Femboy cloaker. I could quote him here, but I won't
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the payday series cloaker would tweet racial slurs for fun inbetween sessions of tweaking difficulty send post
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[Spoken]
In the year 2013, a daring crew of reckless criminals unleash a torrent of chaos upon Washington D.C. Backed by the reclusive genius mastermind, Bain, these clown-masked culprits stop at absolutely nothing to drain the city's vaults and fill their own greedy pockets, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. These are the adventures of: The PAYDAY Crew!
[Sung]
They had been planning it forever
Divided all the tasks
Got the gear and all the weapons
And some wicked masks
They busted through the door and shot the place up
Got people on the floor and set the drill up
Don't act surprised, you know the date
Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault
(PAYDAY!)
Fight back the police assault
(PAYDAY!)
The SWATs are going for the kill
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can
(PAYDAY!)
And get it all to the van
(PAYDAY!)
They love both the money and the thrill
Soon the cops had them surrounded
They had to shoulder through
The getaway was half a block down
Behind a wall of blue
They came with full force, no one could stop 'em
The whole police force could never SWAT 'em
Seems all these cops forgot the date
Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault
(PAYDAY!)
Fight back the police assault
(PAYDAY!)
Give Mr. Loose Lip extra tape
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can
(PAYDAY!)
And get it all to the van
(PAYDAY!)
Let's burn some rubber and escape
(PAYDAY!)
Fill up your bags
(PAYDAY!)
Empty your mags
(PAYDAY!)
We're on a streak, so it's PAYDAY every single day of the week
(PAYDAY!)
Fill up your bags
(PAYDAY!)
Empty your mags
(PAYDAY!)
We're on a streak, so it's PAYDAY every single day of the week!
Yeah!
They jumped into the ride, and tore the street up
And though the cops tried, they never caught up
Seems the forgot to check the date
Cause it's PAYDAY!
Gotta get into the vault
(PAYDAY!)
Fight back the police assault
(PAYDAY!)
The SWATs are going for the kill
You know it's PAYDAY!
Grab everything that you can
(PAYDAY!)
And get it all to the van
(PAYDAY!)
Somebody get the thermal drill
(PAYDAY!)
Yeah!
(PAYDAY!)
Get it all!
(PAYDAY!)
Come on, get it all!
(PAYDAY!)
Clean house!
(PAYDAY!)
Send those helmets flying!
(PAYDAY!)
It's the action filled adventures of the Payday crew!
High five!
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Captain Winters : I think Dean is in trouble.
Cloaker : Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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What happens after the payday gang beats the fuck out of the police force
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Taser and Cloaker with a fancy bouquet. Maybe just playing with the flowers
ARGH this took way too long to finish, I just kept gettin grumpy over how the bouquet was lookin. Kinda gave up, so uh- just don't look at the bouquet too much. Pwease.
They're sharing, sharing is caring :)
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I hate cloakers
I love the sociopath perk deck
Jacket is really fun to play as.
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Love this new cloaker design
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Today’s henchman of the day is the cloaker from Payday!
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I don't know if this makes a lick of sense but from what we've seen of the new cloaker's dialogue my brain tells me he's not being mean enough
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(sometimes the incorrect becomes the accurate)
Cloaker: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
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