#I just don’t like straight ships

[ottercervie]

Whenever I see straight genshin ships, I take a D6 psychic damage

#genshin impact #cervie shitposts #There’s nothing wrong with them #I just don’t like straight ships #can be applied to literally any media i like lmao #if some fans can be homophobic then I can be a bit heterophobic idc #also bc genshin exudes gay asian energy and you can take that reading from my cold dead hands #can also be applied to other mhy games

[sapphicsparkles]

Filled with righteous lesbian fury today, new art soon

#any sapphic Bo hc is cool and valid I just see her as a lesbian #ship whatever you want just don’t be fucking homophobic about it #and yes INSISTING that Bo is in a canonic romantic relationship with a man #despite it having as little or as much canon validity as any sapphic ship is homophobic #and insisting that Bo has to end up with a man is comphet btw #SHE HAS NO OFFICIAL SEXIALITY and acting like they automatically makes her straight is HOMOPHOBIC #BO-Katan Kryze #bo katan kryze #lesbian bo katan #nitearmor #armorkatan #bobine #bofennec #koskatan #bosoka #botine #star wars #Star Wars wlw #Star Wars lesbians

[revlischarm]

No hate to Zosan but I once read it be described as “the gay ship of the series for straight people” and I. Yeah. It really is, huh.

#like I don’t mind the dynamic it’s just #it’s fine #Zosan #sanzo #sanzoro #op #one piece #revlis speaks #the gay ship for straight people… #*sigh* #sometimes that’s why I think it’s the more popular ship in the fandom

[horse-head-farms]

watching xB’s episode one and at one point Keralis and xB are flirting and talking about xB’s beautiful hole but they’re in a team with Joe and Xisuma who are just dead silent the entire exchange and just awkwardly start talking again as soon as the flirting has stopped LMAO

#tbf i can’t blame them like what are you supposed to say “ohhh princess your hole is gorgeous” “hey guys i found an iron vein” #its just. so damn silent. #this vs ren’s team who laugh for 5 minutes straight after he says “don’t touch other people’s shafts” #nothing brings out non-pg hermitcraft like. group mining sessions. somehow #xbralis #hermitshipping #is it fair to tag shipping if its canon material #hermitcraft spoilers #xbcrafted #keralis

[greenvillainredemption]

One thing I love about mutant mayhem is that Leo has a crush on an April who’s not conventionally attractive. It almost feels like, because of the turtles’ isolated upbringing* he hasn’t been influenced by the popular western beauty ideals and just thinks this ordinary human is beautiful! And I think that’s really cool! Because she is!

*though they’ve clearly been exposed to celebrities and other pop culture so ?? idk lol

#tmnt #mutant mayhem #I’m usually a very ‘I’m ugly and that’s okay’ type of person #but that’s really only about the definition of ugly that = not fitting into the popular western beauty ideals #but everyone has something about them that’s beautiful to someone yknow #idk I don’t want to be out here calling this April ugly because I don’t think she is #but I know a lot of male fans of older turtles have been saying she’s ugly #and yeah it’s very cool that this teenage boy character has a crush on an ‘ugly’ girl #and I know I have no stake in straight representation lol but it’s just good to see the girl crush have unconventional features #though I will say personally I don’t want them to be together just because any turtle x human relationship gives me the ick which is fully #just a me thing I think like I don’t think it’s morally reprehensible to ship any turtle with an april or karai (03 leo and karai had me #shipping them as a kid before I even knew what shipping was lol) #my words #ALSO whoever voiced dr stockman sounded SO similar to the 03 him. I was cryin #i feel like this movie wasn’t the best I mean I heavily enjoyed it but I hope it builds up to more. the mid credits scene had me screaming #so here’s hoping we get sequels aaaaa #give me karai or give me death #SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVER

[boxdstars]

Only in the HL fandom would the take that “all the companions could be bisexual at the very least” would be a hot take but here we are

#IM YAPPING AGAIN GRAHHHHHHHHHH #have you guys considered that the mc is not by default a woman #all the so called ‘tension’ between seb and the mc #‘exists’ regardless of what your mc looks or acts like #though i don’t believe it really exists outside of shipping goggles #that’s okay though! people can do whatever they want! #it’s just weird for yall to be like ‘ominis and sebastian are straight!!’ and be obnoxious about it when we on the gay website #yall alienating the few gays in this fandom already it’s weirdo behavior #boxd chitchat #also shout out to the tired aro and ace folks in this fandom cause yall are troopers

[mistergreatbones]

Was talking about Star Trek with my parents cuz we’re lame, and I brought up Spirk cuz I’m infinitely more lame, and my nearly seventy-year-old father said “if anyone was *makes vague gesture*, it was Bones and Spock”

#“they bicker like a married couple #i mean so true but why would you think that without any prompting #god this sounds like the parents stop being homophobic cuz of johnlock thing #i promise it’s real it’s literally midnight as I’m typing this cuz I knew I wouldn’t be able to sleep unless I got it out #like he says out of pocket shit all the time this one is particular just through me for a loop #and the spirk thing was semi-related to the conversation #i promise I don’t just bring up ships from media my parents had as children out of the blue #star trek #star trek tos #tos #spirk #spones #god i straight up forgot the ship name i for a second i though it was McCock

[panstovoid]

If anyone ever asks me what a queer platonic relationship is it is literally the spider-teens from the spiderverse series.

#There is literally nothing straight or strictly platonic about them #Like I don’t think even they know if it’s just friendship from forced proximity or if they are literally all in love with each other #It doesn’t matter which to me because all the ships and interactions are adorable #spider man into the spider verse #spiderman across the spiderverse #Hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #gwen stacy #penni parker #they are all in love with each other at least a little bit #Margo kess #Margo may not have been there for a long time in the movie but she’s a part of the spiderteen squad ok #Just trust me #lgbtq+ #queer platonic love #queer platonic relationship

[bisexualnonsense]

is this anything

#victorious #jade west #beck oliver #tori vega #bisexuality #nobody on this show was straight it’s just fax #I never really shipped #jori #but mostly that’s just because I don’t give a shit about tori #but upon rewatch it. sure seems like the show was implying some things #some things for which there was no heterosexual explanation

[meggie-moo]

i’m pretty neutral about dirkjake, like i don’t care wether they do/not end up together. that being said, I LOVE, how they are written. like i feel like queer characters/relationships either aren’t allowed to have drama, or aren’t allowed to have fun drama. but dirkjake is the closest thing homestuck has to straight romance drama. like they are the finchel of homestuck. we need more queer couples who have heterosexual drama

#like even though i don’t really ship dirkjake reading about them was fun #i just didn’t care about the outcome LOL #like i love how messy they are #they are living the straight drama experience #and that doesn’t usually happen with queer characters #also i don’t mean it like they are written straight #i just mean in tv shows straight couples are constantly given fun drama #while gay characters are like “here’s deep rooted trauma also since you’re the only queer couple you have to be the good example” #if that makes sense #but dirkjake is really just going through nonsense the whole time and i respect that #meg’s incoherent thoughts #homestuck #dirkjake #<- kinda :0 #dirk strider #jake english

[jancysmixtape]

It’s so aggravating, when people call a certain ship’s fanbase “straight” bc it’s a heterosexual couple. Not every person who enjoys said ship is straight! Stop assuming because the ship is het that means their whole fanbase is too. It’s invalidating and annoying.

#I’ve seen people say this #about people who ship weyler #it’s aggravating #saying we MUST be straight bc we ship her with someone they label an abuser #please #stop taking shipping so seriously #just let people ship who they want #and focus on your own ship #invalidating people’s sexualities is nasty #gay/sapphic/bisexual people are allowed to like het couples #why do people act like weyler is the most disgusting ship on the planet? #i don’t understand #they’re just a little enemies to lovers ship #weyler #Wyler #wednesday x tyler #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #Wednesday

[pixlokita]

Freddy's proud that Gregory is continuing his gay lineage by having mutual feelings for Tony.

As he should. Bonnie would be proud, too ✨

Honestly I was trying not to ship more characters because at this point everyone is either gay or ace or aroace and I feel like I need more straight ships to balance it out 💀 but it just don’t click =w=

#pix answers #fnaf #i don’t have that many ships to begin with #heck #and the straight ish ships consist of at least a non-binary character so that doesn’t even count #=w= #like Idk…. they feel forced #i just won’t focus too much on romance =w= aside from Jeremike and Beckory #and even then- Mike is ace 🧍‍♂️ #ah frick #frack #tictac #Big Mac #💥💥💥💥 #Lmao thank god my family doesn’t have access to my tumblr they’d disown me so fast

[puppyeared]

How'd Augusta end up being radioactive? :o

A second chance.

// suicidal themes below

Augusta originally worked as a part time astronaut at a Star Depot, which collected star Fragments and sent them back to earth to be used as fuel similar to nuclear power.

Augusta wasn’t really in a good place at the time while working there. She never had any kind of big ambition in life and wanted to live life peacefully, but knew that “getting by” isn’t enough for her to survive. People around her kept expecting so much of her that she didn’t know what to tell them.

Working as an astronaut helps take her mind off things at first, but then she starts to feel worse. She doesn’t get invited out to things, but she doesn’t really make any effort to try, and relatives are asking how she’s doing and she doesn’t know what to tell them without it turning into a lecture. and over time it piles up

First she starts asking for more shifts handling and shipping the stars. Then she asks to do overtime. And finally one day she finds a tiny Fragment on the floor.

The thing about Fragments is that they change your body and can make you very sick if youre near them for too long.

Tomorrow would be a holiday and the building would be closed. The Shift manager, who promised to close up, left early for drinks with coworkers. So she was the only employee working.

So she picks up the star and swallows it expecting to die. But instead her hair turns pink and the dust around her floats, and when she breathes no air comes out. The Star fused to her body and latched to her heart.

Basically, her suicide attempt gave her her own way to live and pink hair as a bonus lol

Here’s what her hair looked like before and after The Incident <3

#sorry if it’s not very comprehensive but that’s basically what she’s got going on lol. I tried to make it as shortened down as possible but #I did share this at some point and managed to bring the chat to their knees wjfjggs. sorry if this version doesn’t have the same effect lol #besides turning radioactive she also has minor antigravity powers and doesn’t need to eat. basically somewhat immortal lol #is it a healthy way of solving your problems? probably not. but she’s much happier now #after this happens she steals a ship and just Explores space for a long ass time before Meeting and eventually marrying Anton #she can still interact with others but she needs to be wearing her spacesuit to dampen the radiation. it won’t kill you but you can feel #Sick or Tores After being near her for like a couple days straight. Not her whole Body either just the chest and Torsi since the Stars there #*tired #I should also mention I don’t know exactly everything about radiation but enough to build this. so if it doesn’t sound like how radiation #works don’t worry about it cause I literally would not know and it’s for fun OC purposes anyway #thank you so much for asking btw’!!!! I’ve been itching to dump this LOL #Augusta #oc lore #yapping #txt #doodles #// suicide #tw suicide #suicide ment

[dragonsdendoodles]

I dunno if I’m just weird but nine times out of ten my favorite ship in something isn’t my OTP

Like take MPHFPC and PJO. My favorite ships are Enorace and Solangelo but they’re not my OTPs for either thing because if I have to pick one pairing to keep forever and all others are gone never to be seen again I’m picking Fugh and Percabeth every single time hands down you feel

Does anyone else do that or am I just taking the phrase “one true pairing” way too literally

#like those are my if-you-don’t-ship-this-at-least-a-little-i-don’t-trust-you ones you feel #thems my comfort straights. they are the foundation upon which everything else is built #that is not to say they cannot be poly. they just gotta be there ya know #enorace #fugh #solangelo #percabeth #mphfpc #pjo

[feralmorty]

I made a shipping chart if anyone’s curious about my vibes! I have an empty one below as well that’s free to use!

#rick and morty #I only like birdrick when its unreciprocated #idk if that counts as a ship if I don’t actually want them together #just rick pining #sorry I dont ship rickorty as all #that boy is straight and rick would NEVER #space beth and prime jerry is criminally underrated #ya thats my twitter handle btw

[ziracona]

My friends & me talking abt Wednesday Adams ships

#Wednesday #Netflix Wednesday #Wednesday Adams #Winclair #Wyler #Indelible Mark #Death Kiss #idk what Bianca is as a ship #Wianca #right?? #Friendly Foil #maybe? #Tyler Galpin #Enid Sinclair #I don’t like hate people shipping Xavier or smth I mean I do NOt like him but in a funny dispassionate way #you do you if that’s your straight girl jam get it just is soooo funny to me every person I’ve watched it w so far & me has been like #‘if you’re saying I have favorites you’re wrong. I like all wednesday characters equally’ *earlier that day* ‘I don’t care for Xavier…’