#IM ACTUALLY DEAD

[menuliso]

GUYS I JUST HAD MULTIPLE HEART ATTACKS AT THE SAME TIME IM PASSING OUT IM DEAD IM DOING A FLIP OUT MY WINDOW IM DECEASED I JUST WENT INTO HEART FAILURE IM DEAD I NEED TO BE BURIED IM IN THE WALLS IM SCRATCHING AT THE BARS IN MY CAGE

#HE SO GORGEOUS #ICON #IM ACTUALLY DEAD #SOMEOEN DEFRIBRILATE ME #KACCHAN #AREGHBHHHJJJHGHFG #AARRGRRHRJE NO DDKS OH VEIEFDEBRR I #bnha #mha #mha manga #BNHA MANGA #BAKUGOU MOTHERFUCKING KATSUKI #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki

[brettsey-two-tts]

Sylvie Brett. We were meant to be. Will you make me, three kids, the luckiest family in the world? Marry me? - Matt Casey

#brettsey #cfspoilers #im actually dead #like for real dead #i cant believe this happened #ALSO HE BOUGHT THE RING A YEAR AND A HALF AGO #I WILL NEVER GET OVER BRETTSEY

[sleepless-crows]

WHAT THE F***

background: this is in the official list for the soundtrack of shadow and bone season 2 found here.

#KANEJ SO SOON???? #IM #BYE BYE #IM ACTUALLY DEAD #THE SCREECH THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH #grishaverse #six of crows #soc #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #KANEJ #kanej

[tillxthexearthxstartsxtoxcrumble]

I saw you in a bright clear field

Hurricane heat in my head

The kind of pain you feel to get good in the end

Good in the end

Inscribed like stone and faded by the rain:

“Give up what you love

Give up what you love before it does you in…”

#the bridge is killing me #im actually dead #fob #fall out boy #fob8

[pebblysand]

Hey Pebbles! Can u please give some updates on the next chapter of KWTL? Or any snippets please?

@ala-baguette, idk, do you want to give me updates/snippets from the next chapter of KWTL?

#im actually dead #contrary to popular belief #ala_baguette and i are not the same person

[chriss-club]

BRO ADMIN AGNCINRHVK

#formula 1 #f1 #felipe drugovich #aston martin f1 #there was more but storage wise it’s not the best for me to post them on here #admin really feeding us with this top tier content #as lana said BUT I LOVE THAT MAN LIKE NOBODY CAN #im actually dead #died dead

[family-house-of-m]

Happy Thanos Thursday and Marvel Strike!

#shithead bros

Can we call it tired Thursday...? 🥱

#im actually dead #had a water fight with my nephews and lost #or did i win...? i was soaked... #shithead bros

[rhaenyratargayen]

the fact that vecna is technically in his 30s is so fucking funny he’s just a millennial

#im actually dead #stranger things #st4 #vecna

[double-gs]

NO CAUSEEE ? THE TEEN WOLF TRAILER?

#im actually dead #what is this #why is allison alive wtf? #im still gonna watch it but cmon #it seems like a home movie im dead sjfnsjjf #teen wolf

[babygirldilf]

finished watching skz survival show yesterday... the amount of times... I yelled... at my screen phone... "BABIES!!!!!" dear god

#they cried so much #im actually dead #skz #stray kids

[yendts]

defeating gaea with the power of friendship

#they’re all so drawable #you’re gonna have to rip them from my cold dead hands #tell me how i whipped this up within 3 hours i thought this fish eye angle would give me nightmares but it was actually so fun and easy??? #im starting mark of athena this weekend i wish i could inhale these books #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #jason grace #leo valdez #valgrace #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #hero’s of olympus #hoo #riodanverse #rick riordan

[brettsey-two-tts]

you could whisper sylvie’s name under your breath and matt would come out of no where

“LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST AND KINDEST PERSON I KNOW - SYLVIE BRETT”

#cfspoilers #im actually dead

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

[closetsof-backlogged-dreams]

as sad and disappointing as this is, look me in the eyes and tell me that this isnt the absolute funniest shit youve ever seen. like, they changed their bio to ONE vaguely implicative sentence and posted some promo statement about where you can find it on streaming services, and this little shitty cockroach fandom (affectionate) absolutely BLOWS THE FUCK UP. like, within the span of 2-3 days, we completely took over tumblr so that this 15-year-old fandom was trending, their twitter account gained roughly 6k followers, and everyone is theorizing about a season six a reboot a spin-off a red white and royal blue crossover every thing under the SUN and it literally gets so bad that the poor intern (thats probably gotten two hours of sleep this week and is running solely on celsius and coffee) and the two-person marketing team that managed this whole thing had to scramble to clarify that WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WE'RE JUST ADVERTISING THE SHOW AGAIN

like. thats the funniest shit EVER.

#im not gonna be some pretentious little shit tho #i clowned too yall i clowned so hard #but this #this is hilarious #one twitter post and bio change and we proved to the ENTIRE internet that we're not dead actually #we just got a wee bit quiet for like six months #merlin #bbcm #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc

[sunflowervolum-6]

I don't think you understand IF THIS WAS A MOVIE (TV)

#im actually dead

[cowboykeery]

JOE KEERY by Christian Coppola - Rome, Italy

#joe keery #im dead #actually dead