#I love my army men

[graycious-tea]

So like who’s gonna cast Lou Ferrigno jr in Call of Duty??? Or do I have to go kidnap him??

#this is a joke #or is it #nah it’s a joke #i luv him #he’s so silly #he’s so babygirl #lou ferrigno jr #call of dooty #call of duty #cod #cod modern warfare #idk what to tag honestly #video games #I love my army men #i have issues #i mean look at him

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

Erik stares with incredible wonder, who is this boy?

#dadneto #erik lehnsherr #peter maximoff #pietro maximoff #dadnetoedit #xcuedit #dofp #x-men: days of future past #my edit #I will never get over this small but significant moment #where erik shows genuine interest because this kid impressed him so much #this kid who saved his life twice in just moments #if he had followed through with his army plan you bet your ass peter would be the first person he would track down #and then shows up at his door only to be answered by his ex who he hadn't seen in over a decade #OR he manages to track peter down and follow him but before he would approach peter's mum steps beside him #can you imagineee #the confusion on his face #why is peter associated with his past love #someone please write this I'm going mad from withdrawals

[ghost-inthe-hall]

#wish that were me #i love them #all of them #my favorite little guys #how fun to play with them like army men?! #losing my mind over it #i haven't gone a day without listening to them #vessel #iii #sleep token

[ranminfan]

Following you is fucking wild(affectionate) I'll just be scrolling through my dash and suddenly see some drop dead gorgeous art of some character and I'll just be like "Ah yes I see they're simping for him now" and you'll draw them so beautifully that it's impossible for me to not immediatly agree that said character is most definitly attractive

I'm glad my plan is working then.

....And if you have been following me for a while I apologize for putting you all through the different men I've been shoving to y'all.

#there's a reason why my name used to be “randommindedfandom” #Soon have an army of simps for underated fictional men #Also thank thank you anon!! 😘 #I appreciate all the love! 😍 #text #anon #ask #anonymous #rmf speaks

[yoinkschief]

Oh my God it's the work husbands

Bonus under the cut ;)

#this was my excuse #i drew two sexy men because i needed to practice drawing guns #LOOKS LIKE I STILL NEED TO PRACTICE WHOOPSY #i love them #they're not HUSBANDS husbands #not legally anyway #but you can interpret work husbands however you want :) #Eddsworld #ew #ew paul #Paul #fanart #ew patryck #Patryck #work husbands #shipworld ? #ew red army #Eddsworld's sexiest man #Eddsworld's Okayest Pilot #jay draws

[m4gp13]

hc that Ethan is just as unhinged as the rest of the TA demigods but is in possession of a few brain cells so whenever he's with them he needs to tone it down to be the acting mum friend because if he doesn't an errand to get milk will end with a hospital visit

#pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #the titan army #you can't look at ethan gave his eye to his absentee mother went alone into the labyrinth ran off with percy after loosing his arena battle #only to turn around and go back to the people he ran away from nakamura #and see only the most hinged of men #him automatically assuming the role of default mom friend #is definitely a symptom of his mommy issues #Nemesis gave him sole responsibility of a huge task #so he's probably got that oldest daughter thing of like #being desperate for people to help him but not letting anyone get near his work #because he sees himself as the only one able to do the job properly #I love getting attached to a blorbo and just making shit up about them #sorry ethan but your trauma is my favourite hobby

[jrueships]

Never saw how sexy lou dort was until you drew him like that. Now I want him pregnant. I blame you.

iT AiNT MUCH BUT IT'S AN ONEST WORK, ANON 🫡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#i have loved lulu for a Long time #but back then the okc were lowkey losers except for shai who always seemed pretty to ppl #but never pretty enough to actually explore his character #so i had to horde my demons until i could find more fans of them #listen. when i say i like men built like a fridge #i am NAWT!!!! talking abt slightly muscular men #i WILL be drawing stretchmarks and hip rolls. #i WILL NOT BE STOPPED ‼️‼️‼️ #esp when theyre so sexc like sorry lu but u so fuckin fine #i have to share u wirh the entire world. it would be a disservice im srry #my art rlly did nothing tbh #without the muse... there is no man (slang for humanity intent) #imagine if i could actually draw #imagine my power #... imagine my rage rn #we could be so strong if i could only have the patience to clean up my shit and also not be scared of bayjayjays n peens #BUT ALAS #in frness tho omg... thank u.. i love putting ppl onto things #mainly cus of ego LOL but it's genuinely exciting to hear just one person say 'this is so cool' to me abt x niche thing #i appreciate all u guys no matter the army size #we are mighty !!!!! #we want to get men pregnant!!!!! HOORAH!!!!

[house-of-slayterr]

Me when Nerdy White Boys 🥺:

#my type #I’m rabbid #I’m feverish #I need them #I love them #give me and army #white boys #my taste in men #paul dano #spencer reid #will Graham #ross lynch #James the end of the fucking world #jimmy palmer #Robbin goodfellow #dane dehaan #wyatt oleff

[margindoodles2407]

hi Margin! idk if you're still doing those 3-sentence fics, but in case you are, here's a prompt suggestion: "dawn"

bonus points if it's HW zelink? <3

Ohohohohohohohoho YES >:)

(full disclosure this was sitting in my inbox for weeks because i couldn't figure out what to write but i did it today in math class so here you go)

He was stern, and cold, and dispassionate; a statue, they called him, beautiful and unfeeling and as pristinely white as marble, resistant to the colors of love and laughter- or at least, that's what they said.

She was beautiful too, but not in his opaque, colorless way- if he was a marble statue, she was a stained-glass window, full of light and warmth and color, and her soul was the dawn that shone through and cast her illuminating hues on the grey congregation of the soldiers around her.

And when he was with her- when the dawn of her smile graced the Captain, not grey and battered like his men but pristinely alabaster- he absorbed her color; the white and colorless turned brilliant shades of gold and green and blue, and the few blessed to witness this transfiguration swore that, for a moment, she could make their Captain look almost human.

#guys i swear paladin's not actually cold and unfeeling okay #it's just how most people perceive him #on top of his army conditioning he has the self-hatred that comes from knowing a time witch started an interdimensional war because #she got the hots for him #so my guy's retreated WAY into his shell like. 10 times more than the average link because of said time witch and her hots #he's gaslit himself into thinking that he needs to be emotionally stable (read: repressed) to be an effective captain #because otherwise he'll get too attached to his men and won't be able to move on from mourning them when they inevitably die #or worse- he'd get caught up in his emotions and unwittingly give cia an upper hand #in actuality his heart is too big for his body #but because of his self control (read: emotional repression) the only person who can coax him out of the prison of his own design is zelda #and lana and impa (and baby orpheus) to some extent #but mostly zelda #because they love each other <3 #i don't know why i felt the need to explain all this in the tags but i didn't want y'all to think i actually write him as cold and distant #that was EXTREMELY important for me to be clear about #margin writes #you ask margin babbles #my beloved hyrule warriors

[mishkakagehishka]

I just love games where i collect men, it's such a concept to me

#bc i love objectifying men /lh #eighth day as a saniwa i have given up on collecting men for my army and now i am collecting men for my harem

[surlifen]

i think i do get a little fatigued of making sonas (eyes spidersona trend wearily) because how many times do i need to make the same blond, blue eyes, teal/blue accents guy. how on earth do people make their sonas Different? how do people Think of unique designs they want to represent Them that aren't just... Them As A [blank]?

#yes wearily not warily #i wanna make a spidersona dgmw it seems soooooo cool and fun but im honestly out of ideas at this point #my army of blond blue eyes men cannot be stopped and i love them but THEYRE SO SAMEYYYYY

[kimtaegis]

finished about 80% of a comp of this run bts special but you know what. no lol

#I’m so full of rage tonight I could really feel it build up over the last few hours #triggered by this – forgive my language – stupid ass fandom #the love I have for those boys is really being tested over and over again #and I don’t know how much longer it’ll hold against the absolute stupidity of a (way too) big part of this fandom #the utter bullshit I have to read makes me want to constantly bang my head against a wall #maybe then I’d be able to nod along and still have a good time #cause boy that has been tough #from hating on every other group over harassing people who dare to say one critical thing about bts to wanting #to ‘boycott’ sk because of the enlistment news #are you actually hearing yourself? #like who do you think you are? #this superiority complex mixed with that utter hate and negativity many armys spread makes me SICK #do you think bts would be proud of you for looking down and hating on everybody #for only supoorting their country and its industry #not because you genuinely like/ enjoy it but because you follow them like cult members that tell you what to do? #for turning them into these untouchable beings that are only allowed to like each other and everyone else is below their standard #and shouldn't even dare come near them. what a lonely life you wish these men istg #suddenly you're all spokespersons for grown adults you don't know shit about #or you're playing polticians who know excatly what's going on behind the scenes cause you read a tweet about it #I genuinely wonder how these people go through their life? are you defending your actual loved ones like that too? #are you capable of not throwing a fit when someone else has a different opinion than you or criticises you. actually YOU. not some band? #how can one abandon every bit of critical thinking like that? I just don't get it #what's wrong with just being sad about them leaving for a while #WITHOUT being the most ignorant arrogant hateful assholes #never in my life have I encountered this much spite and toxicity #just...chill. just listen to their music make cute edits watch their videos but please for the love of god. just shut up for once #I could go on and on but. also no #could already kick myself for even being this affected that I had to write it down #contributing to this senseless discourse and putting my own negativity out there #I feel at least a little bit lighter now

[yuusakuhanazawashole]

#someone needs to sedate me #yk when only a few lines make you think of a character and it makes you affiliate the entire song with them #Admin's Tag #i havent listened to Penelope Scott in a while but I checked her latest stuff and this did something to my brain #it's about the vibes #it's about the implications #it's about the vulgarity v themes #it's- for the love of god im not the only one who sees the visions right? #queueing this so I forget i ever said this until Im Haunted Again #FOR THE RECORD. this is abt Yuusaku in my head. Maybe Ogata too idk #I know its so hashtag girl but are these men not hashtag girl already #as a transmasc and previous catholic school attendee the motif is sort of half of my whole brand. in terms of purity symbolism #apologies to everyone with reading comprehension. i heard the words Tight Virgin and immediately thought of him #anyway the screenshotted lyrics kind of sold it for me #what are you if not the cleanest and also bloodiest figure in your entire army if you're the ideological symbol #he's pure he's holy he's celibate he's untouched he's so so so catholic schoolgirl core #but then! he's also the bearer and conduit of a symbol of nationalistic imperial pride. #meaning the blood on his hands may be more metaphorical than others' but the stain is deep and dark and haunting. #like the impression he made on Ogatas mind as an individual! #he is guiltless and the most guilty. yk like he's just the messenger but he loves even the calligraphy of the message's death bells #DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! I LOVE THIS STUPID LITTLE MF #Spotify

[signipotens]

watching the star trek movies again. i refuse to rank them because i love them all, but here are some thoughts. i may have a bit of an attachment to one of the characters.

The Motion Picture: One of my favourites. The 2022 Director’s Cut makes all of the sweeping establishing shots even longer and the music is so good, it’s so indulgent i love it. Enamoured with McCoy asking if he can tag along when Kirk pulls Decker aside and then powerwalking into the turbolift without waiting for a response. Love that whenever anything vaguely sad happens the characters all immediately tear up.

Rating: Prosthetic beard and gold medallion / 10

The Wrath of Khan: I still hold my longstanding position that this one is actually kinda confusing and all over the place, especially if you have no clue who Khan is like I did when I saw it as a kid. The ending is really impactful tho and I still always cry. Classic “despite his protestations, Spock is by far the most impulsive member of the crew” moment. Love McCoy counselling Kirk at the beginning. Most of the shots of the the Enterprise in spacedock are reused from TMP, which I wouldn’t have noticed had I not watched them in quick succession.

Rating: What about my performance? / 10

The Search for Spock: Wish they centred katric ark McCoy more, but I live off of the “but it seems that I’ve missed you” scene. Judo master Sulu. Saavik doesn’t get enough respect. The whole heist scene and the ending on Mt Seleya is great, but some of the Genesis planet stuff is kinda eh. I feel bad for Maltz (who is apparently played by John Larroquette??) because he wants to die so badly but no one kills him. Love it when Vulcans are super religious.

Rating: The way McCoy smiles after Spock remembers Kirk’s name / 10

Voyage Home: Honestly wasn’t what I was looking for in this run thru, but it’s still very fun. Wish McCoy was in it more. I feel so bad for him at the beginning trying to have a rapport and Spock is just… not there for it. Love the president’s uniform. love all of their uniforms. My Mormon friends all love the LSD joke and I always think of them when I get to that part. Another classic “Spock is the most impulsive member of the crew” moment.

Rating: Well, nobody’s perfect / 10

The Final Frontier: This is the best Star Trek, actually. I’m surprised gay fans aren’t all over this one. Lots of people think it’s about God but it’s actually about finding your family from among those you can trust to give you the love and support you need to make it through your pain, and coming to terms with when you’re alone or when you weren’t there for others with their help. Love that the villain is genuinely a good guy. Love that instead of Sean Connery, they got the guy from that one gay movie from 1970. (he plays sybok better than connery ever could tho.) Pioneer 10 :'​( It’s kinda stupid, but it has the best character interactions in the entire series and it’s the only film to really put McCoy into the spotlight.

Rating: Melville :​) / 10

Undiscovered Country: Solid finale for the original cast. The signatures at the end and the “where no man—where no one—” always get me. So does McCoy devastated he can’t help the Chancellor. The Kirk fight on Rura Penthe is fun, but I think the comedy is one of the weaker aspects of this one. Shout out to my mother, who, upon seeing the opening scene, goes “oh is this the one with Christian Slater in it?” (he’s in it for less than a minute.) also shout out to “the ice cave monster,” i’ve been looking for you. Love Spock’s little lies.

Rating: Sweet Jesus / 10

#star trek #mccoy is my blorbo #i love him #genuinely y’all need to watch final frontier #star trek says found families are good and cool #the way mccoy’s pain centres the guilt he feels at the loss of his father #the way spock’s pain centres sarek’s rejection of him #the way kirk’s pain centres on not being there for david or sam #the way sybok and spock are both brothers outcast from vulcan society #the way the army of light is a family #the way mccoy makes his family’s beans recipe #the way mccoy is a nervous wreck over kirk’s freeclimbing #the way ‘I thought you said men like us don’t have families?’ ‘I was wrong’ #the way they are a family together :) #row row row your boat #i speak #i’ll add onto this when i watch the tng movies next week

[yeyinde]

a very probably unhinged thought at 3 am: what if—

you get invited for drinks and a wind down from the 141, but you refuse, wishing to just you know, stay home and be a cute hermit (it's the best kinda way to relax if i say so myself)

but your friend, who works at a (club? bar? not sure of the exact term, my first language isn't english, terribly sorry) asks you to sing/dance (with the incentive that the you get free drinks for the rest of the night if you do)

they just need help cuz the person who was supposed to work at that time wasn't available, and well— looks at you (you're free, able and well, there at their side) and then after a while you do accept because, hey, free drinks a possible good time—

then, and then— coincidentally, the 141, decides to go at the place your friend works, and now, the place you were about to put on a little show to.

and so you do put on a little show for them, and well, let's just say their jaw dropped and theyre all hot and bothered (to say the least).

(honestly could possibly end with coming home with one of them)

i am so sorry for making you read this. i just had a thought— i thought i might share this with someone fbksjsjs

I LOVE THIS!!! it's very fitting with the singer!mc aesthetic from before. and ommmmmgggg this is so terribly cute!!! 🥰🥰

#please dont ever apologise!!!!!! #my dms and asks are always open #i love these sooo much and im always down to talk hunky army men

[spectres-fulcrum]

I have thoughts but I don't know how to arrange them. I just... A lot of people are like "I can't see Tarkin dating a lowly stormtrooper!!! Maybe another officer but not a stormtrooper!"

Which is fair but I also thinks that they work because TK-421 isn't an officer, has no interest in promotions or greed and seems to want to just be free of the imperial army at large.

Like, think about it. A person like Grand Moff Tarkin is probably prime for people dating not for him but people dating the doors he could open for them. It's a status thing. He's in Palpatine's most inner circle. Even for other officers, he can offer promotions and secrets beyond their clearance and access to and the favor of the Emperor. And so he always has to be careful of it-are these people with him for the grand moff? It's like he says in Of MSE-6 and Men. He can't let his icy exterior down because the greed of the core natives are waiting for the first sign they can get a leg up. Even his ex boyfriend longtime friend from their academy years tries to get Tarkin to put in a word for him with Palpatine when Tarkin has just returned from three years off planet

And then comes G7 with the hologram of TK-421. He's gorgeous, and it'll be casual. He'll keep his walls up. He knows what to expect. No one has to know, and it won't go on for long.

But then TK-421 isn't like anyone else. He has no interest in secrets or the Emperor or promotions. In fact, he dreams of leaving it all behind. Of a racing circuit on Coruscant, of comfortable living conditions for him and his droid, and of lighting like the one on the station that Tarkin built.

Of stuff that, being born into the wealthiest family on the planet, Tarkin could've given him if they had met in a different life. All Sevastian wants is something Wilhuff could've easily provided, if their life never expanded past Eriadu. He could've made this man happy by just being Wilhuff.

For once, he doesn't have to be grand moff or governor, or any title. Because he can provide for his lover as a man, provide a home and allowance from his own wealth. And that's probably-huge. Bigger than TK-421 knows.

I think there is very much a safety and comfort thing from sleeping around with someone who has no interest in his work life. Who dreams are probably crazy, but they make him laugh, he makes him laugh. And Tarkin allows it because he's safe. Their job difference is so very unsafe, even Palpatine would scold him for fucking a trooper, but Sevastian is warmth and safety as long as they keep it hidden.

For once in his life, perhaps for the very first time(Definitely since he was in single digits), just being Wilhuff is enough.

(He knows that the stormtrooper is using him for those things, that the trooper doesn't feel as deeply, but he wants to believe once they're away from the army and the Death Star, perhaps he'll feel safe enough to start opening up his heart. He doesn't mind Sev playing him like a fool. Better a fool than an idiot who allowed access to stars know how many secrets)

So yeah that's my response to all those comments. On surface level, yes. But when you think about how characters are fluid and this is definitely bookverse, the only person Wilhuff could truly let in is someone like TK-421 given his past in Tarkin. It's also why King of My Heart by Taylor Swift is SO them, with the themes of the love that is the one being more simplistic and lowkey than all the others(Cause all those boys and their expensive cars/their range rovers and their jaguars/never took me quite where you do and Up on the roof with a school girl crush/drinking beer out of plastic cups/say you fancy me not fancy stuff/Baby, all at once this is enough). I said what I said(But also the acoustic version she sang at an engagement party, not the big studio/concert version).

#wilhuff tarkin #tk-421 #of mse 6 and men #I've had this in my mind for a long time #I just have a lot of thoughts #And that comment ALWAYS gets me because if you go into character backstories and think about it realistically #TK-421 having no interest in the empire has something huge with their fling turning into an actual relationship #It's something that I marvel at #How of all the characters tarkin fell in love with the character who seems to yearn to be a simple civilian #I like to think they build a very private but very strong home life together #They have cooking and cleaning droids but find themselves doing a lot of it #It's strangely mundane and tarkin strangely loves it #Sev's a bad cook but he tries and he's been in the army for 12+ years and just the fact that it's his cooking makes it lovely #Tarkin makes a much stronger push to be stationed on either coruscant or eriadu 85% of the time and the DS 10% and 5% is ships #So they can maintain a shared residence because they've made his properties homes