The 4 Hobbits as young children in the winter. At the top of a large hill with what is essentially a large wooden crate with wheels nailed to it
Sam - So what are we doing? Besides freezing?
Pippin excitedly- this hill is great to slide down on in the summer
Merry, joining in - even better after a rain. And ice is slipperier than wet grass.
Sam - and why this hill? why in the ditch?
Pippin - it's the biggest hill in hobbiton which should mean we go super fast
Merry - and in the ditch so we don't get caught
Sam - right, I think we should go mister Frodo
Frodo, already sitting in the front of the box - is this safe?
Merry and Pippin jumping in the cart - we're about to find out
Sam, walking away - I'll go get the first aid
But before he could walk far enough away, Pippin and Merry yanked him in, giving enough of the momentum needed to start down hill.
As the cart starts down hill, the wheels are stuck in the ice and immediately come off, and that is how the Hobbits invented bobsledding. Coincidentally, Sam also became the first on call paramedic in the shire.
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someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
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never separate a lesbian and her gay man best friend/brother of the love of her life
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"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
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flip the rock to see what’s under it!
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(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)
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Marcille and Falin, a few decades down the road.
extras:
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If you use arab.org like I do please consider taking the extra 30-60 seconds to click on ALL of their causes. Palestine is important but so are the environment, refugees, children, women, and the impoverished across the middle east and it doesn't take away from Palestine to click for multiple causes. The arab world faces a lot of problems and they only get worsened by how western nations have oppressed and attacked them. Clicking is small but it generates something and overtime it does benefit the greater good. It takes all of us clicking as often as possible but we can do it! It's really easy and safe and they have proofs on their site on how they do make an impact and are donating your click money
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