#The Long Dumb ROad

[revolorilution]

A prompt meme collection for fics about Tony Revolori characters! Whether it's Graydon or Flash, Jason or Zero, Jib, Deuce, Theo, Nat, Chester, Tobe or any other character -- if he's played by Tony, we want your ideas and stories! Come submit prompts for fics or fill prompts yourself. If you have questions the FAQ doesn't cover, send us an ask or hit us up at [email protected]!

#tony revolori #graydon hastur #willow 2022 #flash thompson #spider-man #jason carvey #scream vi #zero moustafa #the grand budapest hotel #jib #dope #deuce gorgon #monster high #the long dumb road #take the 10 #royalties #servant #prompt meme #fic challenge #revolori promptorium #revolorilution #graylora #graydon x elora #graythrax #graydon x boorman #grayairk #graydon x airk #spideyflash #flash x peter

[lowkeyed1]

#tony revolori #jason mantzoukas #for my mantzoukas-thirsty anon #i found a few more #the long dumb road

[ruleof3bobby]

THE LONG DUMB ROAD (2018) Grade: D- 

If you have the word dumb in your title, it better be a good movie. This was not. Boring, unfunny, cheesy in the worst way. 

#The Long Dumb ROad #2018 #D #Comedy Films #Skip It #Don't Watch #Bad Movies #Road Trips #Odd Couple #Hannah Fidell #Tony Revolori #David DeLao #Jason Mantzoukas #Friends #Lora Martinez-Cunningham #Casey Wilson #Taissa Farmiga #Chris Ranney #Grace Gummer #Ron Livingston #Will Brittain #Pamela Reed #Lindsay Burdge #Annie Lederman

[squidwithelbows]

Underrated character growth throughout the sellswords trilogy is Artemis becoming weirdly smug about his unrequested makeover as soon as he can use it to be condescending at people he doesn't like.

#legend of drizzt #artemis entreri #jarlaxle baenre #these are both actual scenes from empty joys and road of the patriarch #that live rent free in my brain #paraphrased ofc #but yeah I’m a bit obsessed with these two clowns and their roommate era #I’m reading book 23 now (omg) and I miss it #did anyone foresee my getting consumed by this nearly 40 book long D&D novel series on their 2024 bingo?? #I didn’t either! but here we are! #I still don’t quite know how to draw these characters #but I had a sudden urgent need to start making dumb art about them #arrrt #booksss #'mine'

[maddy-ferguson]

making mlvn out to be worse than it is will always be morally right to me if that's what brings you joy i see you and i support you. some of you are not the haters you claim to be which is disheartening

#otp: i guess it's not #otp: your three year old sister says more #j because if that bothers you then i'm sorry but it's not like it's...unexpected? of course people are gonna hate on the ship and probably #say things that aren't 100% right or true or that are a little dumb and biased in the name of shipping it's literally fine #people have suffered through four seasons of them in a show that's five seasons long and you are on the side of tumblr that's focused on #the other side of the love triangle #we really DON'T have to take the high road i started hating mlvn before i started shipping byler i will always carry that hate with me.❤️ #we're also not a hive mind not freakishly linked etc #and like i say: brf slt

[rohirric-hunter]

Also I'm vaguely offended at the implicit assumption that hobbits as a general rule don't already know who Morgoth is

#this is about something i posted a long time ago but its been eating at me #like obviously they know who morgoth is #they know who sauron is #or at any rate have as much of an understanding of him as anyone else who isnt a scholar or resident of gondor #so it stands to reason that they would also have a basic understanding of morgoth #a dark lord who has just about the same amount to do with them and their lives #i mean i think people get this impression that hobbits are dumb and dont know things from pippin and sam #pippin is a child #and while sam himself is curious and smart and eager to learn and know things #i would put money on it that you could tell the gaffer that the earth was round and he would immediately forget that information #because it doesnt have anything to do with his life and he therefore doesnt need to know it #so sam hasnt really been told as many things as a lot of people #both of them are bad examples #compare them to bilbos ability to infer things in the hobbit based on a general background knowledge of the world at large #like he knows what a furrier is! i dont even know what a furrier is! #but anyway the point is i think the hobbits know how the world works #they keep to themselves but theyre not isolated lmao #like idk if yall are aware of this but theres this road that runs right through the middle of their country called the GREAT EAST ROAD #they turn suspicious people back at the borders but there are plenty of perfectly respectable people who come through #down. you know. the GREAT EAST ROAD #they know whats out there. they just dont care

[dwoality2123]

I am very late, but, like, I need a Long Dumb Road 2. Please, Jason and Tony have such a connection on and off-screen, I need more of their interviews

#long dumb road #tony revolori #jason mantzoukas #nathan (long dumb road) #richard (long dumb road)

[emometalhead]

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#having a day full of mixed feelings #I suppose this is how life goes #I'm officially done with my Bachelor's degree as of today #obviously I'm proud of myself for the accomplishment and I was excited to be celebrated today #it was a long and difficult road and there were many times where I didn't think I'd live to see it through but I made it #I'm the first person in my family to get this degree and I was really looking forward to having today be my day #I had a really lovely morning and then things kind of waned #there were a few arguments. someone I spent the day with repeatedly made negative comments about something I care about #it felt awful. I know it was intended as more of a playful jab than anything but I directly asked for the comments to stop and they didn't #it especially hurt that it was a fandom thing and the person is so invested in their own fandoms yet they felt it fair to step on mine #even though I've never done that to them #then people kept talking over me and acted like I was wrong for trying to interject to finish my own sentences #also as I said in the last post I was deeply upset by how my family members spoke of my 12 year old cousin #she's just a kid and some of our close family members have such a nasty opinion of her. she's so young and she's had a rough few years #but it seems like no one except my brother and I are willing to give her any grace #I think everyone else has forgotten what it feels like to be a kid and feel as if the world is against you #on a more positive note. I had a decadent slice of chocolate cake. it was heavenly #unfortunately I was really too in my head to fully enjoy it #literally every day for 3 weeks I've been talking about the lunch I planned to have today #I knew exactly what meal and dessert I wanted from the restaurant. it's my absolute fave and isn't available at any other local restaurant #I was totally starving by time we got to the restaurant. we were out all morning and I ate a tiny breakfast in anticipation of this meal #when we got there we found out they removed what I planned to order from the menu. I was devastated. #I know it's stupid but like this was the one part of my day that I've had planned for MONTHS and I've been thinking about it for weeks #we had a 40 minute car ride where I mentioned my excitement for the food no less than 10 times so this crushed me #also I'm just really picky in general and typically restaurants only have one or two things I'm able to eat #I offered to just eat the dessert while everyone else ordered food because they were all really hungry too but they wouldn't allow it #we left the restaurant and I still feel horrible for walking out. if I had known the item was removed we wouldn't have even gone there #it happened so recently though and I feel dumb for not even thinking to check the menu online beforehand #so we went to another restaurant and I barely ate anything and now I have no appetite for dinner and I feel bad for ruining the afternoon #even though it's my day and my celebration and I feel like I'm entitled to a slight amount of unreasonableness

[floral-hex]

woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void #shits rough dawg #I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts #haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier #it’s cold #saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early. #and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed. #went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours #guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left #even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are #I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh #my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week #maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done. #I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting #woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside #hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning #can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding) #actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so… #I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience #anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments #I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired. #I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die. #is this relatable? #just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda. #gonna look at pictures of butts now #ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever #you can ignore this #text

[tiredqueermushroom]

Post CR3 Episode 30 Thoughts: The Calloways and Intention/Impact

So I was right in my previous post that Birdie and Ollie are both irresponsible idiots. They willingly left their child daughter in the care of a known hag called the Fatestitcher and are then surprised when it's implied that Ira; you know child kidnapper/experimenter may have struck a deal with said HAG.

Trading away portions of their daughter's life/time. Her childhood in exchange for materials. Birdie and Ollie left Fearne when she was 8 years old, she's now 112 that is over 100 years of Fearne's life gone. And when their daughter brought up the years lost, they continued to brush it off until their daughter pieced together in like an hour of knowing Ira. They had 6 years to suspect something was fishy, 6 years to ask Ira what exactly they were building. 6 years of complete and utter irresponsibility.

Now I'm gonna talk about Intention vs Impact. Some may argue that Birdie and Ollie aren't bad parents because they ment well, that they risked 6 years of their lives, they had to work with morally dubious people all for they sake of their daughter. To keep Fearne safe. I have no doubt that they both love Fearne with all they have, but love isn't the only thing that makes you a good parent. They ment well, therefore they're good parents. The ends justify the means.

Now let's look at the impact of their actions. Fearne is a complete stranger to her parents, Fearne is so emotionally constipated that at the reveal of her being traded all she had to say was "Well that puts a wrinkles on things." Fearne has lost over 100 years and lived 100 years without her parents, that she can never get back.

They risked Fearne's childhood and lost. They should have never played with Fearne's life like that, they robbed her of her autonomy. Even if it was accidental. They knew Morri was a hag. They knew she was a Fatestitcher. Yet the played with Fearne's life, and yes, it was for Fearne's safety but was her safety really worth this?

I've seen people compare Birdie and Veth. Yes they both left their children in the care of others, for that child's safety and in Veth's case to give her time to reevaluate whether being a stay at home mum was what she wanted to return to. The difference is intention and impact.

Veth's intention: Keep Luc safe and have time for some introspection.

Impact: Luc was kept safe with his father and veth created a life where she runs a summer camp and takes care of her son.

Birdie's intention: Keep Fearne safe while she and Ollie further investigate Rudius.

Impact: Fearne has over 100 years stolen from her by a known hag and they may have unintentionally helped build a device that does something and accidental trading their daughter to said fatestitching hag.

It doesn't matter what their intentions were anymore because the impact has irreversibly changed Fearne's life, a life they accidental traded away.

#critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #birdie calloway #ollie calloway #ira wendagoth #fearne calloway #brief mentions of veth brenatto #long post #cr meta #charcter analysis #its all about impact #the road to hell is paved with good intentions #good people aren't always good parents #at what point do you stop and weight the cost #they love fearne but are so dumb #fearne needs some hugs #morrigan the fatestitcher #my meta

[revolorilution]

The Long Dumb Road Watch Party!

Join us in the Discord🔗 to watch The Long Dumb Road together, Sunday, March 3rd at 10:30am PST!

Hope you can make it!

#tony revolori #jason mantzoukas #the long dumb road #watch party #Revolorilution #event #media #link #YouTube #trailer #video

[lowkeyed1]

#tony revolori #jason mantzoukas #the long dumb road #which is apparently on netflix so i will watch soon and report back

[rosykims]

nathaniel crushing on ella has never really felt right in my head bc they strike me as more platonic comrades but um. well. now im thinking abt nathaniel and ASHARA

#oc: ashara #back in my convoluted retelling of post-dai lore era <3 #i like to imagine the deep roads dlc occuring like a year and a bit after the main game ends + solas leaves #so blackwalls long gone and become a grey warden but nate (acting warden commander after ella dips) #hears abt the 'disaster in the deep roads' issues and visits skyhold w blackwall in order to like. assist. idk #anyways hes like oh ive heard so many awful stories about u from blackwall <3 #and asharas like yeah theyre all true <3 #but shes also less Villanous than he'd expected. and also she's calmed down now that things are peaceful and shes #well. not over solas at all lol but shes doing her best ! aka Never talking about him #so yeah anyways then they most definitely fuck before she leaves #just a casual thing. i doubt hes all that impressed by her controversial arcane takes like solas wouldve been #and she literally thinks his whole order is kind of dumb so it probably closer resembles a rivalmance than anything #but shes lonely lol ! and hes just as grumpy and serious as she is but also mature and easygoing abt these things #so it just works :) and then afters they meet up every now and then. no feelings at first but they do end up actually becoming friends lol #ok anyways bye

[thirtheenprimes]

In preparation for What We Do in the Shadows season 5 premiere, I am going to put Inuyasha on pause starting the Thursday before the premiere. Starting Thursday July 6th, I will start binging WWDITS, aiming for roughly a season a day (not including weekends because who knows if I'll have the time) with a day of wiggle room. They're 10 episodes a piece at ~30 minutes each, and I'm pretty sure I have 5 hours after work to pull it off.

Just if anyone else as excited as I am wants to do the same. I'm really excited alright?

#wwdits #season 5 prep #what we do in the shadows #im going to prepare myself to shift obsessions absolutely I will be working on my stories #excited to see the dumb vampires again #the next season of Good Omens premieres while im on a road trip #so i might not be able to properly binge for prep for that one #after that ive got to figure out how long to give myself to reread The Locked Tomb in prep for Alecto #then immediately go back to The Murderbot Diaries in prep for System Collapse #im going to be busy the rest of the year with my blorbos and their new content

[sluttyten]

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#my parents just got home from my grandparents so obviously we’re not driving to visit my brother tonight because it’s almost 10pm and he #lives like 6-8 hours away but I asked if we’re going tomorrow or not at all and her answer was ‘we’re not going’ #then she was like ‘are you sad?’ and I’m like no #because I’m not sad I’m annoyed #annoyed that I canceled my plans for this weekend trip that they came up with just a couple days ago just for me to have to cancel my #piercing plan (which they don’t know about to be fair) but also canceled on my best friend because I thought I wouldn’t be here and then I #told her no I wouldn’t come over tonight either bc I thought maybe we might leave early in the morning tomorrow #but we’re not doing that either and I could have gone to target like I wanted to also but I didn’t want to leave and go anywhere bc I didn’t #know how long my parents were going to be or what the general plan was until it was too late and dark for me to want to go anywhere #anyway I’m just annoyed like what was even the fucking point? I hurried home from work threw all my stuff together fully packed and got my #pillow and my blanket my chargers and everything #I even unplugged all the electronics in my room bc I don’t leave stuff plugged in when I know I’m gonna be away for a few days #just for us to not go at all #if either of my parents had packed before today then we would’ve already been on the road by the time my aunt called #would we have just turned around then or what? #also ugh it’s like my parents knew I had plans they wouldn’t approve of bc it was almost right after I made the plans for the piercing with #my friend from work that they threw these plans at me and then once I’d told him I couldn’t do today but maybe next weekend they suddenly #wanted to switch our trip to next weekend but decided to keep it this weekend when I was like uh no #and now that my plans are to go next Friday to get pierced like neither of my parents really shared any plans or even packed anything until #today almost like they just didn’t really plan to go which I know sounds dumb and paranoid to say but we didn’t even have a hotel #reservation like we normally would like these plans just seemed very tentative this weekend and it’s just so annoying to me #I wasted my entire afternoon basically thinking maybe we would get to go and thinking maybe tomorrow and ugh #I’m just in a mood I’m sorry #I need to translate this annoyance into writing chp 10 before I fall asleep #also my best friend is updating me on her house sitting alone and she’s freaking out bc she’s not used to sleeping alone in a house by #herself and the power just went out on her and if my parents would’ve made our lack of plans more clear I could’ve at least been there with #her so she wasn’t so freaked out or at least so we’d be freaked out together #but tbh girl just lock yourself in a bedroom that’s what I always do when I have to sleep in my house alone. and put my car keys right #beside my head so if anything crazy did happen I could at least like set my car alarm off to alert the neighbors

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: Gamble

Friendships: Eli & Miguel & Demetri & Sam (Implied Hawkmetri and Samiguel)

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“Stupid pussies! Your game is fucking rigged! I’ll prove it!”

Demetri and Miguel tighten their grip on Eli’s arms, dragging him away from the blackjack table. He squirms all the way out of the casino, shouting empty threats at every sleazy employee they pass.

When Sam’s car pulls up, the boys dump Eli into the backseat. As Miguel climbs in the front, Sam sighs.

“I knew Vegas was a bad idea,” she mutters.

Behind them, Eli breaks down. He leans on Demetri’s shoulder and sobs, lamenting the $200 he’ll never get back.

Miguel smiles weakly. “We’ll go camping next time.”

#allvalley100 #eli moskowitz #hawk #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #miguel diaz #sam larusso #samantha larusso #binary boyfriends #hawkmeat #elimetri #samiguel #cobra kai #the karate power squad road trip is not going well #college au #or aged-up au presumably #because what teenager can get away from their parents long enough to wander around Vegas getting into trouble lmao #sadly it likely takes more than Walter Hawkman to get into most casinos #anyways this is what would happen if you were ever dumb enough to bring Hawk to Las Vegas #I know so he told me himself