#a little roast just for fun

[astrobydalia]

The signs’ most common phrases (sun/moon/asc inspired)

Aries: “me, me, I, I, myself, me, me, me-”

Taurus: (long pause) “No.”

Gemini: *giggles*

Cancer: "awwwww!”

Leo: "yeah me too!" (is constantly trying to one up you)

Virgo: (pretentiously) “um aCtUaLLy”

Libra: (nods and smiles while only understanding half of what you're saying) “oh yes!” "mhm" "sure!" "hahaha no way!"

Scorpio: “👁️👃🏼👁️”

Sagittarius: “pff yeah I know that” (they apparently have a degree in everything)

Capricorn: "well I honestly don’t care 🤷🏽‍♀️ " (proceeds to cry in the bathroom)

Aquarius: “it’s a thing I do 🤪”

Pisces: (snapping back) “…hum? What did you say?”

#for funzzies #astrology #astro #astro observations #astro notes #zodiac #astrobydalia #a little roast just for fun

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

#honkai star rail #dan heng #march 7th #danmarch #fanart #hsr #what else do i tag. i have no idea #anyway. im breaking my VERY LONG oc art streak to post my one(1) contribution to star rail #i care them very much #ive been playing this game so religiously and they have not left my team #tragic past(emo) vs tragic past(girly pop) #theres NO WAY with marchs very teenage girl mind that she does not have a crush on the hot cool mysterious yet caring dragon guy #who stays in the room right next to her #and the fact that he teases her so much........ #the whole ass belabog quest he throws in little harmless march roasts every so often #he fucking CARE her #i bets shes like a filipino mom with that camera. every oppertunity (picture!!!!) #and dan heng gets dragged into it #he is honing his photography skills against his will #any nice place? shes like (lemme pose can you get a photo of me?) #dan heng just sighs #they bond over silently judging stelle rummaging through the garbage #cast each other that best friend glance as half her body is sticking out of a trash bin #i like to think you see them hanging out on the train together #with dan heng reading some obscure 8th century book on civilization pattern and development #and march is humming and putting stickers and aesthetic shit in her scrapbook #taping a piece of antimatter legion loot in the middle of a page #and with bubbly handwriting (we beat some bad guys today!!! <333 so fun!!)

[bleh1bleh2]

S'mores !!!!

#dont worry lance is fine. he started it and is just being dramatic. #pidge is eating raw marshmallows like popcorn #i think keith is just like me. in that he would put a piece of chocolate in a marshmallow and then cook it #the goal being to have melted chocolate with the marshmallow and No Graham Cracker. sometimes the graham cracker is too dry #BUT let it be known that i am very good at roasting marshmallows. the best in my family #on a different note allura deserves fun little earrings so she has lollipops <3 #and i dont know anything about timelines. theyre either on earth or found smores supplies at a space mall #its fine and makes sense <3 #voltron #klance #(to me) #my art

[imthursdaysyme]

arthur trying to order coffee when he knows nothing about coffee and thinks it’s gross but there’s a cute barista

#drawing #art #digital art #arthur pendragon #fanart #arwen #gwen pendragon fanart #gwen pendragon #arthur pendragon fanart #merlin bbc #arthur doesn’t even like coffee but merlin dragged him and suddenly he’s seen the most gorgeous women to grace this earth #he has half a mind to bow already just in case gwen’s actually aphrodite standing in front of him #he’s already planning a stained glass window commission bc obv the church is missing one of thier angels on their walls and he thinks #they’d appreciate him correcting that mistake #she asks what he wants and he’s like uh coffee. and she’s like what coffee? and he’s like oh yknow the Normal coffee #and she’s like uh i meant like roast we have these and he looks in her eyes and is like Dark Pls #and then she’s like so creamer and sugar #crazy guess on my end but i have a feeling u want the normal standard typical coffee drinker amount #to poke fun at him a little #but arthur has no idea he’s like yes!! that is exactly what i want #and then gwen’s pov she’s like that man has never been in a 50mile radius of a coffee shop a day in his goddamn life #and arthur’s like skipping and jumping and clicking his heels

[mysicklove]

guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem

#🔪 - mello talks too much #i just roast them #it’s just so funny #i just love making fun of them #they are like my little dogs #i feel bad bc south african dude sent me a romantic instagram reel and i said ”don’t send me that romantic ass shit i will block u” #LMAOAOAOAAOAO #AND THEN I THREATENED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR LIKE 4 TIMES #and flipped off his house #it’s just so funny i can’t help it #like i am gen laughing rn bc dude i am so funny

[secondbeatsongs]

saw that there was fanfic for Taskmaster, and I'd never seen the show so I was like "oh, that's interesting, I wonder why there's so much fic for it?"

but now, having watched three seasons of it? I get it. jfc. I fucking get it.

that dynamic sure is something, huh?

#personal #sbs rambles #taskmaster #like it's a great and hilarious show and I love it and you should watch it #but also. like. wow #it's definity something #to watch the two hosts #one of whom is actually in charge while desperately pretending not to be #and the other who orders around and degrades the first one for his own enjoyment and because he commits to the bit #like jesus. after watching three seasons of Greg talking down to and being weird about ''Little Alex Horne'' #a man who is 6'2" by the way #there's just a bizarre vibe going on and I'm here for it #and what was with that ep where one of the comedians roasted Greg for being low on the kinsey scale?? like what the fuck #deeply fun weird energy here #and a genuinely hilarious show! #10/10 #love that there's fic for it #because I feel like I need it to unpack whatever the hell I just watched #rpf mention #tagging in case someone wants to block this

[recitedemise]

𝗚𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰, 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸, 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗲. Still, chalk it up to his thirst for knowledge, not so much for any thirst for power. Gale, a scholar—inquisitive, curious, and infinitely probing—boasts an insatiable desire to learn all that he can. However, as a follower of Mystra, he's from her sole Weave that he's encouraged to pull from; yet, despite this urging, this unspoken rule, the chasms of the Shadow Weave yet bubble in his thoughts. It's powerful magic, of course, warped under Shar like bones or metal, but still, the arcane is mystery, and the arcane delights him, and even clouded by corruption, it still harbors its worth. Put simply, Gale believes that all magic is essentially fair game. After all, it exists on their plane, sits waiting there a touch like a well for your thirst, and so long as you're careful, what's the harm in sampling? In the Shadow Cursed lands, he'd felt the itch to indulge himself, to whet his need, and when he fashioned that lantern without his goddess' permission, there sprung a devilish delight that timidly gripped him. It was like, well, being a boy again, to be honest, with his hand in a jar of biscuits he'd been told to not touch. It was an act of rebellion, spurred a quiver by Mystra's spite, sure, but far more than that, it came from a weakness to feel its power, and to feel the heft of it and to taste its tang. If it's one thing about Gale, it's that he so thoroughly loves magic. And even if said magic is cursed and bedeviled, it'll always have a draw for him, tamable or otherwise. To be sure, there is some hubris at play here as well: he'll be careful, he tells himself. He can manage.

For better or for worse, Gale, though more morally aligned than not, can still find himself weak to temptation.

#HEADCANON. #Inspired by my little Gale origin. #But I DO think Gale would be all... well... I can do ONE little trick with the Shadow Weave. Just ONE. I promise. Then I'll stop. #He wants to at least try everything once. He HAS the potential to really get caught up and dabble too longly where he shouldn't #but for the most part AND with the right company and words he can stave his appetite. #I had Gale fashion the lantern and he went to bed all :))) That was fun. Course it was Gale. Course it was. #Tara: I sure hope you know what you're doing. #Gale: I do! :) #Anyway I'm NGL I don't think I can do anymore writing today. I am so roasted after working till like...4am last night. #And the words are just [empty howling] in my head. I have to draw Christmas gifts anyway so... tomorrow. I'll be here tomorrow.

[vampiricsheep]

so since I may be free this summer after all, would anyone be interested in an RP event that's a potluck? I've been wanting to do it for ages but there's never any interest compared to other themes

for a discord rp, I would make a separate server explicitly for this purpose so you don't have to be in any guilds or anything! I would also delete the server (or at least channel, if people would like an event-planning server long-term) after a week - enough time for people to read over their stuff but not preserved forever and ever.

#actually remembering to make this a week-long poll this time! #if you've never heard the term before: a potluck is an event where everyone brings a food they've made to share in a communal feast! #there is no skill floor for this - if you (your character in this case) only knows a simple cornbread recipe they follow by the book that's #-just as welcome as an elaborate roast #and I know people have brought things they bought instead of cooked (like a bakery pie) #the point isn't to show off your cooking skills as much as it is to come together as a community and share :) #its historical origins were a little more complex in function than that but I'm going with what I was raised with #but yeah. it's a theme I've wanted to do a while because it's so community #I AM upset that I won't be busy this summer (rejected from every internship I applied to and can't apply to ones that require a- #-drivers license which is uhh MOST OF THEM! #but my psych was saying it's probably good for me to have some rest and recovery time after this hell semeste #(it wasn't hell but two of my classes have really been fucking with my head) #I DID get to try out darting guns last week in my wildlife sampling/id classes though and I hit the target dead center both times! #and that was fun. but the writing assignments from those other classes are incomprehensible in rubric #OH RIGHT MY TAGS #gw2 open RP night #gw2 rp

[hymnoire]

𝐋𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐀 & 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌

       @stillresolved asked for an incorrect quote

#龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / the chameleon. #龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / visuals. #龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / headcanons. #MARAM ITS MARAM #PHEW LISTENNNNNN. #OKAY SO. #I actually had 3 for them the first two were them roasting each other hahahzheha which were fun and then this... #And I'm like - I'm a soft ass little bitch for them SO LOOK I just felttttt it in my bones #They're the kdrama I would watch 100% #LIKE I WOULD WATCH THEM ON SCREEN #What I also like ( me complimenting my own work i fucking guess ) is her overly talking and him using just the right amount of words and th #Full non verbal #Like they are just so non verbal to me like they just feel each other when they dont decide to talk and it's like it feels just right i gue #GIGGLES IN MARAM

[prototypelq]

this speech is a must-listen for any 'father figure Dante' trope fan

(why you should listen: a daughter of a rockstar roasts her dad at his own award receiving ceremony about him not wearing any shirts when he was picking her up from middle-school)

#tbh i am too uncultured swine to know who this guy exactly is #but i heard a little about him on the radio today and his music was good! #but the trivia about this speech his daughter gave was funnier #i know the 'dante is allergic to shirts' thing is a meme and i agree with it being a meme completely #however it is fun to joke about #and dante really is the guy who does Not care about his looks so he would #mutuals you know me and i hope you think that patty would absolutely roast dante like that too #hopefully she was spared his shirtless phase xD #the overall vibe here is the main thing i adore about this #this is a fun alternate universe scene to thing about #dante sparda #patty lowell #oh i am pushing the propganada with this one for sure #patty propaganda #patty adopted dante as her father figure #patty and nero are cousins #vergil is patty's classy uncle #nero would absolutely find something embarassing to say about vergil in this situation too #twins make great father figures and they should be roasted as per norm which just means extensively #dmc #devil may cry #Youtube

[shedidntevenswear]

boooo i hate that we’ve entered the actual discourse phase of this matty thing because when we kept it to just jokes and memes about our shock/dismay/loving disapproval it was so much more fun

#amanda please #tw matty healy #this does not include discourse about him as a person and his many actual sins #like thats fully warranted #just like the discourse about them getting together and what that says about taylor and what they are doing #because honestly past the fact they are probably hooking up like who the hell knows the actual details #and trying to guess at taylors mental or emotional state and like pscyhoanalyze with no details feels like a #wasted exercise where we'll eventually look back and be like oops way off base #and the jokes are just fun! its like a little gc where we roast our friends new love interest!

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

(Major S-Class Heroine spoilers)

ok idk if im mischaracterising tesilid but like. tesilid in my head is such a funny guy because he went fuck this shit im tired of living and the world wont let me die in peace so ill destroy it so NEITHER of us can exist and he becomes a mass murderer and puts his entire heart into it. and he's like teehee since this will be the last round i'll just have fun committing some (many) atrocities, but then when it doesn't work out he goes uhh hey god if you're actually out there. that wasn't very nice of me, sorry. i'll be good this time. and he genuinely means it 😭 both times. when he destroyed the world and when he said whoops that was a shit idea nevermind wont try that again. like he's beating himself up for it and when things go wrong he blames it on his sins, like does that sound like a thoroughly evil person to you. it's like he was just being a little silly and committed a whoopsie when he was off destroying the world yaknow like that wasn't really him that was just a slip of judgement when the chaos and evil got him at his very fucking worst and had zero support. it just so happened that this "slip of judgement" occured over an extended period of time and he did actively pursue it for a while but like

#s-class heroine spoilers #mash potato #roast potato #i for one certainly forgive him #its ok tesilid we all make mistakes. especially when under the crushing pressure of having no one to talk to and 99 traumatic deaths and #divine certainty of having no future and no end #also i think it's very nice that when he was destroying the world he seems to enjoy it #as opposed to how dead-eyed he prob was when he was going thru the motions of saving the world #we all need some variety in our jobs yknow! #i think it's fair that he gets a little silly once in 100 lives #^ everything above is as from my drafts #is he evil is he good is he just a normal guy i cant tell #he is such a fun char he contains such multitudes #also tesilid applying the concept of sin to himself is kind of sad because #he never believes in the strict order rewarding him #but he sure as hell believes it would punish him #did i already post some variation of this post??? i feel like i have #anw penned aug 22

[hirookouji]

Kuroko has definitely gone in on someone who asked him a stupid question to the point of silence

"idk who had a worse day, the spurs who got swept, or the interviewer who just stopped talking after kuroko called him out for asking those dumbass questions" - said by some fan on twitter, probably

#asks #sleepzonesworld #knb nba au #kuroko tetsuya #knb #and he goes in on them w little to no remorsw #remorse** #he doesnt have time for this #if he can punch kagami he can definitely roast a reporter #multiple reporters actually #skshzsj sorry it keeps taking me forever to get back to u i just have a sudden urge to draw in response to ur ideas #knb nba au is just... so much fun

[six-of-ravens]

Annnnd the usual Value Village haul! (plus some things I was so, so brave for not buying):

glass pitcher (been meaning to get one for ages)

"brie baker" that came in a nice cardboard box. I wanted a smaller dish to roast tomatoes and garlic in, that was the smallest one with a lid. I actually kinda want an even smaller one for just one bulb of garlic, there were a bunch of them at the store a few weeks ago but alas, I didn't buy one when I could and now I will have to wait. and also maybe bake some brie.

tiny vase for a little flower from the garden

wicker basket to go under the bathroom sink (or on the counter?), bc it's gotten very disorganized again

Celestial Seasonings tin that was just too cute to pass up

rectangular dish with the same pattern as some oval ones I have

heart-shaped baking dishes! idk what I'll make in them but I'm very excited!

very pretty copy of The Hobbit (as if I needed another one)

lace table runner to go on top of the new Kallax shelf, been looking for one for a while cause I don't want to stain or scratch the top of it and finally found one the right size.

A beautiful crocheted tablecloth!! Couldn't pass it up. Also it sorta matches the ones my great aunt made so it'll fit in here (they actually had quite a few crocheted things, but due to my wool allergy this was the only one I could actually touch)

And things I resisted buying: a fuckton of shojo manga (so cool! but nothing I really needed and each book was $5-6 and I really didn't want to spend $30+ on books today), and some lamps that would have been perfect for the new shelf if I hadn't already bought some. I need to *not* become a lamp collector. There's only so many lamps one can have...

#this was fun #i was really hoping to find one of those teensy le cruset dishes that VV had like 4 of for a few weeks #but i guess either someone finally bought em or they just rotated the stock and got rid of em #i keep seeing ig videos of people roasting garlic and tomatoes in tiny little bakeware tho and i want to do that 😅

[fantasy-costco]

After this semester ends in like a week I won't have any more religious studies classes like. Ever again. My religious studies advisor already told me that people have tried to put religious studies classes towards history degrees in the masters program but the school won't let them. I can always keep researching on my own and part of the point of this minor was to get the tools to do so but religious studies is a field full of so much bias and it's nice to have someone to guide me through that.

#My university just does Not respect the humanities at all but that's what I get for going to (redacted) :/ #If I was going into academia I would probably try harder and try to build a carrier out of like. Early Christian history or something #But as it stands theres not much of a market for that in the museum field outside of the worst Christian propaganda scams imaginable #So I will. Not do that. And will instead study the revolutionary war like a good little public historian and privately #Roast Dennis R. MacDonald in the group chat. For fun. #Also religious studies drama is so much funnier that historian drama cause it's just like. Three people in a room yelling at each other #Every paper is like 'this fucking idiot thinks mark had a classical education can you believe the audacity' or #'you have to prove in a court of law that this text is a forgery otherwise Jesus is gay' (lads the text was a forgery) #The forgery one was funny cause I did a presentation about it and I was trying not to be super accusatory and my professor was like nah #I know the guy who forged it he made it up. Tell us more about gay Jesus tho. #I'm gonna miss this 😥

[floorpancakes]

#twitter repost #nijisanji #i have no regrets #i heard super vague rumours and i saw from streams myst was burned out for a long time #but i wasnt sure if he was burnt out and going to make some changes and come back to himself slowly or grad #im glad we know now #its gonna be rough but itll be fun too in its own way #made a joke in chat that if i hear him at a con when im healthy enough to go to cons again #ill like do thumbs up say hes very cool and make a polite exit LOL #I suggested he do a funeral roast grad like in all stars 4 but apparently a liver already did that 😭 #mystari my beloved yu my beloved #i believe in a cool future for my cool kamioshis #itll be a sad in a sense but very fun in another #i remember when yu graduated it was so tense i didnt know if theyd be ok at all #and they werent but theyre a fighter #(vagueposting a little just for politeness sake) theyre my hikikomori jersey king and theyre doing great work #i hope yu gets to open up more and more because the more they do the more fun it becomes i believe so hard in their abilities #stating the obvious since its been so long but im still angry with enikara for being trans inclusive but not letting them be openly nb #im used to things being non nb inclusive all the time but they should learn from their mistakes #no point being super queer friendly with hiring and letting livers be open but NOT about their gender #its clear that they did it for brandings sake since livers can be open abt their sexuality and almost all their peers in en at least are but #i think that preventing issues and letting livers be openly nb shouldnt clash with the most bare bones branding stuff #im still angry about that #the things i saw written about Y and U made me sick from day one #and the company valuing vague unit branding choices over letting livers be openly trans even if they choose to sign up makes me .... #anyway just never mind me im not trying to make a stir this is old news but obviously i take it personally #fucked up and messed up and immature for a company to act that way then act surprised when it has consequences #anyway back on topic i belueve so hard in my kamioshis and theyll never stop being such should circumstances persist #want mysta merch but its crazy shipping prices so id get second hand maybe bcs of cost which is ok but #they refers to Y obviously M is cis i got distracted dont want anyone getting confused