#JOJO IS HIS COUSIN

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

If I see one more post trashing on the Sonic movies just because they're not like the games and because of the human characters I'm going to explode and then punt the sun itself into their faces

GUUUYYYSSSSS. THERE'S THIS MAGIC THING CALLED A MULTIVERSE. THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE GAMES, THEY ARE IN AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE UNIVERSE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUDGING THEM BASED ON HOW WELL THEY FOLLOW THE GAME CANON, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE GAMES. THE MOVIES AND THE GAMES CAN COEXIST AS SEPARATE UNIVERSES OF THE SAME CHARACTERS LIVING THEIR LIVES IN DIFFERENT WAYS, MKAY??

Once you accept this I can almost guarantee you'll be a much happier fan. I can testify. 😘

Sonic Wachowski ≠ Game!Sonic. Because they grew up in different environments and around different people in different circumstances, and that changed the way they turned out. I believe that if Wachowski grew up the same way Game! did, he would've turned out like Game! did. I also believe that if Game! grew up the same way Wachowski did, he would've turned out like Wachowski did. The core of this character is the same. In both the movies and the games, he's the fastest thing alive, he LOVES running, he loves his friends, he loves chili dogs, he loves living, and he will fight for what he believes is right. 💙

Just take into account the different worlds, the different lives, the different influences, and the fact that the movies are not trying to imitate the games (I thought this was obvious from day 1?) and it'll be a lot more fun in this fandom for you. In fact, you'll find you're a lot happier when you're actually taking time to love and appreciate the things you're interested in rather than just nitpicking about everything. 👌😜

And if you don't like the movies, you can kindly leave them be as well as all those of us who DO enjoy the movies. If you only like the games, stick to the games. 💙

#the movies are also likely partly a result of a buncha people being like #“HE'S FIFTEEN HE'S A CHILD WHY WON'T THEY LET HIM BE A CHILD” #paramount: :)) #paramount: we gotchu #paramount: *makes him even younger and gives him the best parents ever* #sonic wachowski is my blueberry muffin no one touch him #AND TOM WACHOWSKI IS MY BLUEBERRY MUFFIN'S DAD NO ONE TOUCH HIM #MADDIE WACHOWSKI IS MY BLUEBERRY'S MAMA NO ONE TOUCH HER #JOJO IS HIS COUSIN #RACHEL IS HIS AUNT #MKAY? #not to mention all the hate about tom being a cop 😤 #bruh guys i know there are a lot of bad cops but tom is not one of those #was it not obvious #sonic wachowski #scu #sonic cinematic universe #sonic cinematic universe defense #scu defense #defense post #scu love #NO HATE HERE MKAY??? #in FACT DNI IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA HATE #THIS IS A NO HATE ZONE #there's a reason my blog has me titled “positive fangirl” #ain't no complaints or hate around here #NO HATE #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth

[chloesimaginationthings]

The cousins ever

#myart #chloesimagination #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba #jodio joestar #gappy higashikata #jojolands #jojolion #JoJo part 9 #JoJo part 8 #Jodio teaches Gappy his food tricks #to make the large fries even better 😤 #the fact they are cousins is so cute ngl

[ilikebobcuts642]

My most devious hot take is that I don’t get how anyone can look at Risotto and Abbacchio and NOT think they’re related. They look so similar to each other.

They’re both tall, buff goth guys with white, spiky hair and inhumanly colored eyes. Even their CLOTHES are similar. They both have odd looking hats, an x shape over their chests, and the first letter of their names on their belts.

And I know I’m not crazy because I’ve seen multiple people say they thought these two were brothers or even the same person which just shows how much they look like each other

They’re related, your honor

#I’m thinking either cousins or uncle and nephew #I’m hesitant to say they’re brothers due to different last names #maybe they are brothers but risotto changed his name for whatever reason #jjba #jojo vento aureo #leone abbacchio #leone jojo #risotto nero #risotto jojo #goth relatives %100

[nothingbizzare]

Giorno and Jolyne when both in Italy in summer vacation in 2006

They just wanna get ice cream let's hope they don't get into another crime next time

#i had just this in my mind #hfdhfdhtdhtdhtd #nothingbizzare art #jjba #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #giorno giovanna #giorno spoiling his cousin sgdsbfxbfdbf #jolyne cujoh #they are family sucha bizarre one #jojos bizarre adventure #vento aureo #jojo's bizarre adventure

[electoons]

I need to keep reminding myself that I did so much to keep her comfortable and alive for long enough for my family to return and also that nothing I could have done would have kept her alive so I can't keep dwelling on it like I didn't do enough. I did so much. I carried her everywhere. I helped her use the bathroom. I constantly was wiping the brown crusty drool off her paws and the crud that kept building in her eyes to give her some feeling of cleanliness and comfort. I stuck an IV in her (that I got from the vet, not just, like, on my own) once a day to keep her hydrated. like even though I was scrambling to finish an animation and get work done I put aside so much time and effort and love for her. I watched her like a hawk for the whole week, dealing with this on my own (it's no one's fault, just really bad timing, everything just happened to line up perfectly for the perfect shitstorm), just to make sure she didn't collapse and hurt herself. I did enough :( it wasn't enough but nothing would have been

#at the end her breath was so bad that i knew she was on deaths doorstep bc i remember it distinctly from when my childhood dog died #like it just smells like decay :( like dried rotten blood #animal death #mia.txt #i tried :( #idk. i thought mutts were supposed to be more resistant to disease. i guess not #our first dog was a (HUGE) purebred lab and he lived to 13. (i mean his mom was our cousin's dog and she lived to 14 #so like i guess genetics played a part but still like ??! how did a 120lb purebred outlive a 45lb mutt) #i mean for all we know jojo couldve been 13. she was a rescue so we only have an estimate. according to their guess she was 11 #the shelter told her she was 4 when we got her #so we got a little over 7 years with her at least :(

[twerkyvulture]

we know that the King of All Cosmos looked just like a Little Guy in his youth, just like The Prince does now, so i pose the following to you: has anyone drawn a design for what The Prince (or any of the other cousins/little guys!) would look like as colossal chad-ified version of themselves

#the queen kept her little guy face when she grew huge so this is an option too. but yassifying these guys is such a funny idea #do i dare give abs to Nutsuo? to Marny? who's gonna put JoJo shading on Foomin? #who amongus would be daring enough to design full-size ergonomic shoes for Daisy's teat-feet? #there may actually be a quasi-canon Yassified Prince idk everything that Keita Takahashi drew #optimal design for The Prince is to keep his little guy face and give him a glorious muscular body #i'm shite at costume design and human figure but i may still take a crack at this. #i have ADHD and it's 5:30 in the morning and my ass is NOT sleeping #katamari #katamari damacy #katamari prince #katamari cousins #king of all cosmos #tags that make people find thiz

[musicalchaos07]

Do the Jancy & Byler kids go to college? Do any of them move out of NY?

Hi Nonny,

Thanks for the ask!

All four go to college.

Jordan goes to NYU for Film & Televison but lives in LA until her late 20s when she moves back to NYC (bc she missed her parents/sister)

Matthew goes the the University of Vermont (On scholarship for Lacrosse) where he double majors in Environmental Engineering and Wildlife and Fisheries Biology. I think he very much stays in New England (either Vermont or Maine)

Dylan goes to Sarah Lawrence and studies Public Policy/Sociology and then goes to Grad School for Public Policy/Politics in Ireland before moving back to the city.

Samuel goes to Princeton (and is VERY annoying about it) to study Computer Science & moves back to NYC after college. He did study abroad in Tokyo during college though. (he's very annoying about this too)

#JoJo is too weepy to be that far away from her parents #Matty is too outdoorsy for the city he takes after his Pop Pop #Dyl has NO PROBLEM ditching t her family. She almost went to school in Florida but it made Jonathan and Nancy so sad that she felt guilty #Sammy is THE annoying younger cousin he got into princeton by designing his own app #also so important that you know JoJo Dyl and Sammy had a shared apartment in the city until Jordan Got married #And Dylan and Sammy accused her of being a sellout #can you tell I think about them #stranger things #jancy #byler #future verse #my ocs #anon asks

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Dragona you have any embarrassing secrets from Jodios childhood

dragona says:

oh~~ i got one. ♥ when jodio was seven, some highschooler told him that one way to tell girls you love them was to say "do it fart". he kept using that pick up line on any passing girl he thought was cute until i told him what it actually meant years later.

jodio says:

why didnt u tell me what that acc meant earlier i almost lost my rizz back then fr fr i almost got canceled af bc of u

dragona says:

it was funny to see you say it to mom or the local college girls we sometimes pass by during spring break season... it got less funny after three years tho. good times~

#ask dragona joestar #ask jodio joestar #ask me anything #the jojolands #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 9 #jjba #jjba part 9 #jjba jojolands #do it fart #jodio joestar #jojolands #dragona joestar #i was watching a tiktok where this guy told his little cousin to say this #jodio was cringe back then #but a based man is aware of his cringe #jodio's journey as a rizz master was a long and difficult one #fr fr ong #ask the sussy smugglers

[quibbs126]

I found this picture I made like over a year ago

If I recall correctly, this was a diagram for a Jojo au where all the parts take place within a few years of each other and all the Jojos are around at the same time, because before I really got into Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (all I’d really seen was some out of context clips and JelloApocalypse’s So This is Basically on the series) I thought that the series was about a weird family going around fighting weird dudes, mostly Dio. I thought Josuke was Jotaro’s younger brother and Joseph was everyone’s funny grandpa. I did not know about the existence of Parts 1 and 2. Also I thought Part 5 was the family taking a vacation to Italy and shenanigans happening while the weird blonde honorary Joestar got some time to shine. Anyways so I thought my original idea was interesting so I made it into an au

I don’t remember all my notes on the au, I’ll have to try and find my notes on it. But I do have some things I remember

So Part 1 is just Jonathan, and him dealing with his new archaeologist friend turning on him and becoming a vampire

Part 2 is Jonathan helping his younger cousin Joseph deal with more vampires, but it’s just them

Part 3 is when we meet the rest of the family, while it’s Jotaro’s time to shine. Giorno knows the family and is friends with Josuke, but hasn’t been adopted yet

Part 4 is hometown shenanigans with the Joestar family, now with Josuke as the lead. Sometime during this Giorno becomes one of the Joestars

Part 5 is the family going to Italy to investigate Dio stuff or whatever, meanwhile Giorno sneaks off to get caught up in mafia shenanigans and become the main character. Unsure if he still becomes mafia boss

And I don’t remember if I wrote anything for Part 6, other than the obvious Jolyne spotlight

Just something I wanted to share, I remember thinking the concept was pretty neat

#oh yeah btw everyone gets Stands #to explain everyone’s family dynamic #Jonathan is the responsible eldest sibling who’s usually away for work #Joseph’s the fun and somewhat immature cousin #Jotaro and Jolyne are the edgy elder teenage kids #who would be classified as the older cooler siblings if they didn’t have Jonathan as the eldest thus making them the middle children #Josuke is the youngest fashionable sibling #Giorno is the weird adopted kid #Old Joseph is the fun grandpa #oh yeah there’s two Josephs because I couldn’t decide which one I wanted more so I decided to just do both #Holly’s just the pure mom that everyone loves #Lisa Lisa is the cool mysterious wine aunt #Dio is just a blight on this family #he has no familial connection to them other than Giorno being his illegitimate son #he’s just a cockroach who won’t leave them alone #I probably won’t be doing anything with this au now #if anyone wants to use it go right ahead #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jjba #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #jolyne cujoh #holly kujo #dio brando #lisa lisa #au ideas #my art

[thearoaceshark]

JJBA AU: Jojo's Spider Adventures. prt 2

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05/××/2023:

It was May 2023 when there was an incident in D.I.O. The younger brother of the CEO of the company, Diego Brando, was visiting, he went to the research area while waiting to see his brother, but something went wrong.

One of the lizards became violent, began to shake and the staff tried to stop it, a difficult task as it was quite large and strong. Diego debated among themselves to help them or to leave (he worked with animals and was quite strong), but what happened next was so fast that he barely had time to process it, in the struggle a capsule with a yellowish-green liquid flew out and fell and it broke right into the wall he was on, splattering almost completely. Hell, he feels like he accidentally licked up some of that stuff.

A scientist came to see him and gave him her identification, she recommended that he go to wash and disinfect himself in the staff bathroom, but then he had to return to see that there is nothing wrong. He agreed and did as he was told, although in the middle of the shower he started to feel weird. When he finished and began to get dressed, he felt very dizzy and his arm itched, he sat down for a moment and scratched and scratched again and again with more force, he did not notice that his skin was peeling off and underneath it was greener and more scaly .

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Meanwhile, the scientists had already calmed down and locked up the lizard and were putting everything in order for when some visiting students came, they didn't notice that two spiders were missing.

A few minutes later they arrived and the guide started the tour. Among them was a boy dressed in orange and black colors, curiously named Narancia, he was taking photos of all the experiments and specimens, he liked science, and although biology was not his favorite area he could still enjoy it, that and because he had to pass grade.

When they were looking at the spiders, their pink-haired teacher Christine (although they call her Hot Pants affectionately) noticed and told the scientists that two of the aforementioned spiders were missing. They appreciated his observation and promised to locate them.

A few minutes later the student Narancia and the teacher Hot Pants felt a prick in their neck and arm, the minor reacted and patted the place, killing the spider that had bitten him, but the woman saw her arm and the spider that bit her, she took it carefully and wanted to call someone.

Narancia, scared that the spider was poisonous or something, wanted to call one of the staff, but he did not have time as an alarm suddenly sounded and a guard ran out, ordering everyone to evacuate the building. The students and teachers went back to school and none of them knew what happened until they saw the news on their phones that there was a problem in D.I.O with some loose reptiles.

The boy went to sleep a little groggy that night, as did his teacher who had kept the spider that bit him.

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When they woke up the next morning, they had super strength and were sticking to the walls, it was a very strange day when they realized that they had obtained the powers of the Spiders.

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And in Dio Brando's mansion, he was in an underground room watching his brother locked and tied inside a cage, with each passing hour his reptilian features were disappearing, but the DNA samples said that the lizard mutagen was still there, and at any moment it could return to being the monster that almost swallowed his employees.

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Narancia didn't know what to do. How had that happened, and what was he doing now with his spider powers? That were the questions that lived for free in his mind. It probably had to do with that spider, but that didn't solve anything. Were the D.I.Os working with the spiders that gave the spider people their powers? WTF. As far as he knew the Spiders were only associated with the Speedwagon Foundation.

After much thought, the boy decided to try to get the attention of the Spiders, so he made a suit, he found out that he couldn't shoot webs like them, so he made his own shooter, and by the way, he also made some wings so he could glide. It took him several weeks to complete them, in which he also practiced how to live with his new abilities, when he was ready he put on his suit and started patrolling the streets hoping to find some Spider.

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It didn't take long and he ran into Spider-Purple in the streets where he used to swing, it seems the internet did its thing and helped them track him down. Narancia told him how he woke up with powers, and Purple asked him if before that he had been involved in something with spiders, to which he remembered and mentioned that he had been bitten by a spider on a school trip.

Purple told him that his brother had also been bitten and thus obtained his powers, and these were transmitted to himself when he had to give him a blood transfusion. And he asked him if he wanted to be part of the spider society, part of them or part of the villains.

He obviously decided to go with them. So Purple took him to the Speedwagon Foundation to introduce him to the rest of the Spiders. He warned that there would probably also be someone else who had apparently gained spider powers as well.

When they were there, the Spiders were accompanied by a stranger dressed in pink, they discussed whether they should show their identities, it seems that they were all family, he and the pink one were the only strangers. He interrupted them and told them that he could tell them who he was and he took off his mask, the pink one was surprised and also took off his mask revealing that it was his teacher Hot Pants.

They all ended up revealing their identities, and decided that Narancia and Hot Pants would also be part of the Spiders' partnership. They complimented Narancia on his shooters and his wings, but both he and his teacher were told that they needed other costumes, Jonathan laughed, this reminded him of his own beginnings, his costume had changed since then, but his ideals never, he hoped this new allies would be as steadfast as well.

Later Narancia was known to the world as the Aero-Spider.

And Hot Pants was nicknamed Spider-Pink, the media considers her handrogynous, they have never confirmed her gender. By the way, Hot Pants confessed that she had kept the spider that she bit her and kept it as her pet. The Spiders asked him to examine her to find out how two radioactive spiders ended up in D.I.O, that would probably lead them to talk to a relative with whom they had cut almost all connection, they got along very badly, but this was more important.

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Dio had given his brother clear instructions about what had happened to him and what he should do to avoid transforming into that monster again, however a short time later on the news he saw how a giant lizard attacked random passersby.

He managed to catch Diego before the Spiders did, and he reprimanded him, to which he replied that he didn't want those drugs, he wanted to control it himself, and perhaps with those abilities gain power. Dio said nothing to this, only that he would be watching and monitoring him, which Diego accepted.

Dio thought that he could take advantage of this, he would not tell Diego that he is Superior Spider, never, but he could take advantage of him and his powers in his favor.

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A few weeks ago:

When the incident occurred in D.I.O they didn't realize that two spiders were missing afterwards, they had found almost all of them crushed even the spider that bit Narancia, but the ladybug spider (from Hot Pants) and the peacock spider did not appear.

Shortly after escaping from the building, a peacock spider landed on the shoulder of a blond boy in a wheelchair, and bit him. It ended up crushed.

To be Continued>>>

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Jonathan/Spider-Sun's new suit:

Read the tags please

#jjba #spiderverse #jojo's spider adventures #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba au #narancia ghirga #hot pants #diego brando #dio brando #jonathan joestar #also #it is not mentioned but Dragona is a 3-year-old boy and is the son of Hot Pants and Diego #I'll explain that later #Jonathan Joseph Johnny and Hot Pants are cousins #Jonathan and Joseph do not know Hot Pants and do not know that they are related to her. #And Hot Pants didn't know them either #But Jhonny knows all three of them and knows that they are his cousins.

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

wanna do extremely late don't judge orihime week prompts and i'm torn for day 6 (xover), help a hoe choose

#look she's doing a poll #bleach #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #orihime inoue #because the shun shun rikka would work so well as a stand #the crusaders would have benefited from a healer #and technically pt 4 already has a healer in josuke #but orihime can fit so well into either scenario #for pt 3 i imagine her as jotaro's cousin on his dad's sad #imagine josuke using crazy diamond to restore her hair length after those bullies cut it QuQ #i have a lot of thoughts to process

[worthyofmygrace]

Yesterday was Gappy's birthday. Happy birthday!!!

I really really wanna see Gappy and Yasuho coming back in part 9, and when I saw the tweet at the last slide, I got a great idea. I am eager to have Josuke meeting his piece of shit cousin, who would love his baby, ofc.

[Long Description]:

First image has three digital illustrations all gathered in one white canvas.

The most noticeble one is a digital painting redraw of a scene from the movie Across The Spiderverse, in which the characters of Peter B Parker and Mary Jane have been replaced by Josuke Higashikata and Yasuho Hirose from Jojo part 8. The image is a shot of them in a dark room only illuminated by the blue lights that come through a non visible window. They are bending down to see the inside of a cradle of which we can see its railing. There's a yellow text that simulates being captions of the dialogue Yasuho is saying, it says: "Josuke, did you bring our baby to another fight?"

The other two drawings are just black and white sketches of Josuke standing with a sun-glasses-wearing baby in a kangaroo carrier, and another one of Jodio Joestar sitting down with the same baby on his lap reading a book. His speech bubble says: "The pig says: "You have the right to remain silent.""

The next image is a Twitter screenshot of user @/radiantaeonstar saying "As much as I want Dragona to end up being the new continuity equivalent to Jolyne, I also really like the alternative scenario of Gappy pulling a Peter B. Parker and showing up in Jojolands with a daughter who has her own stand ability." And a reply by user @/pozonii_ (me) that only says "SHIZUKA!!" in all caps.

[End of LD]

#jjba #jjba fanart #my art #jojo's bizarre adventure #the jojolands #jjba part 9 #jjba part 8 #jojolion #yasugap #josuke higashikata #gappy higashikata #yasuho x gappy #yasuho hirose #shizuka joestar #jodio joestar #long description #alt text

[autiedragons]

my birthday is tomorrow, i’m behind on several bills and we aren’t sure if we’re going to be able to catch up as is. i told my family that all i want this year is money i can use to pay some bills. it’s a little saddening i guess? like i would’ve loved to be able to ask for/buy like a little trinket or a book or a fun shirt for my birthday this year. but it’s just not in the cards right now. because as much as a fun knick knack might be, i don’t want to end up homeless. my family has the money to help out and still get something small, but i don’t have that kind of relationship with them and i damn well don’t want to ask that of them. sure, my grandparents could pay three months worth of my rent and it wouldn’t make close to a noticeable dent in their wallet, but they have adamantly refused to look at me, speak to me, or touch me in any way since 2019. my other grandmother has offered to help but i can’t in good conscience take that kind of money from a woman in an assisted living facility. and my parents don’t have that kind of cash on a good day. i’m so tired of being behind all the time. of things getting better and then one small slip ruining it all over again. i’d love to do something small and fun and open up a small not-life-or-death gift or two. i’d love a moment of normalcy for the first time in years. but it’s not in the cards and that’s making me a little bitter this year. birthdays usually suck for me, but there’s something worse about it this time around. i just want to sleep for the rest of the week. i want it to be april still or june already. i want to skip it. i hate this.

#tw venting #lemon talks #i also love being the least favorite member of my particular family generation #i ask my mom if i could borrow $50 and pay her back the next week and i get this massive lecture about how much i have failed #and about how she doesn’t have the capacity to do shit like this for me #how her money is dried up and she can’t keep helping me even if i pay her back #and then two weeks later she’s on a plane with my brother to go on a multi state trip to various #national parks out west - buying up random shit and eating at fancy places #like dropping $4000 on his spring break trip despite how god awful he treats everyone #my brother and my cousins get $50-$100 from my dad’s parents on holidays #and if i get anything it’s ~$20 on a check with my name spelled wrong #the only family member that has ever made me a consistent priority in any way is my JoJo who’s in a facility #not even in the sense of giving me a shit ton of stuff #but she treats me the same as she treats the rest of her grandkids #she makes a point to spend time with me and check in with me #she calls my brother out on his crap in a way that none of my other family ever will #idk birthdays always highlight this #90% of the time is a trip to a burger place and ~$30 worth of random shit #when my brother gets this all expenses paid beach trip and some expensive tech gift like clockwork #i don’t need a lot - i really don’t. but i’m not going to lie and say it feels good #to watch them pull out all the stops for one kid and then tell the other kid to be grateful that dad made a casserole

[sehunniepotwrites]

FOREVER SUMMER | teaser

SYNOPSIS. They say that three is the magic number, and with you having two childhood friends by your side every summer, you consider this to be true. Summers were always for no one else but you, Johnny, and Jaehyun. You want that to stay the same but of course, nothing ever does. Not when feelings come into play. You’re in love with Johnny, Jaehyun’s in love with you, and quite frankly, you don’t really know how to move forward. So much for the summer of your life. 

PAIRING. Johnny x female!reader x Jaehyun 

GENRE. Childhood Friends to Lovers!AU | Summer!AU | Beach!AU | Lifeguard!AU | Surfer!AU 

WARNINGS. Based on Jenny Han’s The Summer I Turned Pretty, Johnny and Jaehyun are cousins, profanity, alcohol consumption, food consumption, smoking (vaping and weed), nicknames (for her: Shadow, Munchkin; for Jaehyun: Dopey; for Johnny: Jojo), more warnings to come

DISCLAIMER.This is work of fiction. I do not own the people/characters and concepts I have written about. You cannot translate or copy my work. Crossposted on AO3 by sehunnypot.

“Mom, drive faster!” you yelled from the passenger seat, wondering why you didn’t volunteer to take the wheel instead. With you at the wheel, you would’ve arrived at your destination hours ago. If this was a normal day, your mother would have scolded you for raising your voice at her but this was not any given day. This was the start of your epic summer in Neiho. 

Being in the town of  Neiho for two and a half months meant living in a gorgeous beach house that was a block away from the shoreline. A large two-story structure with six bedrooms, four bathrooms, a pool to swim in, and a backyard large enough to run around in–what could be more perfect than that?

The answer to that question was found in the other inhabitants of the mansion. Your twin aunties–not your blood relatives but your mother’s best friends from university–were the co-owners of the house, passed onto them by their parents. When your mom had nowhere to go one college summer, the twins picked her right up and invited her into their summer abode, and a yearly tradition had been formed. Fall, winter, and spring breaks were for other things but summer was always reserved for the beach house on Neiho’s Cherry Lane. 

Even though the three friends who were as close as sisters started their own respective families, the tradition carried on with the expansion. And that’s where the two most important inhabitants come to play–Johnny Suh and Jaehyun Jeong. The boys, as you called them, were cousins who were like brothers to each other. And to you, they were your best childhood friends. 

Being the same age as you, you were closer to Jaehyun–the pretty boy with the dimples and the deepest, dad laugh you could ever hear. Although apart for the majority of the year, Jaehyun never failed to text you at least once a day, whether it be a meme or just a random message that could be deemed as “too much information.” You shared a lot with him and in turn, he did the same with you. To you, that lunkhead basketball man was an open book. 

His older cousin, however, was not. Unlike Jaehyun, Johnny kept some pages closed. There were times when he was inaccessible and neither you nor Jae could read him. If something were bothering him, Johnny would keep it to himself rather than burden you or Jaehyun with his problems. As the oldest, his duty was to shoulder it, shove them aside, and make sure whatever happened didn’t affect you or Jaehyun in any way possible. His pouty lips would press into a thin line, his straight brows would furrow, and his eyes would narrow until you couldn’t see the beautiful honey-brown people would die to swim in. Other times, though, he was like sunshine and his wide smile brightened your days as no one else could. 

“Sit your butt down, child, we’re almost there,” your mother laughed, playfully shoving your shoulder so your butt fell back into the cushioned seat. Her hands turned the wheel and the tires landed on Cherry Lane. She passed one, two, three houses before pulling into the driveway. Before she could put the car into park, your fingers flew to the seat belt latch, ultimately freeing your body from your chair. Never mind that you were leaving your mom to deal with your bags. 

With enthusiasm that was seen nowhere else but here in Neiho, you rushed out of the car and down the nostalgic pathway filled with memories that lingered in your mind. You spotted the garden rocks you painted how many summers before as well as the wind catchers that you created with the boys during an arts class they were so reluctant to take. Holding back a smile at all the familiarity, you shoved the keys already in your hand eagerly into the lock. A twist to the side and your hand on the knob was all it took to open the grand, wooden door. A sigh that came from way deep in your chest let itself out as the cooling air conditioner and the smell of the sea salt vanilla candles blew your way.

With one hand against the clean, white walls, you used the other to slip your shoes off. “Anyone home?” 

Home. That was what the beach house on Cherry Lane was. It was home. 

Loud, resounding pounds from the staircase alerted you that someone was there and you knew exactly who that person was before they made it down the steps and rounded the corner. Always heavy-handed in the way he handled his body, Jaehyun Jeong stomped his way to you, his gait echoing through the quiet hallways. His smile was wide as soon as you landed in his line of vision. The next thing you knew, his body was hurling your way and you had no time to escape what came next. 

“Munch! You’re here!” he yelled into your ear right before lifting and twirling you around. Jaehyun’s voice sounded deeper than the last time you saw him in person. Your surprised squeal drowned out his low-toned laughter and your feet kicked against the hard core he worked on in the last year. 

“Put her down, Jae, before you break something,” his mom, Jieun, called from the steps, a fond smile taking over her face. Her features matched the ones on Jaehyun’s goofy face sans the reddened ears and cheeks. 

Her sister and Johnny’s mom, Hyesoo, peeked out of the kitchen to add to the scolding. “Jae, if you break something, you’re gonna have to replace it with your own money, honey, so be careful!”

“Listen to them!” you whined as his hands continued to dig at your side. “You’re hurting me!” 

He adjusted his grip. “Yo, how’s the weather up there, Munchkin? Better than down here, I hope,” Jaehyun teased with a cheeky smile. 

“Shut up, Dopey!” You kicked him in the abdomen harder than the last and his stronghold loosened just enough for you to wiggle away. 

As you caught your breath from laughing too hard, you took in your best friend’s appearance. Jaehyun’s wetsuit was half on–the top half folded right at the waist–while his buffer chest was slightly covered by the heathered tank top he probably threw on in a rush. Honey brown hair unstyled and strands thrown every which way, he still looked like the same boy you remembered. Just a tad bit taller and bigger than before. And to top it all off, his dopey smile had you mirroring one too.

You bet that the girls in his major department went crazy over him. You’ve heard some of his stories through your weekly FaceTime calls–from his short-termed girlfriends and situationships and friends with benefits–but none of those ever lasted. Curiosity bit at you, wondering why they never did, but you respected Jaehyun enough not to pry. If he wanted to, he would tell you. 

“Hey there,” Jaehyun chuckled again, his large hand coming up to your chin to squish your cheeks in between his fingers.

You stuck your tongue out and blew a raspberry at him, spit landing on the back of his hand. Jaehyun gave you a look of disgust, wiping the wet spots against your shirt. You’d think at twenty-one, the pair of you would outgrow childish habits but that wasn’t necessarily the case. 

“Just say you’re happy to see me, damn.”

“Never going to willingly admit that,” you retaliated with a shit-eating grin.

Jaehyun’s hands zoomed back to your face to pull at your cheeks. His tough grip tugged them so hard that it stung a lot more than it should have. Your consecutive slaps against his chest finally got him to stop and while you rubbed your cheeks better, he stifled his laughter behind his palm. 

“You might not be happy to see me but I am always happy to see you, Munch,” Jaehyun pressed a wet kiss on your throbbing cheek in return.  You were too busy tending to your pain to realize the redness that took over the tips of his ears. His mother and aunt were not. Giggling at each other, they enjoyed the boy’s embarrassed state, loving the fact that you were the only one to get him that pink.

“You’re something else, Jae,” you shook your head at him before rushing over to your aunties to hug them. You missed them both. 

“Baby, don’t just stand there,” Aunt Jieun scolded her son, coming over to slap him against his bicep, “go use those muscles that you keep bragging about and help your auntie carry their stuff into the house.” The boy, dorky as ever, saluted his mother and ran out the door in his broken-in Rainbow sandals. 

“Where’s Johnny?” you questioned. A glance around the house and you couldn’t see him anywhere. It was unlike him to not greet you as soon as you entered the property. Your heart dropped a little at his lack of presence. 

“Oh honey, your one-track mind never changes, does it?” Aunt Hyesoo grinned at you with a knowing twinkle in her eye. You pouted at her and she simply poked you in between your curled-up brows. “John’s out surfing. We told him to wait until after you arrived but he promised he would be back before your pretty little face showed up. Knowing him, that boy probably lost track of time.”

The front door swung open and slammed against the wall only to reveal a sheepish Jaehyun. Once again, the boy underestimated his strength. If one were to look at the wall behind the door, they’d spot a dent in the wall from all the rough handling but that’s a thing everyone in the house let go of. Holding the door open, Jaehyun allowed your mom to roll her luggage in first before hauling your load in. As the three mothers reunited, Jae nudged his sharp elbow to your side. “I was about to go join Johnny for a bit, wanna come wi–”

“Yes, let’s go, let’s goooooo!” Not even letting your best friend finish his sentence, you snatched the keys to his mother’s Rav4 and headed out the door. “We’re heading out!” You called behind you before barreling out the door with your tote bag in hand.

Jaehyun trailed right behind you with his deep laughter ringing through your ears. When you didn’t toss him the keys and remained at your spot on the driver’s side, he hesitated to get in the unlocked vehicle. His lack of movement made you roll your eyes. You had gotten your license last fall at the age of twenty so driving was no problem for you. At least, it wasn’t anymore. If you went back to the previous summer with you at the wheel, Johnny at your side, and Jaehyun behind you, you would probably say otherwise. But that was then. You were twenty-one now and had almost a year of driving experience under your belt.

“Get in the car, my driving’s better now, I promise.” The engine started at the twist of your hand and Jaehyun remained outside with a hardened look on his face.

“Sure it is, Munch,” he replied with a brow raised. 

“It really is, how else would I be able to get my license?” A few bats of your lashes and a pretty pout were all it took for Jaehyun to cave in and buckle himself in the car. He could never say no to you. Johnny was a little harder to break–he was a tough cookie to crack–but in the end, little old you were always his weakness. 

A defeated sigh escaped Jaehyun’s pink lips. “You’re lucky I love you so much.” 

Jaehyun’s little profession of love made you warm inside, just like your never ending friendship. “The luckiest girl in the world.”

“And the prettiest,” Jaehyun joked, swiping at your cheek.

“Ew, is that how you flirt with all the girls back home?”

“Why? Is it working?” From the corner of your eye, you could see his brows dance. “Are you finally falling for me? It’s about damn time.” 

“Absolutely not. Disgusting.” 

“Damn, and to think, I could have finally had a chance with the prettiest girl in Neiho.”

“Oh shut up.”

The beach was a two-minute drive away. If it weren’t for Jaehyun’s surfboard mounted on top of the car, you would have been fine with the seven-minute walk or the short bike ride to your perfect little paradise. The midday crowd had made its way into the beach’s car lot, leaving a tiny compact space for you to wiggle into. Your first few tries weren’t successful, even with Jaehyun’s guidance, leaving him to laugh at your attempts before you switched places. Johnny would have never teased you like that. 

Jaehyun parked the car slowly yet successfully as you waited outside with crossed arms. He shot you a smug look, complete with his sunglasses sitting on top of his nose bridge and a smirk that lifted one plump cheek. 

“Don’t say anything,” you pointed a finger at him. “I have trouble in compact spaces.” 

“Wasn’t gonna,” Jaehyun cheekily answered as he started to take his baby blue board down the rack.

Huffing, you turned your body away from your best friend and faced the shoreline. One breath was all it took to inhale the calming scents of the ocean. The sun beamed down on you; while others hated the direct light, you didn’t mind it. Accompanied by the soft breeze making its way through your loose hair, it was a perfect beach day. Your past self was right to wear your two-piece under your clothes instead of your undergarments. 

Leaving Jaehyun behind, you stripped your loose top off, slipped off your Birkenstocks, and sunk your toes in the sand. The gritty, warm feeling surrounding your skin was something you missed dearly. Others hated the texture of sand–how it was coarse and hot, and how it got absolutely everywhere for no apparent reason–but it excited you. Feet running on autopilot, they led you straight to where the ocean met the shore. Dry sand turned wet, causing you to sink, sink, sink deep into the ground and you loved it all. When the cool rush of water hit your skin, you loved it even more. You closed your eyes and sighed, taking in the sounds of the waves hitting the rocks. 

You opened them just in time to see a tall, built surfer riding a clean wave with no breaks. He made the sport look effortless when you know that in fact, it was not. At all. When the figure reached the shore not too far from you, the man planted his surfboard right in the sand. His height was not too far off from the item itself, which was a feature many onlookers admired. 

After reaching down to catch some water in between his fingers, he ran that same hand through his thick dark brown hair, pushing his wet bangs out of his way. Your mouth began to split into two at the sight of him. Even without seeing his entire face, you knew that sharp jawline and stature anywhere. You saw it every summer, towering over you in a protective stance. The hands running through his hair used to hold yours whenever you had your scary movie marathons and the sculpted arms attached to them used to press you tightly against his chest whenever you needed comfort. 

There were so many times your thoughts drifted from the topic at hand to that face and build. Dreams. Daydreams. Little scenarios in your head that fed the monster called delusion. 

With tunnel vision for that man alone, your feet took you straight to him and your voice called out his name. “Johnny Suh!” 

Johnny’s hands immediately reached behind him as you catapulted yourself onto the broadest back you had ever seen in your life. Your arms circled his neck and your bare legs coiled around his waist as he held you in place with no complaints. Your dry body pressed against the cold, damp wetsuit but you didn’t care. You were with Johnny now. 

To you, the older of the boys wore many hats. He was your long-time friend. Your protector. Your crush. Your mom, as teasing as she gets, also referred to him as your first love. Your aunties rallied behind her with that and you always found it embarrassing. But loyal as they were, your secret never slipped past their lips. It was one for the girls, they would always say. You weren’t sure if Jaehyun caught on at some point–if he did, he never uttered a word. 

Johnny turns his neck to glance at you. His eyes took notice of the sparkle in your eye and the bright light of your smile and it brought that charming grin out to play. “Aren’t your clothes going to get wet?” he chafed, tugging on the thin fabric of your loose linen shorts. 

“Don’t care,” you replied, tilting your head to meet his gaze. His smile widened as you did so, the whiskers by his nose appearing out of nowhere. “Saying hi to you is more important than my clothes, Jojo.”

“Well then, hi.” The way Johnny said that two-letter word had your heart racing. It was soft and sweet and endearing. It was everything Johnny was. And it was beautiful. 

“Hi.”

He tapped two fingers on your thigh. “You ready to get down yet?”

“Nope.”

Johnny chuckled again and with your chest pressed tightly against his back, you felt the vibrations it caused. “Looks like my little Shadow finally came back to me.”

Shadow–that was what he called you. 

It all started when your moms noticed that you were so infatuated with the older boy that you stuck so close to him, following his every movement. When he would stand, so would you. And in turn, Jaehyun did too. When Johnny would want ice cream, you would copy him and state that you craved some too. And when he joined a volleyball camp at the country club, you tried to join too, only to be turned down because you were a girl. It upset you to no end at the young age of nine, that Jaehyun could follow the twelve-year-old Johnny but you couldn’t. To get rid of your sorrow, Johnny–although tired–played with you at home and taught you every little skill he learned that day. Your hobby only developed from there. 

“Looks like it,” you giggled. 

No matter how far you were or how much time had passed, you would forever remain as Johnny’s shadow. Just like Peter Pan’s shadow always found its way back to the leader of the Lost Boys, you would always find your way back to Johnny.

Your little moment was interrupted by the one and only Jaehyun, who has his surfboard lifted above his head. So into being within proximity to Johnny, you failed to notice the tiny drop of Jaehyun’s happy demeanor. “Dude, you done for the day or?” Jaehyun asked his older cousin, gesturing to the waves. 

Johnny turned to him with you still hanging like a koala on his back, happy that you are reunited with your two boys. “Nah, I was thinking about catching a few more before heading back. Tide’s pretty good today.” 

“Sweet,” Jaehyun grinned, his tiny little fangs peeking out as his mouth widened. He pointed his chin to the clear, blue water. “Let’s go?” 

Johnny tapped your thigh again and released your legs from his hold. “You okay with that, Shadow?” 

You nodded, patting your purse. “I got my audiobook, I’ll be fine.”

“You didn’t want to surf today?”

You tried your best to fight the warm flush taking over your body. “No, I was…too excited to see you, I guess. Didn’t want to change or grab my board.”

Johnny shot you a soft and tender smile. “You sure it wasn’t the beach calling your name? You always couldn’t wait to get down here.”

“I’m sure,” you replied, looking up at him. 

“Next time then,” Johnny reassured you. “Missed having you out there with me.”

Your heart stopped for a moment. How was he so good at that? Johnny was too good at making you feel like mush and he didn’t even know it. It was no surprise so many of the people you hung out with growing up had a crush on him. 

“Alright then, what are we waiting for?” Jaehyun shouted, raising his board high and running straight for the water. “First surf of the summer, let’s fucking goooooooo!” His loud voice faded out as he got deeper and deeper into the water. 

Johnny’s large hand quickly ruffled your hair and you swatted his grip away, grumbling as you did so. “Be right back. Don’t go anywhere. Don’t talk to anyone you don’t know either.” His overprotectiveness came into play. The warning was unnecessary, seeing how all the summer kids knew each other. It was like a big reunion every season, with parties and bonfires all around. Running into someone at the beach was far from surprising, in fact, it was expected. 

You waved him away, already busying yourself by setting up your spot a bit further from where the sand met the sea. Your AirPods were out and your phone’s camera app opened up, ready to take pictures of the beautiful scenery and your boys. “Stop worrying, I’ll be right here. Go.”

Johnny left, but not before giving you a little shove to the side of your head. You snapped multiple pictures of his back as he ran to his board with Jaehyun already riding a wave in the background. The sun was beginning to set, making the skyline the perfect backdrop for your pictures. Waiting for the next wave to hit, they sat on their boards. At one point, they shifted to wave at you, and being the person you were, you took more candids of them and sent it to the group chat with your parents. 

You slipped on your AirPods and continued onto a new chapter of the audiobook you started on your road trip here. The waves were loud enough to hear through your headset and the orange sun didn't blind you as much with Jaehyun’s sunglasses resting on your nose. This was the perfect way to spend your first day back at Neiho. 

With the amazing weather, the two best boys in the entire world, and the prettiest beach you have ever laid eyes on, this was going to be the best summer ever. It had to be. It was the summer before your last year of university. After graduation, your whole life could and would change. And you, as headstrong as you were, wanted this to be the perfect summer. 

The summer of all summers. 

The summer you would remember forever.

LIFEGUARD'S NOTICE BOARD. Hi y'all. This fic has been on the backburner for a while and I've slowly started to pick it back up again. This is only the first scene in the grande scheme of things that idk will ever be completed BUT it was too good to keep in the drafts! Tell me what you think: are you Team Johnny or Team Jaehyun?

TAGLIST. (tagging anyone who is on my gen taglist and people i talked to about this fic!) @johtenrecs @justalildumpling @bat-shark-repellant @bebsky @smileysuh @smileyerim @taelme @moonctzeny @lebrookestore @baekhyuns-lipchain @donutswithjaminthemiddle @ahcaratzen @espresseo-cafe @turtash @ravenjoongie @omlhyuck @cryingforjae

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[daytaker]

Hiiii! I’m the anon that asked for the MC’s family request and it was hilarious, 10/10 if you don’t mind May i possibly ask for a part 2 with the dateables? Thanks for reading!

(Part 1: The Brothers)

"Mom, Dad, these are my other four boyfriends and my son."

...is what you almost do say when there's a knock at the door a few weeks later while you're entertaining your parents, your sister, and teenage cousin who's stuck with your folks while your aunt is on a cruise. Your parents stare at you with faces that all but beg you to ignore the damn door. Is it that cult again?

"Open the door! Is it that cult again?" your sister asks with shining eyes. She's been discussing going backpacking across the country ever since she met those seven hot guys who apparently adore you now. Your parents are devastated.

"Cult?" asks your cousin, looking up from his Switch with dead eyes. Your sister starts explaining to him as you go to the door and look through the peephole.

Oh, Christ. Oh, fuck. Oh, son of Gardonus---it's the son of Gardonus.

Opening the door just partway, you see that it's not just Diavolo. No, he brought the whole crew with him. Barbatos, naturally, but also Solomon, Simeon, and even little Luke. Diavolo holds a bouquet of flowers and Luke has a covered platter that almost certainly contains some kind of cake.

"Hiiiii, guys..."

"MC! It's been too long!" laughs Diavolo in his booming voice.

"It's been...a month..." you concede. Why, just...why...do all these handsome men find you so alluring? This is just your cross to bear, apparently. "It isn't a great time though, so---"

"Is that them?" Your cousin is standing behind you, peering out the door.

"No, this is... Who the hell...? MC, don't tell me there are more of them?!" Your sister is clearly astounded, and also quite delighted. "Invite them in! Invite them in!"

So, soon you're standing in the middle of your tiny apartment again, surrounded by friends and family, holding flowers and a cake, and feeling like you'd love it if a chasm in the earth opened up and swallowed you.

"There were more?" Your mom sounds hurt, like you'd been intentionally hiding things from her. "How many more besides these?!"

"Arguably three, but I don't know them well enough for them to visit," you say, winking reassuringly to the nervous author.

"Oh my god, there's a kid?!" Your sister has noticed Luke now. "Holy shit! Whose is he?"

You point mutely to Simeon, who smiles uncomfortably and waves.

"I'm not a kid!" Luke protests. "I'm--"

"You're a pre-teen. We know, Luke. We know." Solomon laughs dangerously, and Luke doesn't put up any more arguments.

You clear your throat. God, this is even more uncomfortable than the last go-round.

"Um, so. Everyone, I'd like you to meet---"

(Individuals are below the cut!)

Diavolo

Diavolo, who was never good at standing by quietly while other people talked, steps forward before you have a time to do any introductions. He extends a hand to your father, who has been eyeing him resentfully all this time.

"You all must be MC's relatives. What a delightful person you've brought into this world! I am Diavolo. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"'Diavolo'?" your cousin mutters, looking at his Switch screen again. "Like from JoJo?"

Dia looks very confused, and as your father hasn't shaken his hand, he smiles awkwardly at you. "Perhaps I'm approaching this the wrong way? Are the customs here very different from...ahem. Where we are from?"

"You mean Italy?" your cousin says.

"Ah-- Yeah. Dia's Italian. People here are a lot less friendly," you tell him.

Your sister asks him how someone like him ended up in a cult.

You remind everyone that you were not in a cult.

"But you met my baby while they were away from home," Mom says accusingly, glaring at Diavolo. "When they were vulnerable and confused."

Diavolo has no idea what to say to that. Your dad is still glaring at him.

Solomon

"This is Solomon. He's---"

"I'm their mentor and closest companion," Solomon says helpfully, taking your hand. "We have a very special relationship."

You really wish that chasm would stop taking its sweet time and open up already.

"Mentor? Special relationship?" Dad finally speaks up, and his arms are crossed over his chest, his expression deadly serious.

"This must be your father," Solomon observes, still smiling. "Sir, it's an honor to finally meet you. I hope I have an opportunity to speak with you privately later. We have a lot to discuss."

Your mom is ready to throw hands with this guy. Your sister is enchanted. Your cousin is cursing under his breath at his Switch.

Solomon wraps an arm around your shoulders and you elbow him in the gut. He smiles through the pain but lets you go.

Simeon

"...Simeon. Simeon, these are my parents. This is my sister, and this is---"

"Is there some sort of attractiveness requirement to join this cult?" your sister asks, beaming at Simeon.

You remind her that there is no cult.

Surprisingly, your parents don't seem nearly as hostile to Simeon. Maybe it's that angelic charm at work. They both shake his hand, which is significantly more than they were willing to do with anyone else.

"Simeon, that's a good, decent name. What do you do for a living?"

"I own and operate a cafe."

Nice one, Simeon. Very smooth. And your parents look even more impressed.

"A business owner, eh? And at such a young age..."

No one points out to them that Simeon has probably been alive longer than humans have existed.

Luke

"...Luke!" He has a completely normal human name! High fives all around!

"And that's his father?" Mom points at Simeon. "He looks awfully young..."

"Oh, Luke's an orphan. Simeon's just his guardian. It's really sad actually. His parents died when their car careened off a cliff."

How did he end up living with a cult though, they want to know. That Simeon guy can't be a very responsible caregiver if he's living on the road.

You explain to your family (again) that they aren't in a cult, that Luke is a totally normal orphan child with a stable and loving home, and yes, Mom, he goes to school. Yes, Mom, he eats vegetables. No, Mom, you don't need to call DCFS.

"He's so cute," your sister coos.

"I am not!" Luke yaps.

"And he's shaking and everything! You know what he reminds me of?"

You rub your temples.

"A Chihuahua."

Barbatos

"This is, uh... This is..."

Barbatos smiles at you and offers not an iota of assistance. He finds this entire thing pretty funny.

"This is Barb... Barbados..."

"What, like the island?" your sister asks.

Yes.... Just like the island....

And yeah, he talks. Sometimes he talks a lot. I don't know why he isn't talking. Barbs, say something.

"It is an honor to finally meet your family, MC. What a charming collection of people."

"I like your hair," your cousin says, actually looking up for once. "And those are pretty sick beads."

You agree that Barbatos's human clothes are pretty sick.

Did you say human clothes? That was weird of you.

Your mother asks why everyone in the cult paints their nails besides Simeon and Luke. You tell her that there is no cult, but, uh, it's just a fashion thing. They just like it. Don't be judgmental.

Your cousin agrees. Don't be judgmental, Auntie. He paints his nails black. So, like, what, is he in a cult now?

You remind everyone that there is not and never was a cult.

Your cousin tries to give Barbatos his Tiktok and tumblr accounts, and Barbatos smiles very graciously but refuses on the grounds that he does not have a Tiktok or tumblr.

After you manage to get the group out of your apartment, shoving Solomon out as he farewells you as his adorable apprentice, you slam the door shut and lock it.

Your parents smile at each other, agreeing that you could do much worse than that nice Simeon boy. Your sister insists that she is going to backpack across the country with at least ten or eleven hot men, even if they do have a kid with them, and nobody is going to stop her. And your cousin has put down his Switch and is now designing a vampire OC that looks suspiciously like Barbatos.

#obey me #obey me hcs #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #diavolo #simeon #solomon #barbatos #luke #dthc #ask response #anon #obey me x reader #obey me swd #text post #hcs #family anon

[capobegone]

Unhinged Kimetsu Academy Headcanons

-Muzan and Kagaya are cousins. They despise each other. They are forced to be civil when the extended family gets together around the holidays, and have an unspoken agreement that they have to pretend to get along for the sake of their relatives. Kagaya is much better at this than Muzan. Amane holds her tongue, but she and Kagaya talk mad shit in the car on the way home.

-Mitsuri is going to art school, and desperately wants to student-teach in Tengen’s art class. He always refuses, mainly out of a very warranted fear that his students will like her better than him. 

-When Kyojuro’s hearing is having an especially bad day, he can really struggle to speak to Obanai, who is soft spoken and wears a mask, so Kyojuro cannot read his lips. They will get stuck in loops of “what? Sorry, what?”, and Kyojuro feels bad about making Obanai take his mask off, so sometimes he’ll ask Obanai to write things down or just sign to him instead.

-When it gets especially cold outside, Tanjiro will force Inosuke to accept his coat by yammering about how much he appreciated him and how sad he would be if Inosuke caught a cold. If he gets flustered and giddy enough, Inosuke will agree to wear the coat so Tanjiro will be happy.

-During Zenitsu’s first week at the academy, he referred to the Ubuyashikis as “Beauty and the Beast”, and was overheard by Amane. Upon reporting this to Kagaya, she was shocked to find that instead of calling for discipline, Kagaya laughed his ass off for ten minutes straight and immediately adopted the nicknames. To this day, he still calls her Beauty when trying to tease her, and they have matching keychains of the enchanted rose on their work bags.

-Because he is polite, respectful, and capable of beating a grown man’s ass into the pavement if needed, many girls will approach Hakuji for protection if they are scared to walk home alone. One time he escorted Nezuko home when Tanjiro had a doctor’s appointment, and Kie rewarded him with enough bread to last him and Koyuki a week.

-Hakuji is mortified by the way he used to harass Kyojuro for a fight as a middle schooler. After marrying Koyuki, he has cleaned up his ways and become quite the gentleman, and he copes by lying to himself that the teachers have forgotten all about it. Unbeknownst to him, Kyojuro is quite excited for Hakuji to graduate so they can finally have a good old spar between martial artists.

-The Ubuyashikis are fully aware that Nakime is a spy for Kibutsuji. Kagaya lets her stay, because she has never once uncovered anything remotely useful, and he knows that she’s just a bit down on her luck and looking for a place to belong. He has faith that someday she’ll realize the error of her ways and abandon Muzan’s regime of terror. Amane is not convinced, and actively takes any chance she can get to thwart Nakime’s casual espionage.

-Tengen loves to watch anime, being the art nerd and flashy bastard that he is. His favorite is Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and he often tries to peer pressure Kyojuro into watching it. Kyojuro tends to have a hard time following what on earth is happening in that show, but he does enjoy some of the more tame ones.

-Following the Halloween festival, Kokushibo developed a casual interest in cooking. He’s gotten quite good with a bit of practice. Rumor has it that he makes an extremely good curry, and it’s become Yoriichi’s favorite.

y’all I have so many thoughts about this lmfaooo somebody SEDATE ME

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