Jordan Scott, Deven Hubbard, Brandon Ingram
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Damson Idris, Jaydon Humroy, CJ Hart
Damian Lillard, Chris Paul, Dejounte Murray
Aldis Hodge, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Samuell Benta
Jordan Bolger, McKell David, Mack Wilds
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*Please DO NOT reblog if you are willing to ignore whitewashing, racial slurs, BLACKFACE or post white people and celebrities who have done these things. No, I won’t care how long ago it happened. This post is for, by, and about black people! This post is not meant to be a token splash of color on pages filled with mostly white faces*
Just to be clear: If regularly including ALL KINDS of black people isn’t important to you, this post is not for you. If you can overlook racism towards black people, period, but especially by your nonblack celebrity faves then this post is not for you. If you only objectify (ignore the objectification of) black men then move the fuck on. If your default porn preference is fetishizing interracial race play, Mandingo, sex slave or some other dehumanizing fantasies MOVE THE FUCK ON.
FYI, if this caption bothers you then I’m DEFINITELY talking about you.
This post is about celebrating black men and connecting with others who respect black men and not those who fetishize us and our bodies.
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A list of wild quotes from my freshman year
It’s that time again kids
“WRONG”
“Why is it wrong?” “Because it’s wrong?”
“Never get in a rotten egg fight kids”
“THERES A FUCKING TREE BRANCH IN THE LIVING ROOM”
“Look how veiny my leaf is”
“Coffee is my dad”
“Ariel castrate and the Austrian dickhead”
“Sleep is just death without the commitment”
“Is this a vine?”
“I ate some ice cream and then threw up in an alley way”
“I bleached my hair on a bet”
“Do snakes jump”
“We’re gonna watch the magic school bus”
“She did not consent to that!”
“Is it weird that when I hurt I hurt”
*eats a donut I found under a desk*
“We’re struggling together”
“ooo it’s almost time to skedaddle”
“Grass is a superfood”
“THEY WERE LESBIAN LOVERS MIGUEL”
“Do moths have penises?”
“We only stan cardboard paper in this town.” “Aka school fries”
“Give me Hayley kiyoko or give me death”
“I’m a pretty cool error too”
“Time can eat me”
“I’m as straight as a dick”
“19 isn’t a real number”
“3 is evil”
“Weird flex but ok” (coming from our 22yr old student teacher who didn’t understand memes)
*faintly in a silent hallway* “PUSSY”
“God is actually an alien, change my mind”
“You promised me you’d throw me out the window”
“Passing period is rebirth”
“Science can meet me in the pit”
“She has 2008 eyebrows”
“What’re you gonna do, send dick pics through audio”
“bro omg nihilism radiates off of u its inspiring”
“I threw up twice, I just wanted to let you know”
“Tell me the secrets of the universe u little knock off kermit”
“so u have a frog in ur head and I have a demonic entity, that’s pretty fuckin wild dude”
“The bubble just suicide bombed two other bubbles”
“Stop hyperventilating into a glove”
“Can u calm down I’m trying to eat my cereal”
*opens the door* “no”
“My teacher drop kicked a mouse” (coming from my cousin who goes to a super elite private catholic school)
“A sweet loving hardass, but a hardass nonetheless.”
“Seductively bites yogurt”
“I don’t wanna work as an exorcist ew”
“I guess it wasn’t traffic”
“I don’t care about your job making fake eggs in the 70s”
“Chug 15 olive oils”
“You’re invalid as a human being”
“I just wanna astral project myself into the sun”
“Can I uninstall my teeth”
“I’m going to remove the roof of my mouth” *takes out retainer*
“I’m craving both death and Oreos right now”
“Can you strangle a fish”
“Honey your dick is holding you back”
“I want wall”
“I was proud of you until you finished your sentence”
“Aside from wanting to uninstall my teeth now I want to uninstall my legs”
“Welcome to the calculator game”
“Last hour I got an open container of applesauce thrown at me”
“He looks like a compacted adult”
“Hot food for TIM”
“Did my mom drug my lasagna”
“What just happened?” “My retainer fell out”
“Why are there beans in my chair”
“Shakespeare was a wild card”
“I want a full complement of death”
“Mr Rice you’re a skinny legend”
“Wack? I haven’t heard that since I was in middle school”
“Carrot got yoted”
“Devoreing”
*turns around* “ms Elliott looks like a turtle”
“Purchase one cancer”
“A plateau of a person”
“I’m gonna drink stem cells”
“Is I’m too depressed for this an excuse”
“Sparkling water is just cursive water”
“No one cares about your friends stupid leg nipple”
“If you put wings on your snake rat it a goose”
“My eyeballs have low render distance”
“Ah good, no new bloodstains”
“Bruce banner and all 7 of his PhDs are disappointed in me for not paying attention in biology”
“I think Shakespeare had a foot fetish”
“Instead of marrying Romeos corpse she could marry Paris’s corpse”
“I stole a ring pop from the teacher for you, if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is”
“If your feet come off you’re out”
“You’re thick and not in the good way”
“Is that your answer to everything? Use the knife”
“yeet yeet skittly skeet”
“my mike and Ike’s were definitely laced with acid”
“2 + 1 is 3 you’re stupid”
“We’re gonna 2v1 Shakespeare in a Denny’s parking lot at 3am”
“Real homies eat each other’s legs”
“Ok we have a definitive answer, it is necrophilia”
“why isn’t there a copy and paste button for paper”
“Quit throwing it you ding dong”
“Why does the door sound like bagpipes”
“Are you gonna die in my class or something”
“Just so you know I hear in 4 dimensions”
“Why do I always get stuck with the Texas bitches”
“Fuck my math class this is purgatory”
“You would be a door knob”
“I wanna be a chair”
“That just makes my insides happy”
“I smell,,,,,,,,,,,, a Democrat”
“I found a baby!”
“I’d be the Michael Phelps of doggy paddling”
“Shows before hoes”
“Mother I come to you in my time of need, I need money”
“Big boy posters”
“He just yeeted a bike”
“What kind of 3rd grader insult”
“I play croquet!”
“I cry into my skull”
“He has more hair than brain cells”
*as we enter our history class* “Hello Sophia squared!”
“then it’s just pork squared”
“Elbows are the knees of your feet”
“sounds like mentos for demons”
“You can delete my joints but you can’t delete me”
“I’m predisposed to getting my joints deleted”
“He looks like fucking fletcher from ant farm”
“he wants to be a fuckboi but he’s actually a whore”
“We’re all eboys inside”
“The wind is blowing all the hair I don’t have”
*blows whistle aggressively*
*blows whistle* “I bought it off eBay”
“Switch bitches”
*whistle blows* “YOU SUCK”
“Good job mckell you made it to a base” “oh fuck you”
“You have not lived until you’ve had a whole stalk of rhubarb up your ass!”
“THE GOVERNMENT”
“If I get kidnapped and the guy is hot just diagnose me with Stockholm syndrome already”
“I am just joints”
“School can vore itself”
“Face like teeth”
“I’m short, unathletic and unwilling to try”
*after getting hit in the face* “are you ok” “no but my glasses are and that’s all that matters”
“your virginity or every single one of your toes”
“Thanos broke my dick”
“I’m sorry I have tits”
“Maybe the ball and trash can have magnets in them, and that’s why it keeps landing on the trash can”
“Dumbass with the fuckin sandals”
“It’s Han Han tiddy croissant, get it right”
“My name is Shaka oovka and I know god”
“But this is raspberry pez”
“Gimme your elbows”
*to my mom* “Geometry is propaganda”
“It’s tissue paper not crack you idiot”
“Jack owes the government all of its money”
“You want my nuts”
“I’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an imitation of jack”
“because the government is tired of me being gay on the internet so they shut down my phone”
“Don’t lick my son Annora”
“I set a playground on fire”
“Stacy’s mom, damn them tiddies”
“Layla just dipped on me and made out with a 17 year old in the bathroom
*sits down* “I look like a horse girl”
“Freddie Mercury died from cooties”
“WAIT BECAUSE OF THE RULER INCIDENT”
tagging @eggtissue so she can see our beautiful creation
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