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#Scotty Doesn't Know
cat-cosplay · 6 months
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It's called a suprise
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slvttyplum · 5 months
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౨ৎ Scotty doesn’t know | Suguru Geto
You know that song, “Scotty doesn’t know," talking about how a guy from a band is fucking someone's girlfriend? Yeah, just replace Scotty with Satoru.
Satoru doesn’t know that every Sunday, Suguru beats your back in like Satoru could never.
His big hands caressing your limp body thrown on the soft surface he made under you, right in his spacious van.
His fingers are tracing every bit of your body while his knee is in between your legs, and his big hand gripping your soft thighs.
Your moans could be heard a block away the way he fucks you and makes you feel. It’s so wrong, but god, it feels so good.
Suguru would wait 10 minutes after Satoru left your place to come swoop you up, that arrogant smirk slithering on his face.
"Are you sure your boy toy left?” He would ask every single time, and you would feel bad every single time.
But the way he thrust himself into you after the fact made you feel better.
“Tell me how good I make you feel; he could never fuck you like this.” Suguru grunts out, his bangs sticking to the sweat on his forehead.
The worst part is that he was right; Satoru was gentle and slow, making sure to take in everything, which was way different from Suguru.
Who fucks you like it’s his last time seeing you; who fucks you like he won’t get another chance to touch you; who fucks you like you’re his and his only.
It was a secret you kept hidden in your pocket, far, far away from anyone and everyone; not even your closest friends knew.
In Suguru's head, he was doing Satoru a favor by keeping you in check and making sure you felt good.
"Please, don’t tell him.” You muttered in between Suguru's legs while he threw his hair in a ponytail.
He smiled, wrapping his hair up and putting his arm around you. Your body is so warm, he wishes he could keep you like this.
"Now, why would I do that to you, baby?" He trailed off, the smell of cigarettes and his cologne mixing in the van.
Yeah, why would he?
You loved Satoru with all your heart, but you had needs that needed to be met, so why not have Suguru help with that?
Satoru doesn’t have to know.
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digitalxdiaryx · 10 months
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do it in my van every Sunday 😈🩷
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susiephone · 6 months
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i was today years old when i learned that the certified banger "scotty doesn't know" was originally written for a movie called eurotrip, in which a character named scotty is being cheated on by his girlfriend fiona, and he finds out because her secret bf writes the song and serenades her with it, in front of a crowd, with scotty right there.
it's genuinely the funniest possible scenario for that song tbh.
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nigellica · 5 months
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Remember when our Prime Minister forgot to renew his website and some guys replaced it with a loop of Scotty doesn't know?
Classic.
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munohlow · 1 month
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X-men ‘97 episode 2 cliffhanger but “Scotty Doesn’t Know” by Lustra starts playing
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whowantslovergirl · 1 year
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Scotty doesn’t know
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Fred Weasley x reader (reader is female with she/her pronouns)
warnings: kissing, cursing,lowkey smut 😱, not going to say minors DNI bc ik yall going to read it anyway, blasphemy only once, Scotty is an ASS in this, he is also in Ravenclaw 💙, cheating, modern au so regular high school, fiona = Y/N, cursing, very suggestive lyrics, fighting, and i think that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍 ^ <——— this means start the song 💋 harry potter masterlist
Summary: Y/N cheating on her boyfriend Scotty with the schools prankster
posted: April 21,2023
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Scotty and Y/N look like the perfect couple. They literally won ‘best couple’ in the yearbook. Everyone thought that they were perfect for each other .
But no one knew what actually went on behind closed doors.
Scotty is toxic as fuck.
Always asked where are you going.
“Where the hell are you going at 8:00?”
Made you change if he wasn’t comfortable with what you were wearing.
“Isn’t guys going to be there? You’re not going anywhere dressed like that.”
Always interrogated your friends.
“So what are you guys doing tonight?”
All your friends tell you that he’s an insecure fuck but you never listen.
You tried to break up with him several times but he always played the ‘I’ll be better’ card and you fell for it.
Every single time.
You fell out of love a long time ago.
So you just found a side. And that ‘side’ was
Fred fucking Weasley. ^
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
Scotty was walking around school looking for you.
“Have you seen Y/N?”
“Have you seen Y/N?”
He finally found you and ran up to you. “Hey Y/N!” You turn around and before you can respond Scotty’s lips are already on you. He pulled away and it took everything in your power to not wipe your lips. “Hey babe!” You can not believe how fake you sounded. “Hey! So I was wondering if you wanted to hang out Sunday?” You pretended to have fake sadness. “Scotty you know I have church every Sunday.”
“Oh yeah! My bad baby, I forgot.” You just shook your head. “It’s fine. We can hang out Saturday if you want.” He nodded and kissed you again and walked off.
Little does he know.
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“Oh fuck. Right there darling. Keep going just like that.” He threw his head back into the seat. You smiled knowing that you were the reason he has this reaction. You grab his balls firmly and he moans even louder.
Thank god you guys are in an empty parking lot.
You can feel him about to cum. You go even faster if that’s possible, he finally burst in your mouth. You swallowed and went up to kiss him and he tasted himself. He moaned into your mouth. He finally pulled away and put his jeans back on.
“So how long until ‘church’ is over darling?” He asked putting air quotes on church. You gave a small laugh. “One more hour.” You say biting your lip. He gave his signature smirk. “Well let’s go pray.” He took your hand to the back of the car.
You probably traumatized the little kids who were walking by to see a shaking car.
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
“Scotty doesn’t know!” Fred’s twin exclaimed. “Why would he know dumbass?” George just shrugged. He sneaked a glance at you from across the cafeteria. You winked and went to the bathroom. Fred and George saw this. “Well that’s my cue. Bye Georgie.”
“You’re disgusting!”
Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me
And I'm not stopping
“Sorry I’m going shopping later. I need clothes for this trip I’m taking sorry baby.” Scotty asked you if you wanted hang out later and you obviously can’t since you promised a certain ginger that you can hang out tonight.
“You’ve been really busy lately.” Scotty said with a questioning tone. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Nothing it’s just that if you don’t wanna hang out just say that don’t make bullshit excuses.” You don’t even want to talk about this right now.
“I’m not doing this with you right now. I gotta go bye Scotty.”
“Bye Y/N”
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Your nails scratched his back, him moaning even louder.
Very convinced that he has a pain kink.
“Oh my god Fred!”
“You feel so good darling.” He throws his head back and you arch your back.
“I’m so close, go faster Freddie.” You whisper as he puts his head in your shoulder.
And he went faster.
You feel the knot in you burst and you can feel his warmth inside you. He slips out with a soft hiss.
You turn on your side. He’s so beautiful, all sweaty and tired. His hair slightly covering his forehead.
“You’re so pretty Freddie.” He smiled and turns on his side. His hand goes to your face, taking your hair out of your face.
“Thank you but you’re much more pretty darling.”
You smile and silence fills the air.
“Break up with him”
Oh shit.
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty
You’re in class and you can see Fred in the corner writing something and sending it your way.
“Y/N here. It’s from Fred.”
Scotty heard that.
“Why is Fred Weasley sending you notes?” He whispered yelled from next you. You just shrug.
You’re so getting him for this.
You raise your hand.
“Yes Ms. L/N?”
“Can I go to the bathroom?” Professor Snape nods and you rush to the bathroom.
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You read the note.
‘Meet at the courtyard at 10:30.
-Freddie ;)’
You smile and go back to class.
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“Hey Freddie.” He turns around and a smile coats his face. His dimples showing.
“Hey darling, about the thing I said, I meant it. I can treat you way better than he can. Just leave him please.
You feel really bad about what you’re going to say.
“I can’t Fred. I just can’t. Let’s just continue what we’re doing okay?”
It’s not that you don’t believe Fred it’s just that you don’t how Scotty is going to react if he finds out you’ve been fucking someone behind his back for a whole year.
You can tell he is heartbroken that you wanna continue this but he does nod sadly because he wants you to be happy.
I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
You grab the headboard to stop you from falling face first into the bed. You don’t know who got Fred so angry but you want angry more often.
Then your phone started to ring.
“Oh my god! It’s Scotty! Fred stop.”
He kept going.
“Answer the phone darling just be quiet.”
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing
“Hey Baby!” You bite your lip trying not to moan. “Hey Scotty! Not to be mean but why are you calling?!”
“Why do you sound like that?” Fred stifled a laugh thinking this shit was funny. You look back and he’s biting back a laugh.
“Scotty I’m kinda busy right now.”
“Ok baby call me when you’re done I. love you.”
“Uh huh yea bye.”
Scotty obviously thought your behavior was weird and he was definitely confronting you about it tomorrow.
You don’t care, you’re getting your back blown by someone who can actually make you cum.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
You’re in the courtyard with Angelina. You obviously knew Fred’s and Angie’s history but he always assured you that you were the only one.
As you were talking you see in the corner of your eye Scotty is speed walking towards you two.
“Hey Scotty. What’s wrong?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?!” You grab his hand and walked to an empty classroom. You didn’t even have time to close the door.
“Are you fucking Fred Weasley Y/N?!” Your eyes widened.
“Excuse me?!”
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
“What got you to that bullshit conclusion?!” Even if it is true you’re still shocked that he would accuse you of this.
“The notes? And don’t think I don’t see you two eye fucking each other every chance you get!”
Even though he treats you like shit. You’re surprised that he is so effected by this.
“Just tell me now Y/N. How long?”
You stay silent. You roll your eyes.
“We never did anything Scotty!”
“Is that what you were doing when I called you the other day? You were getting fucked! It was a three way call! Wow Y/N I thought you were better than this!”
“I can’t believe you’re accusing me of such bullshit! I would never do that to you. We’ve been dating for almost three years and you think I would throw all that shit away!”
He just stayed there. Then walked out pushing your shoulder in the process.
You had a feeling shit was going to hit the fan.
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
“Weasley!” Scotty yelled.
Fred was walking with George when he heard his name. He turned around to see a pissed off Scotty aka your boyfriend.
Oh shit.
“Yes Scotty?”
“Are you fucking my girl?”
He put a pretend confused look on his face.
“And why would I do that?” He had a condescending tone. With a smile on his face.
“I don’t care for your tone Weasley and I know your bitch ass fucked her!” He pushed him so hard Fred almost fell down.
You walked to where the yelling was coming from and see a small crowd around Scotty and Fred.
Everyone can see in Fred’s face that he wanted to beat his ass but he saw you so he didn’t.
Just walked away.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
“Why didn’t you punch him Freddie?” You were in his dorm. You were laying on his chest and he was drawing shapes on your back. You love the moments when it’s no sex just love and admiration for each other.
“I just saw your face and I didn’t want you to see me differently. You never saw me angry let alone fight anyone and I didn’t want to change your view of me.” You smile at his mini confession that he cares about what you think of him.
“Ok just know nothing will change how I feel about you Freddie.”
“Me too darling.”
The parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
“Oh god, keep going like that darling.” You throw your head back and arch your back. He starts to suck on your nipple, switching every now and then.
This made you stutter your hips.
“Fuck Freddie!” You came all over him. He went two seconds after.
“God! it’s so cool when you’re on top.” You just laugh.
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
You had no idea how you were swayed into fucking on Scotty’s front lawn during Christmas break.
“Fred if he walks out we’re dead.” He shushed you and kept going.
“He deserves this anyway Y/N.”
I did her on his birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Scotty
Happy birthday to you
Everyone in the courtyard turned to your singing. Which isn’t that bad. Tolerable.
“Happy Birthday Scotty!” You yelled with several presents in your hands.
You might hate the guy but everyone deserves presents on their birthday.
“Thank you baby.” He gave you a peck.
Fred saw this bullshit and walked out the courtyard.
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“Fred we can’t do this on his birthday! That’s like having sex at a funeral!” You whispered yelled as he tried to unbutton your blouse. You two were in a storage closet together. Nothing but a little light on.
“Come on please?” He has that one look that always made you fold on his face.
“Ok.” He smiled and went to his knees.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
“So are y’all ever planning on telling him?” Fred turned to George. “Only if she wants too.”
“I don’t know how y’all do it. Especially you, I mean you had a major crush on her ever since they got together.”
“Ok Georgie you don’t have to say all that.”
Little did they know you were right behind the door.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta know
“I mean he already had speculations about you two. But I don’t think he would like that you confirmed his speculations Freddie.” Fred asked George if it’s a good idea to tell Scotty without your permission.
Which is bad but he really wanted this sneaking around shit to be over.
I'm gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
“Ima tell him. I don’t care I’m tired of this shit.”
“Wait Fred that’s not a good ide-!”
Fred was already out the door.
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“Hey Scotty!”
He turned around and had a ‘the fuck are doing here?’ look.
“I just wanted to-.” He stopped himself, thinking of how you would react and he didn’t want you upset.
“What Weasley?”
“Nothing just you shouldn’t accuse people of shit if you don’t have any evidence.”
Fuck.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
“You didn’t tell him?! What happened to ‘i don’t care I’m tired of this shit’ .
He rolls his eyes. “I don’t sound like that. I just thought about the consequences and didn’t do it.”
“I can not believe that Fred Weasley is whipped. Pussy whipped at that!”
“Shut up George!”
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go
“Hey darling. What’s up?”
You knocked on his door and started crying.
“Hey! Hey! What’s wrong?!”
“I wanna be with you Freddie.”
He felt the whole world stop. You want him not Scotty. This is the happiest day of his life.
“I didn’t do it yet but Scotty has to go.”
He loves you.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
Today is the day you are going to break up with Scotty for good this time.
You all around the school for him and finally see him talking with his friends.
“Hey Scotty! Can we talk?”
He nodded skeptically and you took his hand to an empty classroom.
“We need to break up.”
“What the fuck?!”
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
“I need to put me first you know? And you can’t do any bullshit excuses or the gifts. Nothing! I mean nothing will get me back to you ok? So bye and we can’t be friends after this.” You just left him speechless.
You feel so fucking free.
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty’s gotta go!
“Freddie I did it! I broke up with him! I can be with you now!” You were jumping up and down in his room. He just has the most ecstatic smile on his face. He grabbed you and smashed his lips on yours.
What a fucked up love story.
That is so bad! So bad
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An: hope y’all enjoy this 😍😍 this was a long one and I love it sooo until I post again my lovers 🤍 (hint: pope and Maybank reader)
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morb22 · 5 months
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Every Zutara fic I’ve been reading reminds me of that Eurotrip song but it’s Aang who doesn’t know.
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weebleroxanne · 26 days
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I just woke up from a dead sleep laughing because
"eddie doesn't know that Evan and me did it in my helo last Sunday"
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deathoftheblackrose · 2 months
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Hear me out on some stupid idea/hc i got from listening to old 2000's songs right
IMAGINE Syrus/Shou gets a girlfriend, and Zane/Ryo decides to fuck with him and sing him 'Scotty Doesn't Know'
Syrus is like ":D" and then realizes Zanes basically talking about stealing his girl and hes like "WAIT NO"
This is very random, hit that reblog button for awesome hits like these
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Dude in a band to his friend: Hey man I wrote this song about you but i'm kind of nervous to show you
scotty: hey man it's cool you can play it for me :)
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fmk-polls · 5 months
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Ask box is open and I am taking poll suggestions
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doctorslippery · 6 months
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antvnger · 16 days
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*activates the second iPod nano that I hid in your suit*
*has it play “Scotty Doesn’t Know” on repeat*
-Meme Lord
*sighs and drops head as the song starts to play*
If I had a dollar for every time someone has played this song for me, I could by out Pym Tech.
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