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saraminia · 13 days
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Play with me! Send some emojis over! ..please
🎶 you have a great taste in music
⏸️ nobody wants your goddamn Spotify links
😇 you're so sweet you must be protected at all cost
🫥 honestly I tend to forget you exist
📳 I wish I could call you late at night just to ask you how your day was
😂 you make me laugh on a daily basis
🗨️ I often wonder what your voice/accent sounds like
😒 you're insane and I wish you'd just chill for once
🤡 you're a clown show. Like you're on some real circus shit
🫡 you're certainly doing your part in the Tumblr ecosystem (being insane)
🧍idk you're just kinda there
🌼 I want to frolic in a meadow with you
😎 to me you're one of the cool ones and I'm a little intimidated
🙈 you're so horny you make me blush with the things you say
💦 you're so horny and it's a source of great entertainment for me
😬 just. yikes.
🫁 without you (on my dash) I can hardly breathe
🪽 I would wingman for you no questions asked
📵 I often read your posts/tags and go "oh honey no"
🧓 I often read your posts/tags and go "okay grandma let's get you to bed"
✋ I often read your posts/tags and mentally high five you
🌏 if I could I would give you the world
😭 you've made me cry at least once
🌚 I love your theories
☠️ I hate your theories
😑 you test the limits of my sense of humor
🏷️ your sense of humor is priceless
🪭 sorry to everyone else but I'm your biggest fan
🚧 I think about blocking you at least once a week
💌 I've started writing a message to you many times but always chickened out last minute
🦠 you make posts that deserve to go viral
💯 you're my right hand arm. man. my confidant, my best friend, my silly rabbit
🦸 sometimes I suspect you're secretly my fave/someone close to my fave posing as a fan
🖼️ you're a talented artist/writer/creator of any kind
🐶 you should post more pics of your pets (that's what we're all here for)
💍your hand in marriage?
🖕 your pfp/header sucks btw. jsyk.
😍 you have one of the best pfp's/headers of everyone I follow
🚙 I would go on a road trip with you and we would sing together in the car
🫀 I trust you with my life
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maideninorange · 1 year
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Really Random Poll About a Question No One Asked Because I Am Bored.
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someghostyouare · 8 months
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I Envy Someone
There's a girl I envy in school.
Her pin straight hair, stuck to her round face like a waterfall of ink. I pulled it, moving her head back. She laughed, tears in her eyes. Whether it was from the pain I couldn't tell. She handed me a hair tie afterwards. It's impossible to tie, she tells me. That day I decided I want my hair curled. The day I do, I'll have her hair tie to pull it together.
I didn't mean for my fingers to brush her face. An unintentional check. Her cheeks are so soft they're almost kissable. She told me she used the same face wash I did. It works better on her.
I could've pinched her. Although her face didn't need pinching. Her cheeks are already rosy red, blushing against her pale skin. Before I slept, my mother reminded me to bleach my face.
When she smiled, her lips parted almost gracefully. Like two glossy rose petals, both of them equally tinted pink. Not even my toothy grin could compete with that. I regret wearing lipstick early.
I envy this girl. Believe when I say it with my whole heart. The image of her is seared into my mind. I would know her in my heart. Even when her face is scratched out in my dreams. Eyes gouged out, limbs torn, I'd still know her.
I went out with her a few days ago. The date is a day I'll never forget. I had to throw out my calendar, right after I marked it down. She wore clothes better than mine. It fit her better too.
In her slim figure, her jacket hugged her the way I wanted to choke her neck. The entire time we walked, she tugged her skirt down, when all I wanted was to wear one too. My parents made me go home early. The sun had barely come down. I wish it had. I didn't want to see her waving at me from the mall entrance. I started saving up for baggier jeans.
I'm jealous. I cry to myself every night, repeating those words. I still see her blurred figure in each tear stain of my pillow.
I should be studying, but I can't think of anyone else. I can't think of anything else. Why would I study history when the reason the Trojans went to war with the Greeks is someone I know so intensely? Her name could be Helen and I'd sound out each syllable as if each breath is to be my last. If she hates Math as much as I do, what point is there in practicing in it? Solving for x or y doesn't give me the letter that spells out her perfection.
I envy this girl in school. I envy her so. I hate being with her, but I find my feet drawing myself to her. My eyes follow her every step. I've surpassed the want to be her. I've ran my sanity further than the need to be her.
My envy for her has become my love language.
I lay back. My hands tired, aching, trembling from all the emotions it took for me to admit that. In my hands, one, two, three? No, more than that. Whatever the number, pills sat in the palms of my hands. My eyes were starting to droop after gulping the first few.
Water ran through my throat, and yet I'm more parched than ever.
My chest can't keep up with my lungs.
My breathing is shallow.
I lay my head down on my desk. Everything is spinning. My head is dizzy.
I closed my eyes. Everything was pitch black.
I thought everything would be pitch black.
Even like this, I still saw her.
Her stupid hand, waving goodbye to me. It was laughable. Did she want me to go so soon?
This is the only time I agreed with her. ...
Uh hi lol
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your planner is so cute
Thank you! I would like to thank the person who made it on canva, it took me 20 minutes to fill out... I might have did that before my homework so I didn't have to do homework...
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blogger360ncislarules · 8 months
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Picturing any website at any moment posting brand new, never before seen footage of Hetty from literally any past episode of NCIS LA, and the awesome reactions that will come from it....
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its-that-guy-again · 1 year
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Hello, does anyone want to discuss about each other's OCs or something?
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finexbright · 1 year
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WHERE DO YOU EVEN COME UP WITH THESE POLLS
this garbage place inside my head called my brain jfhfjfhf
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algumaideia · 1 year
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I'm bored, does anyone want to ask me about anything?
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cuddlytogas · 2 months
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So I accidentally almost got into an argument on Twitter, and now I'm thinking about bad historical costuming tropes. Specifically, Action Hero Leather Pants.
See, I was light-heartedly pointing out the inaccuracies of the costumes in Black Sails, and someone came out of the woodwork to defend the show. The misunderstanding was that they thought I was dismissing the show just for its costumes, which I wasn't - I was simply pointing out that it can't entirely care about material history (meaning specifically physical objects/culture) if it treats its clothes like that.
But this person was slightly offended on behalf of their show - especially, quote, "And from a fan of OFMD, no less!" Which got me thinking - it's true! I can abide a lot more historical costuming inaccuracy from Our Flag than I can Black Sails or Vikings. And I don't think it's just because one has my blorbos in it. But really, when it comes down to it...
What is the difference between this and this?
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Here's the thing. Leather pants in period dramas isn't new. You've got your Vikings, Tudors, Outlander, Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time, Will, The Musketeers, even Shakespeare in Love - they love to shove people in leather and call it a day. But where does this come from?
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Obviously we have the modern connotations. Modern leather clothes developed in a few subcultures: cowboys drew on Native American clothing. (Allegedly. This is a little beyond my purview, I haven't seen any solid evidence, and it sounds like the kind of fact that people repeat a lot but is based on an assumption. I wouldn't know, though.) Leather was used in some WWI and II uniforms.
But the big boom came in the mid-C20th in motorcycle, punk/goth, and gay subcultures, all intertwined with each other and the above. Motorcyclists wear leather as practical protective gear, and it gets picked up by rock and punk artists as a symbol of counterculture, and transferred to movie designs. It gets wrapped up in gay and kink communities, with even more countercultural and taboo meanings. By the late C20th, leather has entered mainstream fashion, but it still carries those references to goths, punks, BDSM, and motorbike gangs, to James Dean, Marlon Brando, and Mick Jagger. This is whence we get our Spikes and Dave Listers in 1980s/90s media, bad boys and working-class punks.
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And some of the above "historical" design choices clearly build on these meanings. William Shakespeare is dressed in a black leather doublet to evoke the swaggering bad boy artist heartthrob, probably down on his luck. So is Kit Marlowe.
But the associations get a little fuzzier after that. Hook, with his eyeliner and jewellery, sure. King Henry, yeah, I see it. It's hideously ahistorical, but sure. But what about Jamie and Will and Ragnar, in their browns and shabby, battle-ready chic? Well, here we get the other strain of Bad Period Drama Leather.
See, designers like to point to history, but it's just not true. Leather armour, especially in the western/European world, is very, very rare, and not just because it decays faster than metal. (Yes, even in ancient Greece/Rome, despite many articles claiming that as the start of the leather armour trend!) It simply wasn't used a lot, because it's frankly useless at defending the body compared to metal. Leather was used as a backing for some splint armour pieces, and for belts, sheathes, and buckles, but it simply wasn't worn like the costumes above. It's heavy, uncomfortable, and hard to repair - it's simply not practical for a garment when you have perfectly comfortable, insulating, and widely available linen, wool, and cotton!
As far as I can see, the real influence on leather in period dramas is fantasy. Fantasy media has proliferated the idea of leather armour as the lightweight choice for rangers, elves, and rogues, a natural, quiet, flexible material, less flashy or restrictive than metal. And it is cheaper for a costume department to make, and easier for an actor to wear on set. It's in Dungeons and Dragons and Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, Runescape, and World of Warcraft.
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And I think this is how we get to characters like Ragnar and Vane. This idea of leather as practical gear and light armour, it's fantasy, but it has this lineage, behind which sits cowboy chaps and bomber/flight jackets. It's usually brown compared to the punk bad boy's black, less shiny, and more often piecemeal or decorated. In fact, there's a great distinction between the two Period Leather Modes within the same piece of media: Robin Hood (2006)! Compare the brooding, fascist-coded villain Guy of Gisborne with the shabby, bow-wielding, forest-dwelling Robin:
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So, back to the original question: What's the difference between Charles Vane in Black Sails, and Edward Teach in Our Flag Means Death?
Simply put, it's intention. There is nothing intentional about Vane's leather in Black Sails. It's not the only leather in the show, and it only says what all shabby period leather says, relying on the same tropes as fantasy armour: he's a bad boy and a fighter in workaday leather, poor, flexible, and practical. None of these connotations are based in reality or history, and they've been done countless times before. It's boring design, neither historically accurate nor particularly creative, but much the same as all the other shabby chic fighters on our screens. He has a broad lineage in Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean and such, but that's it.
In Our Flag, however, the lineage is much, much more intentional. Ed is a direct homage to Mad Max, the costuming in which is both practical (Max is an ex-cop and road warrior), and draws on punk and kink designs to evoke a counterculture gone mad to the point of social breakdown, exploiting the thrill of the taboo to frighten and titillate the audience.
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In particular, Ed is styled after Max in the second movie, having lost his family, been badly injured, and watched the world turn into an apocalypse. He's a broken man, withdrawn, violent, and deliberately cutting himself off from others to avoid getting hurt again. The plot of Mad Max 2 is him learning to open up and help others, making himself vulnerable to more loss, but more human in the process.
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This ties directly into the themes of Our Flag - it's a deliberate intertext. Ed's emotional journey is also one from isolation and pain to vulnerability, community, and love. Mad Max (intentionally and unintentionally) explores themes of masculinity, violence, and power, while Max has become simplified in the popular imagination as a stoic, badass action hero rather than the more complex character he is, struggling with loss and humanity. Similarly, Our Flag explores masculinity, both textually (Stede is trying to build a less abusive pirate culture) and metatextually (the show champions complex, banal, and tender masculinities, especially when we're used to only seeing pirates in either gritty action movies or childish comedies).
Our Flag also draws on the specific countercultures of motorcycles, rockers, and gay/BDSM culture in its design and themes. Naturally, in such a queer show, one can't help but make the connection between leather pirates and leather daddies, and the design certainly nods at this, with its vests and studs. I always think about this guy, with his flat cap so reminiscient of gay leather fashions.
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More overtly, though, Blackbeard and his crew are styled as both violent gangsters and countercultural rockstars. They rove the seas like a bikie gang, free and violent, and are seen as icons, bad boys and celebrities. Other pirates revere Blackbeard and wish they could be on his crew, while civilians are awed by his reputation, desperate for juicy, gory details.
This isn't all of why I like the costuming in Our Flag Means Death (especially season 1). Stede's outfits are by no means accurate, but they're a lot more accurate than most pirate media, and they're bright and colourful, with accurate and delightful silks, lace, velvets, and brocades, and lovely, puffy skirts on his jackets. Many of the Revenge crew wear recognisable sailor's trousers, and practical but bright, varied gear that easily conveys personality and flair. There is a surprising dedication to little details, like changing Ed's trousers to fall-fronts for a historical feel, Izzy's puffy sleeves, the handmade fringe on Lucius's red jacket, or the increasing absurdity of navy uniform cuffs between Nigel and Chauncey.
A really big one is the fact that they don't shy away from historical footwear! In almost every example above, we see the period drama's obsession with putting men in skinny jeans and bucket-top boots, but not only does Stede wear his little red-heeled shoes with stockings, but most of his crew, and the ordinary people of Barbados, wear low boots or pumps, and even rough, masculine characters like Pete wear knee breeches and bright colours. It's inaccurate, but at least it's a new kind of inaccuracy, that builds much more on actual historical fashions, and eschews the shortcuts of other, grittier period dramas in favour of colour and personality.
But also. At least it fucking says something with its leather.
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starrysharks · 7 months
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#zeno's art#i'm not sure if i should tag the show itself as i'm not a fan but i guess its “fan”art so i will#hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#vivziepop#i was bored and wanted to draw something#my main goal here was to create a design that looked distinct and could (potentially) be moderately easy to animate#of course based on charlie's character i added as many angel images as possible through the hair and bowtie#(i know white on white is a character design sin but i wanted to show the angel wing detail ;w;)#also to express the personality and juxtaposition of a sweet devil her horns are supposed to curve into a heart shape#of course the garterbelts are upside-down/st peters crosses because of her satanic themes#i also tried to go harder into the goat theme but its still subtle i think#i actually think the goat theme is really interesting because of the story of the sheep and the goats in the bible#but i cant remember if it was actually something intended in her original design#i'm not going to draw anyone else so dont even anticipate that#this was basically a cooldown? ok i think i'm rambling now#goodbye#ok edit to say it clearly: i am not a fan of vivziepop or her work. i just wanted to redesign charlie as a cooldown/exercise for fun#because i used to be a fan of the character before i wised up about what vivzie had and has done#and before i matured and noticed the cracks and fundamental flaws in her works#so yea i dont support her at all and this redesign is critical i guess#also the reason why the tag “vivziepop” is there in the first place is so that anyone who has that tag silenced can scroll past#without seeing anything related to her work. in case that clears anything up#its the same reason why i tag “long post” and “food” and the like
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parisoonic · 6 months
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please sir, could you spare a wee bit of sniperscout for a little boy who is very Not Normal about Those Old(ehhh) Men
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Sniper is the only one who gives Scout's baseball monologues the time of day.
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roukabi · 19 days
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I feel like when it comes to the Dusthide debate, a lot of people seem to misinterpret the main point of Ancients as both a game element and a product.
A big part of Flight Rising is dress-up. While users can argue on what the sole draw of FR is (dragons themselves, breeding, the Dominance system, etc), it's generally agreed that the dress-up aspect is one with a lot of care and resources put into it, and is therefore very important to site gameplay. Dress-up keeps getting updated with new apparel, and if there is to be a new dragon breed, it needs every piece of apparel re-drawn on it. This takes time. A lot of time. Gaps between dragons (now known as Moderns) stretch for years at a time.
Ancients were initially created as a way to fill in these time gaps between Moderns, and the easiest way to do that was to release dragons without apparel. However, this is a game that puts a lot of emphasis on dragon dress-up. Imagine if Obelisks were released without any coded apparel. You'd just have a naked dragon missing a huge element of the game, and for most players, there's no fun in that.
This is where the second point of Ancients comes in: because the appeal of clothing is gone, there has to be some kind of compromise. So... if Ancients can't wear apparel, then they are no longer restrained by the requirements for apparel (1 head/4 legs/2 wings)...
which means that they can break the modern mold freely! You can have a dragon with no legs, or six. Or with two heads, or no head. And now that you don't have to worry about apparel clipping, the tertiary genes can go wild! There is room for customization that apparel can't fulfill - you could give it extra wings, or a jellyfish head, or giant tree horns, or you could give it nothing at all as tertiary genes are optional, and it wouldn't matter because there's no apparel to be drawn around it!
Ancients are supposed to be a trade-off. There's no selling point to a dragon without clothing on the Dragons With Clothing Game, but there is a selling point to a dragon with, say, 13 legs, no wings and no tail. It doesn't wear apparel, because it physically can't, and it makes use of this function in creative ways. The inability to wear apparel is justified by the Ancient's unique proportions.
And this is where the criticisms for Dusthides and other 'basic' Ancients stems from: if your Ancient dragon is just the 1 head/4 legs/2 wings setup, then is it really an Ancient or a Modern you can't dress up? You could have the wildest, gaudiest, 15-limb tertiary gene on a Dusthide and it wouldn't matter, because tertiaries are optional and aren't a permanent part of the dragon that would inhibit the usage of apparel.
If a dragon doesn't have a justifiable reason to not wear apparel, then there's no reason for it being an Ancient.
No amount of linebreaking tertiaries will be able to hide the fact that some dragons seem to be created only for the first, initial purpose: just to tide people over until a better, 'real' dragon is created.
And that's just disappointing.
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uncanny-tranny · 8 months
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Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.
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Hearing the way the Joker talks about Batman from his cell is fucking insane. You think they ever explored eachothers bodies ?
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months
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ERIDAN: i lovve you…
FEFERI: Swordfis)( slas)( to the c)(est. And you’re on fire.
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