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egophiliac · 3 months
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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I
(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months
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you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.
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Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party
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neneisadumbpuppy · 29 days
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Let’s play a fun game:
we get dressed like this
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we go to a isolated forest
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You give me 30 seconds to start running
You chase me and hunt me down like and animal
If I manage to not get caught and win, you can fuck me at home
If you find me and win, you can rape me in the woods
Are you in? :3
(Not my pics)
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mkayoung · 5 months
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ok taecyeon in the game: towards zero (episode 1x05 = 68 gifs); for the link go my discord server or ask me (off anon). use/edit however you want. reblog if you find the gif pack helpful.
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jellypawss · 5 months
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If you kill an endangered manatee, there’s only a punishment of “up to a year in jail or a $50,000 fine.”
It takes 12-14 months for gestation and they only breed every 2 years.
Personally, I think the time should be atleast 2+ years (if done on purpose) because these creatures literally lack a natural predator and are extremely docile and friendly.
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yescking · 2 years
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pathetic wet rag of a woman [THE CROWD STARTS CHEERING]
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picsfortheday · 6 months
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adiduck · 8 days
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.....88. kissing under the stars????
You got it, my dear.
Sorry for skipping the last couple days, everyone! I had guests, and my brain was cottage cheese.
Only two more days left in SaintSpy May! Send in your prompts if there's anything else you'd like me to write!
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88. Kissing under the stars
Their first attempt to go camping with Cat is…
Well. Call it an experience.
“That,” Jude tells their dog very seriously, holding her by the collar and pointing her in the general direction of the campfire, “is fire, Miz Hunt. You cannot go into the fire, because it is very hot.”
Cat, apparently unmoved by Jude’s reasoning, leans her long, elegant snout forward, clearly attempting to sniff the crackling logs, ears perked up with far too much interest. “No,” Jude says, and pulls her away again. “I am doing this for you. Your curiosity is going to end in singed fur and distress.”
Ethan, from where he’s watching this exchange in the seat Jude had abandoned him to in order to save their too-adventurous puppy, cracks up.
“You could help,” Jude grumbles at him, frowning in the way that means he only sort of means it. “You will also have to deal with the consequences of this if she jumps into the fire.”
“You’re doing great, sweetheart,” Ethan tells him, but he relents under the scowling, and reaches for the bag of liver treats they brought with them—Cat’s favorite. He shakes them, and watches Cat’s ears perk up.
“Kitty-Cat,” he croons, and gets a cocked head. “Come.”
Cat, being the very, very good and very, very food motivated girl she is, abandons Jude in a beautiful twist that breaks his hold on her collar and scrambles up to Ethan enthusiastically.
“Yes,” Ethan praises, and pulls out a bit of treat to give her. “Sit.” Cat sits. “Yes!” Another treat. “Down.” Down she goes, and accepts a third treat. “Stay,” Ethan says—the hardest by far. Cat starts to stand up. “Eh! Stay, Catherine.” Cat settles back down, still up on her haunches. “Settle,” Ethan says, and with a big doggie sigh, she flops down to the side. “Yes! Good girl. Stay.”
“She only holds a stay if you stand over her with a bag of treats,” Jude says, as he pulls himself to his feet and treks back over to them. “What, are you going to stand over her all night?”
Ethan looks up, a smile playing over his face. “I mean, it’s that or we move her leash anchor back to the tent.
Jude makes a face. “She’ll be cold,” he complains, and the treat Ethan was holding vanishes from his hand as Jude leans over to give it to Cat. “Won’t you? Good girl. Good stay.” He leans down to kiss her right between her ears, scratching under them the way she likes. Cat’s tongue lolls out of her mouth, tail thumping like a metronome on the ground. She starts to stand up—”Eh! We didn’t say ‘okay’—”
Cat springs to her feet, tail wagging furiously.
“Beginner’s move,” Ethan observes as Jude sighs.
“Yes, yes. Cat—sit. Yes, good girl.”
Ethan looks up through the trees as Jude resettles Cat into lying down. From here, the stars are laid out all around them, peaking through the windows of the canopy bright and beautiful. He traces the Milky Way above him with his eyes, picking out constellations and breathing in the smell of wood smoke, the trees around them, the warm summer air.
His view is eclipsed by Jude’s face for just a moment before his lips are taken in a kiss, slow and relaxed and warm.
“Mm,” Ethan says, and kisses back, lets Jude settle over him again, bracing to take both their weights.
“Hm,” Jude agrees, free hand sliding slowly up Ethan’s arched back. Ethan can feel the other hand braced behind him, Cat’s leash wrapped firmly around the palm. “Where were we?”
Ethan smiles, and sucks Jude’s tongue into his mouth past his teeth, slides his own over it the way that always earns him that low rumble in Jude’s chest, deep and interested and happy—
He feels the leash go taut barely a fraction of a second before Jude’s sitting back up and catching their ridiculous greyhound as she makes another leap towards the fire, nose going furiously. “Catherine Hunt,” Jude snaps. “No!”
Ethan collapses back onto the blanket, laughing again.
“It’s not funny,” Jude insists.
“It—it really is,” Ethan says. “Put her by the tent!”
“She’ll get cold.”
“Take a blanket, then, sweetheart—”
Cat belly crawls towards the fire again, pulling herself out sideways in an attempt to inch closer.
“Eh! No. Why are you like this?” Jude asks, exasperated as he pulls her back enough to catch her with his other hand again. “You are going to get banished to the tent, and I will be unable to save you.”
Ethan laughs again. It’s a beautiful night, he has his husband and their ridiculous dog, and above him, the stars spread out above the trees, their own beautiful canopy. It’s a good night. He doesn’t think he could be more full.
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stillcominback · 4 months
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🎀 🎀 🎀
#hi friends!#local cryptid laurel making a quick little dash appearance just to check in tbh 💗💗💗#miss you all and writing loads but life continues to be a lot lol 😮‍💨#still job hunting which has been really rough in general but also mentally#then raising my daughter aka puppy who I love but takes a lot of my time and energy 🐶#BUUUUUUT a couple things!#1 - i’m better at checking into discord these days so if you would like to plot/write there and/or make servers to do so I would LOVE THAT#2 - RE: depressing job search - I’m working on opening up my own small shop!!#I’ll be starting with a collection inspired by The Traitors aka one of my fave shows atm#but will be doing all kinds of designs going forward!#I’ll drop more info here once we officially ✨launch✨#but I would love to get more followers on our IG page and just get some hype/interest going!#so if anyone wants to check us out to see what’s to come (soon)! the IG is sonichedesigns#(and the website is thatsoniche but it’s not fully opened yet!)#I’m nervous but excited because I’ve always wanted to do something like this but never really had the time or creative/mental energy#so maybe the stars are aligning who knows!#LOVE YOU ALL and hope to catch you on discord at least!#(again not abandoning tumblr or rp at all! just don’t have much time for it so my blogs are basically for aesthetic things and w/e I have#time for haha 🤪💗 but discord I would love to do more writing and stuff so hmu or ask for my handle! MWAH!)#💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
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yuuugay · 1 year
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JBDJKBDFKJBF small cute @heromaker-if comic i whipped up 🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈
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ruleofleft · 10 months
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Fuse knows how to skin, section and process a kill, BloodHound knew they could, but seeing Walter expertly do so makes Hound feel a certain way… Especially after offering Artur not just scarps, but choice pieces of good meat.
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murasaki-cha · 2 years
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Choi Han: *cusses* they piss me off
Literally everyone in the room and communication device: *softly* what the fuck
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whippetcrimes · 3 months
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If anyone is interested in the most annoying toy in the world, Target has the carrot (recently replaced for $17) but I found all the other veggies at HomeGoods for $7. Chili pepper, eggplant, and, of course, the corn. Definitely a good price for a favorite toy, and for us it does last quite a while. We got 9ish months out of it. The squeaker works even after it's punctured so like. Enjoy. Our first one was still squeaky, just finally got a hole and was promptly unstuffed
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cold-neon-ocean · 11 months
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short-ish vent/explanation as to why things have been so slow sobs
I don’t really feel the passage of time anymore but it’s crazy how much time I’ve lost just since February to just one after another dealing with the house pets. First our puppy’s neuter, then my sister bringing her cats into the house, her cats tearing things up and needing to be watched constantly (by me of course bc I’m the only one here), her cats then giving everyone ringworm which was a nearly 2 month ordeal that we’re still recovering from physically and financially, and now both puppies (one has seemed to recover now) are having some sort of intestinal issue the vets don’t know the cause of, but I’m just cleaning bloody diarrhea (its not parvo, the vet tested) and doing laundry all day.
I never really got the chance to recover from the introduction of the puppies back in September last year. I feel like my life has been overtaken by all these animals completely against my will and out of my control. Mom is just hemorrhaging money from all these obligations and vet bills she never planned/asked for, and I’m trying to help (despite none of these pets being mine) while also barely having the time to work that I used to. I used to be able to sit at my desk nearly all day without being interrupted but now dealing with all these animals by the time I get to sit at my desk I’m exhausted and it’s like 7pm but I gotta get up at 6am to give out medications and make breakfast for 5 pets.
Its starting to calm down but I’m just really upset over how all this affected my ability to work since these extended wait times reflects on my business very poorly and it’s just been killing me because this is not how I normally conduct things but I just had the rug completely snatched from under me and haven’t really been able to get back up. 
I also want to make clear that none of these animals are mine, nor did I have anything to do with the decision making to get them. I was told by my fam that it was expressly kept secret from me- literally until the animals came through the front door, because they knew I’d be upset because I’d have to watch them since I’m the only one home. The only pet that belongs to me is my leopard gecko who is a perfect angel boy who I’ve had not one issue with since getting him (he just turned 2 last month). 
Things are (hopefully) starting to stabilize, I’m praying that we can have just a little time without an animal having some sort of health crisis. I’m really sorry this has been such a long running thing, I never could have anticipated for any of it. I’m so grateful for the patience of my commissioners and am especially sorry to them, this isn’t normally how my business handles and I’m really ashamed of it.
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mochathesamoyed · 1 year
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Ghost Hunting Shows - My guilty pleasure….
www.mochathesamoyed.com
www.patreon.com/mochathesamoyed
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malachimoet · 2 years
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The true OTP of Smash Brothers; Isabelle x Duck Hunt. ...Or, well, at least in MY opinion. Come on--Kirby x Jigglypuff is cool but-- --it's been around since the beginning!
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