Bro being a system is wild because like, who tf left the haft eaten turkey sandwich on the nightstand, who bought the boots that don't fit, who the hell is even writing this, who threw out the entire chair to our desk, who tf thought it would be a good idea to give the cat catnip, who even am I right now, who knew someone liked peanut butter so much they left a haft eaten jar out, who wrote an entire book in the notes app, who filled the gallery with memes, who told our life story in a random person's dms, why is the changer to the phone chewed up because it sure as hell wasn't the cat, who had the headphones last because they could be in the backrooms by now, who and what even am I, who thought it was funny to throw away my favorite jacket, who redid our simply plural, who is screaming, who where what and why is happening?