#ON HIS FUCKING FACE

[constantvariations]

Adam was a cringy edgelord ever since the trailers, he simply got worse in different ways later on

How can people even like that character is beyond me

It's called "seeing the potential in a character that the writers fucked over from the start because they couldn't give the racism plot they started and refused to drop any nuance or compassion thanks to their 'violence is uwu bad' white supremacist politics"

Also, cringe edgelord is not inheritely a bad thing. Just look at Shadow the Hedgehog - he's cooler than you or I will ever be. Or my current hyperfixation husband V from Devil May Cry, who is 100% a cringe edgelord and I love him for that specifically

Kill not the cringe but the part of you that cringes and you will know freedom

#rwde #exactly what is the purpose of you sending this to me? #do i look like a confessional to you? #what even is the point of going up to strangers and declaring an opinion? #'ugh i hate the color green' cool. didnt ask buttface #and coming to me - a doylist analyst - w subjective shit is 100% a recipe for disaster #did you expect me to forget that the same guys who gave the face of the racism plot a LITERAL FUCKING BRAND #ON HIS FUCKING FACE #are the exact same people who were chill w calling their coworkers slurs? even modifying them to be said on air in a cutesy manner? #you really expect me to forget that these chucklefucks laugh abt stalking women from their cars #are the same ones who continually fridge or underwrite the female characters to spotlight the men? #and then have to backtrack bc this is supposed to be a ☆~female empowerment~☆ show? #do you expect me to forget how they have fucked over every character with trauma #traumas that thousands if not millions of people deal w every goddamn day #traumas like abandonment. dismemberment. alcoholism. ptsd. poverty. starvation. prolonged isolation. suicidal ideation #every character that dared to not be sunshine Sally was killed off or written out or harassed into silence #there are so many more things i can say here but if you don't get the point i will gladly find you for an in person lecture #it will be 15 hours w only 1 bathroom break so think wisely before committing #either way fuck off w your flaccid opinions that a monkey on a typewriter would send off in less than 5 minutes #say something interesting or shut the fuck up #anon hours

[bipolbur]

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

#text #HIS FACE IS FUCKING KILLING ME

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[golyadkin]

it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it

#he's so mean 2 me #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 tav #these files were titled 'asstarion' on my computer #that'll show him #managed to redress my finger so i can draw #but seeing as this is my first time drawing asstarion i'm not gonna go full lineart and colour #it was fun though he's got a great face #hate drawing his hair though #sorry you don't want to fuck me astarion #sorry you don't have good taste 😤 #also i gave my tav pure black eyes and now every time he frowns it looks like he's got these big puppydog eyes i love him so much

[suiheisen]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#this is my new fave live game :') #chiarot tried to scruff sid and my precious gigantic baby son drew said: NO!!!!!! #also it is my duty as a crazy sid/ek fan to say that after sid was freed from the box and was later back on the bench #ek who was still on ice circled back and skated towards him #and tenderly held him by the chin and said something to him (sweet dirty nothings i'm sure)... sid giggled like a schoolgirl about it #anyway. again a very good game for me sid/ek-wise #ek with his arms open waiting for his victory prize aka sid barrelling into him after the otgwg and keeping his face pressed close... #if they don't simply fuck dirty on ice during the er1k celebration... #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #ben chiarot #detroit red wings #again #long post

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance. #“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol. #and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here. #just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is” #idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it” #and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose. #if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail. #anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

[cabinette]

inside joke

#drew this in a frenzied state #i missed them soooo so much here they are in full colour.... i adore.... #Chilchuck is saying something soooo fucking snarky #Senshi is too distracted by his face #both their breaths smell absolutely terrible fyi <3 #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #chilshi #pots n picks

[milk-ducts]

might delete ,, its been fucking ages since ive touched an art program so . it didnt come out as good and im not proud of how the face turned out so wonky 😭

its a quick messy doodle of a buffed out mark w a longer hairstyle <3 begging the showrunners 2 give him these side bangs .. please !! my baby would look so good w them. u could interpret this as an older ver of him,, tho hes still got that baby face

without the shine .. hehe .. he looks better like this .

#invincible #invincible season 2 #invincible spoilers #mark grayson #omni man #fuck you tumblr for ruining the already shitty quality i hope u rot in hell #FOR THE RECORD … I DIDNT GET HIS COSTUME WTONG #THE YELLOW PART IS A PART OF HIS MASK ! im just very intelligent and cool like tjat.. #digitial art #fanart #illustration #my art #i was too afraid to fully render the face so i left it semi cell shaded im sorry #invincible fanart #invincible show

[bicheetopuff]

I hope this yassification of anime katsuki stays consistent through the season. We all know how bones usually makes him look like a sewer creature…

#he deserves to look as pretty as he does in the manga #especially since they’re about to fuck up his face in like ten episodes #let him have his close up #bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #bnha anime #bkdk #bakugou katsuki #I hope they do the same for Shigaraki too #he looks prettier so far as well #bakudeku

[miilkybnn]

y’all know that one audition tape Neil did? Yeah, so anyways make it Soap

#john soap mactavish #cod soap #cod art #soap art #john mactavish #cod fanart #call of duty #cod modern warfare #my art #milky art #cod #sorry for falling off the face of the earth it will happen again #HES SOOO #BTW IF YALL DONT KNOW WHAT IM REFERING TO JUST ASK ILL TELL YALL #my discord friends have just been hearing me talk about this man non stop for the past 3 to 4 days because of his smug fucking grin #i’m going to choke him with my bare hands (affectionately) #neil ellice #bc technically #bubbles the beloved

[ghouljams]

You know Ghost has to be the best fucking pillow. He's a giant of a man, beefy and strong, with a nice warm layer of softness covering his muscles. He's a radiator of heat. Laying on the couch, can hardly fund one that's long enough his feet don't hang off the edge, you just want to drape yourself on top of him. Snoozing against his chest, your legs tangled with his, he drags his fingers up and down your spine soothing you deeper to sleep.

Sleep is so hard for Ghost to come by, but he's happy to be of service for you. And maybe he even finds himself dozing, his fingers trailing slower and slower until his head drops to the side, his eyes too heavy to keep open any longer. He naps on the couch with you, snoring as you raise and lower with each intake of breath into his barrel chest. Neither of you have ever been safer, neither of you less alone, neither of you have slept better than you do right now.

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #simon riley cod #i am so fucking tired i wish my boyf was here so i could sleep on him #i wanna sleep on Ghost i bet its nice #Darling notes: #die wraps her tail around Ghost's leg to hold onto him #Love always wraps her arms around his waist when she cuddles up #Goose always pushes her face into Ghost's neck so he can feel her breathing

[fandomestuff]

#i love rocky #AND MICHAEL KOVACH VOICES HIM #I LOVE MICHAEL #i'll miss him so much in hazbin hotel my god #his angel dust was perfect #well high hopes for the new voice actor #ANYWAY #BACK TO ROCKY BECAUSE HE DESERVES ALL OF MY ATTENTION #THE VIOLIN?? #THE FUCKED UP PART?? #THE WAY HE FELL DOWN FROM THAT TOWER RIGHT ON HIS FACE LIKE A CARTOON CHARA... oh #LAUGHED A LOT AT THAT #AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MITZI IS SO ADORABLE #LOVE THEM #LOVE HIM #LOVE THIS SHOW ALREADY #lackadaisy pilot #lackadaisy #lackadaisy animation #rocky rickaby

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[teaboot]

Ohmygoooddddddddd I was talking about martial arts with a dude at work and jokingly offered to demonstrate a takedown on him and he went "I'm flattered but I'm married" and it's been so long since I've encountered that weird flirty-jokey double entendre whatever thing that men do that I forgot to joke back and just winced real hard and went "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" straight to his fuckin face hghgsttdfyfghvyjghfyghhfhhghhfggfhggh

#TERFS fuck off I'm genderqueer #It was so fuckin funny though the look on his face

[go-see-a-starwar]

Phantom Menace Poster 1999 | Empire Magazine 2024

#oh fuck yeah #whoever came up with this i love you #also I am once again asking Disney #give hayden a Vader series #he would crush #give him any role get him off that farm #we need his face #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #darth vader #jake lloyd #tpm #empire magazine #photoshoots