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noproofread · 19 days

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Into It (NSFW)

Luffy x afab!reader (gender neutral though)

i cannot be held responsible for what weed influences me to write shhh

unprotected sex, inappropriate use of gum gum powers, edging (if you squint), public kinda sorta. Luffy's sailing away the next morning and reader makes a move, Luffy knows what he's doing.

word count: 1,338

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You had been drinking a little, celebrating the straw hat’s victory overthrowing the corrupted leader of your country. It was a banquet thrown as a thank you to the pirates. Maybe it was the liquor in your system that made you a little more brave but you had been flirting heavily with their captain. He had that clueless charm about him. Carefree in a way, he spent most of the night singing, drinking, eating. He was cute, funny, and the way he viewed the world made you jealous. He wanted the world in the palm of his hand, and you wanted it for him. You helped him during his stay in your country, grew somewhat attached to him and his crew, and he will be sailing away to continue his journey. You wanted to take this last night to fulfill your own selfish needs. Luffy advocated for doing whatever you wanted, and you planned on doing just that.

You danced over to the straw hat captain, taking a small bite of his food to get his attention. “Hey! This is MY food!” He whined. You laughed, touching his arm lightly. “Sorry, sorry. Just couldn't help myself…” He huffed, biting into his food. “Are ya having fun, Luffy?” You poked him, wanting to hold his attention. You had a plan to lure him away. “Hell yeah. Look at how much food I get to eat!” He exclaimed, devouring all the food in his plate so inhumanely fast it surprised you that he didn't choke. Feeling the liquid courage take over your brain, you leaned into his ear. “Wanna have more fun?” You whispered.

Luffy turned to you, looking slightly confused. “More fun? What do you mean? How?” You smiled, taking his hand and running towards the nearest bedroom in the building. “Hey! Where are we going?! Is the fun this way?” He asked, you looked back at him briefly and nodded your head. He shrugged, accepting the adventure. You entered the room, throwing Luffy in before locking the door behind you. “For this to be fun for both of us you have to trust me.” He nodded his head. “I trust you.” You swallowed a lump forming in your throat as nerves suddenly hit you. You took a deep breath, focusing instead on how much you wanted to have a moment alone with Luffy. All the thoughts you had about him, about what you wanted to do to him. You looked into his eyes, taking his hand and guiding him to the bed behind him. You pushed him down, making him prop himself up slightly with his elbows.

You draped your legs over either side of his hips. Straddling him. “Close your eyes.” You whispered. He obliged. You leaned in, kissing him softly. His eyebrows furrowed at the contact, slowly leaning into the feeling of your lips on his. Your lips were soft and they made his body feel hot. He began kissing you back, much to your surprise. Luffy didn't seem like a guy who was very interested, much less knew how to kiss. His hands found their way to your thighs, your skin felt soft under his hands. It excited him. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you. You fully sat on his lap as you kissed him deeper. Your tongue peeked out to lick his bottom lip, earning a low groan from the straw hat captain. His hands landed on your hips, his thumbs tracing circles under your shirt. The feeling of his rough hands on your skin was overwhelming. You wanted more.

You pulled away, looking at Luffy’s face. It was flushed, his half-lidded eyes looked up into yours. It took everything in you not to completely attack him. You held his gaze, taking your shirt off and tossing it aside. He took his hands and trailed them all over your exposed skin, causing shivers to course throughout your body. You rocked your hips into his, your arousal was too much to bear but you wanted to savor this moment as much as you could. He hardened in his denim shorts, groaning as he felt you rub yourself onto him. You kissed him passionately, exploring his mouth with your tongue. Luffy had collapsed on the bed beneath him, taking one of his hands and placing it on your ass as the other gripped the hair behind your head. You continued grinding into him, moaning softly into his mouth as you chased more friction. Growing frustrated about the lack of complete contact between you, Luffy tossed you onto your back. He hovered over you, taking off the clothes that remained on your body.

He sat on the bed, taking off his own clothing quickly as he breathed heavily. He wanted to feel you with his whole body. “Now you got me all excited.” He said, scanning your body hungrily. The way he looked at you like you were a piece of meat simply for his enjoyment thrilled you. Luffy threw himself onto you, leaving a trail of wet kisses on your neck. His bare cock grinding into your core. You hissed, imagining how it’ll feel inside you. You felt him twitch as he rubbed against you, groaning into your neck. You grabbed a fistful of his hair and pulled him back. He looked down at you, his eyes blackened with lust. “I need to feel you inside me Luffy, please.” You begged him with your eyes. He was salivating, drool dripping onto your bare chest.

He lined himself up with your entrance, biting his lip in anticipation. The feeling of him stretching you caused you to grip onto the blankets. Luffy let out a loud moan as you wrapped around him. He collapsed onto his hands, hovering over you once again. He moved slowly in and out of you, his eyes rolling at the feeling. “You feel so fucking good.” He whispered, keeping an excruciatingly slow pace. You pulled him closer to you, kissing him. Your hands scratched his back as you ran them all over his body. The room filled with loud moans and lewd sounds coming from your bodies. You were thankful for the party in the distance muffling everything.

Luffy picked up his pace, moving faster and sloppier as he thrust into you. He was unraveling in front of you. He felt better than you imagined. His cock stretched inside you, reaching spots you had no idea you had. Your moans got louder as you inched closer to your climax. Luffy’s cock had started twitching inside you, you could tell by his incoherent sentences that he was close too. Every word that fell from his lips to express his pleasure was slurred and strained. You closed your eyes, your vision turning red and your ears ringing as you reached your high. You clamped down on him as you came, yelling out his name in the process. That’s what did it for him. He shot his hot load into you, his body quivered as he rode out his climax. He collapsed onto you, attempting to catch his breath.

You pulled away from him, your head spinning from the feeling he gave you. Speechless, you looked at him. “I didn't know you had that in you.” You chuckled breathlessly. Luffy smiled, clearly feeling satisfied. He took a moment before getting up and getting dressed. He helped you pick up your scattered clothing. You kissed his lips gently once you were dressed. You knew he would leave tomorrow, and now you had this shared experience that only the two of you will have memory of. A low grumble came from his stomach, breaking the sweet moment between you. “Worked up an appetite I guess” Luffy laughed, making his way to the door. He stopped for a moment, looking back at you with his hand on the doorknob. “That was fun.” He smiled, opening the door and walking through it. You giggled, following him out of the room and rejoining the banquet.

#one piece #one piece fic #opla #x reader #one piece smut #luffy x reader #monkey d luffy #opla luffy #monkey d luffy x reader #opla luffy x reader #luffy smut #one piece luffy #THAT MF GIF OF ANIME LUFFY

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sanjisblackasswife · 2 years

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OP Men With a Girlfriend with a Fat Ass. (Black Fem! Reader)

Ft. Monster Trio, Kid, Law, Ace, & Shanks

A/N: Yeah boobs are great…but nobody talks about anime dudes loving ass like commonnnnnnnnn. + I think women in OP don’t have big butts. Like…they have the tits sure and Ik they have A FORM of a butt but like…they ain’t got a fat asssssss

CW: A whole lotta nonsense.

Luffy

You are the sole reason he is a butt guy rather than a boob guy

He likes having you walk in front of him for obvious reasons

He doesn’t realize how much he stares though it’s kinda just subconsciously a thing he does with no shame behind it

Your butt has a literal mind of its own when you walk and it’s just mesmerizing to him

He never touches it though

On purpose

When Luffy hugs you he mostly enjoys wrapping his arms around your hips and thighs and lowers himself to pretty much hug your butt with his face

You remember when Luffy had to hide under Boa’s coat and his body was wrapped around her body—-yeah like that that’s how he hugs you from behind

It’s so soft pls let him bite it.

There was a few times you caught him staring and he’d laugh it off scratching the back of his head before you almost scold him for not paying attention as you talked

If you both are sexual in your relationship your ass is something he holds dear when sleeping with you.

Luffy grinds on ur soft and plush butt while you both are sleeping, at first you couldn’t sleep because of this but you’ve somehow gotten used to his erratic thrust against your ass

When you lay on your stomach and watches you shift just to see your butt jiggle

He’s so amazed on how it still moves even after you stopped shifting

All in all Luffy loves dat ass.

Zoro

Ass eater fasho

Look at him.

Booty Hunter Zoro

He loves the booty more than anything else on you.

He was actually shocked on how fat your ass really was when you stood naked in front of him the first time KSHSSHS

You always wore jeans and they were so so tight (still looked good in them though) he just didn’t register HOW BIG your butt really was

“Fuck, you have a fat ass, babe.”

HE SLAPS IT SO HARD

And he SLAPS IT ALOT so be prepared

He doesn’t care either how much it hurts he loves watching it jiggle afterwards

Like sir excuse me you left a mark

Absolutely sleeps on it when you both nap.

Zoro is another one that just stares at you when you walk across the ship

Lord help you if you wear a sun dress

You have almost all thongs so when you wear looser clothing your butt is free to move how it likes

Makes you do mostly leg workouts to watch you squat

Swears you’re doing it wrong just to be behind you when you do it

“No, Y/N you have to go lower like this.”

“Get Ya dick Off me!”

He does ask you such stupid ass questions about it though

“So it’s not heavy when you fight?”

“Zoro what the hell are you talking about.”

“All of…that you’re carrying behind there.”

Mf…

Sitting on his face or eating it from the back once is a must if you want to use his mouth

“Imma suffocate you.”

“It’s okay i can hold my breath really long.”

Zoro is a Ass man and you just made it worse so congratulations

Kid

Same as Zoro. Eats dat ass for breakfast, lunch, and dindin

He enjoys watching you put on pants

��Something you need?”

“Just enjoying the show.”

He thinks your butt is nothing but temptation and something to distract him

Blames you for it completely because how dare you.

“PUT THAT AWAY!”

“WHAT?!”

“THAT BUTT OF YOURS I CANT FOCUS WITH IS SHAKING IN MY FACE ALL DAY—“

“HELLO—?!”

He has caught Killer watching. Killer tries to say he wouldn’t know because of his mask, but he know he’s looking right at your butt sway back and fourth

He uses it as a stress ball sometimes KSBSJSKS

Actually compares your butt with his

“Mine is bigger.”

“You mean flatter.”

“I hate you.”

Sanji

Definition of “Don’t know what to do with all that ass.”

When he first met you he of course adorned your beauty. Granted you always worn baggier clothing than the rest of the girls on the ship, since you were a bit heavier and insecure Sanji didn’t give af about that anyways he still liked you, but after the 2 years you loss some weight and gained the strength and confidence you always deserved and finally started to wear more revealing clothing and which revealed your true shape.

“Y/N-Y/N SAN YOUR BODY IS—-YOUR BUTT IS SO—“

Bleeding on sight. You were wearing some cut shorts with a tied shirt and the shorts cupped your round butt so beautifully.

Crush him with your thighs and butt pls

When you walk you tend to sway your hips a lot making your butt move and it catches his attention so fast all he wants to do is rub it :((

He gets hard a lot when you wear bikinis

NEEDS a reason to touch your lower half at least once a day or he’ll combust.

“Would you like me to rub sun screen on you, my princess?”

His lotioned hands always tease around your smooth fatty cheeks when he massages you

Speaking of massages he gives you one every night and that either leaves him a horny mess or fucking into you from the back

You shook your ass on him once while dancing and he just COULD NOT handle what he seen and bled on you

“Please do me the honor of sitting on my face.”

Okay so…there was this one time Sanji fucked you in the kitchen and he asked if he could try something knew and you said okay, he bent you over and poured honey on your ass and licked it up.

You were shocked and turned on all at once.

When you wear skirts you’re such a damn tease to him the way the back of it always ends up shorter than the front and it always hits the bottom of your cheeks so beautifully

VERY PROTECTIVE BTW

Immediately kicks around mfs that say anything derogatory about your shape

“She has to be a slut with a body like t—-“

One to the head now you know he dead

Yeah Sanji and the rest of the OP boys do not play about people talking about your body. It’s theirs for a reason who is anybody allowed to talk crap about it?

Law

He’s more of a thigh man but since you’re natural best believe you have those to match with them two beach balls you got back there

He always under estimates how you look in clothing.

“I don’t think this will fit—“

“It will It’s Just your unifo—-oh.”

Ass is still sitting pretty in a jumper.

Law’s stupid ass tends to read about bodies with larger mass of fat on specific areas and if it’s normal

NOT TO BE MEAN HE LOVES YOUR BODY HE JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOURE COMFORTABLE AND HEALTHY PLS

He cuddles the butt and if your have stretch marks or cellulite he traces /pokes them with his fingers

“Stop that!”

“Your ass moves even when you talk, fuck..”

Absolutely cannot handle you doing reverse cowgirl

Cumming in minutes you didn’t even properly adjust to his size

He taps or plays with the fat of your thigh when he is in thought. So much so there is a small bruise that formed because he always did it in the same area

Wants you to sit on his face, but embarrassed to ask

DO NOT HOVER OVER HIS FACE HE HATES THAT SIT ON HIM.

You did it and he did the most obnoxious moan inside you

Makes you wear nothing but your panties when you both are alone.

Ace

“Suffocate me with your thighs please I don’t want to be alive anymore.”

He uses your butt as a punching bag sometimes KSHSHSISK

Like you’ll be looking the other way talking to him and he’ll be behind you lightly punching each cheek for his own amusement

He wants you to wear his shorts so bad???

“I can’t fit them.”

“You can—look they stretch!”

He just plays with your butt a lot and like 90% of the time it isn’t even sexual he just loves the fat of your ass sm.

He thinks you look like a mf goddess with how your body moves when you dance

He absolutely loves when you ride him but he does it in front of a mirror so he can watch your wet ass bounce in him.

“Stop Doing that or imma sit on you.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

When he hugs you from behind he tends to dry hump you and sometimes you don’t notice KSHSHSKS

Falls asleep on your ass

Has thought about eating your ass

He just really loves your ass

Shanks

So. Many. Butt jokes.

He was drunk and barged into your room one night to find you laying on your stomach in your panties reading and kissed your ass

“Wha—?”

“I was craving something for my tooth so I kissed your butt…cuz you have such a sweet ass.”

You hate this man sm.

You have to sit on his lap once a day or he’ll pout. Literally pout all day.

Rubs your butt constantly when he is beside you.

Doesn’t give af who is watching because who gone stop him?

Another ass eater

HATES when other men look at your ass.

That’s his ass who tf are they to look and gawk over it?

Would prefer if you wore No panties when you wore skirts

Makes stupid excuse for you to bend over a lot

Absolute menace because he in fact an ass man

You’re actually the first woman he has been with with an ass like yours so when he sees it he sometimes gets flustered you never see it though.

Unlike Law doggy style and reverse cowgirl is the go tos. Your jiggly booty is his new treasure.

Dry humps you sm you swear he’s like a dog in heat.

When you guys go shopping he likes to be in the dressing room with you to watch you struggle to put on pants.

“Baby did you get the right size these feel too small?”

“No.”

“WHY?”

“Cuz look..” -casually pokes the fat that couldn’t get in the pants.- “sexy.”

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shankschewtoy · 1 year

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Hey Evou!! I was surfing YouTube and came across vr videos of people playing scary games (mainly Fnaf which I will vouch for is TERRIFYING in vr I was literally shaking the last time I played it 💀) so I came to ask, how do you think the monster trio + Kidd and Law and whoever else you want, would do playing Fnaf, Help wanted in vr? Thanks in advance!

a/n - hi anime!! omg pls I’ve played horror games on Roblox with my 8 year old cousin and I was literally shaking while trying not to cry 💀 tysm for thé request! I hope you’re doing well 💜💜💜💜 I’ve never played fnaf and I don’t think I ever will 😭

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, I bully kid

- if you thought you knew curse words? No you didn’t

- “FUCKSHIT- STUPIDASS MF-!”

- “SHITFACE! YOU LITTLE FURRY PUSSY-!”

- … I cant think of anymore

- he sounds like this and literally breaks your eardrums

- “NO IM NOT SCARED Y/N SHUT UP!”

- “You need to hold my hand?…”

- “Tch- just shut it.”

- *literally squeezing your hand to death*

- he’s screaming at literally the tiniest noises 😭😭😭

- he’s hid behind you a couple times on accident too

- literally not scared??

- “HAHAHAAA- y/n this dude’s funny! He has a funny hat! Oh I died. This game’s boring- let’s play Mario kart!”

- “OH MY GOSH THERE’S PIZZA!”

- “why does it say I died again?..”

- “Y/n there’s a duck staring at me.”

- “ITS NAMED CHUCK BAHAHAHAH-!”

- you’re absolutely shocked- this man was not afraid in the slightest

- he only kept dying bec he got distracted by all the little items around him

- “Can I turn lights on? It’s dark.”

- “that’s the whole point Lu.”

- “That’s stupid- how can you see anything?? Oop something just appeared?”

- “y/n is this a furry game?”

- “are you a furry?”

- 💀

- while he’s wearing the headset he has no sense of his surroundings so he’s broken a lot of things 😭

- that vase? In pieces

- your wooden coffee table? Knocked over

- the chair? Moved at least 20 ft away

- man has the audacity to take off the headset and look at you with a confused face

- “y/n what did you do to the room? Hehe! You have weird hobbies.. I’m gonna go grab some snacks!!!”

- … you’re about to punch him so hard that even nami can’t compete

- about to shit his pants

- visibly shaking as he’s clutching onto your arm

- could only play for a couple minutes before he had to cuddle you for a couple hours

- “uh y/n- is this to test my bravery because I promise there are better ways to- GAHSHAUBEIDBSIDBISBEIFB-!”

- literally trying to punch the air in front of him😭

- he only agreed to play bec Zoro challenged him saying that obviously “I’m braver than you- twirly eyebrows.” “HUH?!”

- oh it was on

- both of them lost

- Luffy won

- if you think you’re bad at games- compared to smoker? No you’re not

- “Y/n what does this button do?”

- “I’m stuck at the pause screen.”

- “I cant read that fast how the hell do you pause it??”

- pls he can’t understand what the fuck he has to do in the game

- literally about to punch the TV when the characters jump outta nowhere

- “Y/n it’s biting my toes?!”

- “What is this game?! Why does it look real?!”

- literally his blood pressure is going to skyrocket

- frantically waving his bulky ass arms around in attempt to try and escape and not die

- going to have a stroke please give him some water

- you’re going to have to hold his hand and pat his back for a while after 😭 he’s lowkey traumatized by screens

- he’s also one of those guys who can’t figure out how tf to turn off his phone flashlight 💀

a/n - sorry anime I did random characters 😭

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drowninginblox · 7 months

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Do you think the Straw Hats get touch-starved?

I’ve been getting into One Piece recently and the thought of getting isikaied into the show has been making its rounds in my head. Thinking of what I would do if allowed onboard has become my newest pastime so ima ramble about it.

Ofc I would do manual work and help out with the ship's cosmetics, maybe take on a little bit of everyone else’s work if they let me, but overall, what would be my role? Then I started thinking about how broken everyone is and I thought- what if I just played support?

And then the angst came rushing in-

So this is how touch-starved the straw hats are (in my POV ofc)

Luffy

I don’t think Luffy is a touch person

I mean yes the dude likes hugs and shit but I don’t think he’d die without them.

To me, Luffy comes off as someone who likes gifts or words of affirmation above everything else

Probably cus I see this guy as an aro/ace icon but that's just me

Usopp

Mans is starving but he wouldn’t realize it until literally the moment he gets crumbs

I think it’s made worse by the fact he’s thinking about Kaya almost as much as he is living in the moment (if that makes any sense)

If I were to offer him a cuddle sesh I think he’d legit think about it for a bit before turning me down out of respect for Kaya

But he be longing for physical affection bro I Mf know it

Sanji

Wants but won’t give in

As of right now, this man is a fucking s l a v e to Nami so I think that the same principle for Usopp would follow to Sanji. The only difference being his reaction would be more vocal and immediate.

“Absolutely not!”

That is to say, he definitely struggles with physical touch. I’m sure of it. There is something deep inside this boy that struggles when it comes to self-worth. I can’t place it yet but I can see it-

Zoro

I think he’d call me a whore? Idk why. But my mind is telling me that this man doesn’t need physical touch. What he needs is physical therapy for over-exerting himself.

Fr tho, if Zoro ever got the notion that he wants some hugs or platonic cuddles, I think it would be a struggle to come to terms with that.

Very much “I haven’t wanted/ needed this before, so why do I crave this now?” From that, I’d think he’d internalize that struggle until it’s something he can’t war over anymore.

He’d eventually get over himself and ask for a hug or putting his head on my lap when no one else is around/ when everyone else is asleep except us.

Nami

Oh Nami, my Nami. You do not trust easy.

You lie to yourself and strive in your own but I know that you will take anything you get girl

She’d only take side hugs if someone asked for a hug.

She doesn’t ask for one unless it’s after a life-or-death situation/something stressful. The same can be said for cuddles

I hope this bitch is pampered by someone she loves just as is not more than berries.

Honestly if it wasn't for the fact that he was a pervert, i'd put my money on Sanji but... i highly doubt that

Koby

He so is.

As soon as I offered, he would have his arms out. Always open for. a hug.

I think he'd make cuddling more than it is though.

But once he gets over it, if the free time presents itself, absolutely.

BONUS!!!

Spoilers for season 2 of OPLA or Alabasta for the new anime watchers/ manga readers!

Robin

No.

Physical touch is not on the menu for her

Not now at least.

One day though

Chopper

An adorable little thing like him is always down for a hug I know it

Will ask for hugs and cuddles not for himself but for the person he's asking them from. Mostly from Nami, Zorro, and Robin

Chopper would prob get the same vibe for me lmao

#opla #one piece #one piece live action #touch starved #headcanon #one piece headcanons #self indulgent

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lonely--seeker · 2 years

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One Piece characters i would marry, pro and cons included because i am bored.

#1 Corazon ♡

Pros ✅

-I fucking love this man.

-He was is the love of my life.

-Dont tell me he wouldn't treat you right.

-The BEST sleep you'll ever have, not a noice to bother you, but lots of cuddling!

-Tall mf can pick me up and carry me under his arm as much as he wants, let me sit on ur lap and I'll die happily.

-Bet he would let me do his makeup, i would be terrible at it, but what a tender moment right?

Cons ❌

-He would burn the whole house down, several times if i don't baby sit him, kinda good we get to spend time together but you get the point.

-Not only he smells like nicotine, but also burnt... feathers? Does he leave ashes around??

-I am pretty sure he would always break my favourite mug, he would replace it but i ain't ready to go through the pain so many times ;; my mug ;;

-Would constantly have lipstick on my forehead or wherever he decides to kiss me. WORTH IT THO.

-I'm certain he will step on me. And honestly thank you.

#2 Bartolomeo.

Pros ✅

-Our relationship is founded on the love we both have for Luffy and the Strawhats.

-Would never shut up abt them, but he WOULD hear me out.

-He's a feral rascal and a cinnamon roll. What else can I ask.

-Together we can hoard just the double of merch.

-I actually think he is really cute when he wants to, but a badass bitch too so all in all win/win for me

Cons ❌

-We would never shut up, annoy the hell out of each other at some point, or the people around us.

-Looks kinda stinky. I’m sorry i need to know how many times you bathe in a week.

-Will never love me as much as he loves the strawhats, can't blame him tho.

#3 Buggy

Pros ✅

-You’re a dumbass, that's so hot in a man.

-He is sort of sensible tho, deserves a smooch as much as he deserves a slap.

-10/10 Would have fun chasing after treasures with him like the pirates we are.

-I get to touch his nose and do honk honk noises ?

-Who am I kidding he is just hot trash, don't look at me like that okay.

Cons ❌

-I'm jealous of his hair.

-He is not that hot after the time skip, I'm sowwy

-Clown make up would never suit me as well as him so we don't get to match.

-I wouldn't wear the clown crown on this relationship.

#4 Page One

Pros ✅

-The anime changed my opinion on him completely, Idk why he suddenly looks cute, polite and soft, his pants are funny too.

-But that's a lie!! this man is a menace!! And I love menaces sometimes!

-I don’t have much on him, literally ignored him the whole time i read the manga so i don’t know, he just gives me husband material.

-He does put up with the oddities of his sister so he would have to bare with mine

-Look at the way he is sitting, yes tiny man <3

-Idk I liked dinosaurs when i was 5

Cons ❌

-His sister is hotter. And we both know who wins if i have to pick.

-Of course his hair is purple.

-I can't take seriously his P AGE 1 Tattoo lmao, but ✨aesthetic✨ i guess.

#I am leaving Sanji and like all the other ones that are more normal aside because it wouldn't be funny that way #I'm pretty sure i'm forgetting some so part 1 probably ajdjbad #one piece #me blabbering #my hubbys

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cacti-are-like-flamingos · 3 years

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Okay so like hi, this isn't necisarily a request but like idk feel free to do whatever

But like I'm just

Dying over the thought of Akainu being like "you walk out of that door, and I'm disowning you" and his kid is like "are... are you serious?" He nods and then the kid just gets this huge smile on theit face and are like "oh I'm not missing an opportinity like this" and they just speed out the door and Garp is just

Also dying and also already adopted the kid

Having Akainu as a dad...

i was legit just about to call it a day but this shit is just fucking hilarious

LIKE COME ON HOW CANON CAN YOU GET LMAO

anygaysss,,,

at first, having Akainu as your father wasn’t that bad at all

he cared for you, he carried you around on his shoulders or his won arms, he would spoil you --- overall, great dad

you were essentially a “daddie’s little angel” type of situation

but that was when you didn’t know what good or bad was

back when you still lived a sheltered life, one where you had never once stepped foot out of the house without surveillance from his men

back when you had yet to realize that you lived in a cage made out of gold

the first time you were made aware of it was thru, you guessed it --- Admiral Aokiji

it was just a simple pet name, one that he had often called you but you never paid mind to

“flightless little dove”

after that, you began to pay more mind to the things your father did

paying attention to the way he treated his soldiers, the complaints of said soldiers, the rumors, and even his own words

you began to question everything he’s ever taught you until, one day, when you had finally managed to leave your home without the watchful eye of your “bodyguards” did you see the truth

“I don’t give a flying fuck if those damned pirates have done good--- they’re still filthy pirates.” His voice bellowed out, much like the roar of a lion. Loud and clear. “But since you have such high sympathies for them, why don’t you go join them in Hell!”

yeahhhh that's a big no-no in your book

after that day, you swore to make Akainu’s life a life of pure misery

you began leaking classified information to the Revolutionary Army, specifically to the blond cutie

you began to sabotage the ships and communications

you took out the staples from his staplers, moved all his shit like an inch to the left, took out all the ink from his pens

arguments with Akainu are hella frequent bc you’ll just say something that questions his belief and the motherfucker will just fucking explode like shit calm your self

lmao you once yelled, “AS IF I’M GOING TO BE TALKED DOWN BY A FUCKER WHO HAS A G-SPOT IN THEIR ASSHOLE”

THAT was a big no-no in his book

with every argument, you found yourself spending more time with Garp and Sengoku

you would often be seen playing with Sengoku’s little goat, feeding it the rice crackers that you had stolen from Garp’s hidden stash

hell, you had gotten so close to Garp that he, out of the fucking nowhere, told you to come with him. Giving you no answer as to what the destination was.

can you imagine your shock when he introduced you to his youngest son THE Strawhat Luffy and his crew?

shit was wild

“they all hate your father too” Garp said.

“huh? who’s your dad?” Luffy asked.

“Akainu.”

“oh yeah I hate him.”

“hate that fucker too.”

...

“I LIKE YOU!” (my mind is like short-circuiting rn soooo lol)

a few months pass by before Akainu finds out about your meeting with the Strawhats

now bitch we ready

we got bug out bag and everything so like you’re already on your way to Garp’s ship (you know that anime meme of like the dudes that are playing a game and all of a sudden they’re jumping out of a window? yeah that’s you)

ready to sail your merry ass away from that fucking hellhole

then this mf just comes out of the fucking nowhere and is all fucking dramatic

"you walk out of that door, and I'm disowning you"

it’s legit the feeling of seeing what you think is your food coming towards you and it ACTUALLY IS your order 🤤

ugh the satisfaction

your ears are having orgasms of their own

"are... are you serious?” this motherfucker actually nods, a smirk on his face

this dude actually thinks that familial love will come through or something

"oh I'm not missing an opportunity like this"

his world literally shattered upon seeing that grin on your face

huh?

HUH ?

👁️👄 👁️ H U H ?

and you’re literally skipping away with the giddiest smile on your face

it’s always a good day for some Akainu slander

😌😌😌

...

(A/N): This shit was mad funny to write.

Hope you enjoyed!

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LITERALLY IN LUV WITH UR WORKS??????

could i request a monster trio + ace (and any other character you’d like) reacting to their y/n throwing it back on them during one of their end-of-saving-a-country banquet ???

take your time 🫂

A/N: Got me blushin and shiiii skskskssk thank u sm! But I gotchu I gotchu thank u:)

One Piece Men Reacting to You Shaking Your Ass/Grinding On Them

Ft. Monster Trio + Ace

CW: I—idk I guess some sex is insinuated, but not described i—

Luffy

Y’all know that one little animation they did of all the strawhats dancing and Luffy, Brook, Sanji, and even Chopper was thrusting their hips in the air?

Yeah that’s what he is doing to you as you all dance.

You didn’t think Luffy could move like that it was kinda hot so when he pulled you and started to thrust upwards you knew it wasn’t him trying to be sexual but it was a bit of a turn on none the less.

You felt his arms stretch twice around your waist to pull you closer to his pelvis

You wasn’t sure if he was being intentional with that or not

He began to dry hump you at this point and you all were having fun and so you said why not

“Y/N!”

Luffy laughed with a huge smile on his face looking down to feel your butt twerk on him.

It felt so good to him feeling you in between the fabric

Both of your bodies was on beat to the music and nobody seemed to have noticed their captain practically fucking you through your clothes

“Y/N!…can we go somewhere private and finish?”

You didn’t know what he meant by finish until you turned to see a small tent in his pants

Zoro

He’s not much of a dancer, but you really wanted him to be

“No.”

“Just one song!”

He’d rather drink himself half into a coma.

You stayed on his lap for most of the night but you had an itch to dance.

You were so focused on the party scene you didn’t realize what you were doing.

“Y/N!”

“Hm?”

His face was flustered, you assumed because he was drinking but you remembered he doesn’t get drunk. His arm was tightly wrapped around you, dull nails digging in the fat of your stomach

The entire time you were grinding and shaking your hips on his dick KSHSGDSOSK

He didn’t know you could move your hips like that and he enjoyed the show for a second until he felt himself get hard

“Why don’t you show me those moves in my room?”

“…Gatta dance with me on the dance floor once though.”

“No.”

“Then no pussy.”

“I DONT LIKE TO DANCE Y/N!”

Sanji

Well if you wanted to kill him then you got it.

It was all just innocent swaying of the hips, until you started to feel the music a little too much

You began to grind and twirl your lower body against Sanji as he was behind you.

His eyes did not leave your ass shaking on his dick it was so beautiful and tantalizing

You suddenly felt a tight heavy weight against your back and waist and you stopped

Mf was Like that gif above but on your back.^^

“Oh Y/N you feel so a-amazing! I love you so much! —please marry me we can make so many babies!— I love you please don’t stop! I love you! Marry me please! Your body is the b-best! I am in h-Heaven!”

You just stopped dancing at this point but he kept blabbering for the next two minutes with the tightest grip you could ever feel from him.

He doesn’t even grip this hard when y’all have sex

You had to get Usopp and Frank to pry him off of you because you felt your dress rising way too high but you couldn’t move your arms due to a certain blonde.

He asks you to dance with him everyday now

Ace

Poor boy creamed his pants.

You were already wearing his favorite short skirt with a red thong under it and when he pulled you into dance his hands were rubbing all on you.

You started to move your hips laughing with him

His face was so flustered when you turned around and just shook what your mama gave you fr.

“F-FUCK!”

You felt risky with him rubbing your sides and inching closer to your butt each time you bent over and started to shake.

Biggest mistake

Ace was already a bit drunk so he started to dry hump you a little.

And by a little I mean a lot

You had to stop because you felt the bottom of your butt feel kinda damp?

“Wait wait don’t turn around just…common.”

He did indeed take you back to his room and that’s when you found out about the mess he made before of you

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