#OK BUT SERIOUSLY

[kikker-oma]

For @skyloftian-nutcase because she's a gremlin😂 @luinhealthcare

Bonus: (because Lofty did this😂)

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu fanart #lu in healthcare #lu hyrule #lu mo #ok but seriously #this KILLED ME hahahaha #Lofty had quite the Thursday night and deserves a break haha #mo and Hyrule give me so much life #but Lofty gives me the most life😂

[blumineck]

It's possible that some of these aren't, like, the /best/ idea...

(Jokes aside, if you want a proper discussion of how to transport/carry bows, there's one up on my patreon now!)

#archery #writing reference #archer #fantasy #art reference #ok but seriously #some of these are terrible ideas please don't hurt your bows #or yourselves!

[softiedingo]

*look* dear god *sighs intensely*

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fandom #pedropascal #pedro pascal #tlou #joel miller the last of us #joel miller #the last of us hbo #tlou hbo #the last of us #help help help #this man is stealing my breath #ok but seriously #i could write a poem about his side profile #it's a masterpiece #i'm so obsessed #i can't stop thinking about it #and i'll never stop talking about it #softiedingo

[marragurl]

Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues? 

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms. 

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything??? 

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play. 

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right??? 

So he still chooses the poses! 

Why??? 

What is his thought process??? 

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN?????? 

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!? 

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight? 

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns?? 

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM?? 

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS?? 

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

#hsr #honkai star rail #dr. ratio #dr ratio honkai star rail #veritas ratio #hsr aventurine #ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #i wanna throw topaz in too but she's barely in 1 line #OK BUT SERIOUSLY #I'M GOING INSANE #EVER SINCE HIS TECHNIQUE WAS SHOWN MONTHS AGO #EVERYTIME I USE IT I GO SLIGHTLY MORE INSANE #PLZ #SOMEONE #GIVE ME AN ANSWER #(cite source plz) #Ratio makes me so mad sometimes #aventurine makes me wanna protect him #i wanna fist fight ratio #i'd lose 100% #no shot #wouldn't even last 10 seconds #verbal or phsyical #i'm going down #BUT SQUARE UP #GIVE ME ANSWERS

[revenantghost]

Oh, okay, excuse me while I just

#Trigun #Tristamp #Trigun Stampede #Oh I'll just browse Twitter for this bout of insomnia I said #It will be relaxing I said #This fandom needs to STOP #Ok but seriously #TRISTAMP!!! IS!!!!! A LOVE LETTER!!!!!!!!

[thatqueerbat]

lizzie deserves an episode on hermitcraft, as a treat

we just missed the perfect time for it, but just imagine. joels episode starts. its his skin. his whacky skits as usual. but its lizzie talking the entire time. no prewarning the hermits, its just casually lizzie in control, making a fun cherry blossom building or something (its her vibe, but still fits the theme), and hanging out with etho all day

personally, i think we'd all have a wonderful time

#ok but seriously #lizzie taking over for something. even a small bit. would be so fun #shes definitely a certified Friend of the Hermits™️ #in fact #dare i say #a Hermit In Law #hermitcraft #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans

[verianal]

Drawing for phils birthday because i realized i hadnt drawn a pic for it and panicked also i will probably post another drawing today because i realized i kinda dipped for a couple days so er stay tuned ig

#amazingphil #phil lester #Dan and phil #dapg #dan and phil art #dan and phil games #dan and phil fanart #phanart #phan #birthday #ok but seriously #I do not play when #It comes to bd art #Phils birthday

[itspkuwu]

if I had a nickel for everytime bill farmer voiced an anthropomorphic dog who knew a guy in his life named max who’s very near and dear to him, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange that it happened twice.

#💩post #sam and max freelance husbands #sam and max #sam and max hit the road #a goofy movie #goof troop #bill farmer #ok but seriously #what #if i had a nickel

[thecryptidart1st]

Michael...there's a new bendy game coming out in 11 days...it's gonna be free...it's on steam

idk if there’s another way to describe what i’m feeling exactly

#self doodle #answering asks #bendy and the ink machine #bendy secrets of the machine #OK BUT SERIOUSLY #I WAS ABOUT TO BE ANGRY AT YOU BC I THOUGHT WERE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE CAGE #AND THE CAGE’S STEAM PAGE HAD ONLY A 2024 DATE OF RELEASE #THEN OF COURSE SUPERHORRORBROS HAD A VIDEO ABOUT IT #AND I LOST MY GODDAMN MIND #I WILL CONTINUE TO LOSE MY MIND IF THIS TRAILER IMPLIES THAT WE ARE FURTHER IN THE TIMELINE OF THE BATIM UNIVERSE #I WILL ALSO LOSE IT IF THERES A NEW PROTAGONIST WITH A RELATION TO HENRY #idk something about the analog horror in this trailer did things to me #but oh my god thank you for listening to me when i said you guys gotta keep me in the loop on batim #im gonna be a complete goon when dark deception chapter 5 finally gets released

[hyde-nd-seek]

Ok here's a story: I was practicing with bots a time ago as a sniper. You know, to get better at aiming.

I was aiming at the blue soldier and with the corner of my eye I notice that someone is breathing on my neck. Literally. I look to the side and it was medic fucking staring into my soul. The funny part is that it was a dumb spy bot that just couldn't get to my back to backstab.

It looked somewhat like this:

Spy: *breathing in my ear* hey australian bb girl do you need a husband? I know how to heal ppl.

My sincere reaction:

In conclusion: playing with bots is other level of TF2 gaming experience.

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 gameplay #ok but seriously #tf2 bots #can i tag it as spysniper??? #or medisniper??? #bushmedicine or whatever #wait how do you call a spysniper ship i forgor

[syresdcthings]

Can more people draw Bruce Wayne fun sized. Not just in the blob batman way (which I also adore), but also in the Bruce is 5'7 and wears big ass goth boots as Batman to look taller and more intimidating way.

Other pros of this include Bruce Wayne training himself to walk and fight in heels, which he also needs to wear when he's in his Brucie Wayne persona to seem taller but in an ego saving way.

He decided to do this after a few years of batmanning accompanied by a few too many years of getting the piss taken out of him by Villains, Robins, and the Leauge.

(Also, and this is just an idea, Aftercare where Joker realises halfway through sex that Bruce has bruised feet from wearing heeled shoes all the time, and immediately cuts the breaks to lecture him on it because why WOULDNT Joker know how to best wear your shoes? He also doesnt care that Batman catfished his height. Why would he?)

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #joker #batjokes #ok but seriously #i want tall joker back too #legs for DAYS #Bruce is fun sized so he can fit in Alfreds pocket #duhh #Also gives a good reason on Damian being short #he missed the one Talia Al Ghul trait... #being tall.

[ssreeder]

Chapters: 17/? Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Aang/Katara (Avatar), others to be tagged later - Relationship Characters: Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Jet (Avatar), Suki (Avatar), Kyoshi Warriors (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Jee (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Bato (Avatar), A bunch of OCs, Long Feng, Joo Dee (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Mai (Avatar), Ty Lee (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), General Fong (Avatar) Additional Tags: Violence, Blood and Injury, War, Minor Character Death, Rape/Non-con Elements, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Attempted Sexual Assault, Major Character Injury, Amputation, Implied/Referenced Suicide, possible major character death, themes similar to the first two books, Sexism, Racism (like has already been written in first two books), dark themes, Human Trafficking, Slavery, Just a lot of dark war-like themes, there will be a battle, Torture, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Injury Recovery, Healing, Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Animal Death, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Warnings each chapter, Hopefully some healing for Zuko finally, no promises, but that’s the goal, Reunions, hopefully a happy ending, Sokka gets some healing too, Non-Consensual Drug Use Series: Part 3 of Leaving It All Behind Summary:

-This is the last book of the series LIAB, please go read the other two books before this, or you will be very confused-

Zuko has been taken by the Earth Kingdom army to who-knows-where, and Sokka is determined to get him back.

But he can’t do it alone.

With Suki and the Kyoshi Warriors by his side, Sokka is headed to Ba Sing Se to find Katara and Aang so they can go rescue his fire bender.

Things aren’t as easy as he had hoped. Corruption, lies, and unknown horrors await them inside the city’s walls. None of this is helping Sokka’s mental well-being.

Hakoda and his men face a problem of their own as Azula approaches with the intentions of making it rain fire.

Sokka and Zuko will both find themselves having to reintegrate back into a life they thought they left behind, with people they hardly remember. It isn’t easy for anyone, especially when they don’t recognize the person standing in front of them.

#OLLLOOO #new chapter whatttssss upppp #ok but seriously #HEED THE TAGS #this chapter has some seriously intense themes #some new themes that might be triggering to some #so please keep an eye on the warnings #BUT THERE IS SOME FUN #*gesture at fun* #We have fun! Haha I promise! #Zuko talks a lot! #A lot - ish haha #ok this chapter is a doozy I hope you enjoy #zukka #avatar the last airbender #DARK THEMES

[softiedingo]

Marcus Moreno 🥺💖✨️

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fandom #ppascaledit #pedro pascal #pedrohub #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #we can be heroes #marcus moreno #ok but seriously #he was like #so fucking adorable #i really enjoyed the movie #because of him #marcus moreno made me have high expectations for any dilf I could find #my gifs #dingogifs #softiedingo

[banicraft]

The block that has a magnetic field strong enough to overpower the magnetic north pole of the entire planet, but only for certain compasses?? how does that work?

#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft blocks #lodestone #ok but seriously #how does that work #im gonna lose sleep over this #banicraft texture pack

[soapnroses]

Silly tiny guy

#ava #avm #alan becker #animation vs animator #sketch #stick figure #animation vs minecraft #art #ava ballista #ava mercenaries #digital art #Ava design #stick figure design #ok but seriously #how do I draw pixel on #procreate

[sondheim-girly]

Cause of death: Aaron Tveits arms

#help meeee #Ok but seriously #Have you seen his arms?????? #aaron tveit #theater kid #musical theatre #theater things #broadway musicals