wars: The Sub Awakens

Aka, Anakin has a very ill-timed ~realization~

This is my contribution for Sub Anakin Fest [@anakinfest], which I actually didn’t sign up for but decided to butt in on anyway! As such, this doesn’t correspond to any prompts :)

#subanakinfest #star wars #obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #sw fanart #fanart #art #please please tell me if I went about this the wrong way because I have no idea what I’m doing #it’s a very good thing the deadline kept being pushed back because I literally just finished this today 💀 #I am HORRIBLE #anyway I’m glad I got it done because I really wanted to participate #ik this is barely subby but it was fun to me at least!

[ricky-mortis]

Richie doodles bc my two current WIPs are actively trying to murder me dead.

Feat. my trans + hard of hearing HCs

#sorry but the idea of Hoh Richie makes me so happy #as someone who is deaf in their right ear #I looked at this skrunkly little teenage boy and said you know what? #he’s just like me actually #I need someone who understands the struggle #plus trans bc also just like me fr #I have thoughts about him #no but seriously those WIPs are kicking my ass #I’m debating even finishing one of them #ugh why’d art have to be so hard #idk if these are my permanent designs for Richie but they’re fine for now #I just had to draw something that wasn’t my other projects #and thus #this #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #Npmd #richie lipschitz #Starkid #jon matteson #my art #:)

[flight0fthenavigat0r]

the father and the son, but the daughter is destroyed.

morai has followed ahsoka to desolate peridea.

mortis returns.

#i have no idea what i’m taking about #but that is the father i’m 100% sure #like 70% sure that’s the son #but if it’s the father and the son that has to be the daughter but what happened to her #what destroyed her #or who? #why is baylan there? #star wars #star wars ahsoka #ahsoka series #star wars rebels #ahsoka tano #hera syndulla #kanan jarrus #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #ezra bridger #rebels chopper #ahsoka spoilers #star wars the clone wars #mortis arc #mortis gods #the father #the son #the daughter #morai #arah’s musings

[elya-doodles]

🫴

#fanart #artists on tumblr #art #stranger things fanart #stranger things #stranger things fandom #mike wheeler #mike wheeler fanart #byler #byler fanart #listen #everyone’s always talking about mike coming out to Will or El first #but I need him to come out to his mom first #like full on visceral sobbing in his moms arms #there’s no way there just gonna give us Karen trying to get him to open up every season #and not expect me not to want this #imagine Mike comes home already ready to snap #and his mom sees and asks him what’s wrong #and bro just breaks tf down in his moms arms #and like tells her he’s gay or he’s in love with Will idk #do you see the vision #karen wheeler #stranger things season 5 #ignore how sketchy this is #I’m dying #you have no idea #I’ve been thinking about this for weeks #lgbtqia #coming out #angst

[somerandomdudelmao]

@tapakah0

This little bunny means the world to me

#I can write a thousand word dialogue about someone else’s feelings #But I can’t fuckin express myself #However #Tapakah I want you to know #that you have absolutely huge influence on me and my art #You are so fucking important to me #too #important to mee too #yes I saw your ask #no I’m not showing it anyone It’s my personal treasure #I have a special folder on my tablet #it called (keep going mate) #It is strait up what it sounds like #my collection of the reasons to keep making art #to keep improving searching creating fighting reading writing #literally…uh #I’m sure you got the idea #you are in this folder too #because sometimes when I feel like I don’t have strength to hold my pen #I go to tumblr and search for you #And everything becomes a bit easier #thank you♡

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[thestuffedalligator]

Hmmm hm. Cinderella retelling where Bluebeard is her stepfather. Her mother marries the baron, and she’s given a key, and she goes where she shouldn’t, and there are no brothers to rescue her, and that leaves Cinderella with Bluebeard.

And it’s. Strange. He hasn’t dealt with stepchildren before, and it’s like a pebble in his shoe. He doesn’t entirely know what to do about it.

And this is a problem for him, she knows. Her mother is in the basement, hidden away where he can ignore, but she is unavoidable. He should kill her, she knows, but she also knows that there are rules here that even he can’t ignore. She never broke the rules. She never goes where she mustn’t. She must live. He cannot touch her.

For now, obedience turns out to be an acceptable rebellion.

#fairy tales #cinderella #bluebeard #i have no idea what i’m talking about. is that anything #narrativia

[bookwyrminspiration]

im aromantic which means I don’t care about shipping at all except for when I do, hope that clears it up

#aromantic #shitpost #scrolling through a tag rn like I could give very few less shits about all this ships I wanna look at the characters #and yet there are some books and stories where I’m like if I don’t think about these guys kissing I’ll die #who knows what makes the difference? I certainly don’t #well. I have some idea. but irrelevant #anyway

[floweroflaurelin]

I’m trying to get back into the swing of painting, so as a warmup I made this!! Morgan the dog belongs to my friend @theminecraftbee and is the bestest girl <3

#floweroflaurelin art #maybe I’ll add pet portraits to my comms cause this was fun :D #Morgan my beloved <3 #comms are closed for now but I plan to open them up again soon! #I also have about 6 million painting ideas that were building up while I was sick so the moment I’m able to I plan on just. painting tons #i NEED to paint pix’s new sos vigils #also I can’t believe I haven’t made any hc 10 art I don’t think????? #I need to paint gem’s whole vibe. and Joel kissing etho’s neck. and the permit office. wait what was that middle one

[hel1anthus-annuus]

Love this bitch for having multiple gender filters on. He’s transmasc, he’s a woman who’s a man, she’s nothing at all

#i love the idea of writing mizu as effectively nonbinary because of the constant isolation and alienation she feels #identifying with womanhood in a sort of secondary manner— a samurai first and a woman second #explores womanhood through mizu lol #no matter what. shes trans in some way #though i hesitate applying that label #if only because i dont think mizu would identify as trans in any instance; i’m sure mizu thinks he just IS #stuck between womanhood (something she doesn’t really care about) and manhood (a mask for her to put on to fulfill his goals) #and yet transmasc interpretations of mizu UTTERLY FASCINATE ME #AUGH! woman who is a man (this is both a transmasc and nonbinary filter) #thinking back to mizu binding. i wonder how he felt #that scene can have so many gender filters #pain— applicable to both a woman binding to avoid misogyny and a trans man binding to avoid misogyny and dysphoria #i think no matter how you see mizu; he’s dysphoric in that scene #i could go on #blue eye samurai

[shywhumpauthor]

A Whumper with fire powers branding their Whumpee not just with their name or initials, but their handprints.

Two palms scarred against either side of Whumpee’s neck, fingers wrapping around their throat in a collar that can never be removed. Hands on their sides, just below their broken ribs, a touch that will never relent. Fingers wrapped around their wrists in shackles that won’t be unlocked. A handprint against their face, cupping their cheek that had already suffered so many punches. The small of their back. A single hand just between their shoulder blades. Dragging down their thighs.

Just. Branded handprints.

#this was what I dreamed about last night and I’m sad I woke up #if I do write that demon story (though I’m thinking more about it—I don’t really want to tie it in with religion #but like how else would I be able to have a demon set up? so maybe I’ll change the ideas a little bit. or I could just never give backstory #on anything and it won’t be a problem lmao) I’m definitely going to include this #whump #whumpblr #whump community #whump writing #its me coal #coal wrote something #whumpee #whumper #whump prompt #whump prompts #whump trope #whump tropes #whump ideas #whump idea #whump cw #whump inspo #whump inspiration #whump concept #demon whumper #villain whumper #pet whump #pet whumpee #whump dream #writing prompts #writing prompt

[forgetful-nerd]

POV: You’re an adult mutant ninja turtle whose about to be sucked into some multiverse bullshit

I love this dumb fic trope where everyone thinks the younger versions of tmnt are just…. the kids of the older versions. Bonus points if both sides just roll with it to troll the villains.

#I have no idea what to call this trope but I love it #villains: ‘When did these fuckers have kids????’ #yeah I know I’ve already used this meme template to talk about tmnt crossovers #but it’s to perfect not to use again #I think I’m gonna call this trope the ‘multiverse oops baby acquisition’ #or something the name still needs work #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt crossover #2012 raph #2012 mikey #2012 leo #2012 donnie #rise raph #rise leo #rise donnie #rise mikey #mutant mayhem #tmnt mutant mayhem #2003 donnie #2003 leo #2003 raph #2003 mikey #mm leo #mm raph #mm donnie #mm mikey

[brother-emperors]

some sketches of Lorenzo de Medici and Galeazzo Maria Sforza :)

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#early days probably. in their 20s? altho the first one is definitely more like. teenagers. #anyway. hello. I’m back from visiting family in the ICU. I connected dots about Galeazzo and Lorenzo so thank you #to everyone who helped with that! #at long last. a conclusion was reached. I’m also going to bed now. #drawing tag #italian renaissance tag #the last 3 were ideas for more serious drawings tbh. the hand one is going to have blood on it for sex and violence reasons. ofc #the snake thing was a clown car connect the dots moment because I was looking up something about tristano and went #‘what the fuck’ when I saw the image of the coat of arms on Wikipedia. like. yeah okay that’s thematically on point for #this family. but WHY #lorenzo de medici #galeazzo maria sforza

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce, not ready to wake up: Just five more…

Tim, bored, irritated, and sensing an opportunity to sow the seeds of chaos:

Tim: *races into the kitchen*

Tim: You guys will never believe what Bruce just said!

Damian: Well?

Duke: What did he say?

Steph: You can’t leave us hanging like that.

Tim: He said five MORE.

*collective gasp*

Steph: I had better not be one of those five.

Damian: Why does Father get to adopt five more children and I can not adopt five more cats? Cats are much easier to care for than people.

Tim, shrugging: I’m sure he’d be fine with it.

#Bruce later: where did all the cats come from #Tim: I have absolutely no idea #Dick: I can’t believe you adopted without telling me AGAIN #I leave you alone for THREE DAYS #Bruce thinking they’re still talking about the cats: it wasn’t me! #Dick: Oh so what #a stork dropped them off? #Bruce: Can a stork carry that much weight? #Tim: *sipping from his mug having the time of his life* #Dick: *still demanding answers* #Bruce: tuned out because now he’s calculating how much weight a stork could carry #and ​the air speed velocity of an unladen stork if you will #Jason and Cass: *walk in to see Bruce and Dick arguing about storks* #Jason: nope. I’m out #Cass to Jason: Yeah but we could get popcorn #tim drake #all the batkids are little chaos gremlins and you can’t convince me otherwise #batkids #bruce wayne and his serial adoption tendencies #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd