#SIR PLEASE!!!

[eyesofcuriosity]

@gunslinginnhogtyin

Seeing him twirl the weapon so casually already spoke a great deal about him. One, he was skilled enough to do some dangerous tricks like that, and two he was also reckless by doing that in the daytime. She was a bit surprised he wasn't arrested just yet! Still, all the color in her face now left her and she was paler than normal!

"A-ah maybe not yet Sir! But I would advise you to be careful.....laws are a bit strict around here about flaunting weapons. You might want to be a bit more careful about it."

#ic rp #gunslinginnhogtyin #SIR PLEASE!!! #you give us worrry ;;;;

[megas-x-l-r]

SOMEONE HELP HIM WHY DOES HE DECIDE TO WEAR THESE GOOFY CLOTHES

#SIR PLEASE!!! #SIR THE AMERICAN FLAG IS NOT A CLOTHING CHOICE #SIRRRRR #<3.Robert Richards

[spicynectarines]

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

#like sir you are a cat calm down #warriors #warrior cats #tigerclaw #tigerstar #art #fan art #fanart #warriors art #warrior cat fanart #warriors fanart #also please be nice i haven’t drawn cats since 6th grade

[matchandelure]

saw this plushie and immediately thought of him

#PLEASE ITS A BANANA #one piece #sir crocodile #op crocodile #my art stuff #edit: the croconana is sold by sorbet jungle!

[noughticalcrossings]

Put thee not on Silent

[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.

Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.

Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.

Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.

Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.

King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"

Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."

Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.

Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.

Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"

His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.

Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."

The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.

End ID.]

Description very kindly added by @describe-things

#cattle rustling for fun and profit #king arthur #sir gawain #sir bedivere #arthuriana #this is my very silly epistolary story which I love dearly #someone please get Bedivere a red bull or twelve hours uninterrupted sleep STAT #also I got lazy and decided that Dev Patel Gawain was a cool enough design to steal #maybe I should introduce you to my original idiots #my art #my comics

[jasontoddsguns]

A light in my house suddenly turned on- AND WHO DO I SEE?!?!

#sir??? #Dorito please don’t #cat #cats #his claws got stuck so I had to help him

[justaz]

country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing

merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that

gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows i’m rooting for him

merlin, with an Idea: ah.

gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlin…you have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?

merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel

arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:

merlin: arthur’s been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up

merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing

merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthur’s table while he’s eating breakfast: good morning, sire

arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlin’s declaration of love sitting in front of him:

arthur, who recently found out about merlin’s magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:

merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if you’ll have me

arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.

merlin, taking it: i…uh…huh?

arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what he’s thinking and feeling: it’s my mothers sigil

merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: my…my lord?

arthur, realizing how scared merlin’s must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if you’ll allow me.

merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of course…of course, arthur. always and forever.

merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important

sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding

merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??

leon, regretting everything he’s ever done in his life that led him to this moment: to…arthur?

merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: i’m getting married to ARTHUR?????

leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?

merlin: i’ve been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????

#merthur #i spent like an hour researching medieval courting rituals to make this #and even then #i did not find much #so if there’s someone out there who is like weirdly knowledgeable about 6th century courting rituals #feel free to add on #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin emrys #sir gwaine #sir leon #sir lancelot #guinevere #i literally started this post bc i was thinking about the misunderstanding between merlin and gwen and merlin’s giving arthur his favor #and then i kept going #but i didn’t have much else in the ole noggin to write #i’m sorry #please forgive me

[humans-are-tasty]

#sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #cross guild #my art #one piece #crochawk #dump of dumb stuff #i was looking at the old patrick bateman mihawk and ended up drawing axe wielding mihawk again #idk why #im just anxiety coping drawing #i wasnt going to post this but i forgot i scheduled it... omg #anyway im trying to be more free with drawing now and not caring so much #more like how i drew 2-3 yrs ago #if its weird and ugly then its weird and ugly #i also want to draw blackbeard but hes so hard to draw this way. still trying to figure it out #also please imagine crocodile standing with axehawk. i desperately wanted to draw crocodile with him but didnt #theyre axe murdering couple in crime #i took the last ones outfit from the shining #i try to draw lineart directly without a rough sketch stage. its sort of meditative #i'm gonna axe you one last time...

[wellfine]

POV you are shanks

#one piece #cross guild #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #description in alt text #alright this is DONE lmao I gotta stop staring at it. please enjoy I love the cross guild so much

[alymccart]

click image, right click > view image in new tab for full res

TT^TT

I realize that Sir Pentious' redemption is likely going to be kept secret from Charlie for plot reasons in season 2, but until the canon is established, THIS is what's living rent-free in my head.

HEY! I drew the (almost) whole gang!!! And you totally can't tell that Charlie is my favorite. Nope.

Hnng... the feels this show gives me... are never-ending.

#hazbin hotel #art by me #digital art #hazbin fan comic #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin spoilers #husker hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #please forgive the really rushed backgrounds #sir pentious

[legayllyblonde]

what apollo sees vs. what phoenix & edgeworth are thinking

#mr. wright PLEASE don't antagonize the chief prosecutor #he's going to KILL YOU #what was that apollo? didn't hear you #SIR I'M SHOUTING??? #ace attorney #wrightworth #narumitsu #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #i overworked these but it's fine #my art

[noodles-and-tea]

👀

#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart #a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid? #no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me #I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode #so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid #but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3 #I was waiting for my silly episode reward #and boy howdy that was a silly episode #(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way) #my art #Merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon

[wardengrill]

I've come to realize I'm more married to this team than I ever was to three ex-wives

#there's not enough david rossi love going on here #so please do ignore the colouring in this that doesnt make sense #just had to gif this quote and well my incompetence gets in the way #david rossi #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #** #spencer reid #alex blake #emily prentiss #ashley seaver #sir hotch #aaron hotchner #tara lewis #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #derek morgan

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

They’re all at Tesco’s at the same time

#imagine bo burnham’s prolonged eye contact joke #please someone see my vision #good omens #good omens 2 #bbc merlin #merlin bbc #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #a z fell #merlin #sir leon #leon the long suffering #i’ve changed my mind #merlin’s should say coffee

[kookoofufu]

Marineford my beloved

#this took so long to make #please clap #one piece #one piece meme #one piece fanart #monkey d. luffy #buggy the clown #sir crocodile #jimbei #jinbei #jinbe #shitpost #marineford #one piece memes #im gonna do this with the whole summit war saga. ive decided

[fleshdyke]

i wish so fucking bad that schools would teach even the most basic nature and wildlife literacy. bc what they teach now is how we get these godawful lawns and monocultures and an endlessly growing list of extinct animal species. like i can’t even count how many times i’ve been trying to explain to people why mosquitoes/moths/bats/flies/wasps/etc are so important and people have gone “but that’s what bees are for (pollination)” or “birds can just eat other things” or “things decompose on their own”. it has to be in the dozens. nothing makes me as upset as when people simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact (fact, fact, fact) that every single organism has its purpose in nature and there is *nothing* that is “pointless”. ignorance like this is what leads to barren monoculture lawns and deforestation and “pest control” and devastating invasive species and expanding extinction/endangerment lists. i just wish schools would teach that every animal and plant has its place, and *nothing* needs to be exterminated as a whole, *especially* native wildlife. but of course capitalism can’t thrive on proper environmentalism so i guess we’ll just have to deal with this.

#i could rant about this for HOURS #it all ties into capitalism. it all fucking ties into capitalism #if anyone wants to add on PLEASE do i am ALWAYS down to talk abt this #sir david attenborough. one of the most famous and influential environmentalists in the world. has publicly expressed that for nature to #thrive capitalism MUST be dismantled #rambles #capitalism #capitalist hell #environmentalism #naturalism #climate change #infodump #100 #1k #10k